Summer vacation classroom
"Senior?" Yi Jingchen opened his cat eyes wide in surprise. He obviously had not thought that he would meet Chi Yaoxi in such a remote rural market.
When Chi Yaoxi was called by him, his expression became much calmer, as if he had been prepared, and he simply greeted him.
Yi Jingchen looked at him, then at the boy next to Chi Yaoxi, and immediately came to a conclusion:
The case was solved, and it was highly likely that Chi Yaoxi had received the same notice as himself.
[strangeness. ]
Yi Jingchen muttered secretly, his eyes wandering repeatedly on Chi Yaoxi's face.
[If I remember correctly, there should be some educational requirements for "Summer Classroom," right?]
Thinking of this, Yi Jingchen looked at Chi Yaoxi with a more wise gaze.
I remember that during the "Super Idol" competition, someone explained to Yi Jingchen that although Chi Yaoxi is a senior, he is a few months younger than Yi Jingchen.
Counting on my fingers, Chi Yaoxi was just eighteen years old when he participated in the talent show.
He is just a little older than Du Xingwei, who did not graduate from high school.
Yi Jingchen skipped two grades in school and graduated at the age of 20.
Chi Yaoxi was only eighteen years old at that time, which, according to normal reasoning, was probably the age when he had just finished high school.
Even in the entertainment industry, regardless of educational level, there are many people with no education.
But when "Summer Classroom" is looking for a teacher for the children, it can't be an idol with only a high school education, right?
Yi Jingchen stared at his senior without blinking.
Chi Yaoxi saw the confusion in his eyes and glanced at Benmao lightly.
"I went to college." After saying that, he didn't explain much and turned to buy marshmallows for the boy next to him.
"Did he just pass the exam? And it's the junior class?" Yi Jingchen chased after him and told his own inference.
Chi Yaoxi didn't answer and asked, "What flavor of marshmallow do you want?"
"Vanilla!" Yi Jingchen said subconsciously, only to find that Chi Yaoxi's gaze was looking at Ranran beside him.
Ranran was somewhat afraid of strange men, so it was impossible for her to strike up a conversation with them.
Maybe it’s because Chi Yaoxi is so beautiful, with a kind of beauty that ambiguous her gender.
Ran Ran squeezed Yi Jingchen's fingers, glanced at him, and mustered up the courage to answer, "Grass, strawberry."
"Okay." Chi Yaoxi knew that most people here used cash, so he handed the stall owner a bill and said softly, "Three."
"Okay." The stall owner scooped out a spoonful of white sugar and gave it to the boy in the front of the line first to make his original marshmallow.
While waiting in line, Yi Jingchen turned around and quickly searched for "Chi Yaoxi's education background".
Soon, the results that appeared on the page made the stupid silver gradient open his mouth wider and wider.
Yi Jingchen is definitely not a blindly confident person, but he cannot overcome the bad nature of human beings and is more or less vain.
In the past, he would always intentionally or unintentionally show off that he graduated from University A and currently worked at a news station.
As Yi Jingchen said: In addition to realizing ideals and ambitions, the biggest function of a good school is to show off and compete!
When it comes to studying, he is purely interested in it and will study hard even if no one is supervising him.
Looking back on his student career, Yi Jingchen can proudly say that he has perfectly achieved his goal, been admitted to the best university in the country, and has not wasted his four years in college.
Later, he accidentally entered the entertainment industry. Although he did not need academic qualifications to become famous, the top student from University A still added a lot of halo to Yi Jingchen.
Yi Jingchen was fully convinced that his academic qualifications were definitely impressive in the entire entertainment industry.
But who knew that when the search results were placed in front of Yi Jingchen.
Staring at the huge word "Master", a certain stupid cat felt for the first time that he was being left behind in this race.
Moreover, although the school Chi Yaoxi attended was not as famous as University A, it was recognized as a top university. However, it was directly under the Ministry of National Defense, and most of its graduates were given money to the state.
"Senior." Yi Jingchen put away his phone dejectedly, and he was convinced by the call of "senior".
Chi Yaoxi noticed his action, but responded without paying much attention. He took the original marshmallow from the boss and handed it to the boy next to him first.
The boy was about eight or nine years old, at the age when he was supposed to be naughty. He also had a lively look and seemed to be restless.
What was strange was that when he followed Chi Yaoxi, he was like a tamed wolf, quiet and silent.
[Wow! ]
[Senior is really scary!]
[I don’t know what he did to the child.]
