Chapter 224 What are you talking about? Accompany me to the West, or send you to the West
It's really hard to bear and hold it in!
But you know what, there is really nothing wrong with Gatling Bodhisattva's logic.
They are not pornographic at all, but you are selling them to others as if they were pornographic discs. Isn't this bullying honest people?
They buy it and are so excited that they take off their pants and prepare the paper. And you let them watch Calabash Brothers for the whole night? Who can tolerate this?
Ordinary people may just have to suffer this loss in silence, but the dwarf mule...
cough.
Then again, the dwarf mule wouldn't call the police.
If you were better off, you would have fought back directly.
But the Gatling Bodhisattva had just become a dwarf mule, with no money, no power and no influence... The guy who sold pirated discs must be regretting it now, right?
But I have to say, this is really fun, hey.
I can laugh for a year.
"You're laughing at me!"
Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly reacted and stared at Lin Fan with an 'unfriendly' expression.
“No~!”
"You're obviously laughing at me, and you never stop!"
"Really? I just... just what?"
"Think of happy things."
"What's the happy news?"
"My sow has given birth."
"..., you are still feeding pigs?" Gatling Bodhisattva was stunned: "Can you get rich by feeding pigs in Xianwu Continent?"
"That's not clear, but we in the Lanyue Sect do raise a lot of livestock and poultry. Even if we don't sell them, they are good to eat."
“···”
"Good boy, changing the subject, eh?"
"Hahaha, you found out, senior."
"Hey, you kid!!!"
Gatling Bodhisattva also laughed out loud.
Then, he took the initiative to tell many interesting stories about his time in the underworld.
For example, he once fought in an underground boxing ring in order to get promoted, and was almost beaten to death. In the end, he barely won by biting ears and poking eyes, and then became a small leader...
People in the underworld call him Brother Feilong.
Privately, he is called Brother Chuishui~
For example, he once slept with the eldest brother's woman~
He also fought with Wang Bao from the West District.
I also heard that a leader of the neighboring gang was killed by a young man named Abu who fought against a hundred people alone.
The most surprising thing is that there are actually a few masters who look very similar to this young man. One is called Luo Tianhong, and the other is a martial arts champion from the mainland named Gao Gang...
Lin Fan listened to and pondered these interesting stories.
I secretly thought something was wrong!
Logically speaking, there is no need for Gatling Bodhisattva to lie.
If what he said is true, then the world before Gatling Bodhisattva traveled through should not be a simple Young and Dangerous movie world, but a comprehensive Hong Kong movie world~
Who is Wang Bao?
That fat guy!
Abu who fought against hundreds of people alone? Isn't that from Langya?
As for Luo Tianhong, he is another figure who is competing for the title of general.
As for Gao Gang, he is a character in “Black Fist”.
As for how they look alike... how could they not look alike? All three are played by 'Jing Ge'!
The Battle of the Three Capitals!
That is to say, Wang Bao's subordinate 'Aji' is too elusive, and perhaps Gatling Bodhisattva doesn't recognize him. Otherwise, it wouldn't be the Three Capitals, but the 'Four Capitals'~
Moreover, Gatling Bodhisattva also knows Liang Kun and calls him a bastard all the time.
The background and composition of this world are indeed quite complicated.
Lin Fan was pondering.
But the pace of his steps did not slow down at all.
He walked away while chatting with Gatlin.
It was not until half a day later that Gatlin Bodhisattva suddenly sighed and said, "Forget it, the past is the past. No matter how much you miss it, you can't go back."
"Speaking of which, when I first came here, the reason why I joined Buddhism was because I heard that Buddhism had the lowest requirements for talent. As long as you have a ruthless hand and a ruthless heart, you will become a big boss sooner or later."
"I was thinking about going back again."
"I thought I could go back after becoming a 'big boss', but now it seems... I'm afraid I won't be able to go back in this lifetime."
"well."
He sighed and stared at Lin Fan: "Now, I can only dream about the original scene in the middle of the night."
"It's a bit chaotic, and even insecure, but it's fun."
"Don't worry so much, just mix it up."
“I miss my money~”
"I miss my little brothers."
"I miss my Hai Mimi too."
"Alas, I don't know what happened to my brothers after all these years. I'm afraid their ashes have all turned into ashes. I'm afraid my territory has been taken over by others a long time ago."
