Squad
#You never know where boys have edited photos#
#Yi Jingchen's live hair transplant#
#The right way to take photos of your leader#
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The brand's new phone launch event went viral in a way that was beyond everyone's expectations.
The photo-taking function, originally intended for young people, is surprisingly favored by leaders.
The first batch of high-end and simple phones sold out in minutes, and the live broadcast room was full of requests for restocking.
Some netizens also joked, praising the spokesperson for his sales skills and asking for a chicken drumstick for Yi Jingchen.
The leader said half-seriously, "Add more, of course!"
As a big leader, what he said was certainly not just empty talk.
After the press conference, he immediately called Yi Jingchen and asked him to have dinner.
Yi Jingchen's social animal DNA was activated.
[Here it comes, here it comes!]
[The financial tyrant is finally going to take action against my little t-cat!]
lead:?
It was just a meal, what kind of nonsense was he thinking about?
Although Yi Jingchen did not have much experience in socializing, he was well aware of the so-called drinking culture through observation and exposure.
Drinking with the boss is definitely a science.
Especially for the small stars in the entertainment industry, when they accompany big shots to a drinking party, they must observe their words and actions, be humble and submissive, and even sell their souls!
Yi Jingchen pulled out all the 'Big Brother x Little Star' fan fiction he had read over the years and recalled it, thinking of 999 ways to fool people, and then he mustered up the courage and walked into the big brother's drinking party with great momentum.
result--
After he sat down, he realized that what the boss meant by eating was actually just eating.
There was not even any wine on the huge round table.
The senior leaders took off their suits, changed into plaid shirts or short-sleeved shirts, and gathered around the round table without any airs. They handed the menu to Yi Jingchen and asked him to order his favorite dishes.
Yi Jingchen blinked his eyes, politely ordered two dishes, and planned to hand the menu to the boss.
The boss didn't answer and looked at Yi Jingchen.
To be honest, he is actually not very willing to dine at the same table with celebrities from the entertainment industry.
It's not that I look down on you.
The fees paid to artists for attending events include meal allowances, which can easily cost thousands or even tens of thousands of yuan for a single meal.
Even though the boss has achieved his current status, he doesn't spend thousands or tens of thousands of dollars on food every day.
Besides, those artists are so cunning that it is impossible for them to sit down and have a simple meal.
The boss usually talks about business and deals with those people in the business world, which already makes him physically and mentally exhausted. How can he have the energy to deal with them?
However, Yi Jingchen is different.
Long before Yi Jingchen became a star, the boss saw in him a purity that was detached from the world.
It was as if a breeze was blowing in this bustling summer.
The boss didn't think much of it and said in a normal tone, "Don't you want something to drink?"
"Can you let me order?" Yi Jingchen's alarm bells rang.
[Sure enough! It was all a trick just now!]
[The money boss clicked on me~]
[But I don’t know anything about wine.]
Yi Jingchen was born into a wealthy family and lived a life of luxury. He knew a little about jewelry, cuisine, and luxury goods, but he knew nothing about fine wines.
He was kicked out of the Yan family early on, so there was no need for him to attend the drinking party.
When I stay at home alone, a certain idiot prefers happy water with potato chips, which are the two essential sets for watching anime.
White wine tastes spicy, red wine tastes astringent, and beer looks like horse urine.
Which good cat drinks that stuff?
Yi Jingchen frowned and planned to randomly order a few bottles of the well-known '82 Lafite' to fool people, but he found that there was not even Lafite on the menu.
The boss sitting next to him seemed to see Yi Jingchen's dilemma and said to him, "If you don't like the food in the store, you can order takeout."
"Yeah, you young people all like milk tea, right?"
"Huh? Can I order milk tea?" When milk tea was mentioned, Yi Jingchen was no longer sleepy. He opened his food delivery app and excitedly asked everyone what they wanted to drink.
The boss just said it casually, but he didn't expect Yi Jingchen to be so enthusiastic, so he had to make all the decisions.
As a result, after all the dishes were served, the waiter brought two large bags of milk tea brought by the delivery man into the private room.
Yi Jingchen was quite considerate. He knew that at their age, they would have some minor health issues, so he only ordered full sugar and ice for himself, and the others were half sugar.
He opened the thermos bag and enthusiastically distributed milk tea to each leader.
Most of the leaders are middle-aged men, and there are at least a few women, who are also aunts. They rarely drink this kind of "young people's stuff" and feel a little ashamed besides being surprised.
Yi Jingchen didn't know that their company had a rule regarding dinner parties that prohibited drinking except on weekends.
We are all working in cutting-edge technology. If we drink our brains out, how can we compete with the world's big companies?
