Chapter 224 What are you talking about? Accompany me to the West, or send you to the West
It’s really hard to bear and hold it in!
But you know what, there is really nothing wrong with Gatling Bodhisattva’s logic.
They are not pornographic at all, but you are selling them to others as if they were pornographic discs. Isn't this bullying honest people?
They buy it and are so excited that they take off their pants and prepare the paper. And you let them watch Calabash Brothers for the whole night? Who can tolerate this?
Ordinary people may just have to suffer this loss in silence, but the dwarf mule...
cough.
Then again, the dwarf mule wouldn't call the police.
If you were better off, you would have fought back directly.
But the Gatling Bodhisattva had just become a dwarf mule, with no money, no power and no influence... The guy who sold pirated discs must be regretting it now, right?
But I have to say, this is really fun, hey.
I can laugh for a year.
"You're laughing at me!"
Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly reacted and stared at Lin Fan with an 'unfriendly' expression.
“No~!”
"You're obviously laughing at me, and you never stop!"
"Really? I just... just what?"
"Think of happy things."
"What's the happy news?"
"My sow has given birth."
"..., you are still feeding pigs?" Gatling Bodhisattva was stunned: "Can you get rich by feeding pigs in Xianwu Continent?"
"That's not clear, but we in the Lanyue Sect do raise a lot of livestock and poultry. Even if we don't sell them, they are good to eat."
“···”
"Good boy, changing the subject, eh?"
"Hahaha, you found out, senior."
"Hey, you kid!!!"
Gatling Bodhisattva also laughed out loud.
Then, he took the initiative to tell many interesting stories about his time in the underworld.
For example, he once fought in an underground boxing ring in order to get promoted, and was almost beaten to death. In the end, he barely won by biting ears and poking eyes, and then became a small leader...
People in the underworld call him Brother Feilong.
Privately, he is called Brother Chuishui~
For example, he once slept with the eldest brother's woman~
He also fought with Wang Bao from the West District.
I also heard that a leader of the neighboring gang was killed by a young man named Abu who fought against a hundred people alone.
The most surprising thing is that there are actually a few masters who look very similar to this young man. One is called Luo Tianhong, and the other is a martial arts champion from the mainland named Gao Gang...
Lin Fan listened to and pondered these interesting stories.
I secretly thought something was wrong!
Logically speaking, there is no need for Gatling Bodhisattva to lie.
If what he said is true, then the world before Gatling Bodhisattva traveled through should not be a simple Young and Dangerous movie world, but a comprehensive Hong Kong movie world~
Who is Wang Bao?
That fat guy!
Abu who fought against hundreds of people alone? Isn't that from Langya?
As for Luo Tianhong, he is another figure who is competing for the title of general.
As for Gao Gang, he is a character in “Black Fist”.
As for how they look alike... how could they not look alike? All three are played by 'Jing Ge'!
The Battle of the Three Capitals!
That is to say, Wang Bao's subordinate 'Aji' is too elusive, and perhaps Gatling Bodhisattva doesn't recognize him. Otherwise, it wouldn't be the Three Capitals, but the 'Four Capitals'~
Moreover, Gatling Bodhisattva also knows Liang Kun and calls him a bastard all the time.
The background and composition of this world are indeed quite complicated.
Lin Fan was pondering.
But the pace of his steps did not slow down at all.
He walked away while chatting with Gatlin.
It was not until half a day later that Gatlin Bodhisattva suddenly sighed and said, "Forget it, the past is the past. No matter how much you miss it, you can't go back."
"Speaking of which, when I first came here, the reason why I joined Buddhism was because I heard that Buddhism had the lowest requirements for talent. As long as you have a ruthless hand and a ruthless heart, you will become a big boss sooner or later."
"I was thinking about going back again."
"I thought I could go back after becoming a 'big boss', but now it seems... I'm afraid I won't be able to go back in this lifetime."
"well."
He sighed and stared at Lin Fan: "Now, I can only dream about the original scene in the middle of the night."
“It’s a bit chaotic, and even insecure, but it’s fun.”