"What I'm more afraid of is the chaos, those bastards, touching the mess!"
"Damn it."
With a curse, Gatlin Bodhisattva put away his little emotion and thought: "It's a pity that I can't go back after all."
"What does that poem say?"
"Desire, what on earth do you want? It's not a young boy's tour."
"It's a pity that I'm uneducated."
"I can't remember, and I can't explain it well."
Lin Fan: “…”
"That sentence: I want to buy osmanthus flowers and plant wine together, but it doesn't sound like the journey of a young man?"
"Oh, yes, yes, those are the two sentences!"
Gatlin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up: "It's really well written! It perfectly fits my current mood."
Lin Fan nodded slightly.
Just as I was about to say a few words of comfort, I heard Gatling Bodhisattva suddenly change his tone: "That's right."
"What do these two lines of poetry mean?!"
Lin Fan: “?!?”
no.
Didn't you say that it suits your current mood?
And now you ask me what these two lines of poetry mean?
He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he didn't laugh at others.
Everyone has different backgrounds and living conditions. To put it bluntly, how many of those who are short mules are educated? And how many of them really want to be short mules?
Most of them are just influenced by the times and environment.
I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and take some wine with them to go boating on the water, but I don't have the heroic spirit of my youth.
It's a bit more impressive~
That is - the past cannot be retrieved, and memories are like a cold wind blowing away.
"Alas, you are a man of culture."
Gatlin Bodhisattva sighed again: "At the beginning, I just wanted to find a cultured and talented person to be my subordinate and serve as my military advisor."
"Just like that guy, Prime Minister Zhuge."
"But no one follows me."
"It's no use visiting my thatched cottage three times, you short mule... unless you become a big water pipe and successfully clean up your name, otherwise, there will always be no future for you."
"Well, let's not talk too much. We've arrived."
Gatling Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves.
Just a gentle wave.
In the wilderness that seemed to be empty, large pavilions and towers appeared.
Lin Fan frowned!
Before this, he hadn't discovered it!
"No, after this, I have to develop my own pupil technique as soon as possible."
"Even if you are a million miles away from having double pupils, you should at least have pupil skills. Otherwise, you won't be able to see anything and it's easy for you to find someone else's way."
Thinking about it.
Then Gatling Bodhisattva smiled and blew a breath.
Phew~
There are flashes of Sanskrit.
The formation that was inverted on the ground and protected the entire building complex suddenly melted like snow encountering the scorching sun, leaving a hole.
The most surprising thing was that the formation itself did not react at all.
It was as if nothing had happened.
"This formation is pretty good."
"It's because I met you. Otherwise, it wouldn't be that easy for ordinary people to get in."
He waved his hand gently, and while setting up a soundproof barrier, he whispered, "Follow me, don't make any noise, or the old guy will run away."
"If he runs away, our plan will be in more than 30% trouble!"
Lin Fan smacked his lips.
Obviously~
The owner of this place is also a big boss!
I just don't know who the other party is?
The two of them entered the formation carefully.
At the same time, Gatling Bodhisattva used a secret method to hide the movements and figures of the two people, and continued to approach the core area of the building.
“Smells so good~!”
As soon as he got closer, Lin Fan smelled an alluring aroma.
It's that meaty aroma~!
Very fragrant!
Even the meat of various spiritual beasts that we had eaten before was far inferior to this.
"As far as I can remember, the only thing that can compare to this is the aroma of meat stewing that I smelled when I was starving as a child and passed by someone's doorstep."
"In fact, the fragrance can't even compare to that. It's probably because I'm too hungry, plus it's a psychological effect..."
"What on earth is this stew?"
"Hey?"
"This old guy still knows how to eat."
"For so many years, he has lived a comfortable life, but this time, I want you to make some noise with me. Do you want to live a comfortable life by yourself?"
"dream!"
Gatlin muttered.
Lin Fan scratched his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
This Gatling Bodhisattva is really~~~
interesting!
Closer and closer.
As we got closer, the fragrance became stronger, but it was no longer realistic to continue diving deeper.
In front of us is a thatched hut.
It looks ordinary, but in fact it is blessed with "Buddha's light" and special powers.
And the door is closed now, how can I sneak in?
