Birth Control Prices Rose, So I Ran With A Baby

Synopsis: Su Mu, a 'migrant worker emperor', is very keen on obtaining certifications. Besides the CET-4 and CET-6, he also has niche certifications like an electrician's license and a forklift license. In college, he had a rich second-generation roommate. This person was tall, handsome, and rich – truly annoying.

Even more annoyingly, he was very good to Su Mu, bending him straight. When Su Mu heard that Jiang Ran was going back to inherit his family business and marry a daughter from a family business partner, a powerful alliance, Su Mu was indignant. He crossed several cities to sleep with him. He originally wanted to buy protection, but seeing the soaring prices, he gave up.

He was a man. He never expected that he, a man, would get pregnant. A few months later, Jiang Ran found Su Mu, who was heavily pregnant and driving a forklift in the village.

Jiang Ran: "...What's wrong with your belly?" Su Mu, feeling guilty: "What? Do I need to report to you if I grow a tumor?"

When Su Mu first discovered he was pregnant, he darkly thought that illegitimate children could inherit property now, so he could get a sum of money from Jiang Ran eventually. But in reality, he didn't dare to say anything.

He was afraid Jiang Ran would kill him. Su Mu: It's all the fault of rising condom prices. This is relevant to current affairs.

Here's a preview for another story: 'Feng Tingtong Gave Birth to a Son for Him' from next door.

In recent years, the Supreme Sect has produced two unparalleled geniuses. Feng Tingtong is second, always the second best. Wen Jingyuan is first, never surpassed.

Feng Tingtong was always unconvinced. The pushing him to a solo challenge was triggered when he found a storybook written by his junior sister about him and Wen Jingyuan. In the story, he was actually the submissive one! And he even gave birth to a child for Wen Jingyuan! This was simply intolerable!

Feng Tingtong then sought out Wen Jingyuan for a challenge. Who knew this guy had just finished his tribulation and his spiritual consciousness was unstable. Feng Tingtong threw the storybook at him, saying they must fight today.

Who knew that after Wen Jingyuan read the storybook, he directly spat a mouthful of old blood and went into qi deviation after only a few moves against Feng Tingtong.

Feng Tingtong woke him up. Wen Jingyuan looked at him with a complex expression: "You gave birth to a son for me?" Feng Tingtong: "?? Damn, he had knocked out Wen Jingyuan—the Grand Master's precious little one, the Supreme Sect's future star."

After Wen Jingyuan went into qi deviation, he started treating the storybook as his own life. The last sentence on the last page of that storybook was that Feng Tingtong gave birth to a son for Wen Jingyuan.

To cover up Wen Jingyuan's idiocy, and afraid that he would blabber nonsense everywhere, Feng Tingtong had no choice but to keep this guy tied to his side like a belt.

… Wen Jingyuan insisted on seeing his son. Feng Tingtong said his parents had taken the child to foster down the mountain.

Unable to reason with Wen Jingyuan, he took him back to his hometown and presented his three-year-old, fair and plump nephew: "This is your son."

Wen Jingyuan held him for a moment, then said: "Our son's bone structure is really terrible. Let's hurry up and have a second child." Feng Tingtong: "..............."

An unconventional ancient Xianxia Danmei, a story about a scatterbrained couple saving the world. Content tags: Mpreg, Hilarious, Relaxed, Silly, HE. Su Mu, Jiang Ran. One-sentence summary: I'm a man. Theme: Reflecting current trends, mutual understanding and win-win cooperation.