The members of the leadership team looked at the boss silently.
——If I can’t drink alcohol, can I drink milk tea?
The boss ignored them, stared at the milk tea for a while, then put a straw in it and took a cautious sip.
"The sugar water tastes pretty good, no wonder you young people like it."
"How come even milk tea has stereotypes? Who says only young people drink it?" Yi Jingchen retorted righteously, "I'll still drink milk tea when I'm eighty!"
The boss said, "You make sense. I'll go home later and bring a cup to my wife."
"Wow! You think of your wife in everything, you two must be very loving~" Yi Jingchen praised, "Real couples are really good."
A certain idiot's CP brain started up and he was already high without even seeing anyone.
The others at the table stared at them silently, with strange thoughts popping up in their minds:
——The boss is so kind to Yi Jingchen, could he really be an illegitimate child?
After the dinner, Yi Jingchen took another photo with everyone while holding his milk tea, and photoshopped his hair into the photo again.
He did not post it on his Weibo homepage, but on his personal super topic.
This is Yi Jingchen's little habit. Every time he finishes work, as long as it does not involve confidential itineraries, he will post a photo of himself finishing work and report his itinerary in a timely manner to prevent everyone from feeling short of cat energy.
Posting to the super topic means that netizens will not be able to see these photos unless they click on Yi Jingchen’s super topic.
Although the exposure is reduced, there is no need for fans to control comments and compile data, and everyone can speak freely in a relatively private space.
There is a thrill of having an affair.
Aurora-Yi Jingchen: Calling it a day! Cheers! [Image]
[Same milk tea! Chenchen and I are so in tune with each other~yeah!]
[Stupid Xiaochen drank full sugar again, Brother Liu is going to catch you to lose weight]
[Am I the only one who noticed that Chenchen ordered a drink for each of the bosses?]
[Am I the only one who noticed that Chenchen photoshopped the hair of each boss?]
[Hahaha! I remember the trending search #Yi Jingchen's live hair transplant#]
Because fans brought up the hot topic in the comment section, this check-in post was quickly captured by big data.
When netizens saw Yi Jingchen demonstrating his hair transplant skills again, they laughed for a while, then they realized something was wrong.
They opened Yi Jingchen's Weibo homepage and did not see the check-in Weibo. The source of the news was clearly listed as 'Yi Jingchen Super Topic'.
In other words, this Weibo post was sent to fans.
Some netizens who follow other artists and whose homepages are full of advertisements only open once every eight hundred years asked sourly: Do celebrities also post on super chats?
All the artists who are slightly famous in the circle keep a considerable distance from their fans.
Not to mention posting on the super topic, they are not even willing to drop into the super topic, as if they don’t even know that this function exists.
Because every fan group is like this, everyone has become accustomed to it and regards it as the norm.
Lu Xun once said: It has always been like this, is it right?
Yi Jingchen has only been in the industry for three months, but in terms of data, endorsements, and performance, he is definitely qualified to be among the top idols.
But he will specially post on super topic for his fans.
Some fans who have been subjected to the cold violence of their idols for several years are almost jealous to the point of separation.
Yi Jingchen's fans didn't sense the other party's surprise at all, and even expressed confusion.
[Yes, he gives it out almost every day after work.]
Yi Jingchen also signs in on his own super topic, and his level is higher than mine.
[It is said that his trumpet level is higher than mine]
[Sorry to make you laugh, my idol is just so clingy and won’t listen to anything I say]
[Although I know that what my sister said is true, it is still very infuriating hahaha]
Other fans don’t believe it.
With artists’ schedules so full, how come there are people who sign in and post photos of themselves finishing work on their own super topics every day?
Everyone rushed into Yi Jingchen’s super topic and clicked on the artist’s updates, and were almost blinded by the full records.
If you scroll down and follow the artist's updates, you will find that there are indeed updates every day.
'Yi Jingchen signed in yesterday.'
Yi Jingchen posted on Weibo yesterday: Getting ready to board the plane, don't pick me up, I'll send you photos from the airport!
'Yi Jingchen signed in the day before yesterday.'
Yi Jingchen posted on Weibo the day before yesterday: Back to the dorm after work! My original body has already weighed 10 pounds. Tomorrow I will let it lose weight with me! [Picture]
'Yi Jingchen signed in three days ago.'
'……'
The other star-chasing girls read one post after another, and felt more and more jealous.
It turns out that idols can take the initiative to report their schedules to fans.
It turns out that idols know that everyone wants to see airport photos.
It turns out that idols can also provide reciprocal emotional feedback...
