Chapter 223 I have a road in the West. After the success, you will take 7 and I will take 3
The monk passing by was numb.
People are worried about you!!!
I thought you were stabbed, that's why you were so scared and screamed, but you...
What to do.
Gatling Bodhisattva was too ferocious, so he didn't dare to provoke him. He could only smile awkwardly, apologize, pick up the scriptures, and then leave as fast as he could as if he was running for his life.
When he ran out of sight, Gatling Bodhisattva came back to his senses, and the murderous look on his face disappeared, leaving only a smiling old face, as if he wanted to be a little more "kind"?
But with the blessing of that hideous scar, he doesn't look friendly at all.
Xiao Ling'er's scalp felt slightly numb.
I almost couldn't help but use my own cultivation, otherwise I always felt insecure.
She couldn't explain why she felt this way.
After all, Gatlin didn't actually have any special performance, nor did he target himself with any aura, but his every move, glance, and smile gave off an air of unruly chivalrous spirit that made it difficult for people to remain calm.
"Hey, little girl, why are you so nervous?"
He waved his hand and said, "Did I scare you?"
"Don't mind me, I am actually very approachable as a Bodhisattva."
"Well, come on, Brother Lin, let's chat."
He put his arm around Lin Fan's shoulders again and said in a very 'intimate' way: "If we come back, we should be friendly with each other as fellow villagers. Where are you from?"
"~"
southwest.
“Ah~!”
"Southwest!"
Xiao Ling'er and Yao Lao thought there was nothing wrong with these words.
But Gatlin Bodhisattva's heart was as clear as a mirror. This southwest is not the southwest region.
"That place is not bad, at least there are a lot of delicious food."
"Buddha, what about you?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.
"you guess?"
"..., Northeast... Region?"
"What? I smell like corn? That's impossible!" Gatling Bodhisattva was surprised: "I was thinking, isn't it obvious? It's over there in Hong Kong!"
"!!!"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly reacted.
Yes!
I was wondering why there was always a feeling of familiarity yet strangeness. Now I understand, it was actually in Hong Kong?!
Hurrah!!!
That's right!
This kind of underworld atmosphere, this kind of violent but somewhat rogue behavior...
If I am not mistaken, then I can only say...6!
"Oh! Look at my brain."
Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "How can we let fellow villagers stand outside and chat? Come on, come on, come in, let's talk inside."
He pulled Lin Fan into the Buddhist hall.
Xiao Ling'er had no choice but to follow Lin Fan.
Inside the temple, a very strong Buddhist aura permeates every corner, as if to help people become Buddhas.
Xiao Ling'er was cautious and alert, and wanted to remind Lin Fan.
But when Gatlin Bodhisattva waved his hand, all the Buddhist rhymes, Buddhist lights, Buddhist seals flying in the air, etc. disappeared.
"I'm ashamed to say that."
Gatlin Bodhisattva sighed, "I have lost count of how many years it has been since I came here from my hometown and was forced to join Mahayana Buddhism."
"Every day and every year, I want to be more influenced and be more like a Buddha."
"But after all these years, I still can't clear my mind every day."
"By the way, I said I'm not really suited to this kind of job, right?"
"But I guess this is how my life will be. I'm too lazy to change my family, so I'll just live like this."
After he finished talking to himself, he pulled Lin Fan to sit down and said, "By the way, let's talk about Barrett! It's really good. With your current cultivation level, you can create a Barrett of this level, which is already amazing!"
"When I was as skilled as you, Gatling was not very famous. It was just a slightly more powerful magic weapon."
"Or maybe I took the opportunity to rob someone else's house one time... Well, it was a slip of the tongue."
"It was because I seized the opportunity, fought hard, and got some chances that I was able to take off."
"After that, he became invincible..."
"By the way, do you want to see my big baby?"
He blinked at Lin Fan, even with a hint of 'teasing' in his eyes.
Xiao Ling'er trembled when she saw this...
Big...big baby?
Still having this expression?