"Shh!"
Gatling Bodhisattva signaled Lin Fan not to make any noise, then rolled up his sleeves again and assumed a sprinting posture.
Before Lin Fan could figure out what he was going to do, he saw him suddenly rush out.
boom!
The tightly closed door of the thatched hut exploded instantly.
In a flash!
The speed was so fast that before Lin Fan's spiritual sense could even reach it, the thatched hut collapsed.
Then, a thin, old figure suddenly rushed out and fled.
"Is it you, old man? Are you crazy?!"
"Where are you running!?"
Gatlin snorted coldly and attacked forcefully!
In an instant, Gatling appeared in his hand.
With a cigar in his mouth, he took a step forward, stepped on the pile of rubbish in front of him, and then pulled the trigger.
Woo~~~Da da da da!
Under the vibration of recoil, the fat on the face of Gatling Bodhisattva was swaying.
The terrifying rotation speed and firing rate were simply incredible. Even if Lin Fan tried his best to use his spiritual sense to perceive it, he couldn't count it. In just a moment, he didn't know how many bullets were fired.
Fortunately, the Gatling gun did not aim at the opponent, but just fired a burst of bullets close to the opponent's scalp.
But that 'unique skill of suppressing the gun' also made Lin Fan amazed.
"With this kind of power and this kind of firing rate, how strong must the recoil be? And he can still control the gun perfectly. His physical fitness is truly amazing. Can I only say that he is worthy of being a senior boss?"
He sighed inwardly.
The power of this Gatling gun is really great!
Every bullet was outrageous, causing the space to explode, and there was even some charm that I couldn't understand 'permeating' it.
He even felt that each shot from this thing was more powerful than a full-strength shot from his Barrett!
What’s even more terrible is that this Gatling gun can probably make 36,000 revolutions in one breath!
One turn, six shots.
Over 100,000 rounds in one breath, each one is more powerful than the current Barrett full-power bullet, and it is likely to be much more powerful, who the hell can withstand this? !
Lin Fan couldn't stand it.
And the thin old man obviously couldn't bear it.
He didn't dare to run anymore. When Gatlin made his move, he suddenly stopped and turned around, looking hopeless and asking, "Gatlin, what on earth are you going to do?"
"I have no grudge against you, nor do I have any grudge against Mahayana Buddhism. Why are you looking for trouble with me?"
"Who said I came to cause trouble for you?"
Gatling Bodhisattva put away the Gatling gun and waved to him gently: "Come down!"
"Come down and tell me!"
The old man wanted to curse.
Your bullet was right next to my scalp, just half an inch away, just half an inch away, and I would have lost my head!
You told me you weren't going to cause trouble for me???
Isn't this bullshit?
But the situation is stronger than people.
He did not dare to curse out loud, so he could only lower his head and stand not far from Gatling Bodhisattva and Lin Fan.
That is now~
The space behind Gatling Bodhisattva was "broken" one after another, and one "bullet" after another actually returned on its own, and was then collected by Gatling Bodhisattva with a wave of his hand.
Lin Fan nodded secretly after watching this: "Sure enough, Senior Gatling's Gatling has also been modified. Otherwise, how could it be so powerful?"
"No, it shouldn't be called Explosive Change, it should be called... Immortal Change Gatling?"
"What's going on?" Lin Fan was thinking, but the old man felt uneasy.
Damn it!
I have been at home for thousands of years, never gone out, and never caused any trouble!
I have been law-abiding these years and haven't offended anyone. I thought I could "live the rest of my life in peace." But, I was just staying at home, eating hotpot and singing songs, when I was suddenly shot by a Gatling gun!
The house collapsed.
Almost got shot in the head.
Who the hell can I go to for justice?
Damn!
At this moment, Gatling Bodhisattva moved the cigar from the left corner of his mouth to the right corner of his mouth, and said with a fake smile: "Why, are you still afraid that this Bodhisattva will sneak attack you?"
"Don't you see how weak you are? If I want to kill you, I can do it easily. Why would I waste my time talking to you?"
"Besides, if you want to get involved in this business, you have to keep your word!"
"If I say I'll kill your whole family, I'll kill your whole family. If I say I'll talk to you, I'll talk to you!"
"sit down!"
"What did you eat just now? It smells so good. Take it out and let's eat together!"
