Chapter 557: The Kingdom of Women, Hehehe



The third prince also escaped.

According to him, stabbing Li Tianwang to death was not a big deal, at least it would not be exposed to the world, and he would not be killed.

But...

There will definitely be punishment.

But it’s not a big problem, I can handle it!

Sun Wuxia's eyes rolled, she caught up with Tang Sanzang and the others, and set off again.

"how?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

Sun Wuxia smiled and said, "Not bad."

The master and disciple looked at each other and laughed.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were confused.

······

Buddhism.

The Buddha waved his hand, dispersing the light curtain, and lowered his head in thought.

The Bodhisattva pondered and said, "Buddha."

"You think..."

The Buddha raised his hand.

"That's all."

"The Great Dao has fifty days and forty-nine days. Nothing can be perfect. The Journey to the West is so complicated that some details are naturally out of control."

"But you and I have both seen it just now, so it's not a big problem."

"Next, you keep staring."

"As long as there is no major change and it will not affect the entire Journey to the West, you don't need to tell me."

"Yes, Buddha."

The Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, she was really a little scared.

Afraid that Buddha will get angry.

But fortunately, it seems that the Buddha is quite satisfied now.

Or, he doesn't know how to deal with these troubles?

With just these few changes and differences in details, it's impossible to just overturn everything and start over again, right?

That's fine.

Having a certain degree of 'freedom' will make it easier for me later on.

······

The journey westward continues.

What monsters?

Suppress them all!

Then they cleaned up thoroughly, and the four masters and apprentices made a lot of money, and their cultivation speed was almost maxed out.

The third fight against the White Bone Demon?

Just do it!

Flaming Mountain?

Just pass it!

What?

Stop and go...

This day.

Sun Wuxia suddenly heard something and ran to Tang Sanzang: "Master, if I heard correctly, the Kingdom of Daughters is not far ahead."

Tang Sanzang: “…”

"A country of women?"

This is also a difficulty!

but···

It is not the kind of disaster that involves fighting and killing, but a "disaster of love". For Tang Monk in the original novel, this may be a big trouble, and he needs great perseverance to continue on the journey to obtain scriptures.

But for myself...

Feel sorry.

Love disaster?

I'm a gangster, a short mule, you know that, right?

Young and Dangerous! Aren’t we out here for three things?

Power, money, and beauty!

It’s good enough that I don’t pull up my pants and don’t recognize anyone. I’ve always been the only one who helps women get through the tribulation of love. Which woman can help me get through the tribulation of love?

It's simply the opposite of Tiangang!

"Let's go~!"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Go and have a look."

"I want to see what this country of women looks like."

at the same time.

He muttered to himself.

The King's...

I haven't really tried it.

Although I have played role-playing games before, they were basically flight attendants, doctors, and nurses. I occasionally tried schoolgirls and so on. Oh, and there was a period of time when I was annoyed by the cops, so I COSed as a policewoman for a while.

But the king...

Hmm~

It should be exciting!

······

The country of women.

There are certain similarities with what is described in Journey to the West.

For example, there are no men here. All women become pregnant by drinking the water from the Zimu River, and all the babies born are girls.

However, the Kingdom of Women is not powerless. There are also cultivators here, and quite a few of them, but there are no immortals. They are all at the level of "immortal cultivators".

Therefore, there was no danger for Tang Sanzang and his disciples.

And Zhu Bajie was not stupid enough to run to drink the water from Zimu River...

Just thinking about it makes me feel there is something wrong.

After all, he is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng and still has the memories of his past life. How could he drink river water just because he was thirsty?

This is simply treating monsters as mortals.

Fortunately, this "Zhu Bajie" is not so weak, nor so stupid.

Knowing that there's something weird about this place, yet still drinking randomly, aren't you asking for trouble?

Sha Seng would never be like that.

He is not short of water.

Even if they are really short of water...

White Dragon Horse will make it rain!

Then again, who doesn't know how to cast water spells?

······

Enter the Kingdom of Women.

When Tang San buried his master and his disciples, the rate of people turning back to look at him went through the roof.

Man!!!

There are men in the country of women!

Still 3 in total!!!

What?

Except for Tang Sanzang, all of them are ugly, one has a pig head, and the other has a big beard?

joke!

Coarse willow winnowing basket and thin willow bucket, who in the world thinks a man is ugly?

Of course, it is not ruled out that some girls don’t like men, but the vast majority of women still like men and need men, especially those who know the good of men.