Could it be? ~!
Medicine Grandma was also frightened.
Oh my goodness, I've heard that many people have a preference for Longyang, this, this can't be...
It's not that the master and disciple have wild thoughts or dirty ideas, but the expression of Gatling Bodhisattva at this moment is really too "eye-catching", and the blinking of those little eyes is simply amazing!
Just when their scalps were tingling, Lin Fan smiled slightly and nodded: "Is it okay?"
"I really want to take a look and play with it for a while."
Medicine Grandma: “(ΩДΩ)!!!”
Xiao Linger: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!?"
"Hey, it's just a fellow countryman." Gatling Bodhisattva laughed with satisfaction: "For ordinary people, I won't even let them see me, and you still want to play with me? Dream on."
"But if it's my fellow countryman, it doesn't matter."
As he spoke, he reached for his belt...
Storage bag on top.
Scratch it~
Then, between the palms of his right hands, a 'small' object quickly grew larger.
Then, it turned into a dark, cold, domineering, ferocious and fierce Gatling!
In just a moment, it seemed as if the temperature of the entire Buddhist hall began to drop sharply.
The murderous aura filled the air, making people feel uncomfortable.
Yao Lao and Xiao Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed.
Fortunately, it’s this big baby.
otherwise···
It's so hot that I dare not look at it!
"very nice."
Lin Fan was delighted to see the prey, and after getting permission, he started to caress it.
The cool touch and the fierce 'murderous intent' made him unable to let it go.
Men, who doesn’t love big treasures!
Gatlin and Barrett are both big treasures, but they are at two extremes.
A fast-paced, crazy killing~
The other one hit the target with one shot and killed him instantly.
After two lifetimes as a human being, this was the first time that Lin Fan had touched this Gatling gun treasure.
I couldn't help but touch it for a while longer.
"Would you like to have a round?"
Lin Fan subconsciously prepared to say he wanted to.
But then I thought, something is wrong!
If I were forced to withstand a volley of bullets from the Gatling gun like the Gatling Buddha just now resisted the Barrett gun, wouldn't I even be spared from salvation?
"Well... I do want to, but I'm afraid it's a little inconvenient, right?"
"That's true."
Gatlin Bodhisattva suddenly lost interest and said, "My big baby is too famous now, and it makes a lot of noise. Many people are watching it."
"The sudden opening of fire may have caused many people to lose sleep. It would be too troublesome to explain."
"Forget it, let's not talk about this."
He put away the Gatling gun, stared at Lin Fan and Xiao Ling'er, and asked curiously: "By the way, fellow villager, you suddenly came to visit me, so you must not just come to meet me."
"Is there something that has brought you across the border to look for me?"
"To be honest, Senior."
Lin Fan's expression straightened: "I came here this time to ask for something."
"But, I dare not ask for help without any reason, so I want to discuss with you..."
"Can I use a favor, or something you need, to exchange for a small favor from you, Senior?"
"That's what you said!"
Gatling Bodhisattva glared, and his face was trembling, which was enough to show that he was extremely unhappy. He then muttered: "When you are out in the world, the most important thing is loyalty!"
"Thinking back to the past, I had nothing in my hometown, so how could I become famous?"
"It all depends on the word righteousness!"
"In the end, I only relied on three things."
Xiao Ling'er was curious and took the initiative to speak for the first time: "Which three things?"
“Good question!”
Gatling Bodhisattva laughed: "So cruel! So loyal! So many brothers!"
Hearing this, Xiao Ling'er was surprised and looked strange.
Lin Fan took a deep look at Gatling Bodhisattva, and suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu. This...
Good job!
A loyal fan of Young and Dangerous, right?
Also known as the dwarf mule?
No, hearing what he said, he is a regional leader, maybe even a big shot?
But anyway~
When you hire someone to do something for you, all aspects must be in place.
He cupped his hands and said with a smile, "What you said is absolutely right, but let's be honest. When you ask someone to do something, how can you just rely on empty words? This is against the rules."
