Chapter 225 Journey to the West~! Gatlin only plays in the peak game-monthly ticket plus more
"Where are we going next?"
"Go straight to Xiao Xitian?"
After secretly negotiating with Gatling Bodhisattva, I no longer had any worries about quitting masturbation.
The Bodhisattva has promised to kill his enemies first once the war breaks out. With the strength of Gatling Bodhisattva, he will surely be able to avenge himself. Since he is sure that he can take revenge, there is nothing to be afraid of.
Just do it!
He doesn't give face to anyone who comes.
"What's the hurry?"
"Not stable enough, keep shaking people~"
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This time, getting people was particularly smooth.
But to Lin Fan's surprise, the one who shook the candle this time was not some Buddhist leader, but a Demon King!
In other words, a powerful temple's 'spiritual pet'!
A 'fish monster'~!
Lin Fan had learned before that it was very difficult for the demons to survive in the Western Regions, as almost all of their territory was occupied by the Buddhist sect. Moreover, the Buddhist sect needed to establish its authority and make its believers "loyal", so it had to "establish its authority".
All kinds of monsters~
Naturally, it is the only way to establish authority and demonstrate the strength of Buddhism.
Therefore, the demon tribe in the Western Regions, no matter how strong or weak they are, can hardly move forward.
But~
There are exceptions to the rules~!
'Wild monsters' are monsters and will be dealt with by Buddhism. If monsters sit at home, disasters will come from Buddhism. But monsters with official organizations are not monsters anymore. They are 'auspicious signs' and 'auspicious animals'.
Anyway, whatever Buddhism says is what it is.
Just give it a random name, be "converted" by a certain eminent monk, become a "auspicious beast", a "spiritual pet", or the mount of a certain big shot, and then you have an organization.
As long as it has a job, no Buddhist will bother it.
In this way, we can survive in the Western Regions.
The price is loss of freedom.
Compared with losing one's life, losing freedom seems to be nothing.
Although···
Most of them wanted to run away before, but failed.
Many others were captured from the other seven regions and one state.
So~
There are still many registered monsters in the Western Regions today.
And these organized ones, whether they are 'spiritual pets' or mounts, are basically quite powerful.
Weak~
Even the bigwigs of Buddhism look down on it.
Not to mention the big guys, even the 'little guys' look down on him.
This time, the spiritual pet that Gatling Bodhisattva is looking for is the spiritual pet of the "Fawang Temple".
"The Fawang Temple is not ranked high, but due to the existence of its spiritual pets, its status is not low." Jiese happily explained to Lin Fan: "Brother Tang, do you know why?"
Lin Fan: “…”
"Is this pet very powerful?"
“Not bad~!”
"Brother Tang is extremely witty and intelligent!" Jiesexing praised: "That's right!"
"This spirit pet is a bighead carp. It is very powerful, especially in the water. If we fight, Sandian and I may not be its opponents."
"It is because of this bighead carp that the monks in the Dharma King Temple can act so arrogantly and do whatever they want."
Lin Fan: “…”
Good job.
Is this as smart as a demon?
Isn't this something that any normal person can guess? Besides being strong enough, is there any other explanation?
You are really giving face, but you are also really bragging!
But they were giving him face, and it was him who was bragging. It would be hard to expose this, and it would not give him face, right? Lin Fan could only pretend that he had not guessed it.
"I see!"
"In this case, this fish monster is indeed extremely powerful."
"Of course, but you, Brother Tang, will surely be more powerful than it in the future."
Another awkward moment of praising abstinence from sex.
In fact, he is helpless.
Damn, what kind of team is this!
Boss Gatling Bodhisattva... This guy is crazy! It's better not to provoke him if you can.
The 'second one' is crazy?
He is not crazy, but he is a lunatic.
You never know when the disease will relapse.
How to chat?!
But Jiesexing is a chatterbox. Looking around, he finds that Tang Wu is the only one who is the easiest to talk to and communicate with in the team.
As for bragging~
This has been a habit for many years.
It can't be changed.
Anyway, you should speak to people in a human way and to ghosts in a ghost way. Who doesn't want to hear good words? No matter who he is, as long as you flatter him, he will naturally be easy to talk to.
