Chapter 553 Testing Reaction Script



"tasty!"

"Master, you have good skills."

Sun Wuxia held a tiger leg that weighed over 100 kilograms and chewed it with great pleasure.

Chewing, tearing, and mumbling.

"That's natural."

"Thinking back then, it was me... Oh, I'm not exaggerating."

He couldn't help but recall the glorious days of the past.

Whether before crossing over or ascending, they were all "big guys".

But at this moment, he didn't care about his image at all and just kept gnawing.

Been vegetarian for too long!

During all these years in Jinshan Temple, I haven’t had any meat at all. The smell at this moment really makes me nostalgic and irresistible.

"Oh, I want to eat chicken."

Sun Wuxia suddenly burped and said, "The chickens and ducks raised by my Senior Brother Zhu, slurp."

“I’m drooling just thinking about it!”

“..., stop talking.”

"Eight Treasures Chicken and Eight Treasures Duck, I know." Tang Sanzang was almost drooling, but then he added: "In the Western Paradise, there are also the Eight Treasures of the Ancient Times."

"And there are all eight kinds, but the quantity is very small, and I have never eaten it."

"This time when we go to the West Heaven, if we have the chance, we will take him a pot of food, let him taste it first, and then take it back and let your senior brother take care of it."

"Raise them well and we'll eat them every day, one a day!"

“It’s exciting just thinking about it.”

Sun Wuxia nodded heavily: "It's really exciting."

"But···"

"Wouldn't that be too much of a contrast? If you were discovered..."

"No problem."

Tang Sanzang was quite calm: "Just a detail."

"As long as the core of our quest remains unchanged, they won't react too much even if they find out. After all, they don't want an obedient, well-behaved, and incompetent Tang Sanzang."

"But..."

"Whether it's Tang Sanzang or Tang Sanzang, as long as they can go west with one heart, seek the true scriptures, and achieve their goals according to their plan, it will be fine."

“In the process…”

"I eat some meat, and it doesn't have much impact on my personality."

"Unless they are willing to spend more time and rearrange it."

"But I'm sure they can't wait."

“···”

Sun Wuxia nodded: "That makes sense!"

Although she had studied with Lin Fan for several years and had been out there for a long time and understood a lot about the ways of the world, she was not a human being after all, and her analysis of many things was still not thorough.

Listening to Tang Sanzang at this moment, he couldn't help but feel that it made sense.

"Speaking of which, they really can't wait."

"I···"

"I was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain for only a dozen years."

"In fact, I asked for this myself."

"It's a long way from five hundred years."

"oh?"

Tang Sanzang nodded: "If you put it this way, it further proves that my guess is correct."

"Very good, very good."

"Come, eat!"

"By the way, do you have any wine?"

“···”

Sun Wuxia was not surprised at all. She took out the fine wine brewed by her monster brothers and started drinking with Tang Sanzang.

The next day.

They set off.

A few days later, they encountered bandits.

Sun Wuxia, who knew the plot, looked at Tang Sanzang.

"Why are you looking at me?"

"Amitabha."

"The master is a monk."

"How can a monk fight and kill? I cannot stand seeing killing."

Sun Wuxia was stunned.

It's just strange.

But Tang Sanzang had already closed his eyes.

After a little thought, Sun Wuxia understood.

I can't help but feel happy.

Then he blew over with one breath, and all the bandits turned into ashes...

That night.

Tang Sanzang was troubled when looking at the tiger skin.

"I can't sew."

"you···"

"Do you want a tiger-skin miniskirt?"

“···”

"I don't want it."

Sun Wuxia looked disgusted: "Too ugly."

"Ugly?"

Tang Sanzang thought about it and said, hmm... it seems a bit ugly. Besides, isn't the suit that Sun Wuxia is wearing now better looking than the tiger skin skirt?

Of course, what Sun Wuxia wore was not sexy or beautiful clothes like Long Aojiao, but a domineering armor, which was even better than the "Monkey King suit" in the 1986 version of Journey to the West.

With such a handsome and domineering suit, why would I need a tiger skin skirt?

Tang Sanzang smiled and said, "Then leave it to this kind-hearted family. I think the tiger skin can be exchanged for some money, so that they can live a comfortable life for two years."