“That’s true…”
Gatlin Bodhisattva nodded slightly.
Unless they are his own disciples or younger brothers, according to the rules of the underworld, he really cannot support others for no reason.
"But there's no rush."
He waved his hand: "Just tell me clearly, what do you want me to help you with?"
"cough."
Lin Fan cleared his throat and said, "This is what happened. My eldest disciple is an alchemist, and she encountered some special circumstances. She needs to refine a pill, and this pill requires a Bodhi fruit as a medicine."
"But the Bodhi fruit is an elixir of life in Mahayana Buddhism. Even in Mahayana Buddhism, it is extremely rare. I heard that even most Buddhas have never obtained it."
"I came late, and I don't have any other connections in the Western Regions or Mahayana Buddhism, so I have no choice but to come to you shamelessly. I wonder if you can help me?"
"As for the compensation, we can discuss it."
"Come for the Bodhi fruit?"
Gatlin Bodhisattva remained calm and said, "For me, it's really not a big deal, but you guys are a little late. This time is really unfortunate."
"Please help me solve this doubt." Xiao Ling'er's face tensed and she stood up to ask.
"Sit down and talk."
“I don’t have so many rules here.”
Gatlin Bodhisattva motioned Xiao Ling'er to sit down, and then continued: "Bodhi fruit is the fruit of the Bodhi tree of my sect. You know this."
"But you don't know that tens of thousands of years ago, Bodhi Fruit, nourished by the power of faith, had already taken a step further."
"Now, ten thousand years of accumulation, ten thousand years of blossoming, ten thousand years of bearing fruit."