This is the experience of quitting porn~
"I understand the reason."
At this moment, Lin Fan pondered and said, "But since this pet is the guardian pet of the Dharma King Temple, it shouldn't be so easy for it to go with us, right?"
"Even if it agrees, the Dharma King Temple won't allow it?"
"It's not the Fawang Temple's turn to refuse." Sandian sneered, "Many years ago, they had the qualifications."
"But ever since the founder of the Dharma King Temple ascended to heaven, the Dharma King Temple has had no successor. Its strength has been declining over the years. Now, there is not even a ninth level."
"If it weren't for the fish demon guarding it, it would have been completely wiped out by other Buddhists long ago."
"And that fish demon isn't a very good person either. The reason why he has been guarding the Dharma King Temple all these years is that he has been suppressed by restrictions."
"As long as Gatling Bodhisattva helps it destroy the ban, Dharma King Temple?"
"Maybe it swallowed it in one gulp!"
"I see!"
Lin Fan suddenly realized.
This is not strange or uncommon.
Very easy to understand!
Since Fawang Temple borrows the power of monsters, it is natural that it may be attacked back by the monsters.
If the Dharma King Temple had successors and talented people, the fish monster would certainly not be able to cause any trouble. What a pity~~~
But it cannot be said that the choice of the "ancestor" of Fawang Temple was wrong.
After all, if he hadn't left the fish monster behind, the Fawang Temple would have been destroyed long ago.
Although there is a risk of backlash now, at least the Fawang Temple has been living a prosperous life over the years.
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Inside the Dharma King Temple.
Gatling Bodhisattva walked by leisurely.
All the monks in the Dharma King Temple were unable to detect its existence.
Only in the pond filled with spiritual fluid at the deepest part of the Dharma King Temple, a huge head popped out: "Who?!"
"It's me."
Gatling Bodhisattva shouldered the Gatling gun, without dodging or avoiding, and went up to the opponent's "weak water", came to the edge of the pond, dug his mouth and said: "Eat shit, punk."
"You don't even recognize me?"
"Gatling?!"
The fish demon was shocked and quickly backed away until he reached the edge of the pond and asked, "What are you doing here?!"
"I have already apologized for what happened back then!"
“Then was then, and now is now!”
"You know what I'm saying~"
"I'm really angry right now!" Gatling Buddha pops out his booger~
"Forehead···!"
The fish demon was at a loss, so she had to transform into a human form and quickly give the pond to Gatling Bodhisattva, so that he could go in to bathe and cool down. She even had to perform a show.
Um···
The fish demon is female.
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No words were spoken that night.
The next morning, the fish monster's mouth was swollen.
Mumbling, tears in her eyes.
It’s so bullying!
No, that’s too harsh on the fish!
Woo woo woo!
Didn't I just accidentally offend you back then? I've already apologized, but after all these years, you're still bullying me. If you're not strong enough, I can't beat you. Just wait and see how I deal with you!
hateful!
She felt crazy inside.
Gatlin Bodhisattva felt comfortable.
Then···
Gatling Bodhisattva placed the Gatling gun between the fish monster's eyebrows.
"Buddha?!"
The fish monster was almost scared to death.
Could it be that he sensed the curses I was saying in my heart? ? ?
This is going to kill myself!
Before she could think about it, Gatling Buddha opened fire...
Woo~~~Da da da da!
The fish monster's skull exploded and blew everywhere.
But soon, it recovered.
His face was still pale and terrified.
But then, I felt incredibly excited!
"I···"
"My restrictions are gone?!"
"Both the restrictions in the brain and the sea of consciousness have disappeared without a trace?!"
"nonsense."
Gatling Bodhisattva picked up the cigar again and said, "How can I fail if I personally take action?"
"That old fellow Dharma King was just born a few years earlier, otherwise, this Bodhisattva would have killed him."
"Is it amazing to ascend to the upper realm?"
"This Bodhisattva can easily break his restrictions!"
“Thank you, Bodhisattva!”
The fish demon was overjoyed.