"Don't worry so much, just mix it up."
“I miss my money~”
“I miss my little brothers.”
"I miss my Hai Mimi too."
"Alas, I don't know what happened to my brothers after all these years. I'm afraid their ashes have all turned into ashes. I'm afraid my territory has been taken over by others a long time ago."
"What I'm more afraid of is the chaos, those bastards, touching the mess!"
"Damn it."
With a curse, Gatlin Bodhisattva put away his little emotion and thought: "It's a pity that I can't go back after all."
"What does that poem say?"
"Desire, what on earth do you want? It's not a young boy's tour."
"It's a pity that I'm uneducated."
"I can't remember, and I can't explain it well."
Lin Fan: “…”
"That sentence: I want to buy osmanthus flowers and plant wine together, but it doesn't sound like the journey of a young man?"
"Oh, yes, yes, those are the two sentences!"
Gatlin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up: "It's really well written! It perfectly fits my current mood."
Lin Fan nodded slightly.
Just as I was about to say a few words of comfort, I heard Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly change his tone: "That's right."
"What do these two lines of poetry mean?!"
Lin Fan: “?!?”
no.
Didn’t you say that it suits your current mood?
And now you ask me what these two lines of poetry mean?
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he didn't laugh at others.
Everyone has different backgrounds and living conditions. To put it bluntly, how many of those who are short mules are educated? And how many of them really want to be short mules?
Most of them are just influenced by the times and environment.
I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and take some wine with them to go boating on the water, but I don't have the heroic spirit of my youth. I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and take some wine with them to go boating on the water, but I don't have the heroic spirit of my youth.
It's a bit more impressive~
That is - the past cannot be retrieved, and memories are like a cold wind blowing away.
"Alas, you are a man of culture."
Gatlin Bodhisattva sighed again: "At the beginning, I just wanted to find a cultured and talented person to be my subordinate and serve as my military advisor."
"Just like that guy, Prime Minister Zhuge."
"But no one follows me."
"It's no use visiting my thatched cottage three times, you short mule... unless you become a big water pipe and successfully clean up your name, otherwise, there will always be no future for you."
"Well, let's not talk too much. We've arrived."
Gatling Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves.
Just a gentle wave.
In the wilderness that seemed to be empty, large pavilions and towers appeared.
Lin Fan frowned!
Before this, he hadn't discovered it!
"No, after this, I have to develop my own pupil technique as soon as possible."
"Even if you are a million miles away from having double pupils, you should at least have pupil skills. Otherwise, you won't be able to see anything and it's easy for you to find someone else's way."
Thinking about it.
Then Gatling Bodhisattva smiled and blew a breath.
Phew~
There are flashes of Sanskrit.
The formation that was inverted on the ground and protected the entire building complex suddenly melted like snow encountering the scorching sun, leaving a hole.
The most surprising thing was that the formation itself did not react at all.
It was as if nothing had happened.
"This formation is pretty good."
"It's because I met you. Otherwise, it wouldn't be that easy for ordinary people to get in."
He waved his hand gently, and while setting up a soundproof barrier, he whispered, "Follow me, don't make any noise, or the old guy will run away."
"If he runs away, our plan will be in more than 30% trouble!"
Lin Fan smacked his lips.
Obviously~
The owner of this place is also a big boss!
I just don’t know who the other party is?
The two of them entered the formation carefully.
At the same time, Gatling Bodhisattva used a secret method to hide the movements and figures of the two people, and continued to approach the core area of the building.
“Smells so good~!”
As soon as he got closer, Lin Fan smelled an alluring aroma.
It’s that meaty aroma~!
Very fragrant!
Even the meat of various spiritual beasts that we had eaten before was far inferior to this.
"As far as I can remember, the only thing that can compare to this is the aroma of meat stewing that I smelled when I was starving as a child and passed by someone's doorstep."
"In fact, the fragrance can't even compare to that. It's probably because I'm too hungry, plus it's a psychological effect..."
"What on earth is this stew?"
"Hey?"