The boy turned around with the marshmallow in his hand and heard Yi Jingchen's voice, but he didn't see his mouth open. He thought this adult could speak ventriloquism.
Chi Yaoxi was watching from the side. He didn't dare to poke Yi Jingchen's belly to see if there was any sound coming from there.
He stretched out his arm and handed the marshmallow to Ranran, who was looking around timidly.
"Here you go!" the boy said generously.
Ranran shook her head and hid behind Yi Jingchen.
Even though the boy was not considered a 'strange uncle', he was older than Ranran.
Ranran attends a girls' school and has daily contact with female teachers.
Due to her childhood experiences, Ranran always keeps a distance when facing the opposite sex who is older than her.
The boy ignored Ranran's defense and resistance, took a step forward, and tried to force the marshmallow into her hand.
"stop!"
Before the boy could touch Ranran, Yi Jingchen moved and stood between the two children.
"She already said no, it would be rude to force it on her at this point."
When the boy saw him, he was obviously not as timid as he was when he saw Chi Yaoxi. He asked bravely, "Why? I didn't do anything wrong."
"From your perspective, that might be true. However, you don't respect the girl's subjective wishes," Yi Jingchen explained seriously. "In normal contact, she doesn't need you to give her things that she can get on her own. And she doesn't need you to give her things that she can't get and doesn't want."
The boy was confused by this set of rhetoric and looked at his temporary teacher Chi Yaoxi.
Chi Yaoxi opened his mouth and said only two words, "Listen."
The boy understood instantly.
Chi Yaoxi doesn't look easy to deal with, and he won't support himself.
"Then, what should I do?" The boy adjusted his attitude and asked in a low voice.
Yi Jingchen asked back, "When you expressed your love for a girl before, would you pull her braids?"
The boy didn't answer, but judging by his expression, he should have answered yes.
"When interacting with girls, the correct etiquette is that if you want to hold her hand, you should extend your hand and let the girl make the decision, rather than forcibly pulling her hand."
As if thinking that the boy was too young to say such things, he changed his approach to something more understandable, "If you want the flower to bloom more beautifully, don't pick it, but provide it with a suitable living space."
The boy lived in a beautiful city and had seen many beautiful flowers. He nodded as if he understood.
"good."
Yi Jingchen leaned over and ruffled his hair, ending the topic of "flowers and girls".
Ran Ran, who was hiding behind Yi Jingchen, held his hand tighter.
Standing up again, Yi Jingchen found that Chi Yaoxi was looking at him with a calm and slightly inquiring gaze.
"?" Yi Jingchen met his gaze. "What's the matter? Senior, do you think I'm too preachy?"
[When our reporter saw the crooked seedlings, he couldn't help but want to straighten them.]
[It's just an occupational disease.]
"No." Chi Yaoxi admitted frankly, "I can't explain your logic."
Yi Jingchen had just checked his academic qualifications and said with a smile, "You are a science major, and I am a liberal arts major, so of course we are different."
After thinking for a moment, Yi Jingchen continued, "If we were in a war, you would be in charge of the front lines, and I would just be shouting 666 from behind."
Chi Yaoxi imagined that scene, and a ripple appeared on his calm expression.
Yi Jingchen played a game, and none of the four bosses could protect him.
If we let him shout 666 in the back, wouldn’t we have to send out a battalion to protect him?
——That’s not necessary.
"And now, my job is to spread knowledge and love, and strive to make your expertise useless."
As a student directly recruited by the Ministry of National Defense, if Chi Yaoxi is urgently recalled one day, it means that we will have to enter a state of preparation for war.
His being of no use is actually the greatest blessing to the times.
When Chi Yaoxi heard this, a faint smile appeared on his face.
"Yeah, I think so too."
"Wow~ Senior, you look so pretty when you smile. Would you consider following me..."
Yi Jingchen was easily seduced by the beauty and almost blurted out to invite Chi Yaoxi to do a set of pictures with him.
Ranran gently pulled him from behind, and the marshmallows were ready.
Yi Jingchen finally woke up from his dream, took the two marshmallows, and asked Chi Yaoxi where he was going.
Chi Yaoxi was in charge of the little boy. Naturally, he had no interest in skirts and shiny silver jewelry. He wanted to go to the front to watch others playing spinning tops and fighting crickets.
Yi Jingchen didn't force it.
The main arrangement today is to develop a relationship with the child in my charge. It would definitely be uncomfortable for Ranran to be with an older boy.