I don’t know who started it, but Yi Jingchen’s check-in record was instantly reposted by marketing accounts, and a new topic was brought up:
#What does it feel like to experience a perfect star chase?#
Although Chen's sister and cat fan are not very willing to have their silver tabby's daily check-in seen by people other than fans.
Seeing the other star-chasing girls being envious, Chen's sister and Mao Chu suddenly became proud, and put on an extremely Versailles attitude, promoting their own clingy little idol.
Early in the morning, Yi Jingchen woke up from a nap and found that he had inexplicably gained a wave of fans.
"Where did these new fans come from?" Yi Jingchen held his original body in a daze, a wise look in his eyes, "It can't be... that they all came for my hair transplant, right?"
"Meow." The original body had a look of disgust on its face, broke free from his embrace, made a nest, and continued to sleep.
Yi Jingchen took two photos of the main body, opened the comments and private messages, and found out that this wave of fans had actually climbed over the wall to join.
Their reason for switching sides was quite outrageous. They were actually attracted by Yi Jingchen's daily check-in Weibo posts.
It turns out they like to punch in.
Yi Jingchen thought for a few seconds and posted another Weibo on the super topic.
Aurora-Yi Jingchen: Good morning card! [Image]
The picture was taken by him casually, showing the main character lying on his back and sleeping lazily.
The fans who just got into the game are almost going crazy with happiness.
Which idol sends photos to fans as soon as he wakes up?
Yi Jingchen's fans are so delicious!
In comparison, what we used to eat were just leftovers!
The star-chasing girl is regretting it now.
If they had known that there were artists who could give them such a satisfying star-chasing experience, they would have jumped ship earlier.
Yi Jingchen poked the belly of the original body, and was scratched angrily by Yin Jianceng. Then he retracted his hand obediently and walked towards the bathroom yawning.
After washing up, Yi Jingchen changed his clothes and walked down the stairs, and saw Liu Sui standing in the middle of the living room.
The alarm mechanism in his head sounded, and he subconsciously prepared to turn around.
However, it was too late.
Liu Sui folded his arms, noticed Yi Jingchen, and called out his name with full energy.
"Why are you hiding? Get down here!"
"Okay..." Yi Jingchen responded reluctantly, walked down the stairs, lowered his head and confessed, "It's my fault, I shouldn't have drunk milk tea yesterday."
Liu Sui frowned, "Did you drink milk tea again yesterday?"
"Uh." Yi Jingchen realized that Liu Sui didn't seem to be talking about this, so he continued to confess, "I shouldn't have given the fat-reducing meal to Jiujiu the day before yesterday."
Liu Sui frowned even more tightly. "Great! No wonder I give Luchu extra food every day, but he keeps getting thinner!"
“…”Isn’t it because of this matter?
Yi Jingchen had a few questions in his mind, wondering what else Liu Sui might want to talk to him about.
[Did I get caught pouring slimming tea into his thermos last time?]
[Or was it because I bought 18+ items and they were found?]
[Oops, I've done so many bad things, I can't remember the specific one right now.]
Liu Sui was silent, strangely silent.
As teammates came out of the room one after another, they heard Yi Jingchen frantically exposing himself and revealing all the bad things he had done.
"Brother Liu." Shu Lang couldn't bear to listen any longer and asked directly, "What do you want from him?"
"Let him go out on external affairs." Liu Sui then explained his purpose and glanced at Yi Jingchen in an unfathomable manner.
Yi Jingchen widened his eyes, unable to believe that Liu Sui had deceived him.
so--
Did I just confess a lot of bad things?!
"I'll settle those matters with you later." Liu Sui glanced at him unhappily, then looked at Li Jibai and Yan Zhichen, who had already packed up and were ready to go out. "You two should talk to him."
"Okay." Li Jibai nodded, pulled Yi Jingchen over, and explained to him the content of this foreign affairs.
Although this external affair was arranged by Aurora's operating company, it was not an external affair for the entire group, but an external affair for a 'small team' in which some members participated.
Now that it is summer vacation, major platforms have begun to launch parent-child and education-related external services, and Aurora naturally wants to catch up with this wave of popularity.
It just so happens that the team has three highly educated members who can crush 98% of the artists in the domestic entertainment industry.
The company arranged a reality show variety show "Summer Vacation Classroom" for them, with the theme of travel + learning.
In this reality show, five children and five temporary teachers will be invited to each episode to combine education with entertainment, and the children will grow together during the play.
Since they are "temporary teachers", the invited guests must have a certain level of knowledge.
"Summer Mini Class" has been recorded to the sixth episode. Almost all the artists with some culture in the circle have been invited, so the planners simply turned their attention to idols.