"This old guy still knows how to eat."
"For so many years, he has lived a comfortable life, but this time, I want you to make some noise with me. Do you want to live a comfortable life by yourself?"
"dream!"
Gatlin muttered.
Lin Fan scratched his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
This Gatling Bodhisattva is really~~~
interesting!
Closer and closer.
As we got closer, the fragrance became stronger, but it was no longer realistic to continue diving deeper.
In front of us is a thatched hut.
It looks ordinary, but in fact it is blessed with "Buddha's light" and special powers.
And the door is closed now, how can I sneak in?
"Shh!"
Gatling Bodhisattva signaled Lin Fan not to make any noise, then rolled up his sleeves again and assumed a sprinting posture.
Before Lin Fan could figure out what he was going to do, he saw him suddenly rush out.
boom!
The tightly closed door of the thatched hut exploded instantly.
In a flash!
The speed was so fast that before Lin Fan's spiritual sense could even reach it, the thatched hut collapsed.
Then, a thin, old figure suddenly rushed out and fled.
"Is it you, old man? Are you crazy?!"
"Where are you running!?"
Gatlin snorted coldly and attacked forcefully!
In an instant, Gatling appeared in his hand.
With a cigar in his mouth, he took a step forward, stepped on the pile of rubbish in front of him, and then pulled the trigger.
Woo~~~Da da da da!
Under the vibration of recoil, the fat on the face of Gatling Bodhisattva was swaying.
The terrifying rotation speed and firing rate were simply incredible. Even if Lin Fan tried his best to use his spiritual sense to perceive it, he couldn't count it. In just a moment, he didn't know how many bullets were fired.
