Huahua: [It's Lan Tingxu! The one in the first row wearing light blue clothes and a jade hairpin!]
Lan Tingxu looked down at himself.
Light blue silver thread gown, middle!
Touch the jade hairpin on your head.
Well, I'm sure you're talking about me.
But...but who is Aunt Zhuang? He doesn't even know her, so why would she be a matchmaker for him?
Besides, he already has a girl he likes and plans to propose marriage when the results are announced. Who the hell is Aunt Zhuang who suddenly appears?
Jiang Shuyue: [Why would Aunt Zhuang extend her hand to the Lan family? ]
Huahua: [I heard her grandson was being taught a lesson by Mr. Lan, and she went to his house to pick a fight and got beaten out with a big stick. Later, she looked into Mr. Lan's family background, and when she thought about the wild girl in his family, she thought it was a perfect match!]
Jiang Shuyue: ...Haha, she is quite quick-witted and wants to get involved with everyone!
Jiang Shuyue: [No way! If they get involved with Mr. Lan, I won't be able to face him anymore!]
Lan Tingxu nodded.
Marriage is a matter of parents' decisions and matchmaker's words. How can it be messed up by a village woman who suddenly appears?
Besides, grandpa and dad would not allow me to marry into these people's families.
Just as he was thinking this, Huahua suddenly sighed deeply: [Everyone knows not to do it, but that old witch still has some tricks up her sleeve. When they finish their scientific research and go to your house for the teacher appreciation banquet, she'll bring that wild girl over and take advantage of the opportunity to have a fait accompli with Lan Tingxu.]
Lan Tingxu was furious. He threw all the books of sages out of his mind and just wanted to curse.
Shameless, absolutely shameless!
Huahua's plaintive voice continued: "You don't know, that wild girl doesn't bathe for a month in the summer, and she stinks all year round."
[At such a young age, she not only had gynecological issues, but also had severe athlete's foot, and her scalp... well, it was pretty scary anyway. The original novel gives very little information about Lan Tingxu. We only know that he suddenly died six months after their marriage, and the Lan family never mentioned him again. I guess he was just lonely.]
Jiang Shuyue clicked her tongue a few times in pain.
Although the distance was far, her eyesight was very good and she could even see clearly the pimples that Lan Tingxu had gotten last night.
He has a fresh face and is only about seventeen years old now, a real handsome guy.
Jiang Shuyue couldn't help but feel sorry: [The good radish was spoiled by the mud, wasting away at such a young age, how pitiful.]
Huahua: [He was the only son of the Lan family. After his death, the wild girl used her pregnancy as an excuse to slowly take over the Lan family. By then, your scumbag father and Chen Yongwang had already taken over the power, and they couldn't defeat them. In the end, all the Lan family's wealth belonged to the wild girl and the wild child!]
Jiang Chen raised his eyebrows at his brother: Did you hear that? Wild kid! There's a chance!
Jiang Wujie was not surprised.
Aunt Zhuang’s entire family is not good people, and the wild girl she raised can’t be a good person either.
But this matter is too hurtful, and a gentleman should not discuss it.
[Wow! I get it!]
Jiang Shuyue suddenly yelled: [This little girl not only has gynecological problems, but also skin diseases and severe athlete's foot. Lan Tingxu will definitely not spend the wedding night with her, so the child is someone else's!]
Huahua wanted to hold up a sign for her with the words "King of Dullness" written on it.
Many students chuckled quietly and cast distressed glances at Lan Tingxu.
He is a grown man with a bright future, but even if he passes the exam, what good will it do? He will still be burdened by a woman like this.
Lan Tingxu no longer had any mood to take the imperial examination.
Even if fate was playing tricks on him, it wouldn't fool him like this, right? It was almost like it was going to kill him!
Jiang Shuyue still didn't quite understand: [That kind of top-grade, a walking rotten egg, how could anyone dare to do that?]
Huahua reached out and patted her shoulder.
After all, he is only a thousand years old, young and not familiar with these things yet.
Hua Hua said earnestly, "When it comes to relationships, sometimes you don't need to be in love. All that matters is the effectiveness of the medicine and the money. She may not be attractive, but she's rich! With the Lan family's money, she could hire two sedan chair bearers!"
Jiang Shuyue: ...This... is difficult to comment on.
Lan Tingxu's legs went weak.
I just felt that the sky was dark and gloomy. All fame and life were no longer important.
[How could such a poor thing be tortured! ]
"That family of vampires thought they could make a comeback by becoming the examiner. I've knocked their power over. Let's see what they can do to the Lan family."
[Little brother, study hard in the exam, and I’ll help you choose a beautiful wife!]
Jiang Shuyue's voice was like a clear spring, instantly nourishing his wasteland.
Lan Tingxu clenched his fists silently, and all the eight-part essays he had read came back to his mind.
Jiang Shuyue: [By the way, my shameless old dad didn't tamper with the test questions, did he?]
Huahua pouted, and her tender face showed an expression of old age and helplessness that did not belong to her age:
[How could there be no manipulation?! They definitely did!]
Students: What? They even dared to tamper with the Spring Examination!
Huahua: [Your scumbag dad had already circled the exam questions. He bribed a few of his underlings from the Hanlin Academy to produce over a dozen essays. Every candidate who paid 100,000 taels of silver will receive a copy, guaranteed to be unique.]
[There's another person who's even more impressive. He was offered one million silver coins and guaranteed to be in the top three. Yesterday, he got drunk at Zuihualou, had his wedding night with the top performer, and hasn't even gotten up yet.]
For a moment, Jiang Shuyue didn't know how to evaluate Jiang An.
It is said that he is cautious in his work and has been low-key and careful for many years.
But he dared to do such a thing under the feet of the emperor.
The students began to collectively jump in mentality.
Jiang An, who was standing on the stage and giving a speech, suddenly felt a strong murderous aura coming towards him.
Jiang Shuyue: [If glaring at someone wasn't illegal, my scumbag father would be utterly utterly shattered! Poor students, how about... I go and persuade my husband to go and ask the emperor to retake the exam!]
Everyone: That’s a good idea!
The murderous aura faded a lot in an instant.
Huahua: [Let me see... Oh, you two are on the same page! Last night at midnight, Zhou Yunshen had the Emperor redesign the exam questions. Previously, they were centered around the Ministry of Personnel's incompetence, but now they're centered around flood control and a war between two nations.]
Lan Tingxu: Is this something I can listen to? Is it considered cheating?
Everyone: No, no, it doesn’t count. After all, we didn’t give any money or bribe so it’s not cheating!
Jiang Shuyue was so happy that she waved her hands and shouted loudly: "Everyone, Daddy is here!"
Student 1: What is Gangba?
Student 2: A kind of dad, probably the same as second dad or first dad.
Student 3: It sounds quite tough. It might be the dialect from her hometown. It makes us face the darkness of the examination room like tough guys.
Lan Tingxu nodded: "We are responsible for the exam, and Madam is responsible for clearing the darkness. The Zhennan Marquis and his wife are really selfless people! If anyone says bad things about them again, I will be angry with them!"
Everyone waved their hands in emotion and responded collectively: "Just got daddy!"
Jiang An: ...
What does this mean? Is this some kind of code? Why am I the only one who doesn't know?
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