"Huh?"

Sun Wuxia was surprised: "Master, you are quite kind-hearted."

Her understanding of Tang Sanzang came only from the brief contact she had with him over the past few days and from Lin Fan's brief words at the time.

I thought Tang Sanzang was a cruel, murderous and brutal person.

But I didn't expect that he had such a character that was a mixture of good and evil?

"I have always been kind."

Tang Sanzang sighed: "It's just that I had no choice at the right time."

"Besides, it also depends on who the target is."

"If I am kind to someone who wants to kill you and me, and harm you and me, then am I not a psychopath? Even if I am not a psychopath, I am at least a person with cerebral palsy."

Sun Wuxia nodded: "That's true."

"What else?"

"Anyway, monkey, you must remember this."

"To be kind to your enemies is to be cruel to yourself."

“I understand that.”

Sun Wuxia nodded: "Master said so."

"Too."

"Young friend Lin Fan will naturally tell you these."

"He's very much my cup of tea, haha."

“···”

······

Afterwards, the master and disciple overcame all obstacles along the way.

The previous levels were not challenging, so the man and the monkey could easily complete them.

However, they did not speed up the progress. Even though Tang Sanzang could run very fast, they still suppressed their speed and only relied on the white horse to drag him forward.

On purpose!

Delaying this time can be used to practice and improve your strength.

After all, what he had to fight against was not the eighty-one difficulties, but the Buddhism behind them.

"well."

Whenever it was late at night and everyone was asleep, Tang Sanzang felt helpless.

Own···

Why did you end up taking the path of confronting Buddhism?

To be honest, before this, I was clearly devoted to Buddhism.

Why devote yourself to Buddhism?

Maybe it's because he committed many evil things on Earth, so he wants to put down his butcher knife.

But···

There's nothing I can do.

He was forced into a desperate situation, and in the end, he ended up going directly against Buddhism.

At the same time, I also truly saw the truth of Buddhism.

I thought that the Buddhist sect in the upper world would not be as filthy as the lower world, right? But I didn't expect that in the end, it was not much different.

There are people who are wholeheartedly devoted to Buddhism, but they are too few, too few.

Moreover, his status in Buddhism is very, very low.

So pitifully low!

And they all know what Buddhism is like.

I want to change all this, but I am powerless and can only go with the flow. Even protecting myself is quite difficult.

Is this the Buddhism that I want?

Is this the Buddhism that you are prepared to serve wholeheartedly, practice, and correct yourself?

fart!!!

Absolutely not!

But before this, Gatlin Bodhisattva had no idea what to do.

The strength is too weak, the status is too low, and there is no hope in sight, so the only thing to do is to protect oneself.

But now, the opportunity has come.

Although it may not succeed, at least there is a glimmer of possibility of success. If I can succeed, I will overthrow this filthy Buddhism and make Buddhism great again!

Fate plays tricks on us.

At this moment, what Tang Sanzang was thinking was surprisingly consistent with what Buddha and others were thinking.

All of this is to make Buddhism great again.

It's just that the route of 'greatness' is different.

What Buddha and others wanted was to gather more faiths and spread Buddhist temples across the Three Thousand Continents, so that many Bodhisattvas, Buddhas, and Buddhas would have unimaginable power, thereby dominating the Three Thousand Continents and becoming great because of this absolute strength.

But Tang Sanzang's "greatness" is that he made Buddhism clean and no longer pursue these empty external things. From the spiritual and religious point of view, it truly became great again.

Return to the 'origin' of Buddhism!

And these two ideas, two concepts...

They will eventually collide.

However, it is still unknown what kind of "sparks" will be produced in the end.

······

"Where is the journey to the west?"

The Buddha inquired about the matter again.

He was not feeling well these days.

The arrangements of the Eighty-one Tribulations that were originally assigned to his subordinates were forced upon him to personally intervene and make plans for subsequent matters because of the sudden rise of the Lanyue Sect and the subsequent negotiations.

The eighty-one difficulties have been changed a lot.

Fortunately...

There's still time for everything.

"Buddha."

A Bodhisattva responded in a low voice: "The latest news is that he has reunited with the monkey, and there was no unpleasantness. He has also overcome the dilemma, but..."