Fortunately, the Gatling gun did not aim at the opponent, but just fired a burst of bullets close to the opponent's scalp.
但那‘压枪绝技’，却也是让林凡叹为观止。
“这种威力，这种射速，后坐力得多大啊？还能完美压枪，这身体素质果然逆天，只能说不愧是前辈大佬吗？”
他内心唏嘘。
这加特林的威力，是真的大！
每一发子弹都很离谱，打到空间爆碎，甚至还有一些自己看不懂的韵味在其中‘弥漫’。
他甚至感觉，这玩意儿每一发都比自己的巴雷特全力轰一炮都强！
更要命的是，这加特林，大概真就是一息三万六千转了！
一转六发。
一息十余万发，每一发都比目前的巴雷特全威力弹更猛，而且很可能要猛不少，这特么谁顶的住啊？！
林凡顶不住。
而那消瘦老者显然也顶不住。
他没敢再跑，当加特林出手之后，他猛然一个急刹停下脚步，并回过头来，满脸生无可恋道：“加特林，你到底要干什么？”
“我与你无冤无仇，与大乘佛教也没什么恩怨，你为何来找我麻烦？”
“谁说老子是来找你麻烦了？”
加特林菩萨收起加特林，对他轻轻招手：“下来！”
“下来说！”
老者想要骂娘。
你特么子弹都贴着我头皮过去了，就差半寸，就差半寸，我头都没了啊！
你还跟我说不是要找我麻烦？？？
这不是扯犊子吗？
但形势比人强。
他没敢骂出声，只能闷头落下，站在加特林菩萨与林凡不远处。
也就是此刻~
加特林菩萨身后的空间接连‘破碎’，一发发‘子弹’竟然自行回归，而后被加特林菩萨挥手间收好。
看的林凡暗暗点头：“果然，加特林前辈的加特林也爆改了，否则，怎么可能有这种威力？”
“不，不应该叫爆改，应该叫···仙改·加特林？”
“到底何事？”林凡在琢磨，老者却是感到难绷。
特娘的！
自己在家都几千年了，一直没出去过，也没惹过事啊！
这些年安分守己，谁也没得罪，本以为自己能‘安稳度过余生’，结果特娘的在家待的好好的，吃着火锅唱着歌，突然就被加特林给干了！
房子都打崩了。
还差点被爆头。
这特么找谁说理去啊？
淦！
也就是此刻，加特林菩萨将嘴里雪茄从左嘴角换到右边嘴角，皮笑肉不笑道：“怎么，你还怕本菩萨偷袭你不成？”
“也不看看自己的斤两，本菩萨若是要斩你，轻轻松松便可得手，还需要与你废话？”
“何况，出来混的要讲信用！”
“说杀你全家就杀你全家，说与你谈，就与你谈！”
“坐下！”
“方才你吃的是什么，那么香？拿出来一起吃！”
老者麻了。
“那是我的宠物！”
“你的宠物？”加特林嗤笑：“我还不知道你？你的宠物本就是拿来吃的，做出那副苦哈哈的模样作甚？”
“莫非你的口水要从眼角流出来？”
老者：“···”
又特么拆我台是吧？！
岂有此理！
只有你一人也就罢了，这还有外人在呢！
他无语，却也只能老老实实从储物袋往外掏火锅~
当然，不是现代火锅。
而是符合当前时代的‘火锅’。
锅内咕嘟咕嘟冒着泡，那诱人香气再度传出。
加特林菩萨顿时双目放光，一挥手，弄出一张八仙桌、三把椅子，招呼两人坐下。
并对老者介绍道：“这位是我小兄弟，老乡~！”
“唐武，唐神王~”
“未来注定是要成神做祖，当神王的男人！”
老者一惊。
不由多看了唐武几眼。
能得加特林这老王八蛋如此吹捧之人，可还从未有过。
未来注定要当神王的那人？
这不得至少神体傍身、无限奇遇自己找上门？
加特林菩萨却不管他怎么想，又对林凡介绍道：“你别看他现在有几根毛，其实他也是个秃驴，只是因为不够变态而与诸多佛门格格不入，因此一直被排挤。”
“到最后实在混不下去了，便隐居于此，再没出去过。”
“法号三癫。”
“老东西！”
三癫骂娘：“有你这么介绍人的么？”
“不过有句话倒也没说过，老衲的确是因为不够变态而显得格格不入，佛门？如今的佛门···呸！”
