In the end, I didn't get to watch it, damn.

With the background music "It turns out I am a ~drunk butterfly~" playing in his head, Arasuke was distorting his facial expression and holding a kitchen knife, chopping vegetables in the kitchen with the momentum of chopping human bones. Meanwhile, Dazai Osamu was playing games with his legs crossed like a big boss, and the sound was quite intense.

Damn! Am I this guy's babysitter?!

As he thought about this, the sound of Arasuke chopping vegetables became louder and louder. He had a sullen face, and if you didn't look at the small orange apron on him and the kitchen knife in his hand, he looked like a murderous mafia member.

Nakahara Chuuya lowered his head to send messages. When he finally finished his work, he looked up and was shocked by Araki's expression and murderous aura: "What's wrong?! Is there an enemy?!"

Araki held up the kitchen knife and said with gritted teeth: "Yes, the enemy is sitting opposite you."

The corner of Nakahara Chuuya's mouth twitched, and he casually picked up a pack of tissues from the coffee table and threw it at Dazai Osamu: "If you want to eat, just order takeout! Do you want to die by asking Chuuya to cook for you?!"

Araki silently estimated the distance and asked a question from the bottom of his heart: Chuuya, why don't you just kick him? Wouldn't that be more convenient?

Wait, there is only one truth! Is it because the legs are not enough? !

Nakahara Chuuya suddenly felt a chill, and he looked at Arashi suspiciously, "Why do I always feel that you are thinking about something bad?"

Araki denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I don't, that's impossible."

At this time, Dazai Osamu's game was over. He straightened up and yawned, "Chuuya! I'm hungry! Is the crab dinner ready?"

Araki threw a kitchen knife at him: "I'm hungry, I can't starve you to death! You're eating for free and you're so self-righteous, I'm definitely going to kill you!!!"

Dazai Osamu dodged the kitchen knife nimbly and said with a playful smile: "If it's quick and painless, I welcome it!"

"Get away!" Araki used his supernatural power to take back the kitchen knife and put it in the sink to wash it. "I didn't cook this for people like you. You should understand that you are just a bystander!" So be humble to me, you guy!

Nakahara Chuuya rubbed his forehead with a headache. As a mature adult, he felt like a kindergarten teacher, and the two guys in front of him were just kids who refused to listen to others. I am so tired, boss, sister Hongye, I finally understand how hard you worked at the beginning. Thank you so much for not killing us on the spot with physical silencer.

Dazai Osamu suddenly stopped talking to Arasuke, turned to look at Nakahara Chuuya and said, "I have a feeling that the shorty is thinking about something rude."

"Ka Ba"

The chair armrests were cracked.

As expected, this guy Dazai Osamu deserves a beating!

…In the end, it was two against one. The mature adult Nakahara-kun withdrew his hand with a refreshed look on his face and said to Arashi happily, “Okay, I’ve dealt with the dirty stuff, you can continue!”

Ah this...

Araki looked at Dazai Osamu lying on the ground, and for a moment he didn't know whether to praise Nakahara Chuuya for his proficiency in physical silencing techniques or to complain about Dazai Osamu's own fault.

Wait, why do they all seem to mean the same thing? ? ?

Araki nodded to Nakahara Chuuya, "Well done! The food is almost ready, we can prepare to eat."

They brought out the dishes and put them away. As Araki was eating, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Wait, this is how it happened?! Why did he start cooking for these two people?

Did he skip a few episodes???

While eating, Dazai Osamu laughed loudly and rudely, "Hahahaha! Stupid slug finally reacted! I thought you wouldn't react even after you finished your meal!"

Araki reached out and pressed Dazai Osamu's head into the rice bowl, saying kindly, "Eat, eat more. Can't such a big bowl fill your mouth? Then I'll have to fill your mouth physically."

Araki looked at Nakahara Chuuya and said, "Tell me? Didn't we agree to go drink together?" Why did you betray the organization?

“??? Wait, when did we make an eye contact agreement? No, so we can communicate so many things through eye contact?!” Nakahara Chuuya looked like he had learned something new. “I clearly didn’t say anything!”

Wow, what a lie.

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"So why did you change your mind?"

"No! I told you I didn't make an appointment with you! In fact, I don't know how I came back with you guys, and you actually cooked. If you want to ask, just ask about that mackerel. He fooled people and even after he sold it, you still have to count the money for him!" Nakahara Chuuya started to get angry when he mentioned Dazai Osamu, and it seemed that he really suffered a lot from him.

