Chapter 61: Little Brain, Big Confusion
Shi Cunjin blocked out all distractions and focused entirely on controlling the pixel man to sow words. The characters flowed like a river, and the complete ten thousand-word paragraph was completed in one go.
When he came to his senses, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening.
Shi Cunjin stood up and stretched his body, his bones making crackling sounds. He refilled the teacup with water and sat back at the table, opening the live broadcast room to check the comments.
The experienced system blocked out the dazzling gift effects and filtered out the highly repetitive comments, and specifically picked out the four major mainstream comments and submitted them to Teacher Shi.
Shi Cunjin clicked on it and took a first glance at the first item:?
[It is recommended that the Knowledge Channel create a special single-worm channel area for the live broadcast room of anchor Fit, and restrict the age rating system. ]
[I suggest you don't make suggestions, or I'll tear you apart! Starting from the face! ]
"Pick out the comments related to this one for me to see."
The system immediately filtered out relevant comments. When Shi Cunjin looked at the number, his hand holding the teacup trembled slightly.
Four million, six hundred and forty thousand.
How many??
Shi Cunjin suddenly looked at the real-time nematode count in the live broadcast room, which was extremely exaggerated!
Millions, tens of millions! More than 90 million! One hundred million! Three hundred million! And the number of words is still rising! In another hour of live broadcast, the number of real-time nematodes in Fate's live broadcast room will reach an astonishing new peak of one hundred million!
This number is abnormal!
Shi Cunjin immediately opened the backend of the social account, and the messages from his supervisor Medila popped up 99+ times.
He singled out a few key points.
MDL: [Mr. Fate, congratulations! Your influence has once again broken the circle! ]
MDL: [Because the entire network has banned the key words, all the Zergs who have read the news and have some time to rest are flocking to you! ]
MDL: [The number of viewers has reached a record high of 600 million! ]
MDL: [Since the knowledge company server cannot keep up with this amount of traffic, I have transferred your live broadcast line to the head office. If you find that the number of nematodes fluctuates wildly, please do not be surprised. Hundreds of millions of viewers want to come to your live broadcast room to see the latest news. The peak number of live broadcast nematodes is 1 billion, and the lowest is stable at 90 million. Your comment area has become a new battlefield for public opinion. We have urgently opened a dual comment area service for you, a literary review area and a gossip area. ]
MDL: [Currently, there are still more than 40 million online viewers who are blocked. ]
MDL: [If your network fluctuates, please contact us immediately and we will reconnect you to a new VIP express live broadcast line. ]
Shi Cunjin: ...
In short, in order for the audience to squeeze into the comment area to leave messages and discuss, the smart bracelet must rub out sparks and refresh the network speed to be comparable to the national eligible population scrambling for tickets to the O International Film Festival, and randomly enter the live broadcast room, randomly leave messages, and randomly interact?
Do you watch live broadcasts? The connection is disconnected every 5 seconds on average, and you need a top-notch internet speed to discuss or argue. If you don't take turns to keep both eyes on the line, you will be cursed in the face.
Shi Cunjin clicked on the commentary genre that had been carefully selected and refined by the system.
First, the comment suggesting the rating system was ripped off:
[What? Are there so many friends at home who have seen through my defense? Oh hey hey hey, you want to tear up other bugs' umbrellas before you even start getting wet in the rain? ]
[This is such a beautiful insect! No way, no way, you don’t really think you can meet a male insect like Mr. Milan who doesn’t care about the rudeness of military females, right? ]
…
[Who knows, I was watching the live broadcast in the room, and my brother suddenly knocked on the door and came in! I've only heard of keyboards producing milk, but I've never heard of watching live broadcasts making my brother produce iron fists! No, I'm telling you crazy military women to stop being so superstitious&*&*&@#$]
[Divide, divide! Divide as you like! It's so funny. Isn't it obvious why Lord Milan doesn't care about you stupid female soldiers? You want to stuff everything into your mouth. Sometimes I suspect that the way the military trains female soldiers is like raising pigs! Joshua is a typical example of a mentally abnormal person! ]
…
Shi Cunjin understood that this was a split between the military-female group with more brothers and the card-learning group with more teenagers.
More than 4 million comments, playing fast and furious on the top network, each one is full of traces of brotherly battles! Tonight, all the card schoolers are male and female, fighting side by side with the younger brother faction!
They may not agree that Joshua was given away at the speed of light, but when the female soldiers in the army started to point fingers at the world from the perspective of older brothers, and the fathers everywhere started to criticize Joshua as a younger brother, this behavior was simply worthy of all kinds of things, and the younger brother party exploded.
Brother Party: Oh? Which loser is barking?