“什么玩意儿啊！”
他骂了几句，却没有细谈之意。
林凡也不着急，只是抱拳：“三癫前辈。”
“嗯，后生可畏。”
三癫不知林凡底细，也不好胡乱吹水，便来了一句后生可畏，随即一边取出碗筷摆好，一边道：“老东西，你寻我到底作甚？”
“有话快说、有屁快放！”
“说什么屁话？先吃，先吃！”
加特林菩萨是真馋了。
这玩意儿···是真香啊！
那红通通、炖到软烂的肉块儿，足有拳头那么大，一看就香的一批。
林凡也是狂咽口水。
别的不说。
至少林凡两世为人以来，这三癫和尚的厨艺，绝对是第一，第二还相差十万八千里。
“那就吃！”
三癫有些心疼，但形势比人强。
且看起来加特林菩萨似乎真不是要干自己，他也没那般担心了，便亲自给两人一人盛出一碗。
林凡眨巴着眼，盯着锅里。
别说，锅里还真有，而且···很多！
他暗道牛批。
方才，他还在心里嘀咕，这锅多小啊！
也就比成年男子的巴掌大点，一个人吃或许是够了，但三个人吃哪儿够？
结果，满满三大碗肉加汤盛出来，一眼看去，这锅里的‘货’，愣是不见少！
这下他明白了。
显然，三癫是真会玩儿啊。
这锅竟然都用上了须弥于芥子，其内蕴含高深的空间法则，看似巴掌大，实则其内怕是能装下一个湖！
甚至有可能是一片海？
“唐小哥，吃，别客气，吃完还有。”
三癫招呼林凡开吃，心里却是疯狂吐槽：“不愧是这老王八蛋带过来的老乡，这还没吃呢，就开始盯着锅里了？”
“今天怕是要大出血···”
“吃吃吃，别跟这老家伙客气，你别看他疯疯癫癫，但论吃食，没人比的过他，想当年，我时常找他打秋风。”
加特林菩萨咧嘴一笑，随即开始大快朵颐。
一口下肚，他眼睛都亮了。
“香，是真特么香！”
“三癫，你手艺又进步了！”
“爽！”
说话同时，他取出珍藏仙酿，为两人满上，而后咕咚咕咚喝个不停。
林凡也尝了一口。
而后···
险些跳脚！
“好香！”
无法用言语形容的香。
简直香入神魂深处了。
口感也是绝妙。
软糯而不烂，却又有那么一点嚼劲，肥肉相间，都把他香迷糊了！
更为惊人的是，这肉里，还有着浓郁的‘精气’与‘元气’，能助人修行，还能提升肉身强度！
这哪里是美食？
这分明就是一锅宝药！
“这···”
“该不会是龙肉吧？”
林凡惊了，开口询问。
“哪儿还有龙啊？”
三癫一边大快朵颐，一边嘟囔道：“不过有点龙的血脉是真的，虽然极致稀薄。”
“是三头龙犬，我养了一万多年，都第八境了！还每日喂以大药，还教它修炼、助它突破，为的就是今日！”
“你们倒是好运。”
他更肉痛了。
好吃吗？
那当然！
效果惊人？
那必须的！
这可是自己花心思、花大代价养出来的，不好吃才有鬼了。
本来自己能吃上几年来着。
结果现在被他们一分···心疼。
“原来是狗肉！”
林凡恍然。
难怪这么香。
第八境的大狗，还有一点龙族血脉，那能不香吗？
可惜，自己只是一个稻草人，只能尝个味儿，帮助修炼之类的好处，却是只能浪费了。
不过~
真香啊！
他也吭哧吭哧开吃。
三个大老爷们儿，开始‘疯抢’。
“别干吃啊！”
“喝！”
吃到一半，加特林菩萨嚷嚷道：“三癫，你也别说本菩萨占你便宜，我这可是好酒，仙酿来的，效果不比你这狗肉火锅差！”
“这还差不多！”
三癫当即开灌。
林凡也尝了一口。
随即闹了个大红脸。
不是不能喝酒，而是这酒太‘高端’，其内能量太丰富、药效太强，哪怕是个稻草人，都有些‘虚不受补’之感。
“爽！”
三人当即胡吃海喝，尽皆化身超级大胃王。
毕竟他们都有修为在身，这胃口，自然也是远超常人。
到最后，实在吃不下了，加特林菩萨竟然开始打包！
那狗肉火锅连汤带肉的，怕是得装了千把斤。
随后~
直接连同储物袋一同递给林凡：“带回去慢慢吃。”
林凡搓手：“这怎么好意思呢？”
随即接下。
加特林菩萨哈哈大笑：“有这股不要脸的劲儿，就适合当矮骡子，要是在我手下，最多两年就能得到重用，扎职成大底。”
“混个头马，更是水到渠成啊。”
“到时候一吹哨子，啧啧~”
“可惜···”
说到这里，他突然有些落寞。
林凡也是一阵沉默。