Cough cough.

So, they were quickly snatched up.

Sent to the palace again

And Tang Sanzang also met the queen.

"pretty!"

Tang Sanzang looked at the king with admiration in his eyes and a look of praise on his face.

That fiery gaze made the King of the Kingdom of Women feel embarrassed.

but···

That's perfect!

As the saying goes, love between a man and a concubine...

How could she not like this tall, mighty, and muscular brother?

So.

It wasn’t even the next day!

That night.

The two of them were so passionate that they slept together right away.

The bed almost collapsed.

The next morning, the king barely got up.

afternoon.

Imperial Garden.

The king's face was full of happiness. He danced for his younger brother and sang a song.

"Mandarin ducks live together and butterflies fly together."

"The spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating~"

"I quietly ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful? Is my daughter beautiful~~~~"

“···”

When it was in high spirits, Tang Sanzang also sang loudly: "What about the king's power and wealth?"

"Why should I be afraid of the rules and regulations?"

"I only wish that the love between us will last forever, and that I can stay with my beloved~~~"

“···”

What a perfect couple.

Sun Wuxia ate the melon with gusto.

She even smiled like an auntie.

Zhu Bajie was also happy.

Tang Sanzang didn't bother to care what he did, as long as he didn't do anything rash.

Sha Seng is very honest.

But among so many beautiful girls, he couldn't control himself in the end.

So...

The four people who went to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures, except Sun Wuxia who was a woman, the other three all fell into disaster...

······

Buddhism.

The Bodhisattva is numb!

“Oh my god!!!”

Her eyes widened and the corners of her mouth twitched wildly. She couldn't imagine what to do.

At this moment, she was still a little crazy.

no.

You are a team seeking scriptures!

Tang Sanzang, you are a holy monk!

What is a holy monk?

You must observe the precepts and stay away from women.

As the saying goes, form is emptiness...

You, how could you???

broken!

It's broken!

If this gets out, won’t the reputation of the holy monk be ruined?

How can we learn from this?!

So...

When Tang Sanzang and the Queen of the Kingdom of Women were together again at night, in his dream after the battle, the Bodhisattva could not help but tell him again: "Tang Sanzang."

"you···"

"Do you know your mistake?"

"May I ask the Bodhisattva, what's wrong?" Tang Sanzang was surprised: "I am very scared."

"A monk should not have any emotions or desires, but you..."

"well!"

The Bodhisattva was unable to speak: "As the saying goes, form is emptiness, emptiness is form. As a monk..."

“That’s right!”

Tang Sanzang interrupted the Bodhisattva directly, staring at him with a pair of innocent eyes: "Color is emptiness, doesn't this mean that color is no color?"

"Emptiness is color, which means that non-color is color."

“I am a pervert, but I am not a pervert.”

"You are not a pervert. Actually, you are a pervert."

Buddha:"???"

Good job.

What a mess.

Why are you staying here with me?

Form is emptiness and emptiness is form. Is this how you explain it?!

She was angry and wanted to teach Tang Sanzang a lesson, but she heard Tang Sanzang say, "As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but the Buddha remains in the heart."

"Buddha, you understand me."

"It's not that I don't follow the rules, but I always keep them in my mind."

"I know it very clearly in my heart!"

"Don't look at what I did."

"It depends on what I think in my heart."

"If I appear to be righteous, but my heart is actually filthy... would you like it?"

He said something.

The Bodhisattva was completely stunned.

If this isn't a dream...

She really wanted to give Tang San two big slaps to wake him up and stop talking nonsense to her.

But when you think about it carefully, alas.

This is actually a small matter.

At least in the eyes of Buddha, it should be a trivial matter, right?

What about with women...

As long as it does not affect the journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, let him go.

Thinking of this, the Bodhisattva said earnestly: "It's good that you know what to do, but you must not give up halfway on your journey to the West."

"Don't worry, Buddha!"

"How can a mere woman's beauty make me sink into depravity?"

"Three years, at most three years, I will definitely embark on the path of cultivation."

The Bodhisattva trembled all over and wanted to attack and hurt people!

Damn it, a mere woman's beauty can't make you fall.

As a result, it takes three years to open your mouth, right?

Three years!

With your behavior of partying every night and doing things until dawn, can you grind an iron rod into an embroidery needle in three years?

How ridiculous!!!

