Chapter 261 My Mother is an Old Dog



She smacked her lips and was so happy that she slapped her thigh.

"It's so delicious. I can chew two of these."

Liu Xiaolan suddenly laughed sinisterly, "If you don't eat my food, you'd be a dog."

Li Ermei: "...Mom, why are you so childish?"

Shen Jiaojiao covered her mouth and laughed secretly.

She looked outside, walked to the kitchen door, and looked at the two men sitting on the stone bench in the yard.

He shouted, "Xu Mo, second brother, come in and eat! The pig intestines are already brined."

The two men shook their heads and said in unison, "No."

Thinking back to the scene of cleaning the fat intestines, they might not be able to eat for three days.

Xu Mo still feels that he stinks.

"But it's really delicious. Don't regret it if you don't try it."

Liu Xiaolan also walked to the door and threatened, "You said you don't want to eat! Whoever eats it will be a dog."

Two men: "..." Mom is really becoming more and more childish, what should we do.

Xu Fugui was very firm in his attitude and replied, "I won't eat it anyway, absolutely not."

Liu Xiaolan: "Okay, you have guts. You guys have to eat dinner even if you don't want to eat the pig intestines. Go to the front and call those young guys over. Oh, and don't forget the two old guys."

Soon, dinner was ready.

The kitchen is big enough to accommodate two tables.

There is also the aroma of halved large intestine in the kitchen, which is better than the smell of meat. Just smelling it can make people bite their tongue.

All the kids went to the kitchen and started to feel hungry when they smelled the food.

Need to eat.

Liu Xiaolan put some large intestines in everyone's bowl, except for the two puppies.

We guarantee that everyone can eat two pieces of sausage.

The quantity is not much, but after all, it is going to be sold for money, so it is not a good idea to eat too much.

But the broth from the salami is sufficient.

Pour a layer of rich and fragrant soup on the white rice, add a few slices of green vegetables, and then cover the rice with a bowl of fragrant large intestine soup.

Although the children at home were very greedy, they did not splash or roll around when they saw there were only two pieces of fatty intestines in the bowl.

Seven children in the family sat at a table and started eating their meals.

My mouth is full of rice grains.

Everyone's mouth corners were almost stretched to their ears.

He kept praising the delicious food.

Xu Laidong and Xu Zhengyang were also very considerate and did not complain after knowing that it was fatty intestines.

The rest of the people ate with relish.

There were only two idiots left sitting there drooling.

Xu Moxu found that there was no fatty intestine or soup in Fugui's bowl, only a few slices of green vegetables.

When they entered the kitchen, they smelled a very delicious aroma.

At that time, I vaguely regretted saying I wouldn't eat it.

But when they saw the little guys eating so hard that they wanted to swallow their tongues, they immediately regretted it.

It seems to be really delicious!

But isn’t it too embarrassing to say I want to eat now?

The two of them awkwardly ate white rice and chewed tasteless vegetables.

Xu Laidong and Xu Zhengyang looked at the empty bowls.

Puzzled, he asked, "Why are there only vegetables in their bowls?"

Liu Xiaolan looked at them with amusement and said, "They think the waste is too smelly and won't eat it."

Xu Laidong and Xu Zhengyang were very confused. It was obviously delicious! But they still complained about it.

Alas! I really don’t know how lucky I am!

The two began to eat the rice in their bowls.

A mouthful of soup mixed with rice is so delicious that it makes me want to cry.

Xu Fugui really couldn't help it, he had been hooked by the fragrance, he was no longer afraid of the stench, he wanted to eat salty pork intestines.

"Mom, please make me a bowl too."

Liu Xiaolan ignored him.

Just eat your meal.

Xu Fugui was determined to go all out. Face or no face was not important at all.

So, I took a deep breath and said, "Woof woof woof..."

He imitated the barking of a dog three times in a row.

“Puff…”

Xu Laidong and Xu Zhengyang had no time to react and spat out a mouthful of rice.

Suddenly, everyone at the table burst into laughter.

Liu Xiaolan laughed so hard that she slapped her thigh.

She took Xu Fugui's bowl, and trembled with joy as she served him soup and pork intestines.

When she placed a bowl of greasy pork intestines soup with rice in front of Xu Fugui, Liu Xiaolan said, "Little dog, eat!"

Xu Fugui chuckled, picked up the bowl and started eating.

He changed his previous aversion to fatty intestines and praised them while eating, "This stuff is really delicious, so delicious, how can it be so delicious! Woohoo... I want to eat more."

She cried and poked Xu Mo with her elbow.

"Third brother, hurry up and yell, it's really delicious.

Just be a dog! Anyway, we are puppies and mom is an old dog..."

Liu Xiaolan slapped Xu Fugui on the head. Looking at this silly son, she almost had a heart attack.

She could call him a puppy, but how could he call her an old dog?

It's really outrageous.

Liu Xiaolan scolded, "You little bastard, believe it or not, I will beat you."

Xu Fugui shrank his neck and decided not to say anything.

Eat with your head covered.

Xu Mo glanced at Xu Fugui with a look of helplessness.

He shook his head. He would never sell himself out for food.

Humph, I will never scream.

White rice is delicious.

Xu Laidong: “…”

Xu Zhengyang: "..."

What is going on? Did they miss some big show?

Why does everyone look so confused?

This meal was wonderful.

After the meal was over and the dishes were cleared away, everyone left.

After Xu Mo washed up, he went back to his room and lay on the bed to read. Shen Jiaojiao walked over and looked at him with a smile.

"Xu Mo, the pig intestines are delicious today, do you want to eat some?"

Xu Mo raised his eyes from the book and looked at Shen Jiaojiao, biting his lip and nodded aggrievedly.

"Hey, then why don't you imitate the barking of a puppy for us to hear."

Xu Mo: “…” He can’t keep this daughter-in-law anymore. Now she is taking advantage of him in various ways!

He didn't scream.

"No, I don't want to eat."

Shen Jiaojiao said "Oh", and immediately a bowl of pig intestine soup with rice in her hand appeared, still steaming.

"This is what mom left for you. If you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it. I didn't eat enough today either."

She placed the bowl on the small table on the bed, and immediately there was a large bowl of delicious food in her hands.

"This is the dry pot of pork intestines I made in my space. The portion is big enough. If you don't want to eat it, it's all mine."

Shen Jiaojiao also placed the dried pot of pork intestines on the small table and deliberately placed it towards Xu Mo.

He took out a pair of chopsticks and started eating with relish.

"It's delicious, are you sure you don't want to eat it?"

The rich aroma of fatty intestines permeated the air.

Xu Mo really couldn't stand it anymore.

Actually, there is nothing shameful about barking like a puppy in front of your wife, right?

Well, it's definitely not shameful.

Xu Mo put down the book, coughed lightly, and moved to Shen Jiaojiao's side, whispering, "Wife, listen! Woof woof."

The pronunciation is like a puppy, so cute and milky.

Shen Jiaojiao burst out laughing.

Pinching the man's face, "Why are you so cute! Your screams sound so good, come on, scream a few more times."

Xu Mo narrowed his eyes and looked at Shen Jiaojiao dangerously.

Okay.

You want to hear him yell, right? I’ll have to teach her a lesson later.

Xu Mo's slightly narrowed eyes were full of calculations.

"Wife, wait a moment, please. I will satisfy you with whatever sounds you want to hear."


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