穿越吧···自然有穿越的好处。
但不穿越，却也并非全是坏处。
且无论过往如何，总有些值得回忆之处，当然，全是苦难的衰仔除外。
“唉，不说这些。”
“十个古惑仔，九个衰到底，你可别学。”
“我当初那是没办法。”
说完。
加特林菩萨像是突然想起正事儿，拍了拍桌：“把火锅收起来。”
还用特么你说？
三癫心里狂喷，翻着白眼，将火锅和碗筷收好。
“说吧。”
“你这老东西寻我到底做什么？”
“总不至于算出我这里有口福，便来蹭饭了吧？”
“若是如此，你却是要给我个说法的。”
“我这茅草屋虽然简陋，却也住了好几千年，有感情的！”
“得赔！”
“赔？”
加特林菩萨笑了：“行啊，我赔。”
“赔你个小西天，你要不要？”
三癫：“？？？”
他懵了。
随即骂道：“人人都说我癫，我看你这老东西才是真的癫！”
“明知道我与他们都不对付，又没你这种实力，让我去小西天？你不如杀了我？”
“还赔我个小西天，想让我被人砍死、想让我去死你就直说，不必拐弯抹角。”
“本菩萨是那种人？”
加特林菩萨重新叼起雪茄，深吸一口，才接着道：“若是只有你，那的确是送死，但这不是还有本菩萨？”
“实话告诉你，本菩萨要走了。”
林凡眉头一挑。
要走了？
去哪儿？
总不能是要死了吧？
那就只有一种可能···即将飞升？！
嘶！！！
“哟？！”
三癫吃惊，嘴里却是个不留情的：“你这老东西终于要走了？”
“真是祸害遗千年啊！”
“不对，都多少个万年了。”
“还以为你特么娘的要老死在这儿呢。”
“扯犊子。”
加特林菩萨撇嘴：“老子不是来与你打嘴炮的。”
“若是老子想走，早便走了，之所以留下来，是想找个传人罢了，可惜···大环境如此，找不出个像样的。”
“这段时间，老子也想明白了。”
“找个传人？将问题留给他去解决？”
“可是凭什么啊？”
“人家过的好好的，突然给人加这么重的担子，人家欠我的？还是欠众生的？”
弹了弹烟灰，加特林菩萨再度猛吸一口，伴随着他的史诗级过肺，火光明灭不定：“扑街仔，自己都没能搞定的问题，留给传人？”
“这不是扑街仔是什么？”
“所以，老子决定，离开之前，先把问题解决。”
“若是有传人~我们多打一场，传人便可少一场，乃至，再也不用打了。”
“反正都要走了，闹大一些又何妨？”
他看向林凡，口中崩出几句家乡话：“扑你阿母，烂臭嗨我都吹过，怕条奔周？”
林凡：“···”
对味儿了对味儿了。
就是这种纯正的古惑仔味道~
不过，他却没想到，加特林菩萨竟是这般想法。
自己多打一场，后人们便可少打一场···
西域、佛门这边到底是个什么情况，林凡还不清楚，但显然，加特林菩萨这个佛门内部之人都已经深恶痛绝。
甚至，他曾经还是混黑道的矮骡子~
连他都看过去、失望到这种程度，那佛门现在到底是个什么情况啊？
林凡不由暗暗吃惊。
佛门~~~
怕是早已腐朽的不成样子咯！
“你特娘的话倒是会说。”
“你是很强，加特林菩萨人尽皆知。”
“可就凭你，能打的过来？”
“能打过来，还用等到现在？”
三癫有些动容，但却还是冷笑道：“莫说是整个佛门的腐朽与黑暗早已深入骨髓，哪怕只是小西天，你也未必能打穿！”
“你说的没错。”
加特林菩萨取下雪茄，呵呵一笑：“老子的确不一定能打穿，所以，老子不是来寻你了么？”
“一起干吧。”
“你不也早就看不惯那些混账？”
三癫：“？！？”
“老东西，你特么疯了啊！”
“还真要带上我去送死？！”
他大吵大闹。
林凡则是在一旁静静看着、听着。
这事儿吧，他插不上话。
更插不上手。
显然，这位三癫也是个猛人，至少是第九境‘中期’的大佬，怕是至少踏上四、五阶仙台了。
莫说是分身，就是本尊在此，也只能跪下唱征服啊。
连他都怕成这样，甚至连加特林菩萨这个即将飞升的存在，都没有半点把握···
自己能插得上手个锤子。
能混点好处，都是加特林菩萨照顾老乡。
这时候还是莫要抖机灵的好。
面对三癫的大吵大闹与急迫。
加特林菩萨却是不疾不徐吐出一个烟圈：“少废话。”
“你是陪老子去西天。”
“还是老子送你去西天？”