"It took thirty thousand years to get nine."
"I get one every time."
"But this Bodhi fruit can improve one's enlightenment, especially Buddha nature, so as soon as I got it, I took it."
"The last result was five thousand years ago."
“如今，菩提仙树正处于积累期，还需要两万五千年方可结果。而据我所知，前几批菩提果，在大乘佛教之内的，皆已被服用或使用。”
“因此，现如今整个大乘佛教，寻不出哪怕一枚菩提果。”
“哪怕是将整个大乘佛教翻过来都是如此。”
“所以我才说，你们来晚了。”
话毕，他摇头，有些唏嘘。
萧灵儿面色微微发白。
林凡却是敏锐抓住加特林话语之中的关键点：“前辈方才所言，大乘佛教之内，如今寻不出一颗菩提果。”
“也就是说，大乘佛教之外···还有现货？”
“你这现货二字，好久未曾听闻过了，对味儿，哈哈。”加特林菩萨点头：“大乘佛教之内的确是没有，但佛教之外，应当还有那么一两颗。”
“别的，我也不清楚。”
“但~”
“小西天那边，确定还有一枚！乃是四千多年前，小西天成立之时，我教赠予的贺礼，他们一直未曾动用。”
“哦？！”
“小西天？”
林凡追问：“晚辈对西域的情况不算了解，前辈能否再聊聊这小西天？”
“没毛病。”
加特林菩萨大赤赤往后一靠，道：“所谓小西天嘛，顾名思义，就是仿照而建的地方，在极西之地，临近西海。”
“建造方嘛，便是大乘佛教、小乘佛教以及那些有些名气、实力的佛门势力。”
“其目的，就是‘人造西天’，当做所谓的‘佛门圣地’嘛，当然，这个圣地，并非人们常说的修仙圣地。”
“就单纯是佛门彰显自身‘逼格’之地。”
“建成之后，那些个‘佛陀’、菩萨，便可前往小住，与人论佛、也可静修，而其内一切开销，也由各大佛门势力承担。”
“原来如此。”
林凡微微颔首：“这其中，应当有不少利益纠缠才是？”
“那是自然。”
“其中弯弯绕绕多了去了，其主要目的，则是吸引那些个身处小势力，但却有天赋以及有实力的佛门修士。”
“抢人嘛！”
“小西天可是佛门圣地，又称小灵山，身为佛门中人，难道你不想来？想来，就得加入~！”
“还不是人人都能加入，得有足够的‘佛性’，至于这佛性如何评判，那就不好说咯。”
加特林菩萨唏嘘摇头：“再不然，便是有实力，实力足够，也可进来。”
“同时，小西天建立的初衷，则是为扩大佛修一脉影响力，好以此来广收信徒。”
“目标是否达成暂且不谈，但终究是屹立在那里了。”
“总之···”
加特林菩萨拍了拍林凡的肩膀：“我在西天有条路。”
“风险是大了点，不过利润很高。”
“如果你有种的话，事成之后，你七我三。”
“不用感谢我，我做人的宗旨，就是有饭大家吃。”
来了来了！
这味儿太正了！
简直爱死有没有？
才怪~！
大佬，你这样我很怕啊！
毕竟···我也没当过矮骡子、古惑仔呀！
“可，那什么。”
林凡挠挠头：“我···全都要？”
“哈哈哈哈！”
“确定了，自己人，老乡！”
加特林菩萨哈哈大笑：“总之，就看你们是否敢去了。”
“此行，风险很大，但事成之后，我保证你们能得到菩提果，去与不去，你们自己选择。”
加特林菩萨眨了眨眼。
“细说？”林凡回以‘眼色’。
“细说就细说。”
加特林菩萨招招手，道：“简单来说，就是端了小西天宝库。”
“事成之后再分账。”
林凡：“！！！”
萧灵儿：“？！？！”
“这？！”
两人麻了！
好家伙！
我特么直呼好家伙。
你刚刚才说过，小西天乃是大乘佛教、小乘佛教等诸多势力联手创建，其内还有各大佛门势力的好手驻扎。
结果你现在，让我们去抢劫小西天？？？
这是什么操作？
这简直是让我们去死啊！
主动去找死吗这不是？