"Don't be so quick to thank me."
Gatlin Bodhisattva's face was very cold: "I have done you a favor, I am afraid you will need to repay me with your life!"
"Um?!"
The fish monster was shocked.
Then, Gatlin Bodhisattva told his purpose.
The fish demon laughed.
"I know what it is."
"So that's what it is!"
"Oh!"
"I have long disliked Buddhism. Or rather, among the demons of the Western Regions and even the entire Xianwu Continent, who dislikes Buddhism?!"
"If it were anything else, I might still hesitate, but for this matter, why should I be afraid?"
"I will never regret dying!"
"Count me in!"
"good!"
Gatlin Bodhisattva nodded: "I was not wrong about you."
"But there's no need to be too pessimistic. You may not die on this trip."
"Anyway, let's talk first."
"If we can't talk, we'll fight!"
"You may not lose even if you fight~"
"Yes, Bodhisattva."
"But before that..."
The fish demon turned around and looked at the Dharma King Temple, where nothing seemed to have happened, with a fierce look in his eyes: "I need to fill my stomach."
"Amitabha."
"Buddha has mercy on me. This Bodhisattva cannot bear to see this."
Gatlin Bodhisattva chanted the Buddha's name, then closed his eyes and disappeared.
Hmm~
If you can't bear to see these, just ignore them.
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“Ah~!”
Covering the sky and the sun!
A huge fish head as big as the sky suddenly appeared in the sky, and its eyes were like the scorching sun!
Just one bite.
The entire Dharma King Temple disappeared completely.
All the monks, along with the Buddha statues, buildings, etc., disappeared.
Only a big pit remained, like a dried-up ocean.
Seeing this scene, Lin Fan’s scalp went numb and he almost suffered from gigantophobia!
It’s really fucking fierce!