The two groups decided to go in opposite directions. Yi Jingchen held up a grape-flavored marshmallow and said, "Senior, thank you for the marshmallow~"
Chi Yaoxi had already taken a few steps, turned around and said "hmm", just as an acceptance of thanks.
Yi Jingchen caught his gaze and had another bold idea.
——I really should have asked for a set of pictures at the same time.
After saying goodbye to Chi Yaoxi, Yi Jingchen took Ranran to a shop along the street.
This is a street, and although there are stalls on both sides, the road is completely occupied.
Behind the stalls, there are several fixed shops that look quite old.
You can tell from the door that the shop does not have a rolling shutter door, but instead has some shabby wooden doors that don't look like they can protect against thieves at all.
Yi Jingchen noticed that there were many young girls gathered in front of a shop, some of them dressed in the style of ethnic minorities.
"That should be it. Let's go in and take a look."
Yi Jingchen walked over with Ranran, took a look, and realized that the situation was a little bad.
The shop was indeed found, but the owner was a tall and thin man.
People who come to the store to buy clothes have to use a tape measure to measure their bodies before they can get the right clothes.
Even when measuring a child, only the waist circumference and leg length are roughly measured.
Given Ranran's condition, she definitely couldn't accept a strange man approaching her.
Yi Jingchen walked into the store and told the man about the situation. The man looked a little worried.
"My wife is not here today. There is only one apprentice in the shop, and he is also a young boy."
"Then lend me the ruler and I'll find someone to measure her." Yi Jingchen took the ruler and looked for a girl who looked very enthusiastic to measure Ranran's height and waist circumference.
The shopkeeper wrote down the data, took out a set of clothes that fit Ranran, and reminded her, "The clothes here are a bit troublesome to wear. She may not be able to wear them well by herself."
Yi Jingchen responded and handed the clothes to the girl who had just helped him, troubling her again.
He stayed where he was, not even going into the locker room, just looking in that direction.
The shopkeeper thought Yi Jingchen was a little strange.
It was just a measurement of height, not much contact.
Yi Jingchen would rather swallow his pride and hand Ranran over to a stranger than do it himself.
When the little girl came in, she was holding his hand, so she was definitely not that afraid of Yi Jingchen.
The shopkeeper raised his doubts and received a look from Yi Jingchen that said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"She hates the opposite sex, and I'm of the opposite sex, so of course I have to stay away from her." Yi Jingchen said righteously, "It's like if you have a friend who is extremely afraid of heights, would you take him hiking every day?"
"Is that so?" the shopkeeper said uncertainly. "If you have weaknesses, you must overcome them."
Yi Jingchen stared at him and said seriously, "You can obviously help him stay away from fear. It doesn't matter if you don't overcome some weaknesses."
Frankly speaking, Yi Jingchen felt that Ranran’s problem was not a big deal.
At present, it seems that she just dislikes contact with older men, and is not so extreme as to scream at them as soon as she sees them.
In that case, if she doesn't want to change, there's no need to change.
You won’t die if you don’t have contact with the opposite sex.
Yi Jingchen has always been like this, there is an escapist element in his character.
He knew he had many weaknesses, but who doesn't have weaknesses?
If the weakness is not fatal, is it really necessary to endure the nausea and fear to overcome it?
Yi Jingchen's understanding is very clear.
As long as Ranran can communicate normally with the opposite sex and gradually come out of the shadows, it will be amazing!
About twenty minutes later, Ranran walked out of the locker room. She had changed into a floral dress and wore silver hair accessories. She really looked like a girl from a minority ethnic group.
"Beautiful!" Yi Jingchen praised without hesitation, pulling out his phone from his pocket and asking, "Want to take a picture?"
"Yeah!" Ranran looked at the camera and made a 'yeah' gesture.
Yi Jingchen pressed the shutter and directed remotely, "This pose is too common. Try a cute one, like jumping... Right, right, right!"
The two of them strolled around the market for a long time, and when they returned to the shooting location, it was already very late.
Ranran's mother forced herself not to follow. Her daughter spent the entire afternoon with a stranger, which made her extremely nervous. She was so anxious that she kept pacing outside the hotel.
Finally, they saw two figures, one big and one small, approaching in the moonlight, and Ranran's mother hurried over.
Halfway through the walk, she noticed that Ran Ran's expression was particularly relaxed when she spoke to Yi Jingchen, and she didn't look like someone facing a group that she was afraid of.