哪怕是小乘佛教，那也是超一流势力中的决定，可以将整个揽月宗乱杀的存在！何况还有其他等同于超一流、一流顶尖的佛门势力？
还要加上圣地级别的大乘佛教！
就这，你让我们去抢宝库？
这岂不是同时得罪一个圣地、N个超一流、一堆一流，乃至整个佛门，甚至是跟整个西天都对上了？
风险大？
这岂止是风险大了点，这简直是厕所里打灯笼啊这！
我们看起来像是这么勇的人吗？
林凡人都麻了。
虽然揽月宗一窝主角，各个都是‘惹事精’、新手村毁灭者等，惹过的祸连起来可以饶地球三圈，但这种操作，仍然是太过离谱了好吧？！
“所以，我说风险是大了些，但利润很高嘛。”
“就看你们有没有种了。”
加特林菩萨掏出一根雪茄点燃，递给林凡。
后者表示不抽~
这玩意儿，真抽不习惯。
萧灵儿面色微变，连忙传音道：“师尊，万不可答应。”
“那小西天之内大能者不知几凡，背景更是比单独一家圣地还要惊人，抢劫小西天，便等同于得罪整个西域！”
“我们再寻其他法子，万不可冲动呀！”
“老师也说，万万不可如此···”
林凡轻轻摆手，示意萧灵儿稍安勿躁。
她欲言又止，最终，只能无奈苦笑。
同时，有些后悔。
“早知道，便不告诉师尊此事了！”
“如今他知晓此事，以我对师尊的了解，他恐怕会选择冒险，我倒是无惧风险，但···如此作为，会为宗门带去祸端呀。”
“老师。”
她又沉下心神，问道：“我如此···您不会怪我吧？”
“傻孩子，为师怎么会怪你？”
药姥哑然失笑：“时也命也。”
“我早已死过一次，还有什么放不下？”
“能在死之前，收到你这么一个令人满意的学生，为师就已经是心满意足啦。”
有句话，她一直没说。
其实，她早已准备好战死。
为萧灵儿拼死而战，纵死，也是在所不惜！
但她却也不愿，更不能让整个揽月宗为自己而‘陪葬’。
所以这种事儿，干不得。
哪怕林凡同意，她也要想办法阻止。
只是···
林凡会如何选择？
项链中，药姥静静等待着林凡的回应。
“不过，他终究是个聪明人，应该不至于在这种事上犯蠢才是。”
“还是放弃我这个老家伙吧。”
“否则···”
“这次，可就真的麻烦了啊。”
而在他们的期待中，林凡却是笑了，笑容灿烂，到最后，甚至放声大笑。
“哈哈哈哈！”
“前辈，你还真是给我出了道难题呢。”
“不过~”
“咱身为老乡，总不至于怕了吧？”
“这事儿，可以干。”
“但话又说回来了，前辈，你方才说，在小西天有条路？”
“敢问路在何方？”
“我也喜欢这首歌。”加特林菩萨一阵唏嘘：“想当初迷茫的时候、当小弟的时候，那是整天唱。”
“吃饭、睡觉、喝酒、洗澡、甚至泡妞都在唱。”
“敢问路在何方~”
“路在脚~~~下。”
他哼唱了两句，这才道：“你的选择，没毛病！”
“师尊！”
萧灵儿忍不住开口，面色紧张、急切。
林凡轻轻摆手，示意她稍安勿躁，她唯有紧咬红唇，暗自无奈。
但心中，却是感动到无以附加。
“前辈，还请细说。”
“很简单。”
“这小西天的建造，我们大乘佛教是主力。”加特林菩萨压低了声音，道：“所以其内诸多细节，我都很清楚。”
“到时候，我将路线图、阵法图给你，再替你吸引旁人注意。”
“最好的结果，是在不惊动任何人的情况下，便将整个小西天的宝库洗劫一空。”
“至于最坏的结果嘛~”
他伸手，在自己脖子下一划。
随即，瞪眼、吐舌头、做鬼脸。
“就~~~嘎呗。”
“原来如此。”
林凡面不改色：“道理我明白了，但却有一事不解，菩萨也说了，这小西天，乃是以你大乘佛教为主的产物。”
“你又是大乘佛教的菩萨。”
“却为何又与我这个外人联手，去抢劫自家宝库？”
“非也，非也~！”
“错了，错的地方还很多！”
加特林菩萨竖起一根手指轻轻摇晃，道：“其一，什么叫与外人联手？你能叫外人？老乡，懂吧？！
在我们那个年代，那就是兄弟，生死与共啊~！”
“其二，自家宝库？谈不上，最多也就半个自家的。”
萧灵儿：“···”
她很想问上一句：这有什么区别吗？！
“至于其三嘛。”
加特林菩萨唏嘘：“我这么干，自然有我的道理。”
“也不怕告诉你。”
“其实吧，大乘佛教也好、其他佛门也罢，都很黑。”