Aurora, who was promoted as the "double handsome boys of A University" during the competition, naturally made the shortlist, not to mention that they have a real teacher in their group.
Yi Jingchen: "Being a teacher, I..."
Liu Sui interrupted him immediately, "Don't say you can't do it!"
"I want to say, I've really done it before." Yi Jingchen ignited his fighting spirit, "I can do it! So, besides the three of us, there are two more guests, right?"
Liu Sui didn't say it explicitly, but only told him, "You'll know when you go there."
Yi Jingchen knew that he was a sieve, and he was the first one to hide any confidential schedule of the company.
He didn't ask any more questions and happily set off with his suitcase.
As the latest type of 'travel and study' variety show, 'Summer Vacation Mini Class' also focuses on tourism.
In the scorching summer, the program crew thoughtfully chose a water town where it is spring all year round as the filming location.
There are also ethnic minority villages camping nearby, allowing children to experience the various ethnic cultures of our country firsthand.
Yi Jingchen and his friends came to the beautiful water town and felt that the air here was particularly fresh.
The recording of "Summer Mini Class" will start tomorrow. They came early and have half a day to build relationships with the children they are responsible for.
As soon as Yi Jingchen stepped out of the plane, he saw the little girl he was temporarily responsible for in the car.
She was wearing a white dress and had her hair tied up in an exquisite bun, looking like a little princess.
Seeing Yi Jingchen, the little princess felt a little aggrieved and timidly hid behind her mother who was accompanying her.
"I don't want an uncle, I want an aunt."
The mother gently stroked the girl's hair and said, "I told you a long time ago that you would have to spend three days with your big brother when you appeared on TV. You also told me about it."
"But, but..." The little girl felt even more aggrieved. She clutched her skirt tightly, tears streaming down her face.
Seeing this, Yi Jingchen hurried over and asked, "Little sister, why don't you like your brother?"
The girl glanced at him and said, "You are my uncle."
"Okay, uncle is uncle." Yi Jingchen silently accepted the title and asked, "Then why don't you like uncle?"
"Uncle, he's very mean." The girl said sadly, tears welling up in her eyes. "Uncle doesn't know how to braid my hair, and he scolds me."
"I'm sorry." The girl's mother apologized and explained to Yi Jingchen in a low voice, "I had a not-so-successful marriage, and then I met the wrong person..."
The girl's mother spoke tactfully, and Yi Jingchen, who had rich social experience, had probably guessed most of it.
It was probably because after the girl’s mother and father divorced, she met a new partner, but that person treated the girl badly, causing her psychological trauma.
"I brought her to the show to help her relax and let her know that not all people in the world are bad."
"I understand!" Yi Jingchen instantly felt a sense of mission, "Leave it to me!"
"Little sister." Yi Jingchen took out a tissue and planned to wipe her eyes.
Seeing the girl dodge, Yi Jingchen did not force her. He put the cloth in the child's hands and let him wipe it himself. He stood by and asked gently, "You like beautiful skirts and you like to tie your hair, right?"
"...Yeah." The little girl was still on guard, but nodded slightly.
Yi Jingchen leaned forward and asked the driver in front if there was any place nearby that sold girls' clothes.
"Want to buy the brand you guys are wearing?" The driver glanced at Yi Jingchen, then at the girl who was obviously from the city, and pointed ahead. "There are shopping malls next to the airport."
"No," Yi Jingchen shook his head, "I want to buy clothes worn by girls here."
Most of the girls here are from ethnic minorities, and their clothes have very special styles.
Even if brand clothing stores want to imitate, they cannot learn the essence.
"The clothes here are all made by the locals. You can buy them at the market." The driver glanced at Yi Jingchen. "Our market has live chickens and ducks. It's messy and dirty. Are you sure you want to go?"
"Little sister, are you going?" Yi Jingchen took out a photo and placed it in front of the girl. "Do you want this beautiful floral dress and the sparkling silver crown?"
The girl stared at the photo for a while, and even though she was still a little afraid of strange men, she still said "OK" honestly.
"Then tell me your name first, okay?"
The girl nodded hesitantly and said softly, "My name is Ranran."
"Which Ran? The Ran that's rising?"
"Um."
"Wow, that's a really lively name." Yi Jingchen said to her with a smile, "My name is Yi Jingchen. But you can call me uncle if you want."
Just consider it as the elders’ division!
Yi Jingchen thought optimistically.
Seeing that they had made up their minds, the driver dropped Yi Jingchen off near the market.
Inside the market, both sides of the road were filled with goods and cars could not drive in at all.