He suddenly felt a little regretful that he had followed Xiao Ling'er here on this trip.
This is really eye-opening.
But having too many horizons is not necessarily a good thing.
These Ninth Realm bosses are more outrageous than each other. For example, this "huge" fish monster at the moment, Lin Fan has no doubt that if it gets bigger, it can swallow the earth in one gulp!
It's totally unreasonable.
"I suddenly understood a truth."
"Why do many 'seniors' in novels like to keep things secret? They even don't tell their juniors what the next realm is called or what abilities it has until they reach a certain realm?"
“知道太多，还真不见得是好事啊。”
“吓人就算了，主要是容易打击人。”
“特娘的，我本来以为自己本尊的实力已经不错了，状态全开、拼命之下，甚至能跟临时跨入第九境的那老家伙干的有来有回，甚至隐隐觉着，自己已经可以干第九境~”
“干不干的赢先不谈，至少是可以干一波的。”
“可现在看来，干个鬼啊。”
“免得面对这些家伙，真就是被秒的份儿。”
“惹不起，惹不起~！”
林凡暗自惊惧。
那大鱼却是一个转身变成一···皮肤偏红的美女，全身上下都水汪汪的，好像水特别多的样子，皮肤水嫩的有些过头。
她落地，先是与三癫和戒色打了个招呼，随即看向林凡，有些好奇。
“你就是菩萨说的唐神王唐武？”
“···”
“这个嘛···”
林凡脑瓜子一转，再联想到加特林菩萨的行事风格，突然就来了点兴趣，清了清嗓子，逼气满满道：“在下唐三葬。”
加特林菩萨一愣：“？？？！”
唐三藏？
这咋还玩儿上西游记了？
就好像是那些年轻人玩儿的什么···哦，考死扑类？
正好奇呢。
却听林凡又道：“葬天、葬地、葬众生。”
“！！！”加特林菩萨嘴角一抽，麻了。
三癫与戒色也是大张着嘴看向林凡。
都被吓到了。
三癫更是感觉自己大开眼界，学到了！
自己叫什么三癫啊？
叫三葬多牛逼？！
日后若是有机会···得改法号！
现在就算了，人家提出来的，当面改太丢人。
红皮多水美女则是大吃一惊：“阁下好大的气魄！”
“在下多鱼。”
“？？？”
“姑娘叫什么？”
“多鱼。”
林凡艰难点头：“好名字！”
多鱼···
不是多余就行。
不管怎么说，虽然这些大佬的实力很吓人，但有他们出手正面刚，自己负责小偷小摸取点不义之财，无疑会安全许多。
但这也让林凡从侧面看出小西天到底有多恐怖。
“与其说小西天有多恐怖，倒不如说这些大大小小的佛门有多恐怖。”
“但话又说回来，这也没毛病。”
“几乎相当于面对西域之地所有强大势力了，不恐怖才是怪事。”
“这叫啥？”
“···”
“加特林菩萨只打巅峰赛？”
林凡正琢磨着呢。
加特林菩萨却是突然灵机一动：“要不，咱们来个西天取经？”
“唐三葬你来当师父，咱们一路踩过去？”
“毕竟此行得师出有名，不然不合规矩，咱们也容易被围杀。”
“但若是师出有名，他们也不好不要颜面全力围杀，如此，咱们的胜算也会高出许多~！”他越说越觉得有道理，又道：“就说，你悲天悯人，乃是佛祖坐下金蝉子转世，在世活佛~！”
“你转世的目的，便是要前往小西天求取真经，并将真经传遍天下、引导世人、开创一个人人如佛的盛事！”
“但小西天故步自封，不愿意将经书交出来，你又刚转世不久，实力不足~”
“于是乎，佛祖指引我等汇聚于你身旁，拜你为师，一同前往西天求取真经···”
“甚至，为了阻止我等前往小西天，还暗中在一路山布下诸多劫难，对我等动手，迫于无奈之下，只能一路打过去~”