She was annoyed, but fortunately the progress of the Journey to the West was quite fast before, and a delay of three years was faster than what was written in the script. She was too lazy to say more and just disappeared in a flash.

When the dream ends.

Tang Sanzang opened his eyes and couldn't help but sneer.

In my ear, the king was calling softly.

"Brother, my brother~"

“Hey~”

"I am here."

“···”

······

Three years later.

The Queen of the Kingdom of Women was reluctant to leave.

Tang Sanzang sighed and left.

"Master, are you reluctant to part with it?"

Zhu Bajie has lost weight!

Obviously, these three years have been very busy.

"nonsense."

Facing Zhu Bajie's ridicule, Tang Sanzang snorted coldly: "Is my master that kind of person? How could you be reluctant to give up a mere woman?!"

But I have to say...

These three years have been like a fairy tale.

The happiest days ever experienced.

What a pity, the land of gentleness is the grave of heroes.

Tang Sanzang still knows when to get down to business.

······

They continued their journey westward, fighting and killing along the way, until they encountered Golden Horn and Silver Horn.

These two are also amazing.

"Have we reached this place yet?"

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wuxia looked at each other.

These two guys also have backgrounds.

And he has the same background as that old cow!

Strong strength and many treasures.

Not easy to deal with.

At least, Sun Wuxia was not sure she could kill them.

"Master, what do you mean?"

Sun Wuxia asked in a low voice.

Tang Sanzang silently calculated: "At this moment, it should be harmless to expose my strength. The journey to the west is already halfway through. Even if I have the cultivation, the Buddhist sect will not have to start all over again."

"In that case..."

Tang Sanzang curled the corner of his mouth.

After so many years...

Finally, I can take action.

He tapped his toes lightly and immediately 'took off'. Then, he stood steadily and lightly on the back of the white dragon horse.

This scene stunned both Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.

"Master, you?"

“You???”

They were puzzled.

Isn't the master an ordinary person? How come he has come up with this "Qinggong"?

Only the White Dragon Horse sneered secretly in his heart.

I had already noticed that something was wrong with Tang Sanzang!

"Disciples."

He waved his hand and said, "Subdue the demons!"

"Search them carefully for me."

"Don't let a single monster go!"

Sun Wuxia laughed strangely: "Two junior brothers."

"Follow me and kill!"

"kill!"

boom!

They took the initiative to attack and headed towards the monster's cave.

Many small monsters were beaten one after another along the way.

I don’t know if there are any small monsters like clever ghosts or smart bugs among them.

Sun Wuxia took the lead, and soon they reached the two "kings" Jinjiao and Yinjiao.

Sun Wuxia fights against Jinjiao.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng teamed up to deal with Yinjiao.

There is no need to talk about Sun Wuxia's fighting ability. She is more than capable of dealing with a Golden Horn.

What's more, the other party knows the situation and naturally will not kill you.

But Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were in a miserable situation.

They were weak to begin with, and the Silver Horn King had many magic weapons. After a few rounds of fighting, one of them was sucked into the purple gold gourd, and the other was tied up like a dumpling with the Immortal Binding Chain.

Afterwards, Jinjiao and Yinjiao joined forces to deal with Sun Wuxia.

Get the latter into trouble.

Fighting one against two, Sun Wuxia was also at a disadvantage.

"Hahaha, is this the Monkey King who caused such a commotion in the Immortal Palace?"

"Nothing more!"

"Brother, I think she is just a wild monkey."

"Humph, nothing."

"Monkey, if I call you, will you answer me?"

“···”

Sun Wuxia was already losing ground, and now she was being mocked by them, so she couldn't help but grimace.

That is right now.

Tang Sanzang couldn't wait to get started.

"Amitabha."

He spoke from a distance, whispering, "You two monsters should really surrender and let my apprentice beat you to death."

"?"

"Tang Sanzang, are you crazy?"

Jinjiao and Yinjiao's heads were buzzing.

Is there something wrong with Tang Sanzang's brain?

The script is not like this!

"snort!"

"Two monsters."

"You are still here without knowing how high the heavens are and how deep the earth is. I think you don't even take me seriously!"

"Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon!"

"The Great Luo Spell!"

boom!

Tang Sanzang attacked suddenly, his Thirteenth Realm cultivation fully unleashed, coupled with his invincible skills, and his sudden attack stunned both Gold Horn and Silver Horn.

The monkey also jumped up at this moment.