加特林再现！
近距离锁定三癫。
后者人都麻了。
“你···你特娘的···”
三癫终究是表示服从，干了。
毕竟，加特林菩萨是真不讲道理啊！
实力强，法宝更是猛的一塌糊涂。
若是自己不答应，也不用去西天送死了，现在就要被轰杀。
答应去西天，好歹能多活一些时日。
而且···
三癫心中，也莫名有些期待。
佛门如今，真的太过腐朽与黑暗了，这些事，都不好与外人说！
所以两人都默契没有告知林凡。
但佛门现在的鬼样子，他们却是比谁都清楚。
看似光鲜亮丽，实则简直令人发指，不提也罢。
三癫之前还想着改变，但却因为‘格格不入’被处处排挤，后来，他也就放弃了，准备自己混自己的，什么都不再去管。
加特林菩萨则是一直都在坚持，之前他想的是收个弟子，好好培养，甚至将加特林都传给他，让他来改变这一切。
可苏岩之事后，他突然改了主意。
自己搞不定的事，让晚辈去解决？
太无能！
大不了干他妈一场，死也就死了。
但若死不了~
便可再为佛门续命百万载！
这个雷，迟早会爆！
自己将它排了，或许会死很多人，或许自己会背负千古骂名，就算不战死，上去之后，也会被上面的佛陀收拾。
但总好过这个雷彻底爆发，而后大大小小的佛门、佛教，被其他七域一州联手针对来的好！
人心呐。
加特林菩萨唏嘘。
随即，挥手将这片‘废物’彻底磨灭，又道：“走！”
三癫眉头直跳：“去哪儿？”
“找人！”
“你该不会以为只凭你我二人，便可翻了天吧？”
“···”
三癫想骂人，但听了这话，却也长出一口气。
很想说···我特么还真怕你这老王八蛋发疯，带着我就去拼命。
虽然我不怕死，但就这么死了，却什么也改变不了，那不白死了么？
“找谁？”
“···”
“戒色。”
“那老色批？！”三癫诧异。
林凡更诧异。
好家伙···
这是个什么奇奇怪怪组合啊！
一个加特林菩萨，混黑道的，加特林一息三万六千转之上。
一个三癫，狠的雅痞，自己养了万年的宠物说吃就吃。
现在要找的，是一个叫戒色的‘高僧。’
而且，还是个老色批？
老色批，叫戒色···
所以，就是因为太好色，才叫戒色？
可是，这也能入佛门吗？
他突然反应过来。
这佛门，似乎真不对劲啊。
大家都不把戒律当回事儿的？！
加特林也就罢了，本就是混黑道的，比鲁智深还鲁智深很正常，没有半点毛病。
这个三癫···
至少‘喝酒吃肉’溜到飞起，也是个破戒大佬。
戒色被他成为老色批，是什么成分自然不必多说，想来也不可能会老老实实遵守戒律，所以，说到底，这些佛门大佬，‘全员恶霸’呗？
······
半日后。
林凡开了眼界。
三癫表示自己先去跟戒色谈，林凡则跟上去看看热闹，顺便开眼界。
然后···
他们特么的竟然在一个庙宇中，发现了···庙那啥！
而且美女很很多！
这让林凡不由想到阿三那边的寺庙，心中一阵恶心。
马德···
不是说不行，男欢女爱很正常，只要是你情我愿，你特么有一百个、一千个，哪怕你就是跟蜥蜴玩儿，林凡都表示‘尊重’。
可你这好歹是佛门啊寺庙啊！
还玩儿这种？
哪怕你建在外面呢？
哪怕你去青楼嫖呢？！
我特么都要高看一眼！
结果你们玩儿这一套？！
“三癫？”
“你不是躲起来了么，跑来找我作甚？”
戒色是一肥头大耳的花和尚，脸上满是口红印，身上胭脂香气，隔着十里都能闻到。
见到三癫，他很是诧异：“躲了大几千年，莫非你想要入世？”
“你想入世也莫来寻我啊！”
“我可不想跟你一样被排挤、人人喊打。”
“有什么事儿也别找我。”
“这么多美女，我玩儿都玩不过来，哪有心情陪你去搞七搞八？”
三癫：“···”
“戒色。”
他苦口婆心道：“你这人不错，心也不坏，就是好色了些。”
“当年，你不也是因为那些事，被针对、被排挤么？也就是你实力强，否则，你早死了。”
“怎滴如今只是一些美女便将你收买了？”
“你是好色，但也不至于如此吧？”
戒色瞪眼：“什么叫不至于如此？”
“我就是如此！”
"I am just lustful, otherwise why did my master name me Jie Se?"