“足足历经九九八十一难，终于来到小西天脚下···”
三癫：“(⊙o⊙)？？？！”
你在说什么胡话！
这特么也太离谱了吧？
戒色：“嘶！不愧是菩萨，竟然在如此之短的时间之内便想出如此完美的计策，当真是妙不可言、妙不可言啊！”
“虽然听起来漏洞颇多，但却并非完全说不通，用此来当做出手的理由，已然足够了。”
“为天下众生而取经。”
“九九八十一难···”
“嘶！”
“一听就格外大气，大事可成啊！”
多鱼：“额，这？”
“咳。”
“一时间，我也分不清好坏，但若这个故事完整一些，每一难都颇为精彩的话，我想，或许会成为咱们西域最为出彩、最受民众喜爱、最是广为流传的话本，没有之一。”
佛门多年耕耘之下，西域众生，大多都已信佛。
信到发狂。
就算‘佛’让他们砍死自己父母妻儿，他们都会毫不犹豫那种。
这样一个精彩的‘佛门’话本传出，那还不引起轩然大波、让不知多少人喜爱？
“只是菩萨，您还会这个？”
“咳。”
加特林菩萨干咳一声，心中有那么一丢丢尴尬。
什么叫我还会这个？
这特么西游记谁没看过啊？
没看过还能没听过？
不过这时候他也没法解释，只能暂且认了，同时，丝毫未曾露怯道：“灵机一动罢了，不足挂齿。”
“且唐兄，你应当会一些实体分身秘术才是？”
“皆是，你本尊与我等一同行动，变做你仇敌的模样，就冒充是唐三葬~”
“分身去拿东西。”
“非但可以洗清嫌疑，还能给你的仇敌带去一些麻烦，何乐而不为？”
林凡：“(ΩДΩ)？！”
不是，菩萨你来真的？！
这是让我死啊！
他哭笑不得：“大丈夫生于天地之间，岂能郁郁···啊不对，是有所为有所不为，岂能如此？”
“我只是开个玩笑而已。”
“再则，我何德何能，当菩萨和三位前辈的师父？哪怕是假装也不行啊，我怕遭天谴。”
“依我看，还是菩萨你来当师父吧。”
“对外宣称是菩萨托梦便好，以你的身份地位与实力，无疑更好将此事传播出去。”
“且刚好师徒四人，加上我，岂不是五人了？”
“还有个事儿。”三癫提醒道：“唐三葬，葬天葬地葬众生，这岂是金蝉子转世所取的名字？”
“对呀！”
加特林菩萨瞪眼：“我丢！”
“就不能用宝藏的藏忽悠一番？”
“不过，我唐兄弟说的也没毛病，师徒四人合适，五人···总感觉多了一个。”
哼！
你们根本不懂，在我们这些穿越者心中，西游的含金量~
“那就这么定了。”
“咱们这便分开。”
加特林菩萨道：“唐兄，咱们就此分别，你且先潜行到小西天附近，等候消息便可。”
“我们这边会一路闹出大动静，到时候，你必然不可能毫无察觉。”
“待我们打起来之后，你再出手。”
“届时，以你的隐匿之术，加上我之前给你的那些好玩意儿，应当足以让你成功得手并全身而退。”
“之后，你便走吧。”
“咱们最好莫要再见面，免得惹火烧身。”
“至于我等···”
“有我等的宿命。”
“生也好、死也罢。”
“亦或是成功失败，都已不重要了，至少，我等努力过，拼过。”
“切记，切记！”
林凡动容，不由道：“前辈，或许还有其他法子，咱们何不再商量商量？”
他不知道加特林菩萨当年做了些什么，也不知道在穿越之前，他做扛把子的时候，是否干过坏事儿。
但至少，自己与他相识这段时间，加特林菩萨的为人真没的说。
霸道···那的确是霸道了些。
但人家却也并非是不讲道理。
混黑道的，人家讲道理、讲信用，已然是可圈可点了。
成功还好，若是失败···
此后，只怕是再无见面机会。
他想再争取一下。
“或许有其他法子，但我等不了了。”
加特林菩萨摆摆手：“你办事，我放心。”
“也别担心我有什么坏心思。”
“其实呢，就是看不惯他们的腐朽与黑暗，不想他们拿着那些资源再去干其他破事儿。”
“让你拿走，一了百了，顺便还能卖你个人情呢。”
林凡动容。
随即道：“那···我能帮上点什么？”
“要说能帮上什么···”
“若我成功了，也无需你做什么，日后若是能在上面相见，再请我喝一顿好酒便是。”
“但若是失败了···”
“待日后佛门暴雷，在你有能力的前提下，帮个小忙，找几个没什么坏心思、还没被污染的秃驴，保下他们，给佛门，留个传承吧。”
“！”
林凡吃惊。
这话说的···
佛门，几乎就等同于西域！
但听加特林菩萨这话中之意，是说一旦暴雷，佛门都要被彻底覆灭？？？
整个西域都要覆灭？
这···
这些大和尚到底是干了些什么破事儿，藏了什么雷啊！