The Kaxue flow and the Junnu flow started to quarrel, and Chongjun was the god of war with his mouth. But occasionally, during the quarrel, several accounts of the Kaxue flow who cursed very fiercely disappeared mysteriously.
Shi Cunjin took a rough look at it and expressed his admiration for the insect tribe's brain circuits.
Before he put pen to paper, he wondered whether the main theme of the comment section would be the collision between the new law and the old law. After all, there was the bloody incident in the square, and 70% of the huge traffic for this broadcast came from it.
As a result, there were some, but they were all crooked.
The Kagaku school, which used to shout loudly about the high-level law, said: F**k! ! Today, Fate was arrested! He is also on our side! !
The military females who used to be a little interesting: The younger brother is always the younger brother! If you dare to take a step forward, I will break your hands! I have applied for more dates than the virtual porn you have watched! Don’t laugh to death at a female protagonist whose mental age is still that of a worm! If they can get married in this story! Fate is a man who loves idiots!
Kaxueliu:?
Under extreme live viewing conditions with an average of disconnections every 5 seconds, these two factions managed to create more than 4 million mainstream reviews.
The Fate and melon-eating crowd next door holding hands: [Fuck, this is awesome! Joshua and Joshua are just showing off in the comments section! ]
[Although some bugs are virtual characters, their spirits are directly reincarnated online! ]
[Too much of a bullshit! He just relied on the anonymity of StarNet. In reality, which brother would dare to insult his elder brother like this? The fact that he didn't stay in the treatment room shows that he is kind by nature.]
[No, it’s mainly this article! This article! It’s too explosive! Joshua’s transformation is too??? Too impossible! He heard about Milan when he was 18 or 19 years old. If you calculate, he hated Milan for almost ten years? Ten years! Ten years of hatred melted away because of Milan’s kiss? ]
[What? Where did he kiss? How the hell could he really kiss? ! Milan has many years of experience as a military doctor! There is no way he can't tell the difference between a colonel's uniform and a general's uniform! How could he really kiss her? With his personality, how could he do that? !]
[Milan will definitely notice something is wrong! Joshua is a supernova-level major general, and an A-level high-level species according to the old calculation method. When he releases his murderous aura, low-level species can smell the danger from 800 meters away. Milan has experience as a military doctor, and he has seen as many scenes as Joshua. He did this to avoid the sudden threat of death! It must be! ! Otherwise, I will really go crazy and join the interstellar forces of the Capital Alliance to hunt down Fate! ! Can you be a bug! ! Even if I put this description in my memory to avoid the court, I can't, I can't uh uh ah! ! ]
[Who said stupid Joshua's delusional perspective? It was when Mr. Milan was talking! His lips touched Joshua's neck gland! ]
【In fact, Joshua's transformation is easy to understand. In that era, the military system was still a complete entity and had not split into three parties. The small factions in the large system were mainly composed of family members. The Zerg at that time valued various honors more than we do now. Family honor, military honor, and honor for being a top soldier. In particular, the Warsaw family was still an iron military faction at the time. Joshua took the initiative to switch to the then Capital Alliance. Is it normal that Joshua could not accept and understand? Joshua grew up into a typical military bug under this kind of family education, and regarded honor as the other half of his life. He would be angry because his brother had lost the traditional pride and honor, but he would also be fair and rational and stop the wrong hatred and anger in time because he saw the true weakness of Mr. Milan. From the text description, we can know that he regards pride and honor as his lifelong belief. He has the spirit of a strong man, and the strong never wield a knife against the weak. 】
[Fair? Are you sure? Is it fair that you fell into Milan's gentle hometown at the speed of light? ]
[You know what... a white spot suddenly appeared in the darkness, with smooth and plump skin. One word immediately aroused my appetite. Such a perfect skin for kissing, a little bit of sucking can leave a mark. Joshua must have been a lecher, otherwise why would he feel that the Milan in his memory was full of lust! ]
[I am getting more and more curious about Fate's true identity. The Capital Alliance is useless and needs to get hard! ! ! Once Fate is captured, let the whole world know immediately! ]
[Is it possible that being in jail is actually a good thing? It’s too hard to broadcast once a week, anchor! Look at the prison, it’s big and spacious! The food and drinks are delicious and plentiful! We are at your service 24 hours a day! ]
Shi Cunjin read ten lines at a time and suddenly saw this:?
He had heard of many crowdfunding campaigns, such as love, donations, and helping children and the elderly in mountainous areas, but this was the first time he had seen this kind of devil crowdfunding!
Sending the popular anchors to jail and writing stories about crowdfunding luxury prison packages just to exploit the anchors, if this happened in the 21st century, Shi Cunjin could just laugh it off as cold humor.
But, they can really create the Zerg alien world.
Zerg, stop being so pragmatic!
Shi Cunjin rubbed his temples and clicked on the comment section and the chat section mentioned by Medila.