"Just what?"

"The monkey has a strong desire to kill."

"Hmm?" The Buddha was surprised: "Tell me more about it."

"The tigers, bandits, and others were all killed, not a single one was left alive."

"What's that?"

The Buddha smiled and said, "The monkey is naughty, but he is not a high-ranking monk. When he encounters someone who wants to kill him for money, he kills them. This is just the cycle of cause and effect, and retribution will come."

"Isn't this exactly what I planned? Tang Sanzang can also take this opportunity to make that monkey wear the golden hoop."

He looked at the Bodhisattva in front of him: "The golden hoop should be put on as well, right?"

After a moment of silence, the Bodhisattva said, "In reply to the Buddha, for now... not yet."

The golden hoop was made by him, and it was a magic weapon he refined, and it even reached the level of a spiritual treasure! Although it was given to Tang Sanzang, the most basic induction was still there.

Therefore, it can be clearly sensed that the golden hoop has not been used.

The Buddha’s smile froze.

“···”

"Could it be that the monkey just killed the bandit and it hasn't come to this yet?"

"Buddha."

"Bandit..."

"He has been beaten to death for more than half a month."

Buddha: “???”

"this···"

“It’s a bit unexpected.”

"However, there is no need to worry too much. This day will come sooner or later. After all, Tang Sanzang is not a fool. When he finds that he cannot completely control the monkey, he will naturally let the monkey wear it for his own safety."

"I thought so too, but there seems to be something wrong with Tang Sanzang."

"What's wrong?"

"Based on occasional observations, he..."

"He drinks alcohol and eats meat."

“???!”

“···”

The corners of Buddha's mouth twitched slightly.

How come we started eating and drinking so soon after leaving Jinshan Temple?

It shouldn't be like this!

Could it be that I failed to completely erase the memory of his past life?

Or is it instinct?

"cough."

"It doesn't matter. As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart."

"After all, he is Gatlin's reincarnation. You know his personality from his previous life. It's harmless to eat and drink a little. You just need to go there again and tell him in his dream not to do that in front of others."

"After all, he represents our Buddhist community when he goes out."

"There is nothing wrong with a high-ranking Buddhist monk eating meat and drinking alcohol, because the Buddha is in his heart. But he is still just a young monk after all, and people don't know enough about Buddhism. When they see him eating meat and drinking alcohol, they will inevitably think he is a fake monk."

"This will not be conducive to his learning."

“···”

"Yes, Buddha."

What else can the Bodhisattva say?

I can only work hard.

······

This day.

Tang Seng woke up and smiled.

"What are you laughing at, Master?"

Sun Wuxia played with Optimus Prime, feeling a little curious.

"nothing."

"only···"

"Buddhism tells me not to eat meat or drink alcohol in front of others."

Sun Wuxia raised her eyebrows: "Oh?!"

"Have you discovered the clues? And, just as we guessed, there was no big reaction. I just asked you to be more restrained, Master, and not to be too... "

"That's right." Tang Sanzang smiled and nodded: "In this case, I am relieved."

"At least, the bet was right!"

Why did he act so presumptuous once he met up with Sun Wuxia?

Are you really so bold that you are not afraid of being exposed at all?

No way!

He was testing because he was afraid of being exposed.

Test step by step.

Since Buddhism does not care about eating meat or drinking alcohol, it only asks not to be too unrestrained or ostentatious in front of others. There is no need to elaborate on the profound meaning of this.

Obviously, next...

You can be more unrestrained!

"Walk!"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Let's go."

"We must at least find the 'White Dragon Horse' first, and then we can make some progress."

"White Dragon Horse..."

Sun Wuxia's eyes rolled around: "Okay."

"With the White Dragon Horse's strength, it will be much easier for us."

"I just don't know, is it a white dragon or a black dragon, or some other kind of dragon?"

“···”

Yudai River.

From a distance, it looks like a green jade belt, a river across the earth.

only···

Hanoi is always calm and there is not even a single fish or shrimp to be seen.

Moreover, Yudai River has a bad reputation.

Any living creature passing by would be dragged into the river by the "River God" and eaten, leaving no trace of its body.

Therefore, over time, no one dared to approach.