The old man was numb.
"That's my pet!"
"Your pet?" Gatlin sneered, "Don't I know you? Your pet is meant to be eaten, why are you acting so miserable?"
"Is your saliva about to flow out of the corners of your eyes?"
Old man: “…”
Are you trying to tear me down again?!
How outrageous!
It would be fine if you were the only one here, but there are outsiders here too!
He was speechless, but he could only take out the hot pot from the storage bag obediently~
Of course, not modern hot pot.
Rather, it is the 'hot pot' that suits the current era.
The pot was bubbling and the tempting aroma wafted out again.
Gatling Bodhisattva's eyes suddenly lit up. He waved his hand, produced an octagonal table and three chairs, and invited the two to sit down.
He introduced the old man, "This is my little brother, a fellow villager~!"
"Tang Wu, Tang Shen Wang~"
"The man who is destined to become a god and a king in the future!"
The old man was shocked.
I couldn't help but look at Tang Wu a few more times.
There has never been anyone who could be so flattered by that old bastard Gatlin.
The one who is destined to become the God-King in the future?
Wouldn't this mean that he would at least have a divine body by his side and endless adventures would come to him?
Gatlin Bodhisattva didn't care what he thought and introduced Lin Fan: "Don't be fooled by the fact that he has a few hairs now. He is actually a bald donkey. It's just that he is not in tune with many Buddhist sects because he is not perverted enough, so he has been excluded."
"In the end, I couldn't make it any longer, so I lived in seclusion here and never left again."
"The Dharma name is Sandian."
"Old thing!"
Sandian cursed: "How can you introduce people like this?"
"But there is one thing I haven't said. It's true that I don't fit in because I'm not perverted enough. Buddhism? Buddhism today... Bah!"
"What the hell is that!"
He cursed a few times, but had no intention of talking in detail.
Lin Fan was not in a hurry either, he just clasped his fists and said, "Senior San Dian."
"Well, the young are to be feared."
Sandian didn't know Lin Fan's background, so he didn't want to talk nonsense, so he said that young people are to be feared, and then he took out the bowls and chopsticks and set them aside while saying, "Old man, what on earth do you want to see me for?"
"If you have something to say, say it now! If you have to fart, fart now!"
"What bullshit are you talking about? Eat first, eat first!"
Gatling Bodhisattva is really greedy.
This thing... smells so good!
The red, stewed-tender pieces of meat were as big as a fist and smelled delicious at first glance.
Lin Fan was also swallowing his saliva wildly.
Nothing else to say.
At least in Lin Fan's two lifetimes as a human, the cooking skills of these three crazy monks are definitely the best, and the second one is still a long way behind.
"Then eat!"
I feel a little distressed for Sandian, but the situation is stronger than people.
And it seemed that Gatling Bodhisattva didn't really want to attack him, so he was not that worried anymore, and he personally served a bowl to each of them.
Lin Fan blinked and stared into the pot.
You know what, there really is some in the pot, and... a lot of it!
He thought to himself that it was awesome.
Just now, he was still muttering in his heart, how small this pot is!
It is only slightly bigger than the palm of an adult man. It may be enough for one person, but how can it be enough for three people?
As a result, three full bowls of meat and soup were served. At first glance, it seemed that there was not a drop in the "stuff" in the pot!
Now he understood.
Obviously, Sandian really knows how to have fun.
This pot actually uses both Sumeru and mustard seeds, and contains profound spatial laws. It looks like the size of a palm, but in fact, it can hold a lake!
Maybe even an ocean?
"Brother Tang, eat. You're welcome. There's more after you finish."
Sandian invited Lin Fan to start eating, but he was madly complaining in his heart: "As expected of a fellow villager brought by this old bastard. He hasn't even started eating yet, but he's already staring at the pot?"
"I'm afraid I'll bleed a lot today..."
"Eat, eat, eat. Don't be polite to this old guy. Although he looks crazy, no one can compare to him when it comes to food. Back then, I often asked him for money."
Gatling Bodhisattva grinned and began to eat with relish.
After one sip, his eyes lit up.
"It smells good. It really smells good!"
"San Dian, your skills have improved again!"
"Cool!"
As he spoke, he took out his treasured fairy wine, filled their glasses, and then drank it down without stopping.