如此恐怖？
太特娘的吓人了！
“你也别太担心。”
“不是强求，力所能及之下，帮个忙就行。”
“帮不了也没关系。”
“讲道理，就佛门现在干那些破事儿，一旦暴雷，必然是亿万家灯火都要熄灭，被抹除也怪不得别人，更没有半点冤枉。”
加特林菩萨挖了挖鼻孔，屈指一弹，鼻屎险些粘三癫身上，气的他脸都绿了。
“走着~！”
“徒儿们，随为师西行取经去吧~！”
他迈步而行，同时，身形变化。
从一个面相狰狞的糙老爷们儿，变成清秀国字脸大和尚，僧衣之外披着袈裟，看上去倒是文质彬彬的模样-——前提是不看其双眸。
三癫、戒色、多鱼对视一眼，也不知该说点啥。
与林凡道别之后，纷纷跟上。
此行，他们倒是不着急，一步步远去。
看着他们的背影，林凡心中却是掀起惊涛骇浪。
“在此之前，我还真有些担心，也不明白加特林菩萨为何要如此，但现在看来，是因为他对佛门失望透顶，故选择如此。”
“把东西给我···”
“则是为了不让那些家伙得逞、进一步埋更多雷？”
“如此一来，倒是全都说得通了。”
“不过···”
“希望你们能成功吧。”
“···”
穿越者，林凡已经遇到不少。
在此之前遇到且确认对方是穿越者的，都已收入门下，关系也很好。
可真正相处起来，让自己觉得最‘放松’的，反倒是相识不久的加特林菩萨。
他缺点很多~
譬如口头禅就是‘扑你阿母’等脏话、譬如太糙，很多时候不在乎细节、亦或是曾经作为扛把子或许干了不少坏事儿。
但与他相处，还真就最是轻松。
这是一种感觉。
说不清楚为什么，但就是有这种感觉。
“有没有什么法子，能帮上他们一把？”
林凡朝另外一个方向而去。
心里却是琢磨开来。
他在想，能否想个什么法子，帮点忙~
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“你传了他哪种隐匿之术？”
三癫好奇：“以他目前的修为，就算是你们大乘佛教最为顶尖的隐匿之术，也会被识破吧？”
“想要完成计划，无疑是痴人说梦。”
“的确，大乘佛教的隐匿之术虽强，但修炼之人众多，同一种秘术修行者，一眼便可看穿其他修行者的隐匿之法。”
“但~”
“谁说是我传他的隐匿之术？”
加特林菩萨嗤笑一声：“死扑街，莫非你以为我是胡乱吹嘘我唐兄弟？”
“我说，他将来注定要成神做祖，要成为神王···可并非吹嘘，而是我真这般认为！”
“再则。”
“怎么说话呢？什么你啊我的，懂不懂规矩？”
“现在要叫师父！”
“为师唐三藏~”
三癫：“···”
“我还唐三葬呢。”
“葬天葬地葬众生~”
“我丢雷楼某！”加特林菩萨当即开喷：“莫要胡说八道、胡言乱语！”
“演戏就要演全套，从现在开始，你就是我大徒弟，明白？”
“···”
“是是是。”三癫翻白眼，惹不起，我听话还不行吗？
“从现在起，你叫悟空。”
三癫：“？？？”
“戒色，从现在开始，你叫八戒。”
“额？”
戒色无语。
好嘛！
好家伙，我特么直呼好家伙。
原本只是戒色而已，结果你一下给我整出八戒了？这是让我死啊！什么都戒了，我还活个啥啊？
“多鱼，你叫悟净。”
多鱼倒是觉得没什么。
反正只是演戏而已。
“不对，我不服！”
戒色嚷嚷着：“凭什么他们一个叫悟空、一个叫悟净，而我叫八戒？”
“都是你徒弟的这个身份，难道我不该也叫悟什么？”
“有啊，悟能。”加特林菩萨似笑非笑。
戒色：“！！！”
悟能？那不是等同于无能吗？！
凭什么我叫无能？我看你特么是在针对我！
“少废话，瞪什么眼？”
“随为师走着~！”
他们再度出发，三癫却嘀咕道：“那我们是否也要变个模样？毕竟你都变了。”
“没这个必要。”
“我们只是整个由头，出手要有理有据，仅此而已，又不是不能暴露身份。”
“何况我虽然变了外形，但谁还认不出我咋滴？”
加特林菩萨摆摆手。
别说，他对自己现在的外形还挺满意。
毕竟这可是唐僧的外形。
要说帅，或许每个人理解的不同。
但唐僧长的威武俊朗，却是一定的。
嗯~
至少比他加特林菩萨的本来面目好看。
一路前行。
以他们的速度，哪怕是放慢脚程、未曾全速赶路，亦是在短时间内便跨越遥远路途，来到一一间寺庙之外。
不是什么大庙。
但也有不少信徒，庙里大小和尚近万。
“阿弥陀佛~”
加特林菩萨一马当先，寻到主持，便是乐呵呵一笑：“贫僧唐三藏，自东土···咳，说茬了，重来。”