"Mom!" Ran Ran rushed over to show her the clothes she was wearing, "Do they look good? Brother Chen bought them for me."
"It looks good." Ranran's mother noticed that in just one afternoon, her way of addressing Yi Jingchen changed from 'uncle' to 'brother Chen'.
"Brother Chen took so many photos for me, I want to stay."
"Okay, okay." Ranran's mother hugged her daughter and asked Yi Jingchen if he could send the photos to her.
"Sure~ Leave me your email address and I'll package the original pictures and send them to you."
When Ranran's mother heard the word "leave an email address", her hand, which was about to open WeChat, paused.
Well, she is a star after all. How could she exchange WeChat with an ordinary person like me just because of a variety show?
What's more, I'm divorced, so it's normal for young boys to be prejudiced.
Ranran's mother was thinking sensitively, and then she heard Yi Jingchen's mind beeping:
[The photos I took are amazing. I must send them in their original form via email. WeChat just compresses the images.]
[Speaking of which, should I ask for contact information first?]
[After all, Ranran and I just became sworn siblings~]
At this moment, if Aurora is here, he will definitely say: You are worthy of it.
Find brothers and sisters all over the world!
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On the first day of recording of "Summer Vacation Mini Class", early in the morning, Yi Jingchen was awakened from his dream by the crowing of a rooster. He looked at the time and it was not yet six o'clock.
He changed his clothes while mumbling, and just as he walked out of the largest hotel in town, he received a mission card.
Mission name: Rescue the baby.
Mission introduction: Dear temporary teachers, the students you are responsible for have been captured by the hungry devil. Please rescue them with delicious breakfast.
Yi Jingchen read the task card three times before he was able to extract the main information with his excellent reading ability.
"Let's make breakfast, right?" Yi Jingchen put away the task card. He had obviously done his homework and knew that these projects might be included in the reality show. He asked calmly, "Where do we make it? Where are the ingredients?"
"You figure it out yourself," the staff member said coldly, glancing at the time. "It's 6:10 in the morning. If you can't defeat the Hungry Demon before 8:00, your students won't have breakfast."
“…” Yi Jingchen widened his eyes in surprise.
So cruel?
Even if other variety shows make things difficult for the guests, at most the conditions are just a little more simple, but "Summer Mini Class" simply doesn't give them anything.
If it's just breakfast, it's okay to skip it. Every adult has experienced skipping breakfast a few times.
But the program team used children as threats.
Yi Jingchen thought about Ran Ran, who had sworn brotherhood with him yesterday, gritted his teeth, and asked angrily, "Are there any restrictions on breakfast?"
"No, both Chinese and Western food are fine."
"Okay." Yi Jingchen responded and walked towards the village along the path.
Arriving at the village entrance, Yi Jingchen saw several other people.
Li Jibai and Yan Zhichen were also having a headache about making breakfast.
Fortunately, one of them is a male and the other is a kindergarten teacher, so they have some social experience and usually help out in the dormitory, so they don't cause any trouble.
Chi Yaoxi remained the calmest in the face of the outrageous task. He took out a knife and prepared to make a fire-making device, but was stopped by the program crew who felt sorry for him and gave him a lighter.
If the program crew really asked the guests to start by rubbing two sticks together to make fire, it would be too cruel.
"Now that we have a fire source, there are plenty of things that can burn here. Next, we just need to solve the problem of food." Chi Yaoxi analyzed calmly, "Can we hunt here?"
"No! The ingredients can only be found in the village!" The staff were afraid that he would be completely liberated and accidentally get a national protected animal, and then they would not be able to record the show at all.
Chi Yaoxi looked normal.
Only Yi Jingchen heard a few dirty words hidden behind his pretty face.
"We can find the ingredients in the village... I think I understand. What they mean is that we should ask the villagers for them."
"Then this task is quite simple, isn't it just begging?" Yan Zhichen said calmly, "Anyway, people in our line of work have long lost their dignity."
Everyone looked at Yan Zhichen with awe, wanting to know what kind of story he had experienced.
A few people simply assigned the tasks. Chi Yaoxi and Yi Jingchen were responsible for making the fire, while Li Jibai and Yan Zhichen were responsible for solving the food problem.
Before the four of them were ready to act, Yi Jingchen casually asked, "Wait, don't we have five guests?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the staff member looked embarrassed and tactfully said that another guest had refused the task.
"Why?"
Could it be that the remaining one is Qi Weiyi? !
This time, they really misunderstood Qi Weiyi.