“此话何解？”林凡面色古怪。
你这说话方式也好、行事风格也罢，甚至就连长相都酷似‘扛把子’的存在，竟然还好意思说‘别人’黑？
这能有你黑吗？
“一句两句说不清楚，总之···我看不惯就对了。”
“好端端的佛门清净地，实则，却特么跟藏污纳垢之所一样。”
“说来也是讥讽。”
“我离开老家之前，我们这些矮骡子，人人都想着洗白，拼了命的想把自己从‘黑漆漆的地方’摘出来。”
“但来到这儿，慢慢混上来之后才发现，看似光鲜亮丽的佛门清净地，实则，却是比我们当年还黑。”
“有些事，细说有辱门风，我就不说了。”
“总之，你只需要知晓，我这么做，自然有我的原因，而非脑子发热。”
“更非有意坑你。”
“这我相信。”
林凡点头。
其实，他一直都在头脑风暴。
毕竟···抢劫小西天什么的，听起来也未免太过吓人了些。
抢劫本就不是什么好事儿，还要招惹那么多大佬，乃至大乘佛教这个圣地···林凡怎么可能轻易答应？
至少也要弄清楚前因后果与缘由，才可判断是否可行。
而在此过程中，林凡首先确定的一点便是，加特林菩萨这个提议，并非是要害自己与揽月宗。
因为没这个必要。
大象若是想要弄死蚂蚁，哪里还需要这么麻烦，甚至驱使蚂蚁去招惹‘食蚁兽’？
直接一脚踩死，不是更简单？
甚至，双方差距比大象与蚂蚁还要大。
若是加特林菩萨真想弄死自己，哪里还需要等到现在，早就一个‘闪现’，将自己和揽月宗一同覆灭了。
更不需要这么麻烦，驱使自己去小西天夺宝~！
“这么说吧。”
加特林菩萨突然有些泄气，道：“我要走了。”
“这没什么好隐瞒的，也不怕告诉你们。”
“而我···加入大乘佛教、皈依佛门这么多年，虽然没什么佛性，却也是一步步看着大乘佛教、看着佛门逐渐堕落，逐渐投身黑暗···”
“走之前呢~”
“我想给世人提个醒儿。”
“但我终究是佛门中人，有些事吧，若是由我爆出来，影响不好。”
“上去之后，只怕还要被那些先辈收拾。”
“但若是由外人爆出来，便不一样了。”
“其实在此之前，我已有人选。”
“可恰好在这个节骨眼儿上，你们过来了，那计划自然有所改变，毕竟这好处给谁不是给呢？”
“好歹是老乡，肥水不流外人田嘛。”
“···”
林凡轻轻点头，随即诧异道：“那要这么说，我们去‘抢劫’，非但不是干坏事儿，反倒是正义之举了？！”
“自然！”
加特林菩萨点头：“那必然是正义之举！”
“实话说，据我所知，小西天宝库内那些宝物，除成立之初，各佛门赠送那些之外，其余之物，皆是这几千年来，他人走后门孝敬所得。”
“大多都见不得光~”
林凡：“见不得光还放宝库？”
“就是见不得光才要放宝库。”
“随身携带，有损得道高僧的名头。”
“何况小西天强者众多、戒备森严，谁能闯入宝库并发现？”
加特林嗤笑道：“当然也不排除其中一些贵重之物他们随身携带，但此行一旦成功，你们必然收获不菲也就是了。”
“当然，去与不去，你自己选择。”
“我也无法给你太多承诺。譬如事后风险，必然还是有的。”
“走之前，我会清扫一遍。”
“但很可能会有漏网之鱼，且后来者会如何，我也无法确定。”
“而这风险，对你们而言，依旧很高。”
“如何选择，你有···”
加特林菩萨掰着手指头算了算，道：“大概一个月时间考虑。”
“不用考虑了。”
“干！”
林凡给出回应：“我相信菩萨！”
“好说！”
加特林菩萨哈哈笑着：“老乡，我绝对不会让你失望便是。”
“可是师尊！”
萧灵儿出声，想要劝解。
林凡却是轻轻摆手：“为还天下一个朗朗乾坤，我辈修士自当前赴后继，死而后已嘛。”
“此事为师做主，休要多言。”
他示意萧灵儿暂且忍耐。
萧灵儿却是急切的很。
但此刻，她也不好多说什么，唯有无声苦笑。
识海中，药姥叹道：“你师尊真是···”
“唉！”
“我这老婆子欠你们师徒二人的，如何还得清啊？”
“灵儿，你听为师一言。”
“待稍后离去，无论如何，你都要拦住你师尊，万不可去那小西天，此事一旦败露，对揽月宗而言，便是灭顶之灾啊！”
“他太冲动了。”
萧灵儿咬着红唇。