主持与诸多大和尚：“？？？！”
什么鬼？！
却听这俊朗的大和尚又道：“贫僧唐三藏，乃佛祖座下金蝉子转世，为度化世人、弘扬佛法、求取真经而来。”
“还请这位主持行个方便。”
“行个什么方便？”
主持暗道晦气。
一大早就遇到个神经病！
虽然什么神佛转世、受神佛指引、有神佛托梦之类的说法，在佛门之内遍地都是，尤其是那些没什么地盘的，几乎每个有名气的和尚都会吹几句，为自己造势~
但那特么都是吹水的而已。
你还当真了？
自己在外面吹没人会说你什么，可你却跑到我这里来装，还想从老衲这里捞好处？想得倒美~！
当老衲是蠢货是吧？
他暗暗咒骂，嘴上也是毫不留情：“还金蝉子转世，你如何证明自己是金蝉子转世？”
“出家人不打诳语！”
唐三藏有个锤子的证据。
想来想去，也只想到一句出家人不打诳语。
毕竟他也没什么文化，就这还是从西游记里学的。
主持：“！！！”
神他妈出家人不打诳语。
老衲也是出家人。
当了几千年大和尚，大和尚打不打诳语、吹不吹牛批、扯不扯谎我还不知道吗？
你跟我在这儿闹呢？
他满头黑线，锃亮的脑门儿似乎都暗淡了不少：“哪里来的野和尚，也敢在我榕树寺胡言乱语？！”
“贫僧如何胡言乱语了？”
“主持你莫要乱说~！”
唐三藏又道：“贫僧为传播大乘佛法而来。”
“但若是你听不懂大乘佛法，贫僧也略通一些拳脚。”
榕树寺主持：“(＃￣～￣＃)？！”
好哇！
说来说去，感情你小子就是来找麻烦、干仗的是吧？
“岂有此理！”
“来呀，布罗汉阵，他竟敢辱没漫天神佛，今天定要叫这疯野和尚有来无回！”
他哇哇大叫。
一挥手，诸多武僧便冲出来，布下罗汉阵，准备干仗。
“阿弥陀佛。”
“阿弥那个陀佛啊~！”
唐三藏一声唏嘘：“看来，大乘佛法你们是听不懂了。”
“悟空···”
“师父~！”
演戏就要演全套。
三癫翻着白眼现身。
“拿下~！”
“是，师父！”
刚应下，三癫就要动手。
“等等！”
突然，榕树寺主持大惊失色，噗通一声跪倒在地：“三，三癫大师？！”
“您怎会在此？”
“认识我？”
三癫诧异。
却实在想不起来眼前之人是谁。
“见过，见过！”
“当年陀山之行，我师祖他老人家还请您吃过饭呢，误会，都是误会呀！”
榕树寺主持几乎被吓尿。
他不认识唐三藏。
但却认识三癫啊！
什么悟空？！
这特么分明是那个三癫大佬啊！
几万年前就已经是第九境的存在，跟他动手？
虽然不知道这其中到底有什么问题，但他却很清楚，傻哔才跟三癫动手！
然而，三癫却完全不给面子。
“没印象了。”
“呼~”
只是随便吹口气~
整个榕树寺顿时化作飞灰。
无论是建筑，还是其内佛像！
只是···
本应金光璀璨的佛像，在湮灭之时，却是暗淡无光。
与此同时，所有和尚尽皆被废，再无半点修为。
“这？！”
榕树寺上下，大大小小的和尚尽皆面色惨白，全都痛不欲生、瘫倒在地，每个人脸上都写满了绝望。
只是这一口气而已！
却吹散了他们的一切。
不仅仅是修为，甚至连‘道基’都毁去了。
之后，若是没有逆天奇遇，他们这一生，都只能以普通人的身份在凡尘之中苦苦挣扎、求生。
但此刻，他们却是连狠话都不敢放出一句。
此仇此恨的确是不共戴天。
但吹口气就能做到如此地步的存在，谁又胆敢招惹？
被废之前都尚且不敢，此刻，自然更是不敢了。
一口气过后，三癫便退到加特林菩萨身后，眼观鼻鼻观心，面无表情，好似此事与他无关，他只是‘路过’的~
“悟空啊。”
“你太仁慈了，为何如此手软？”
痛不欲生、绝望不堪的榕树寺主持等人：“！？”
焯！
你还是人吗你？
这还叫手软？
他们瞬间感到整个世界都黑了。
这尼玛，今日是在劫难逃，必死无疑了呀！
“算了，走吧。”
加特林菩萨没再多说什么，抬脚越过榕树寺，继续一路向西：“去找下一个。”
三癫不声不响跟在他身后。
戒色、多鱼也随之现身，跟上。
榕树寺主持艰难挣扎着起身，远远一看，瞳孔顿时收缩成针眼大小。
“他···他们是？！”
“怎么可能？！”
“何人能收服他们，让他们心服口服为徒？”
"Is it possible? Could it be that he is the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada, who was under the Buddha's seat?!"