With the joint efforts of master and disciple, Jinjiao and Yinjiao were beaten so hard that they cried out in pain, but they were at a disadvantage in a short time.

Only then did they realize that the monkey's strength was stronger than they had imagined.

Even more surprising is...

The fucking Tang Sanzang actually has the thirteenth level of cultivation?

Isn't he a mortal?!

Forget about being in the thirteenth realm, how come his combat power is more amazing than the two of us who are in the fourteenth realm???

We still have the magic weapon!!

He just fucked us like that?

That mighty dragon voice...

Damn, our souls are shaking from hearing her shout.

What is going on?

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were panicked.

However, Tang Sanzang became more and more courageous as the battle went on.

Under the astonished gazes of Jinjiao, Yinjiao and Sha Seng, he joined forces with Sun Wuxia and beat Jinjiao and Yinjiao up.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao were shocked and wanted to fight back and reverse the situation.

But, I can’t do it!

They do have a lot of magical weapons, and they are very powerful, but Sun Wuxia and Tang Sanzang both know it!

Do you dare to answer when your name is called?

Am I crazy?

What should I promise you?

The rope that binds immortals (the golden rope)? It's tying up Sha Seng.

Palm leaf fan?

Hey.

Am I, Optimus Prime, afraid of the wind from you?

The Jade Vase is amazing.

But I, Tang Sanzang, am not a vegetarian either.

Do you understand the value of the Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon?

Boom!!!

After a fierce battle, Tang Sanzang and his apprentice Sun Wuxia successfully suppressed Jinjiao and Yinjiao, and even killed them directly!!!

All five treasures were also collected.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng escaped from the trouble.

Seeing this result, both of them were stunned and speechless for a long time.

The look he gave Tang Sanzang was also full of resentment and extremely complicated.

Good good good...

That's how you play it, right?

Damn, how fresh!

We fought so hard so many times before!

It’s all because you were captured by a monster.

result···

You are here to play us, right?

Judging from the senior sister’s expression, she clearly knew it.

So, we are the only ones who are easy to deceive?

But Tang Sanzang had no intention of explaining. He waved his hand and said, "Disciples, search carefully for me. Don't let any monster go!"

“···”

······

And at the moment when Jinjiao and Yinjiao died.

Inside the Dan Pavilion.

Laojun, who was originally leisurely, suddenly frowned.

"Um?"

"Jinjiao and Yinjiao are dead?"

“How could this be!?”

He was surprised: "Could it be that someone is not following the rules?"

Counting with fingers...

But I found that I couldn’t figure it out.

"this···"

Laojun's face changed, and he immediately set out in person.

He was giving it his all and it was really fast.

Before Zhu Bajie and his men could clean up the battlefield, Laojun arrived with amazing means.

At a glance...

Laojun's face twitched.

"this···"

This is different from the arrangement!

Shouldn’t the monkey ask for help again when facing Gold Horn and Silver Horn?

Wait, Tang Sanzang...

Why are there thirteen realms of cultivation? !

He was stunned.

The monkey came closer: "Laojun?"

"What are you doing here?"

Laojun: “…”

"It's a long story. Just now, I suddenly had a feeling. A few years ago, the two boys who were doing the fire for me stole my magic weapon and escaped, causing trouble in the area."

"So, prepare to come and subdue them and bring them back."

"But you guys..."

"what happened?"

Sun Wuxia laughed and said, "It doesn't matter what happened."

"The important thing is, old man."

"I understand what you just said..."

"You mean to say you know nothing, don't you?"

"I know nothing." Laojun shook his head.

Of course I'd rather die than know anything.

"Oh, the Green Bull Demon sneaked away, didn't you know?"

“I don’t know.”

"Then, you didn't know that the two boys had run away?"

"Of course I don't know."

"oh···"

"Understood."

"Old Master, what you mean is that there are only four people breathing in your Dan Pavilion, and three of them ran away. For so many years, you didn't notice it at all, right?"

"Moreover, they stole your alchemy furnace and turned it into a purple gold gourd, stole your jade bottle for storing elixirs, stole your banana leaf fan for fanning the fire, and even stole your belt. Didn't you know?"

The corner of Laojun's mouth twitched slightly.

“That’s not all.”

Sun Wuxia was still speaking: "Your Dan Pavilion has changed from a fully decorated house to a rough house, and you live in it every day without noticing it~"

"That's what you mean, right?" (End of this chapter)


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