The opening screen is another explosive masterpiece!
[Forum: Is Fate playing a dark joke? In the entire Capital Alliance, only the Jane family has a pair of blacks that are relatively straight. In Joshua's memory, Lord Milan also has a pair of blacks... Take a closer look! Especially today, Jane's family land was surrounded by the Capital Alliance itself. Lord Milan's family name has not been written yet, right? Is it possible that Milan Clement's original surname was Jane? ]
[Comments collapsed]
Shi Cunjin: …?
Not really.
He flipped over the character card in the system and looked at it. On the card, the eyes and hair of the character in the Christmas hat were pure and innocent.
It is not the brownish black of Asians, but rather an extreme black that is deliberately created by over-saturation through Photoshop.
Shi Cunjin hadn't noticed before that this discussion post with over tens of millions of comments clicked on him.
Perhaps, the original hero went all the way to the end and believed so much in the Christmas hat because he had nostalgic eye and hair colors?
Shi Cunjin thought of the description of A567's shiny golden hair, heterochromia, and handsome face, and actually found it a bit of dry humor.
Because of her gorgeous and aggressive looks, she is worshipped by the male protagonist of the original novel at the beginning and is offered incense on time?
Before Shi Cunjin could finish his thought of laughing, he saw an even more explosive discussion thread:
[Forum: The Capital Alliance's Eastern Region Starport was blown up, and now the entire Eastern Region is under lockdown. My father-in-law is coming back from vacation today, and now I can't contact him. I'm so worried. Do you know what's going on? ]
【1st floor: Heaven worship】
[2nd floor: I know, the East District Satellite City is connected to the Wanderer Starport, and there must be some big bugs coming down to ask for blame. The Capital Alliance's blockade order this time is really chaotic. Once it is locked, the medical supply chain in the rear of the Wanderer is directly cut off. This would be a major cooperation accident for a general army, not to mention the Wanderer, a vanguard team that is stationed at the Black Hole Gate.]
【3F: I don’t know who the big bug is that came down this time. There are so many star females in the Wanderers, and several No. 1s have come up. They are living legends! 】
[4th floor: I just came over from the book review section, and they were still discussing the possibility of becoming a general at the age of 28. It was so funny. If they carefully checked the star female soldiers in the Wanderers of all generations, there were some who became lieutenant generals at the age of 26! ]
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Shi Cunjin: ...
He fully suspected that the person who blew up the Capital Alliance's Eastern Region Star Port was the "legendary" and "28-year-old general of the new era" as you call it.
Shi Cunjin opened A567's chat box and the latest message was 4 hours ago. Shi Cunjin switched out and inadvertently glanced at A567's social account avatar.
A567's social profile picture is gray and offline, and is a wall-mounted tusk ornament that resembles an ivory tusk.
"Um?"
Shi Cunjin suddenly started flipping through the original book, and the system asked, "What's the matter?"
Shi Cunjin frowned as he looked at the words of the original hero: […, in the past six months, his profile picture has always been black and has never lit up. …]
Is it a textual bias? Or is there really a butterfly effect?
After Shi Cunjin finished thinking, he decided to wait for A567 to come online and take the initiative to ask.
He stretched his shoulders and mobilised his cervical spine again and planned to code for another round.
@Fite: […
What?
What the hell is this...Okay. I get it. I'll be polite.
Of course not.
In that situation, how could I really bow my head?
Are you crazy or am I crazy?
…
At that time, I didn't do anything and didn't follow Milan's wishes.
In fact, I froze.
…
When I realized that all my years of hatred were wishful thinking, this rage as surging as crude oil turned against myself.
In the silence, I didn't say anything, and neither did Milan.
I didn't lower my head, and he didn't say anything. He just leaned quietly in my arms with his ears against my chest.
No insects dare to talk in the room, it is quiet.
After a long time, Milan spoke again: "Your heart rate is not right, relax, relax."
His words seemed to have magic, and I thought they were magic at the time.
He began to use sound to guide my breathing rate, saving my heart that was about to explode from my chaotic thoughts.
My heart was overwhelmed by a complex mix of emotions: shame, anger, and guilt. I began to have difficulty breathing.
This heavy emotion had been hidden in my heart for many years. It suddenly turned into smoke and was about to suffocate me to death.
Later, I learned that Milan did not have any magic beyond the scope of science, that was his past experience as a military doctor.
He has saved many soldiers like me. When soldiers are injured, Milan is an omnipotent wizard.
…
The symptoms of hyperventilation vary from person to person, so it is difficult for me to describe to you exactly how I felt at the time.
I seemed to be sinking in a deep swamp, where there was nothing but suffocation.
Milan's calm and steady voice was like a series of whistles, coming from far away and gradually approaching, leading me out.]