她同样想要劝解，可转念一想，师尊神乎其技，战力暂且不谈，但那‘洞彻未来’未来的手段，却是无人能及。
如自己的未来，他几乎一眼便看到头。
那么···
这样的师尊，既然做出如此选择，是否便代表，自然有他老人家的道理呢？
······
“我就喜欢你这样的人才。”
“可惜，当年手底下没几个你这种得力干将，否则，我不得遍地插旗？”
“罢了罢了，往事如风，俱往矣，无需多言。”
“这西天之行，准备好了，咱们便即刻出发~！”
加特林菩萨赞叹且唏嘘，随即挥挥手，便要出发。
“这么快？”
林凡诧异。
“不是说还有一个月？”
“一个月后乃是动手的时候，那时众多高僧‘公开论佛’，小西天内守备力量最为空缺，乃是动手的大好时机。”
“至于现在，自然是要提前做准备。”
“原来如此。”
林凡看向萧灵儿：“灵儿，此事你莫要参与，且在西域找个地方自行待上一些时日，待事成之后，为师再联系你。”
药姥急了，对萧灵儿道：“快阻止他！”
萧灵儿沉吟。
但最终，却是轻轻点头：“是，师尊。”
“灵儿，你？！”
药姥错愕，难以置信：“你糊涂啊！！！”
“老师。”
萧灵儿面色紧绷，严肃回应：“我相信师尊，他心中有数的。”
“毕竟，他可是师尊啊。”
药姥一愣。
随即反应过来萧灵儿话中之意，但却依旧觉得不妥：“你师尊的确不凡，可此事事关重大，一旦失手，后果不堪设想啊。”
“师尊要做之事，我劝不住啊，老师。”
萧灵儿无奈一笑。
药姥无语，最终，只能选择沉默。
······
其后。
他们分别。
萧灵儿自行在西域‘游玩’，等候林凡‘召唤’。
林凡却是与加特林菩萨一同离开大乘佛教之后，便同时动用千变万化之术与七十二变，两种变化之术加持，拥有‘双层变化’。
好似梦中梦中梦！
先以七十二变变为唐武，然后，再以千变万化之术···还是变成唐武。
总之~
就是唐神王。
而抚摸着自己此刻的脸颊，林凡忍不住轻声嘀咕：“这脸，还真有些不适应。”
“···”
“尖嘴猴腮，一根毛都没有，不是死太监就是死娘炮，而且就这长相，人品十有八九不行。”加特林菩萨精准吐槽。
“不过你这变化之术倒是可圈可点。”
“有这变化之术傍身，也能更稳妥些。”
“挺好。”
“多谢前辈称赞。”
林凡笑道：“从此刻开始，我便是唐武唐神王了，还请前辈记得。”
“嗯，唐武兄弟~”
加特林菩萨盯着‘唐武’的面孔摇头晃脑：“这小子，定然与你有仇吧？”
“有仇谈不上，但···”
“我认为他是一个极好的背锅侠。”
“且该坑人的时候，若是不坑他，我都怕自己被天打雷劈。”
“哈哈哈···”
“看来不是有仇，而是深仇大恨！”
加特林菩萨忍不住笑出声。
“你是不知道他干了什么事儿，否则，你也一样。”
林凡摇头，唏嘘。
“得，那我还真有点兴趣，路上你与我好好说道说道~！”
“咱们去哪儿？”
“自然是再去找个帮手。”
“西游记你看过吧？”
“那还有没看过的？”
“那就是了，去收几个‘徒弟’~！”
“！？”
林凡脑子一抽，险些没转过弯来。
“西游记？”
“大圣？！”
他瞪眼：“仙武大陆也有大圣？”
“还有天庭？”
“这？？？”
他只想说，这不对劲吧？！
但随即，他又颓然一惊！
自己竟然忘了古典神话体系中的那些‘主角模板’。
可也不对啊！
话说回来，古典神话中的主角，其实大多不算强，基本上再强也强不过天庭和灵山，倒是那些洪荒流小说之中，有不少二创、三创主角非常牛逼的。
而且，仙武大陆不管怎么看，也不像是古典神话背景的样子。
“天庭？那玩意儿有没有我不知道。”
加特林菩萨却是一阵摇头：“至少在咱们仙武大陆是没有的，我能确定，至于上界，是何种景象，我却也不得而知了。”
“等些时日，待我去看看，或许能知晓一二。”
“待你日后上来，若我还活着，倒是可以再聊聊此事。”
“至于大圣嘛···”
“我也不清楚到底有没有。”
“如果有，以他的性子，倒是最好的人选。”
他一摊手：“可惜，也没发现。”
“那咱们要去找的人是？”林凡微微颔首。
That makes sense.