Lin Fan also took a bite.
then···
Almost jumped up and down!
“Smells so good!”
A fragrance that cannot be described in words.
The fragrance is so sweet that it penetrates deeply into the soul.
The taste is also wonderful.
It's soft and glutinous but not mushy, yet a little chewy, with fat and meat interspersed, and the fragrance is so delicious that you'll be stunned by it!
What's even more amazing is that this meat contains rich 'essence' and 'vitality', which can help people practice and increase physical strength!
How can this be called delicious food?
This is clearly a pot of precious medicine!
"this···"
"Could it be dragon meat?"
Lin Fan was surprised and asked.
"Where are the dragons?"
As Sandian devoured the meal, he muttered, "But it does have some dragon blood in it, although it's extremely rare."
"It's a three-headed dragon dog. I've raised it for more than 10,000 years, and it's already at the eighth level! I feed it elixirs every day, teach it how to practice, and help it break through, all for this day!"
"You are lucky."
He felt even more pain.
Is it tasty?
Of course!
Amazing results?
That's a must!
I spent a lot of time and effort to raise this, it would be strange if it doesn’t taste good.
I could have eaten it for several years.
As a result, now they have split the money... I feel sad.
“It’s dog meat!”
Lin Fan suddenly realized.
No wonder it smells so good.
A big dog in the eighth realm, with a little dragon bloodline, how could it not be attractive?
Unfortunately, I am just a scarecrow and can only get a taste of it, but the benefits of helping with cultivation will be wasted.
However~
It smells so good!
He also started eating with a grunt.
Three grown men started to rob like crazy.
"Don't just eat it!"
"drink!"
Halfway through the meal, Gatling Bodhisattva yelled, "San Dian, don't accuse me of taking advantage of you. This is good wine, brewed by the gods, and it's no worse than your dog meat hot pot!"
“That’s more like it!”
The three epilepsy patients were treated with intravenous irrigation immediately.
Lin Fan also took a bite.
Then he blushed.
It's not that you can't drink alcohol, but this wine is too "high-end", the energy in it is too rich, and the medicinal effect is too strong. Even a scarecrow will feel a little "too weak to be nourished".
"Cool!"
The three of them immediately ate and drank voraciously, all turning into big eaters.
After all, they all have cultivation experience, so their appetites are naturally far beyond that of ordinary people.
In the end, Gatling Bodhisattva couldn’t eat any more and actually started packing up!
That dog meat hotpot, including the soup and meat, must have weighed about a thousand kilograms.
Then~
He directly handed it to Lin Fan along with the storage bag: "Take it back and eat it slowly."
Lin Fan rubbed his hands: "How can this be so embarrassing?"
Then take it.
Gatling Bodhisattva laughed loudly: "If you have such shameless energy, you are suitable to be a short mule. If you are under my command, you will be reused and become a big shot in two years at most."
"Becoming a top horse is a natural thing."
"When the time comes, blow the whistle, tsk tsk~"
"pity···"
Having said that, he suddenly felt a little lonely.
Lin Fan was also silent for a while.
Let’s travel through time... There are naturally benefits to traveling through time.
But not traveling through time is not all bad.
And no matter what the past was like, there are always things worth remembering, except, of course, for the miserable ones.
"Oh, let's not talk about that."
"Nine out of ten gangsters are unlucky. Don't learn from them."
“I had no choice at the time.”
After saying.
Gatling Bodhisattva seemed to have suddenly remembered something important and patted the table: "Put away the hot pot."
Do I need you to tell me?
Sandian was furious in his heart, rolling his eyes, and put away the hot pot and dishes.
"Go ahead."
"What on earth are you looking for me for, old man?"
"You didn't think I was having a good time and came to eat for free, did you?"
"If so, you have to give me an explanation."
"Although my thatched cottage is simple, I have lived here for thousands of years, so I have feelings for it!"
"You have to pay!"
"pay?"
Gatling Bodhisattva smiled and said, "Okay, I'll pay for it."
"I'll give you a little paradise as compensation, do you want it?"
Three Dian: “???”
He was confused.
Then he cursed: "Everyone says I'm crazy, but I think you, old man, are the real crazy one!"
"You know I don't get along with them, and I don't have your strength, but you let me go to Xiao Xitian? You might as well kill me?"
