Everyone entered the examination room, and Jiang Shuyue had joined in the fun, munching on a pancake and preparing to go home.
She saw a man riding a donkey, staggering towards her.
"Oh, isn't this the wife of the Marquis of Zhennan? I remember no one in your family wants to take the imperial examination. Could it be that you are here to see Prime Minister Liu's disciples?"
Jiang Shuyue chuckled and said, "As a child, I don't really understand adult matters. I just haven't seen a scientific examination before, so I came here to join in the fun."
Lan Ruoyue tucked the loose hair behind her ears and straightened her back on the donkey.
"I see. I thought you were here like me to bless the examinees."
Jiang Shuyue: [Blessing? I haven't heard that she became a goddess.]
Huahua: [Self-proclaimed, self-proclaimed! She asked the Emperor for it, and the Emperor thought it was harmless, so for the sake of the explosives, he let her try it.]
Huahua tilted her head back, at an angle of exactly forty-five degrees, and glared at Lan Ruoyue with disdain.
There was a smacking sound of fish bones in his mouth.
Lan Ruoyue frowned. "Is this the Marquis's distant relative's child? Madam, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but it's been almost half a year since you got married, and you're still pregnant."
"There's not even a shadow of my own child, and someone else has another child."
"I'm kindly reminding you that if you continue like this, you might lose your position."
The Zhou family's children were furious. Zhou Luming immediately sarcastically said, "Once you're in the Zhou family tree, you're a child of the Zhou family. Miss Lan is trying to sow discord. Is it because she can't stand seeing our family prosper?"
Lan Ruoyue raised the corner of her mouth proudly: "Although we are included in the family tree, we are not family after all. Madam, you must fight for your dignity. Only by getting pregnant as soon as possible can your position be stable."
"But I have to give birth to a son. Daughters are useless!"
"but……"
Lan Ruoyue's eyes flickered: "This isn't just a woman's business. If the man doesn't cooperate, or if he's not able to do it, then it's hard to say."
Zhou Sesheng and Zhou Shiye's fists hardened.
Jiang Chen rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight, but Jiang Shuyue secretly held his hand.
She hugged Huahua and nuzzled her affectionately: "Miss Lan is right, but I've only been married for less than half a year. My husband said that I should eat well and have fun first. It won't be too late to have another child when I get tired of him."
"I am delighted that my husband is so considerate. I'm afraid Miss Lan won't understand this feeling."
"But it's not your fault. After all, you are a goddess."
"She is pure and unattached, and she doesn't marry or have children. Naturally, she doesn't have to worry about love and having children. I envy Miss Lan, too!"
Lan Ruoyue thought of the various connections in her previous life, and the memories of the past began to attack her again.
Jiang Shuyue rubbed Huahua's face and said, "Seeing the students' high spirits today, I thought of my own children."
"None of them participated in the military selection or the Spring Examination, yet they have already become officials or businessmen, and they are all doing very well."
"Not only is he excellent, he's also filial, and I even became a mother painlessly. How can I be so lucky? Hahahaha~~~"
Jiang Wujie managed to hold it in thanks to his strong self-cultivation.
But Jiang Chen laughed very loudly.
"Hahaha, that's right, how come my nephews and nieces are so outstanding! As their uncle, I feel ashamed of myself!"
"Little sister, you are so lucky!"
Lan Ruoyue snorted, touched the donkey's butt, and sneered, "Speaking of being blessed, this donkey is no less. Madam, do you know that this donkey is a divine donkey? As long as it is here, it will surely ensure good weather and good harvests in the Great Zhou."
Jiang Shuyue couldn't even pretend to be green tea anymore.
Does she want to listen to what she says?
Can a donkey ensure good weather and good harvests in the Great Zhou? Unless it is the illegitimate son of Xiaotian Dog.
Huahua studied it for a moment: [This donkey's data... My dear, host, stay away from them!]
Jiang Shuyue: [What's wrong? It's just a donkey. My little apple is much prettier than it!]
Huahua danced with joy and shouted, "No! This is the donkey that Chen Yongwang wants to have sex with. It has cauliflower on its own. Get out of here!"
Jiang Shuyue's face turned pale instantly, and she backed away, covering her mouth and nose.
Although everyone didn't know what "cauliflower" meant, they followed her and retreated.
Lan Ruoyue: "What are you doing?"
No manners at all!
Jiang Shuyue smiled awkwardly and said, "No, nothing."
"I just don't want to offend the divine donkey! It's better for ordinary people like me to stay away from it."
Lan Ruoyue became more and more proud, and a sense of superiority instantly rose.
"The divine donkey is naturally extraordinary. Madam, it would be better for you to step aside to avoid bumping into the divine donkey."
Yes, yes, yes, you are right.
If there wasn't a wall behind her, she would have to retreat another ten meters.
The donkey brayed twice, his voice very hoarse.
Lan Ruoyue suddenly had an idea and smiled, "Madam, you are so lucky! Ruby said you are destined to be together. It is willing to accept your worship!"
"How can you make my mother kneel on a donkey?"
Zhou Luming wanted to roast this stupid donkey and stuff the donkey's hoof into Lan Ruoyue's mouth to wash her mouth!
Lan Ruoyue: "This is a blessing from the divine donkey. Madam, you'd better be respectful and don't displease the divine donkey, or you'll bring down heavenly punishment."
Huahua was annoyed, waving her hands and lashing out at him: [You bullshit donkey, you're just a walking cauliflower. Even a brain-dead girl will become a cauliflower sooner or later! You still want my host to kneel down? Your brain must be filled with donkey shit!]
Lan Ruoyue could not hear Huahua's inner thoughts, and could only hear her babbling.
Things like dividing and blocking.
She couldn't help but frown: "What is he chattering about? Children are troublesome. They can't even speak clearly."
Jiang Shuyue was speechless.
She was also a child herself, how could she have the nerve to say such things...
"Haha, what my son meant is that no one in our Zhennan Marquis Mansion has ever knelt before anyone except the Queen Mother and the Two Saints."
"Besides, the Emperor has exempted me from the formalities, and I have never performed a grand ceremony before. I really don't know how to perform a grand ceremony."
"But facing the divine donkey, I'm caught in a dilemma. I can't show respect to it, but I'm also afraid of offending God. It's really a dilemma."
"What's so difficult about this?" Lan Ruo, like a moonlit donkey, walked up to the donkey and lifted up her skirt. "Watch carefully! I'll only demonstrate the kneeling ceremony once."
After saying that, she overlapped her hands, raised them above her head, slowly knelt down, moved her body forward, fell to the ground awkwardly, and then slowly shrank up into a normal kneeling position.
After going back and forth three times, her body and face were already dirty.
The tulle on the cuffs was even worn out, and Lan Ruoyue turned around proudly to teach Jiang Shuyue: "See? Just do it this way, isn't it simple?"
"Emm..."
Jiang Shuyue tilted her head and leaned against Jiang Wujie with a pitiful look.
"It's quite simple, but it's so dirty. I'd rather not do it!"
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