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia had just arrived in the area when they heard a lot of legends about Yudai River. They looked at each other and understood that it seemed that...

We are getting closer and closer to the 'White Dragon Horse'.

However, Tang Sanzang couldn’t understand it.

This Buddhist...

What the hell is going on?

If you want to arrange eighty-one difficulties, then arrange eighty-one difficulties, but why do you have to make these 'eighty-one difficulties' themselves so evil?

Aren’t the lives of those innocent creatures lives?

Can't they just let them wait patiently for their "Tang Monk's meat"?

Or is it just to make it seem 'real'?

or···

Damn it, how about being more outrageous and just let the monkey take ruthless action to beat this "little white dragon" to death, and then see the reaction of the Buddhist sect?

For a moment, Tang Sanzang really had this impulse.

But on second thought...

never mind.

This is a bit too outrageous. I'm afraid the Buddhist community will not sit idly by.

Let's just stick to the routine for now.

Counting the days, in about half a month, I will be able to enter the eleventh realm.

By the time the team is complete, I will probably have already cultivated to the twelfth level. Moreover, since the method I cultivate in this life is better and my foundation is more solid, my strength will only be stronger than in my previous life.

The only pity is that his life-saving magic weapon, the Gatling gun, is not in his hand.

Once the team is assembled and the Buddhists are completely reassured, then I can let go and do my best.

At that time, we will push forward and plunder all the way.

Eighty-one difficulties?

By then, no matter what your background or how strong you are, you will be defeated!

Do you want to eat Tang Monk’s flesh?

Sorry, I also want to eat your flesh to help me practice.

I will accept all your resources.

There is no hope for the Immortal King.

But along the way, it is not impossible to improve my cultivation to the fifteenth level.

even···

If he could find a way to cooperate with Lin Fan to kill King Dapeng, he might be able to achieve the status of Immortal King.

Until then.

Even if I really have to fight with Buddhism, I have the confidence.

Speaking of which, Tang Sanzang still didn't know what had happened recently, nor did he know that Lin Fan had already fought with King Dapeng, and even had a war with Buddhism.

But he should know what kind of existence King Dapeng is.

After all, he has memories of his past life.

“It’s just that it’s a little difficult.”

"Let's take it one step at a time, Immortal King..."

"Hi."

······

In deep thought.

Sun Wuxia, however, couldn't sit still anymore and her hands were itching to move!

"Master, what do you mean?"

"Should I go up and challenge him?"

"still···"

"Go through the process?"

Tang Sanzang naturally understood what Sun Wuxia meant.

There is no need to say much about the direct challenge. As for the process, it is natural to get close to the Yudai River, then let the white horse be swallowed by the little white dragon, and then start the fight.

"Just challenge them directly, there's no need to go through the formalities."

"The white horse has dragged me through mountains and rivers all this way. I have gained nothing but have suffered a lot."

“···”

"Then I'll just let it go?"

"Um."

Sun Wuxia is quick.

He removed the saddle in a few seconds and slapped the horse on its butt.

The white horse felt pain, but refused to leave. It just turned around and looked at Tang Sanzang.

"Good horse." Sun Wuxia praised. It didn't even run away when it felt pain. For an ordinary horse, this was really rare.

It is definitely a spiritual and good horse.

pity···

She glared at Bai Ma.

It seemed normal, but in the eyes of the white horse, what he saw was the demon king standing in front of him, baring his fangs and claws.

puff!

The white horse was so scared that it peed all over the ground.

No longer caring about anything else, I turned around and ran...

immediately.

Sun Wuxia turned around and headed towards Yudai River.

During this process, she took out Optimus Prime and carried it on her shoulders, put her hands on both ends of Optimus Prime, and strolled towards the Yudai River.

River bottom.

The little white dragon was confused.

this···

What are you doing?!

How is it different from the 'script'?

How can I continue acting when even the white horse is gone?

you···

Isn't this just nonsense?

I'm looking forward to a promotion and a raise after completing the task. This is a job my father found for me with great difficulty, but something goes wrong right from the start?

no!

I have to find a way to make up for it.

He made up his mind, broke through the water and chased after the galloping white horse.

The script is different?

Can't I just change it back?

Anyway, eat the white horse first! (End of this chapter)


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