"You're still giving me a small paradise to pay for. If you want me to be hacked to death or to die, just say it directly. There's no need to beat around the bush."
"Is this Bodhisattva that kind of person?"
Gatling Bodhisattva picked up the cigar again, took a deep breath, and then continued: "If it were just you, you would indeed be courting death, but don't you still have me, Bodhisattva?"
"To tell you the truth, this Bodhisattva is leaving."
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows.
Leaving?
Where are you going?
He can't be going to die, right?
Then there is only one possibility... about to ascend?!
hiss!!!
“Huh?!”
Sandian was surprised, but he said mercilessly: "You old thing are finally leaving?"
"It's really a disaster that will last for thousands of years!"
"No, it's been tens of thousands of years."
"I thought you were going to die here."
"Bullshit."
Gatling Bodhisattva curled his lips: "I'm not here to argue with you."
"If I wanted to leave, I would have left long ago. The reason I stayed here is to find a successor. Unfortunately... the environment is like this, I can't find a decent one."
"During this period of time, I have also figured it out."
"Find a successor? Leave the problem to him to solve?"
"But why?"
"They are living a good life, but you suddenly add such a heavy burden to them. Do they owe me? Or do they owe it to all living beings?"
After flicking the ash off his cigarette, Gatling Bodhisattva took another deep puff, and the flame flickered as his lungs passed through in an epic manner. "You loser, you can't even solve this problem yourself, and you're leaving it to your successor?"
"If this isn't a street fighter, what is it?"
"So, I decided to solve the problem before leaving."
"If there is a successor, we can fight one more battle, and the successor will have one less battle, or even no longer have to fight."
"We're all leaving anyway, so why not make a big fuss?"
He looked at Lin Fan and blurted out a few words in his hometown dialect: "Pounce on your mother, I've blown all the rotten and smelly ones, are you afraid of them?"
Lin Fan: “…”
It tastes just right. It tastes just right.
This is the pure flavor of Young and Dangerous~
However, he did not expect that Gatling Bodhisattva would think this way.
If you fight one more battle, your descendants will have to fight one less battle...
Lin Fan was still unclear about the situation in the Western Regions and Buddhism, but it was obvious that Gatlin Bodhisattva, a person within Buddhism, already hated it.
In fact, he was once a short mule in the underworld.
If even he was so disappointed, what is the current situation of Buddhism?
Lin Fan couldn't help but be secretly surprised.
Buddhism~~~
I'm afraid it has already rotted beyond recognition!
"You're really good at talking."
"You are very strong, everyone knows that."
"But can you beat them?"
"Why would we have to wait until now if we could call?"
Sandian was somewhat moved, but he still sneered: "Not to mention that the corruption and darkness of the entire Buddhist sect has already penetrated into the bones, even if it is just Xiao Xitian, you may not be able to break through it!"
"You are right."
Gatling Bodhisattva took off his cigar and laughed: "It is true that I may not be able to penetrate it, so, didn't I come to find you?"
"Let's do it together."
"Haven't you already been fed up with those bastards?"
Three Dian: “?!?”
"Old man, you are crazy!"
"You really want to take me with you to die?!"
He made a lot of noise.
Lin Fan watched and listened quietly at the side.
He had no say in this matter.
I can't even get involved.
Obviously, this Sandian is also a tough guy, at least a big shot in the 'middle' stage of the ninth realm, and he has probably at least stepped onto the fourth or fifth level of the immortal platform.
Not to mention the clone, even if the real body was here, he could only kneel down and sing "Conquer".
Even he was so scared that he was not even sure about Gatling Bodhisattva, who was about to ascend to heaven...
There's nothing I can do about it.
The reason I can get some benefits is because Gatling Bodhisattva takes care of my fellow countrymen.
It’s better not to be clever at this time.
Faced with the three epilepsy's loud noise and urgency.
Gatling Bodhisattva slowly blew out a smoke ring: "Stop talking nonsense."
"You are accompanying me to the West."
"Or should I send you to the west?"
Gatlin is back!
Lock on the three monsters at close range.
The latter were all numb.
"You... you damn..."
Sandian finally obeyed and did it.
After all, Gatling Bodhisattva is really unreasonable!