"I've been his partner for so many years, and I have to clean up his mess almost every day, and he still teases me! Damn it, the more I talk, the angrier I get!" Nakahara Chuuya got excited as he spoke, and he put down his bowl and chopsticks and was about to rush over to give Dazai Osamu a social baptism. Araki was so scared that he felt like pressing on Nakahara Chuuya's shoulders to protect the dishes he had worked so hard to prepare, "Calm down, calm down! We can't let Dazai Osamu, this damned mackerel, ruin this meal!"

Yege, forget it, forget it, don't bother with Dazai Osamu! If you want to bother with him, wait until he finishes eating!

Nakahara Chuuya took a deep breath, sat down again and ate a few mouthfuls of rice, "Damn it, absolutely! - Hey, this is quite delicious! Ahem, I will definitely kill Dazai Osamu's family one day!"

Dazai Osamu pursed his lips with a tissue and said with a smile, "Then I'll wait~ But to be honest, why do you feel that you are shorter when you two are together? Is it because you forgot to wear your height-increasing shoes today?"

Nakahara Chuuya reflexively glanced at his shoes, "Really? - You are lying to me again!!! Bastard!!!"

Arasuke standing by couldn't believe it: So a macho man named Nakahara Chuuya, who has five A's in his name, also needs to wear height-increasing shoes? !

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Arashi finished the remaining mouthfuls of rice feeling a little tired, and stood up to break up the fight: "Alright, alright, stop it, stop fighting, you guys can't be here just to eat the food I cook, right? Tell me, what's the matter?"

Nakahara Chuuya paused, pressed his hat, and kicked Dazai Osamu, "Hey, Mackerel, tell me what's going on."

Dazai Osamu climbed up with a grin on his face, complaining, "That little dwarf hit me so hard!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye timidly said: "You asked for it because your mouth itched!"

Dazai Osamu changed his posture and put on a serious expression. The atmosphere became serious, and even Nakahara Chuuya and Arasuke looked at him with serious expressions.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say."

"You said we are real mafia members and we are not afraid."

Dazai Osamu's voice was solemn. He looked at Arasuke and said, "I found that there is something wrong with your brain."

"You're the one with the problem in your brain!" Arashi retorted without even thinking.

Dazai ignored what Arasuke said and continued, "Listen, Chuuya, I have a way to get you to leave."

Arashi said, "Isn't it enough for me to just make a wish and make it come true?"

Dazai Osamu shook his head, "No, it's another most straightforward method."

Dazai stood up and walked to the French window. "Dazai's wish is that Nakahara Chuuya will come back to life. Look, who is standing next to you now?"

“…It’s Nakahara Nakaya.”

Dazai nodded in approval and added, "It's the living Nakahara Chuuya. You see, Dazai's wish has already come true. You should have known from the moment you saw Nakahara Chuuya that the wish had come true. The living Nakahara Chuuya is now standing beside you."

Araki looked a little dull, "So, at the beginning, the wish came true...?"

Nakahara Chuuya stood in front of Arasuke, nodded and said, "Yes, although it's strange to say this, I am still alive and standing in front of you."

Dazai Osamu continued, "Actually, that Dazai Osamu gave you a choice," he looked at Arasuke with a gentle look in his eyes, "to live in the new world as Nakahara Chuuya, or to let everything end like this."

"So, what is your choice?"

Arashi was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Hey, Dazai, you are such a scumbag. Why are you asking me to choose? You've already told me everything, so what should I choose?"

"Instead of living this false life as Nakahara Chuuya, it's better to end it like this. This way I can sleep well."

He stretched lazily, "This is the first time I've seen a farewell meal prepared by the person being sent away. You really are a dog, Dazai."

Dazai Osamu said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay, no need to be grateful."

"…Have some shame!" Arashi's body gradually became transparent. "Anyway, thank you, both of you."

"goodbye."

Araki bowed slightly, and the heroic spirit with orange hair and blue eyes disappeared from their sight, just as quietly as when he first arrived.

After watching Arasuke disappear completely, Dazai Osamu said in his heart, "Goodbye."

Nakahara Chuuya took off his hat and looked at the scene. After a long time, he turned around and made a phone call to have someone clean up the table and the house. He put his hat back on and left without saying a word.

Soon, the house returned to its former deserted state.