Although the little ancestor is very naughty, he will not make things difficult for the staff or break the rules during recording.
He knew he couldn't bear the hardship, so he refused to accept it at first.
The reason given by the guest who did not show up at this moment was:
The task starts too early, which affects my beauty sleep, and cooking will damage my freshly done manicure.
After hearing the reasons relayed by the staff, Li Jibai and Yan Zhichen looked at each other, then looked at Yi Jingchen, secretly lighting candles for the guest who did not show up.
I hope she can live to see the end of this recording, Amen.
After hearing the reason, Chi Yaoxi didn't care too much.
It’s just a matter of making a fire, he and Yi Jingchen can handle it easily.
The program crew did not provide kitchen utensils, so life only solved the fire source, and also required a large amount of flammable materials.
In the past few years, flammable materials were not difficult to find in rural areas. There were wheat straw and corn stalks at the doorsteps of every household, which were all good flammable materials.
But now, wheat straw and corn stalks are taken away to be used as fertilizer, and traditional coal stoves have been replaced with air conditioners and natural gas, so it is really not easy to find them in the short term.
Fortunately, Yi Jingchen was experienced and familiar with the rural environment. He sneaked around from house to house to check the situation, and finally found the target object: corn stalks in the home of a villager who still had a brick bed!
What’s even more coincidental is that the owner of this house is actually the old lady who sold pickled mustard greens yesterday.
After the old lady returned home, she learned from her grandson that mailing was not that troublesome and the postage was not that expensive.
She had been thinking about talking about this matter with Yi Jingchen the next time she saw him, but she didn't expect that he would come to her house to beg.
The old lady was a bit stubborn. When she saw Yi Jingchen, she stubbornly asked him if he sympathized with her.
"No! Absolutely not!" Yi Jingchen almost swore to the heavens, "I'm really just greedy. If you don't believe me, ask them!"
Several accompanying staff members nodded quickly.
The live broadcast room also echoed the sentiment.
[I testify! Chenchen is a greedy cat]
[Who would have thought that he gave up his own friends and family seat to Shu Lang just to let Shu Lang's parents bring some dried meat]
[It is said that they brought three sacks of dried meat, which they finished in the dormitory within a week... No wonder Yi Jingchen always fails to lose weight.]
[Let's be honest. After listening to them arguing for so long, isn't what I'm offering the market price?]
[Yes, the prices there are too cheap. Of course, if you mail it to City S, you have to pay the prices in City S.]
Yi Jingchen turned up the barrage in the live broadcast room to the maximum and showed it to the old lady, finally convincing her that she was just greedy.
The extra postage is charged purely because the other party has not developed an online shopping business. It takes a lot of effort from packing to mailing, and the value of this labor should also be respected.
"Grandma, your pickled mustard greens are so delicious! If you opened an online store, they would definitely sell like hotcakes and become famous all over the country. By then, I might not even be able to get in line to buy your pickled mustard greens. How could I possibly sympathize with you?"
The old lady thought about it and realized that when it came to making pickled mustard greens, she was the best in the area.
Netizens couldn't help but wonder how delicious the pickled mustard greens were that made Yi Jingchen so greedy, and they all called on the old lady to open online shopping channels.
Yi Jingchen finally resolved the crisis with his sweet talk and successfully begged for corn cobs and a small can of pickled mustard.
"Wow~" Yi Jingchen held the pickled mustard greens in his hand, feeling as if he had found a treasure. "With this bottle of mustard greens, even if they only bring back a few white steamed buns, we can still have a good meal."
[Enough, I know you are advertising, hurry up and post the link! ]
[I know at first glance that this pickled mustard greens can’t be bad! ]
So, where is the link?
[If there is no link, I can only rob Chenchen’s 100-pound express delivery]
【Add me! 】
Yi Jingchen returned to the gathering place with pickled mustard greens and corn stalks, and saw that Chi Yaoxi had already started a fire and was boiling water in an iron pot.
Li Jibai and Yan Zhichen brought good news and bad news.
The bad news is: they didn’t have much luck begging and didn’t get anything good.
The good news is: they passed by a vegetable garden and secretly picked two handfuls of green vegetables.
After listening to this, Yi Jingchen patted his two teammates on the shoulders.
"After this meal, you will be on the road, and will be on the run from now on."
Yan Zhichen and Li Jibai, two senior intellectuals, nodded solemnly and tragically.
Chi Yaoxi: ...
Fools flock together, and idiots are grouped together.
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