He is very powerful, and his magic weapon is extremely powerful.
If I don't agree, I won't have to go to the west to die, I will be killed now.
If you agree to go to the West, at least you can live longer.
and···
There was an inexplicable sense of anticipation in Sandian's heart.
Buddhism is really too corrupt and dark nowadays. These things are not good to be told to outsiders!
So the two of them tacitly agreed not to tell Lin Fan.
But they know better than anyone else the terrible state of Buddhism today.
It seems glamorous, but in fact it is simply outrageous, so it’s better not to mention it.
Sandian had wanted to change before, but he was excluded everywhere because he was "out of tune". Later, he gave up and decided to live his own life and not care about anything anymore.
Gatling Bodhisattva has been persisting all the time. Before, he wanted to accept a disciple, train him well, and even pass on Gatling to him, so that he could change everything.
But after Su Yan's incident, he suddenly changed his mind.
Let the younger generation solve the problems that you can't handle yourself?
So incompetent!
At worst, I'll just fuck him and die.
But if you can't die~
It can extend the life of Buddhism for another million years!
This bomb will explode sooner or later!
If I try to clear it myself, many people may die, and I may be cursed for eternity. Even if I don't die in the battle, I will be dealt with by the Buddha above after I go up.
But it is better than this thunder erupting completely, and then the Buddhist sects, big and small, being targeted by the other seven regions and one state!
The human heart.
Gatling Bodhisattva sighed.
Then, he waved his hand to completely wipe out this piece of 'waste', and said, "Let's go!"
Sandian's eyebrows jumped: "Where are we going?"
"Looking for someone!"
"You don't think that we can turn the world upside down just by the two of us, do you?"
“···”
Sandian wanted to curse, but after hearing this, he breathed a sigh of relief.
I really want to say... I'm really afraid that you, this old bastard, will go crazy and take me with you to fight to the death.
Although I am not afraid of death, if I die like this and cannot change anything, wouldn't it be a waste of my life?
"Who are you looking for?"
“···”
"Abstain from sex."
"That old pervert?!" Sandian was surprised.
Lin Fan was even more surprised.
Good Guys...
What a weird combination!
A Gatling Buddha, who is involved in gangs. His Gatling gun can spin over 36,000 times in one breath.
A crazy, ruthless hipster who eats the pet he has raised for ten thousand years just because he wants to.
What we are looking for now is a 'senior monk' named Jiese.
Moreover, he's a pervert?
Old pervert, call me to quit...
So, it is because we are too lustful that we are asked to abstain from sex?
But, can this also lead to Buddhism?
He suddenly reacted.
There seems to be something wrong with Buddhism.
No one takes the precepts seriously?!
Gatling is fine, he is a gangster, it is normal for him to be more Lu Zhishen than Lu Zhishen, there is nothing wrong with him.
This three lunatics...
At least he is addicted to drinking and eating meat, and is a big offender.
He calls those who abstain from sex an old pervert, so needless to say what kind of person he is. It is unlikely that he will honestly abide by the precepts. So, in the final analysis, these Buddhist bigwigs are all "bullies"?
······
Half a day later.
Lin Fan was enlightened.
Sandian said that he would go and talk to Jiesexing first, and Lin Fan followed to watch the fun and broaden his horizons.
Then···
They actually found...something in a temple!
And there are a lot of beautiful women!
This made Lin Fan think of the temple in Asan, and he felt sick.
Mad...
It's not that it's not allowed. Love between men and women is normal. As long as both parties are willing, even if you have a hundred or a thousand of them, even if you are just playing with a lizard, Lin Fan will express his "respect".
But this is a Buddhist temple after all!
Still playing this kind of thing?
What if you build it outside?
Even if you go to a brothel?
I have to look at it with a higher eye!
So you guys resorted to this trick?!
"Three epilepsy?"
"You were hiding, why did you come to me?"
Jie Se is a fat, big-eared monk with lipstick marks all over his face and the scent of rouge on his body can be smelled from ten miles away.
Seeing Sandian, he was very surprised: "You have been hiding for thousands of years, do you want to enter the world?"
"If you want to enter the world, don't come looking for me!"
"I don't want to be ostracized and hated by everyone like you."
"Don't come to me if you have any problem."