Arashi returned to the mission space, spread himself on the sofa, and yawned, "I had a lot of fun these days, but I feel a little sorry for Nakahara Chuuya." Arashi used the terminal to send a message to his friend, "I always feel like a scumbag who cheated on people and just walked away. Woohoo, I'm a serious person!"

"??? Do you have any misunderstanding about yourself? You are such a drama queen. Everyone else is very cautious and waits for a day or two to understand the situation before they act rashly. What about you? You just explode right after you come in, and you even use a nesting doll. You are so rash. I am so disappointed."

Soon, within 20 seconds of Araki sending the message, a reply came. Araki pouted, "How could that be?! I am the messenger of love and justice, Araki! Don't slander someone's innocence out of thin air. I'm going to draw a card, I'll leave first." After sending the message, Araki put down his phone and walked to the card machine to wait.

The terminal that was casually placed on the sofa by its owner glowed unwillingly, "??? Can you please not do this as if you were playing a card-drawing game?! Get out of here, you European! Quack!!!"

The system's voice sounded, "Tasker No. A163, please note that the draw for this vest will begin in five seconds. Confirm the release into the world."

Kiyoki Arasuke pressed a red round button and waited for the text to appear.

The words on the machine kept changing, and finally a line of words appeared:

Noragami Night Fight

At the same time, the mission world for this time also appears in the lower right corner.

"Gintama World"

"Location of release: The place where Sakata Gintoki must pass to escape rent"

"Please confirm"

???

Huge question marks almost appeared in Huangjie's mind. What is the necessary place to escape the rent? ? ?

Are the locations of the delivery getting more and more off-road? Too random! What do you mean by a place that is a must-go for rent evasion?! Does Gintoki have no face?! Let Gintoki go, he is just a kid in his thirties or forties who likes to drink strawberry milk and scratch his toes!

Nakahara Chuuya was sitting on a thick blanket in the room, leaning against the glass window and drinking wine. For some reason, the words of the boy with pure blue eyes that he had heard at the beach before rang in his ears.

[If it really can end, please burn my body and scatter my ashes into the sea]

Oh, what a pity, you didn’t even leave your body behind.

Nakahara Chuuya turned his head and looked out the window. It was raining outside and the air was a little humid.

Nakahara Chuuya held the wine glass and said in a low voice, "The feeling of a hangover is not pleasant, but it's a pity that you didn't feel it in the end."

“However,” Nakahara Chuuya raised his glass and clinked it with the air, “Cheers.”

The rain outside the window was getting heavier, and Nakahara Chuuya thought that he might occasionally think of those longing blue eyes in the future.

On the other side, Dazai Osamu was sitting in an ordinary izakaya, with one hand on his face and the other on the table. He tilted his head slightly, raised his right hand, stretched out his fingers and flicked the wall of the cup, making a crisp "bang" sound. It was unknown who he was talking to.

Have a sweet dream.

Sitting at the desk of the detective agency, the world's number one detective swallowed the last bite of potato chips, looked at the rain outside the window, and complained to someone, "Ah, damn it, Ranpo-sama hasn't been found yet! The strange hat man just left like that, it's all Dazai's fault!!!"

Nakajima Atsushi, who was helping his senior organize documents, grabbed Liu Hai with a confused look on his face and asked nervously, "Mr. Ranpo? Is it Mr. Dazai? What happened to him?"

Kunikida Doppo was writing and drawing in his notebook, but he immediately perked up when he heard Dazai Osamu's name: "Damn it! That bandage-wasting device hasn't been put back to work yet!!! I'm so pissed off!!!"

Edogawa Ranpo said casually, "Don't worry, Dazai will come to work in two days. He has his reasons. If he wants to say something, he will tell you."

Kunikida Doppo paused, "Since Ranpo-san said so, I will wait for Dazai Osamu to come to work!!! If he doesn't give me a reasonable explanation, I will definitely teach him an unforgettable lesson this time!!!"

Kunikida's unique pen once again hit the corpse. Nakajima Atsushi turned his eyes away and said to himself, "Mr. Dazai, you're on your own!"

Dazai Osamu, who was chatting with the beautiful young lady, suddenly shuddered, but didn't take it seriously and continued, "This beautiful lady, do you want to commit suicide with me?"

The lady smiled slightly, showing her fangs. "Sure, as long as you pay the bills you owe, I can consider it."

Dazai's smile froze, and he said a few words to get over the matter before walking out of the pub. "Ah, I miscalculated." Dazai said with some regret, and he suddenly laughed as he walked on the road. "I wish you a good sleep, Mr. Unknown."

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