He was confused.
As for knowledge, he has some.
Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to recognize the three ruthless people: Sandian, Jiesexing and Duoyu.
But his little head just couldn't figure out under what circumstances these three ruthless people would take others as their masters.
Unless, it is really the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi?
Unfortunately, from now on, everything has nothing to do with me.
"well."
He sighed and said to the monks who were gradually getting up: "Go away, everyone. Go home. From now on, Rongshu Temple will no longer exist. You can return to secular life right here. Go!"
After being ordered, he did not stop, refused to be helped by others, and staggered away.
"Ten thousand years of cultivation are lost in one day."
“Years of preparation have all gone to waste at this moment.”
"Castles in the air. As expected, everything is just a castle in the air, like a dream."
"Master, you are...right."
He laughed bitterly: "Perhaps, this is the best destination."
"If I had the chance to choose again, I would not be blinded by the immediate benefits. Unfortunately..."
“No choice.”
"Alright, alright."
"Once I was deposed, I felt more relaxed."
······
"Master, are you serious?"
Jiesexing was curious: "Want to destroy them all?"
"I am used to eradicating the roots of the trouble." Gatlin Bodhisattva said calmly, "Besides, you all know what they did. Do they deserve to die?"
"Even death is a bargain for them."
"Those street thugs!"
"That... is true." Jiesexing scratched his head, indicating that it made sense.
"I won't move if I shouldn't."
"Those who should move, don't let any of them escape."
Gatlin waved his hand: "Next."
Then~
The sweep begins!
Almost every time, it was "Tang Sanzang" who came first, indicating that he came to spread Mahayana Buddhism.
And every time, he would be ridiculed by the other party.
As for Mahayana Buddhism, many temples have no interest in it at all and do not even bother to talk about it.
Afterwards, one of Sandian, Jiesese and Duoyu took action and swept away the force and even destroyed it.
What should be destroyed will be destroyed, and what should be destroyed will be destroyed.
Those who should be destroyed should be destroyed, and those who should be killed should be killed.
There was no holding back, and not even a hint of hesitation.
In just a few days~
All the way west.
Dozens of temples have been destroyed.
And the news gradually spread.
At the same time, as they moved westward and got closer and closer to Xiaoxitian, the strength of those temples became stronger and stronger.
This day, Bitan Temple.
The temple is filled with many Bodhisattvas and Buddhas.
"You know all the news?"
“I’ve heard it all.”
They spoke one after another and talked about this matter.
"The news has been confirmed. What Tang Sanzang? It's obviously that bastard Gatlin. For so many years, he has never been in the same camp with us. Now he dares to do so. It's simply outrageous!"
"This is an enemy of the entire Buddhist community!"
"Humph, since he dares to do it, he should be prepared to die."
"Why are you talking so much? They are coming soon. How should we deal with them?"
“How to deal with it?”
"Humph, we have people in the Little Western Heaven of Bitan Temple, so why should we be afraid of the four of them? Fight them!"
"I just don't believe they dare to mess around and destroy my temple!"
"right!"
"Fight them!"
"I don't believe it either!"
"Fight to the end!"
"What's there to be afraid of?!"
······
Outside Bitan Temple.
Before Tang Sanzang could even open his mouth, a being from the ninth realm, bearing the title of Buddha, appeared and blocked his way.
"Gatling."
"You and these three bastards teamed up to act recklessly and destroy many temples. How is this different from the devil's actions?"
"Are you going to betray Buddhism?"
"The one who betrayed Buddhism...is probably not this Bodhisattva."
Gatlin did not hide it: "I am here to spread Mahayana Buddhism. Why do you want to stop me? What is your intention?"
"That's nonsense. Let's fight!" the other party was furious.
(End of this chapter)