"There are so many beauties, I can't even play with them all, how can I have the mood to accompany you to do anything?"
Three Dian: “…”
"Abstain from sex."
He said earnestly: "You are a good person, and you have a good heart, but you are a little lustful."
"Back then, weren't you targeted and excluded because of those things? It's because you are strong, otherwise, you would have died long ago."
"How come you can be bribed by just some beauties?"
"You are lustful, but not to this extent, right?"
Jie Se glared: "What do you mean it's not that bad?"
"That's just me!"
"I am just lustful, otherwise why did my master name me Jie Se?"
"Go away, I don't want to hear anything."
Abstain from sex: “···”
"You don't care about your master's death?" Sandian wanted to persuade him again.
"Mad!"
“Get lost!”
Jiese was furious: "Get out!"
"If you don't get out of here, I'll fight you!"
"If you can't beat me, spread the news and say that you, Sandian, are about to come back to the world and blow the whistle to shake people, so that you..."
“Woo~~~Da da da da!”
He didn't finish his words.
A shuttle swept over.
The speed is too fast!
Jie Se didn't even have time to dodge and was blown up in an instant.
"ah!!!"
He screamed, but luckily he was strong enough and recovered in an instant. However, he was almost frightened and turned around abruptly.
That is right now.
Holding a cigar in his mouth, the Gatling Bodhisattva who was standing on the ground with a Gatling stick said in a domineering and cool manner: "San Dian, why are you wasting your words on him?"
"I'll give you three breaths of time."
"If you don't follow me, I'll beat you to death~!"
"you?!"
I am numb from quitting masturbation.
"It turned out to be Gatling Bodhisattva."
"You are joking, you are joking."
"I have heard of the name of Bodhisattva a long time ago. From now on, I will follow your lead. Whatever you say is what I will do. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west."
"You make me poop, but I won't fart."
"That's more like it."
Putting away the Gatling gun, Gatling Bodhisattva said quietly, "It would have been better if you did this earlier. Why waste your time talking?"
Three Dian: “…”
Abstain from sex: “…!”
Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier that it was Gatlin's idea? If you had told me earlier, wouldn't I have agreed?
"Yes, yes, but Bodhisattva, what exactly are we going to do?"
He is abstaining from sex, afraid of death, and lustful, but he is very smart.
Gatlin can even be asked to personally take action, and even has to mobilize others...
How strong is the opponent? !
"It's very simple, go to Xiao Xitian."
"Remove the bomb that could explode at any time yourself."
Gatling Bodhisattva spoke lightly.
"Fuck Xiao Xitian?!"
Jie Se's whole body trembled, and he almost shook like a sieve.
"Why, are you scared?"
"I'll give you a chance to regret it."
Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.
The Gatling gun that had just been put away reappeared.
"!!!"
"The Bodhisattva is joking!"
"I will never reconcile with Xiao Xitian!"
Raise your hands to abstain from sex, as if you are swearing to the sky.
"You know, my master died because of them. How can I be good to them?! These years, I seemed to be bought by women and couldn't resist their honey trap. In fact, I was just playing along with them~!"
"It seems like I'm indulging in the land of pleasure, but in fact, I'm just giving and gathering information!"
"I have inside information about Xiao Xitian."
"I wish to serve the Bodhisattva!"
"That's good."
"I'm not afraid of you doing something reckless. If you dare to do so, I can kill you before I die." Gatling Bodhisattva smiled.
I quit masturbating but I want to cry.
but···
At this moment, a sense of ruthlessness began to grow in my heart.
It is false to use a trick against someone else.
Over the years, he has indeed been obsessed with the beauty trap and cannot extricate himself.
But the fundamental reason is that he is helpless and does not have enough strength to resist all this. Rather than being powerless, he might as well fall into their beauty trap.
At least I can get some benefit back, right?
But, it is true that we cannot coexist with them!
Now, Gatling Bodhisattva blows the whistle, maybe... it really is an opportunity.
At worst, I can just give him a fight!
Who is afraid of whom?
When a person dies, the birds turn to the sky. Over the years, I have abstained from sex and slept with so many beautiful women. It's enough.
Besides, before you die, you have to take a few people with you, right?
"No, I have to say something nice to the Buddha later, and ask him to kill my enemy first when he takes action!"
(End of this chapter)
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