Not found...
Well, that’s normal. After all, we don’t know whether it exists or not.
"You probably don't know it, but you'll know it when you get there."
"They are all the personnel I have carefully selected over the years. They are capable of being used and we can look forward to them."
"Then I'll look forward to it."
In the Western Region, Lin Fan didn't know the way, let alone who to look for.
He was very sensible and did not give any advice, but just followed Gatling Bodhisattva.
The latter might have been here for too long and had never met any fellow villagers. At this moment, he seemed quite lively, with the image and demeanor of a leader, but he was making small talk and joking with Lin Fan.
"Do you know what the only time I called the police was because of it?"
"this?"
Lin Fan was ashamed: "I can't guess it."
He really couldn't guess.
The boss called the police?
Could it be that a family member was kidnapped? Or was he threatened?
It's not like you make an appointment to fight with someone, but then find out you're not strong enough, so you call the police to deal with the other party, right?
"How can you not guess this?"
Gatlin Bodhisattva winked and said, "Of course the other party is dishonest!"
Lin Fan suddenly had an idea: "Could it be that... a gangster must keep his word and kill your whole family if he says so?"
"Um?"
"Isn't that what that bastard Liang Kun said? You know him too?"
Lin Fan: “???!”
This...
Quite interesting!
I thought you were just some big shot in Hong Kong, but you said, "I know Liang Kun too?" Did you know him through watching a movie?
still···
Could it be that you are one of the big shots in the movie who traveled through time and space?
"Well, I've heard of it."
Lin Fan wiped his forehead and said, "I've only heard of it."
"It's just that I've heard about it. That bastard Liang Kun is a piece of shit. He's too arrogant and his character is terrible." Gatling Bodhisattva looked disdainful: "But I didn't call the police because of this kind of thing."
"But..."
He lowered his voice and said, "The other party is dishonest in doing business."
"At that time, I was just a short mule. I had no friends, no money, and no girls."
"Sometimes outside the venue, I see big brothers and rich people surrounded by countless beauties, and they have their breasts done every day. I'm so envious!"
"Come to think of it, I was a young and energetic guy at that time, how could I tolerate this?"
"But I was dumb at first and couldn't even fool people. What can I do if I can't help it? I can just buy some DVDs and watch them myself."
"One day~!"
"I just found a vendor selling discs outside our big place."
"These CDs are all pirated, you know."
Gatlin Bodhisattva winked again: "I haven't thought about how good the quality of the disc is, how clear it is, etc., as long as it can be seen, it's fine, right?"
"That's right."
Lin Fan nodded.
Watching a pirated version, how clear do you want? This is really embarrassing!
"Then why did you call the police and sue him?"
"Hey, he's dishonest!"
"I was so frustrated that night that I bought it home and prepared everything, but the dish didn't turn yellow! Can you understand how I feel?"
“It’s not yellow!”
"Isn't this a letdown? Are you going to let me do nothing?!"
"I was so angry that I called the police and had his stall cleared."
"Tell me, is this dishonest business?"
"This is simply bullying!"
"It's fine if you're selling pirated copies, but it's not pornographic. The disc is not pornographic. Why do you sell it to me as if it's pornographic? Isn't this bullying an honest person?"
"Can I tolerate this?"
"But later on, I think it's quite embarrassing. After all, if the dwarf mule called the police, it would be embarrassing if the news got out."
"So I've never talked about this with anyone. It's just that I'm in a different place now and no one knows me. Otherwise, I still wouldn't tell anyone."
Lin Fan: “…!”
Do you know that it is very hard to hold back your laughter?
(End of this chapter)