“Ahhh, has this damn old woman taken the wrong medicine today?! Why is she chasing me so hard today?! I told you I have no money! If I had money, I would have paid the rent long ago!” Sakata Gintoki, who had messy curly hair, was driving his Lamb on the street. He turned a corner startlingly and when he looked up, he saw a man appearing in front of him. Sakata Gintoki was so scared that he slammed on the brakes and yelled, “People in front, move out of the way, move out of the way, don’t block the way! Move out of the way! Hey, hey, the guy in sportswear in front, move out of the way! We’re going to hit us, we’re definitely going to hit us!!!”
"I can't stop it, I absolutely can't stop it!! I can't control my primordial power anymore! Even if I use my Tower of Babylon, I can't stop it!!! What's wrong with the ears of the person in front of me!!!"
“Quickly—get—away—Ahhhhhhhh!!! Yin, I don’t have money to pay for my medical expenses!!!”
"bump!--"
At the last moment, Sakata Gintoki turned the front of the car and collided with the man in sportswear who was walking in front of him and turned a deaf ear to his shouting. The two of them became an unknown object squeezed on the ground.
"Hiss - it hurts so much, is Gin's head okay? Is Gin still alive?" Sakata Gintoki touched himself up and down, and after making sure that he was not missing any body parts, he let out a long sigh of relief, and then put on a vicious look and said viciously, "Hey! You bastard, compensate Gin for my mental damages and medical expenses! And my dear little sheep, you almost knocked its head off! Do you know how valuable it is?! It has become an inseparable family with Gin and me!!!"
I should be able to play some steel pins with the money I lost! I can pay off the rent I owe, and I can also eat the huge deluxe chocolate parfait I've been dreaming about for a long time!
Sakata Gintoki, who had no idea about his luck in gambling, thought so.
Araki, who had dark blue hair and was wearing a slightly old sportswear, rubbed his head with a headache, stood up shakily, and held his waist: "Hiss - it hurts, it hurts!"
He looked at Sakata Gintoki with some dissatisfaction: "It was you who suddenly rushed out and bumped into me, why do you want me to compensate?! Shouldn't you be the one who should compensate?!"
Sakata Gintoki seemed like he wanted to say something, but suddenly he was stunned, "Ahhh, it's too late! This time, I, Gintoki, will be magnanimous and let you go, but you won't be so lucky next time!" As soon as he finished speaking, he swiftly picked up the bike and was about to continue driving.
Araki seized the opportunity and hugged Sakata Gintoki's waist tightly, his eyes sparkling, and his waist and head pains were gone immediately. He promoted the business in a brisk tone: "Wait! Sir! From your tone, are you in trouble? This is the Night Fighting Know-It-All, who can do anything! Considering our relationship just now, it's only five dollars! Five dollars for everything! I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"
Sakata Gintoki could almost see the little stars materializing behind the man in front of him. He blinked hard, "Are you dazzled? Why are you seeing stars?!"
Sakata Gintoki threw away other thoughts and started pulling at Araki who was clinging to him with all his limbs, "No money! Gintoki, if I had money, I wouldn't be chased for rent like this! Go away, go away! Gintoki, I'm very busy now, I don't have time to waste with a brat like you!!!"
Araki not only did not give up, but his eyes lit up: "So you are worried about being chased for rent! No problem, only five dollars, just give it to Yatogami!"
"Ah?! What can you do, little brat? You claim to be a god, so just let me, Gintoki, win 100 billion yen and pay the rent, so I can eat and drink well!" Seeing that he couldn't get rid of Araki, Sakata Gintoki asked while panting, and he didn't have any hope in him at all.
"I'm going to kill the guy who's after you for your rent right now!"
Wait, wait, what?
Your solution to the rent collection is not to pay me back but to kill the person collecting the rent?!
You are such a logical genius!
Sakata Gintoki was about to speak when he met Araki's eyes and suddenly felt a chill on his back——
This guy is serious!
He really intended to do this!
There is no doubt about it, this murderous aura and this look are the ones that only a person who has walked out of a sea of corpses and killed countless people can have. These are devil-like eyes.
Araki had a light smile on his face, his blue eyes were sincere, his dark blue hair bounced as he moved, and he repeated what he had just said: "I will kill the person who is after you for your rent right now!"
Sakata Gintoki's back was almost covered with sweat. He laughed dryly and said, "That's not necessary. I have something else to do. I'll leave first!"
After saying that, she took advantage of Araki's inattention, shook off his hand, rode the lamb and ran very fast, as if she was hiding from some evil spirit.
But, really speaking, it is true.
Araki did not continue chasing. A hint of interest flashed across his blue eyes, and he disappeared on the spot with a raised corner of his lips.
Kiyomi Arasuke's pseudonym this time is the protagonist of Noragami, Yato. This world has nothing to do with the pseudonym world, which means that you can let yourself go and wander around.
Araki rubbed his hands excitedly, ready to make a move, and set his eyes on Sakata Gintoki, a big...small household. He decided, it's you, Sakata Gintoki!
During this time, I will leave it to you to take care of my food and daily life, Lord Arasuke!
It's time to eat and drink for free!
After going through untold hardships, Sakata Gintoki finally got rid of the old lady who was madly chasing him for rent as if she had taken some wrong medicine. He ran into a public toilet with a grimace, holding his aching stomach, untied his belt and relaxed happily.
Just when Sakata Gintoki relaxed and reached for paper with a happy expression, he was horrified to find nothing.
toilet,
No—paper—!!!
Sakata Gintoki's head was like a poorly oiled machine. He lowered his head little by little, his pupils trembling, at a loss, his eyes were fixed on everything he found on his body -
A few five-yuan coins, a small rubber band that I had put on my body at some unknown time, and two or three low-quality candies.
…
No wait, no matter which Ginka is, she won’t be able to bear these!!!
Sakata Gintoki was almost pale: "Could it be, could it be, Gintoki, that I will die here today?!"
Across the door, Araki tossed a roll of paper in his hand up and down, revealing a smug look. He cleared his throat slightly and shouted inside: "Mr. Sakata, it seems you are in trouble! Yatoshin is here to serve you, and it only costs five dollars! You won't be cheated or lose money, just five dollars and all your troubles will be gone!"
Sakata Gintoki was startled by his sudden words: "How did you know my name? No, it must be you who caused the toilet to run out of paper. Absolutely! Gintoki, I will never give in!"
Arashi deliberately put down heavy footsteps on the floor, "Really? Then I'm really leaving. By the way, this place is quite deserted. No one may come here for a week. Maybe within three days, your flower will dry up and no one will come here!"
Puff——
It was the sound of a sharp knife being inserted into Gin-chan's heart.
Araki showed a look of victory.
"Well, since the guy next door doesn't really need it, how about giving it to me?" A voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by the sound of knocking on the door. "I've been squatting here for almost three hours, and I'm a little tired."
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