Chapter 194 High-end political struggle, starting with eating melons 2
Minister of War Pei Junfei: "..."
Where is my butt sagging? ! Ah?
Although my butt is old, it is still very curvy!
The humerus in the court: Yo~~ How curvy is it? ΘεΘ
Minister of War: "..."
Who the hell wrote this? ! !
Isn't this a personal attack? !
Who the hell is so idle that he judges people by their appearance? !
Stand up and let me see, how curvy is your butt? !
Is it as curvy as my butt? !
Emperor Deyuan: I!
I wrote it!
Minister of War Pei Junfei: "..."
Your Majesty, you really love the people like your own children, understand the people's feelings, and observe carefully!
Thank you, Your Majesty, for caring about my butt.
Emperor Deyuan: Not a personal attack?
Minister of War: I want you to eat some ginseng rooster to replenish your body.
Courtiers in the front row: "..."
Minister of Works: I didn't expect you to be so flexible!
Minister of War: Don't be too happy too soon, your melon will be here soon.
Minister of Works: You have to eat your melon first!
[You can't see it even in a long robe? ]
As soon as these words fell, countless eyes fell on the buttocks of Minister of War Pei Junfei.
The buttocks of the Minister of War suddenly became like a glowing auspicious sign, and everyone wanted to come and see it.
Courtiers in the front row: Yes, it's cold now, and I'm wearing a lot of clothes, so I can't see it.
Lord Jian, please come back in the summer to have a look.
Minister of War: "..."
[Hey, it's very rude to stare at other people's buttocks. This makes me look very uneducated. 】
Minister of War: Uh-huh, please stop looking.
Look at the other people on the flower list.
【But I couldn't help but want to look. 】
Jian Ruonan clasped her hands together in her heart: 【Minister Pei: I'm sorry! 】
【Hehe, apologize before reading, then I won't be rude. 】
Minister of War: ... Thank you so much, you are so polite!
Chaozhong Husband: You are worthy of being the light of Daxia, you are well educated!
The first person in Daxia!
I have learned, I have learned!
Old Pei, I'm sorry, we can't help but want to take a few more glances!
【Let me see who wrote these comments... Who is so boring that he stares at other people's buttocks like a dead pervert! 】
Chaozhong Husband: Yes, who is the dead pervert? !
Who wrote it? !
【It turns out that the old emperor wrote it himself.】
Emperor Deyuan: Who just called me a pervert? !
The humerus in the court: I am not me, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense. (Three denials)
It was the little baby who confiscated the house who cursed!
Your Majesty, if you are dissatisfied, you can punish Lord Jian!
Emperor Deyuan: “…”
Since it was the little cutie who cursed, I will not care.
The humerus in the court: Your Majesty, you are more flexible!
【The old emperor would not have touched it himself, right? 】
His heart suddenly jumped up!
【After all, the old emperor likes it. 】
【However, the Minister of War is so old, over 60 years old... Hey, maybe the old emperor likes old butts! Otherwise, how would he know so clearly? ! Minister
of War: "..."
Old ass......
Minister of Works: Lao Pei, I can't tell that you and His Majesty have touched each other's buttocks!
Minister of Personnel: Or the old buttocks! Minister of Revenue : Isn't it the
hanging buttocks? Minister of Rites: The old hanging buttocks! Minister of War: "..." You've had enough!! 【The old emperor has never touched it.】 Disappointed. Emperor Deyuan: "..." Sorry to disappoint the little cutie. Minister of Works: Your Majesty, you can also not disappoint Lord Jian. You are the Son of Heaven, His Majesty!! The Son of Heaven can touch even the tiger's buttocks, so why can't he touch an old buttocks? ! Minister of War: "..." Lao Pang, what grudge do I have against you? ! Why are you teasing me like this! [Okay, put my old butt aside, let's get down to business, check the etiquette of the civil and military officials in the court! ] Jian Ruonan picked up the flower list—— [Let me see, did An Yushi pee in his pants today? ] An Yushi, who was staring at the old buttocks of the Minister of War, was shocked: "..." Weren't we still discussing the Minister of War? Why did it suddenly turn to me? ! The humerus in the court: Hey, don't try to guess what the little baby is thinking! You won't figure it out no matter how much you guess! An Yushi: Oh, I have to take a break in the middle of the court now. It's just an hour, I can still bear it! I am destined to disappoint Lord Jian today.
An Yushi started to show off.
The courtiers in the front row pricked up their ears: An Yushi, don’t be too happy too soon, Lady Jian is a woman who can catch people by surprise.
Sure enough, the next voice came——
[Oh my god, the underwear An Yushi is wearing actually hides a secret!!]
The humerus in the court: Hiss——Take a deep breath of cool air!
Secret? !
Black chicken? !
Black: Red and black.
Black chicken: Red and black...
Did we eat a cucumber? !
An Yushi: “...”
Fucking cucumber? !
[An Yushi actually wore a menstrual belt!! ]
[This way you won’t pee in your pants! ]
[Not bad, not bad, this method is worth promoting, An Yushi is thoughtful. 】
An Yushi wanted to cry but had no tears: This old minister has good intentions, but what about your intentions, Lord Jian? !
Lord Jian, can you please not take advantage of everyone, okay? This
old minister is almost skinned bald by all the wool!
Political struggle, come on, political struggle!!
I am already thirsty and can’t stand it!
The right-hand man in the court: What political struggle? How can political struggle be as delicious as eating melon? !
The courtiers in the back row: Aren’t we discussing matters? !
What ’s going on today?
Every time Lord Jian comes to check the misconduct in front of the palace, the atmosphere in the court becomes weird.
Emperor Deyuan: Discussing matters, discussing matters, by the way, what are we discussing today? !
Where were you just talking about?
The civil and military officials in the court: "......"
They were led astray by Lord Jian again.
Emperor Deyuan: Hey, I was interrupted by the cucumber that An Aiqing said.
An Yushi: Blame me.
Emperor Deyuan: Okay, okay, I remember now.
Today's topic is to ban gambling and select officials to ban gambling.
Since no one has volunteered and no one has recommended, let me name the names.
"What do you think, my dear ministers?" Emperor Deyuan squinted his eyes, looking down at the civil and military officials in the court while sitting on the yellow dragon chair.
Let me see who to name first!
The Minister of War secretly clenched the concealment talisman in his hand, and silently said in his heart: You can't see me, you can't see me!
The concealment talisman was drawn by the Minister of War at Qingxu Temple and asked Master Li to draw it himself. Master Li said that as long as you hold it in your hand, your presence will be greatly reduced.
The Minister of War's little action was immediately captured by Jian Ruonan's melon-eating system.
[In order not to be named, the Minister of War actually asked for a concealment talisman? 】
【Is this thing useful? ！ 】
The eyes of Emperor Deyuan and other court officials instantly shifted to the head of the Minister of War, and the Minister of War became the most handsome guy in the entire Jinluan Palace.
Minister of War: I personally tested it, it doesn’t work.
【Could this be the legendary soldier never tired of deception? ！ 】
【As expected of a Minister of War who has been on the battlefield and led soldiers! 】
【Using metaphysical attacks at the beginning! 】
【Although it’s useless! 】
【Hahahahahahaha——】
【Hehe, let’s see if he has any tricks? 】
【Oh my god, he has quite a few tricks——】
The humerus in the court: Tell me, Lord Jian, tell me! !
Minister of War: “......”
I promised not to eat the in-law melon for the time being!
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everyone a fortune charm, wishing everyone wealth and fortune, wealth comes, wealth comes from the sky, wealth comes from all directions!