"Go away, I don't want to hear anything."
Abstain from sex: “···”
"You don't care about your master's death?" Sandian wanted to persuade him again.
"Mad!"
“Get lost!”
Jiese was furious: "Get out!"
"If you don't get out of here, I'll fight you!"
"If you can't beat me, spread the news and say that you, Sandian, are about to come back to the world and blow the whistle to shake people, so that you..."
“Woo~~~Da da da da!”
He didn't finish his words.
A shuttle swept over.
The speed is too fast!
Jie Se didn't even have time to dodge and was blown up in an instant.
"ah!!!"
He screamed, but luckily he was strong enough and recovered in an instant. However, he was almost frightened and turned around abruptly.
That is right now.
Holding a cigar in his mouth, the Gatling Bodhisattva who was standing on the ground with a Gatling stick said in a domineering and cool manner: "San Dian, why are you wasting your words on him?"
"I'll give you three breaths of time."
"If you don't follow me, I'll beat you to death~!"
"you?!"
I am numb from quitting masturbation.
“It turned out to be Gatling Bodhisattva.”
"You are joking, you are joking."
"I have heard of the name of Bodhisattva a long time ago. From now on, I will follow your lead. Whatever you say is what I will do. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west."
"You make me poop, but I won't fart."
"That's more like it."
Putting away the Gatling gun, Gatling Bodhisattva said quietly, "It would have been better if you did this earlier. Why waste your time talking?"
Three Dian: “…”
Abstain from sex: “…!”
Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier that it was Gatlin's idea? If you had told me earlier, wouldn't I have agreed?
"Yes, yes, but Bodhisattva, what exactly are we going to do?"
He is abstaining from sex, afraid of death, and lustful, but he is very smart.
Gatlin can even be asked to personally take action, and even has to mobilize others...
How strong is the opponent? !
"It's very simple, go to Xiao Xitian."
"Remove the bomb that could explode at any time yourself."
Gatling Bodhisattva spoke lightly.
"Fuck Xiao Xitian?!"
Jie Se's whole body trembled, and he almost shook like a sieve.
"Why, are you scared?"
"I'll give you a chance to regret it."
Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.
The Gatling gun that had just been put away reappeared.
"!!!"
"The Bodhisattva is joking!"
"I will never reconcile with Xiao Xitian!"
Raise your hands to abstain from sex, as if you are swearing to the sky.
"You know, my master died because of them. How can I be good to them?! These years, I seemed to be bought by women and couldn't resist their honey trap. In fact, I was just playing along with them~!"
"It seems like I'm indulging in the land of pleasure, but in fact, I'm just giving and gathering information!"
"I have inside information about Xiao Xitian."
"I wish to serve the Bodhisattva!"
"That's good."
"I'm not afraid of you doing something reckless. If you dare to do so, I can kill you before I die." Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.
I quit masturbating but I want to cry.
but···
At this moment, a sense of ruthlessness began to grow in my heart.
It is false to use a trick against someone else.
Over the years, he has indeed been obsessed with the beauty trap and cannot extricate himself.
But the fundamental reason is that he is helpless and does not have enough strength to resist all this. Rather than being powerless, he might as well fall into their beauty trap.
At least I can get some benefit back, right?
But, it is true that we cannot coexist with them!
Now, Gatling Bodhisattva blows the whistle, maybe... it really is an opportunity.
At worst, I can just give him a fight!
Who is afraid of whom?
When a person dies, the birds turn to the sky. Over the years, I have abstained from sex and slept with so many beautiful women. It’s enough.
Besides, before you die, you have to take a few people with you, right?
"No, I have to say something nice to the Buddha later, and ask him to kill my enemy first when he takes action!"
(End of this chapter)