Yi Jingchen and Ranran got out of the car and smelled an unfriendly odor before entering the market.
There are poultry and livestock in this market. Just imagine that the environment must not be very good.
Yi Jingchen has been to many markets and has become accustomed to this atmosphere.
He looked at Ranran, observing her reaction.
There were a lot of people at the market, and Ranran was obviously a little scared, so she hid beside Yi Jingchen, the only person she was "familiar" with.
"Do you want to go in?"
"...Yeah." Although Ranran was timid, he still mustered up the courage when he saw such a prosperous scene and his peers running happily among them.
Yi Jingchen took the opportunity to reach out his hand, "Then hold my hand, so that I won't get lost."
"Okay." Ranran didn't think much and took Yi Jingchen's hand.
When Ranran's mother saw this scene, she couldn't help but feel surprised.
She and her ex-husband separated because of domestic violence.
When Ranran was very young, he often saw his mother being beaten.
The man she met later was very friendly to her, but when they were alone together, he showed a completely different expression.
Fortunately, she discovered it in time, cut off the relationship, and decided never to let a man interfere in the lives of mother and daughter under the pretext that "the child needs a father".
Even so, Ranran is still full of fear of strange men.
During the school years, she can send her child to a girls’ school, but what about later?
Ranran has to grow up. She can't always hide in a small living space away from men.
It's not her fault.
Ranran's mother is determined to make Ranran realize that there are still normal men in the world.
So she hesitated again and again, and after much investigation, she chose this program and applied for Yi Jingchen to be responsible for taking care of Ranran.
She is not a fan, but she has heard this name from colleagues and friends. She knows that he is a warm-hearted journalist who has helped many people get out of the haze.
Some people also say that Yi Jingchen knows magic and can save all unhappiness.
If it was him...
When Ranran's mother saw her daughter take the initiative to hold the hand of an adult man for the first time, she seemed to see a glimmer of hope for her daughter to return to normal.
"Yi Jingchen is really good. He didn't say he was afraid that Ranran would get lost, but he told Ranran not to get lost herself. Putting children in an active position will cultivate their sense of responsibility and autonomy, and it's also a little trick to prevent them from getting lost." The child expert hired by the program team analyzed seriously, "Given Ranran's situation, I wouldn't recommend her to be alone with a man. After all, it's a strong medicine, and the slightest mistake can cause sequelae. If it's Yi Jingchen, there should be no problem."
"Why is he okay?" the person next to him asked in a low voice.
Another person replied, "Yi Jingchen is essentially a cat. The potential risks of an adult male do not exist in him."
"That makes sense."
Everyone accepted this setting easily.
Ranran held Yi Jingchen's hand and walked into the market, feeling as if she had arrived in a strange world.
Yi Jingchen was quite familiar with this place and enthusiastically chatted with the street vendors.
"Grandma, did you make this pickled mustard greens yourself?"
The old lady with gray hair standing in front of several large vats cheerfully assured him and even took out a small box for him to try.
"It's delicious. I can eat three bowls of rice!" Yi Jingchen asked, "I live far away. Can you mail it to me? I'll pay for the postage."
"Mail? I've never done that before." The old lady waved her hand and was about to refuse.
Yi Jingchen didn't give up. After thinking for a while, he said, "Will your children or grandchildren mail it?"
"Yes, he goes to school in the city. I support him by selling pickled mustard tubers. He knows everything, everything." The old lady's face was full of pride when she talked about her child.
"Then can you ask him to mail it to me? I really want to eat it."
"You can't eat pickled mustard greens where you are? Okay." The old lady took out a small notebook from her clothes and asked Yi Jingchen to write down the address.
Yi Jingchen said that he had a large group, so he happily bought 100 kilograms of pickled mustard greens and paid an extra 1,000 yuan.
The old lady refused, so he half-jokingly said, "This is the postage cost," which stunned the old lady.
“Is the postage that expensive?”
Ranran muttered.
She didn't know the shipping charges, she only knew that many of the things her mother bought were free shipping to her home.
"Of course." Yi Jingchen said with a smile, "They mailed it specially for me, so the effort is worth it."
Ranran nodded, not quite understanding, feeling that Yi Jingchen was different from the men she had met before.
Yi Jingchen walked forward a little, bought a candied haws and handed it to Ranran.
Because I don’t like sour hawthorns, I went to the front and waited for the old man to make marshmallows.
The two people in front of him were also one big and one small. The big one was elegant and noble, and didn't look like a local.
Yi Jingchen moved closer, and Maomao took a furtive look and saw a familiar and beautiful face.
"Senior?!" Yi Jingchen screamed.
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