Chapter 195 The little eunuch is now the owner of the melon!
Jian Ruonan continued to search in the melon field——
【When the Minister of War was young, he fell ill, and his family found a dog as a substitute for him. 】
【After the dog substitute was found, the Minister of War recovered from his illness soon. Unexpectedly, the Minister's wife fell in love with the dog, and lived and ate with the dog every day, neglecting the Minister of War, which made the Minister of War so angry that he was fuming! 】
【Then, the Minister of War began to compete with the dog for his affection. 】
【Is this the legendary substitute literature, hahahaha——it's still a dog substitute, hahahaha——】
【After a while, the dog fell ill, and the Minister's wife was extremely anxious. The Minister of War's mortal enemy was about to die, and was ready to celebrate in advance, but a great god came and told him that the dog fell ill because a substitute had not been returned. 】
【The Minister of War pondered: Isn't the dog's substitute himself? ! 】
【He was afraid of retribution, so he went to the Taoist temple and used paper money to make a substitute for the dog, hahahahaha——】
【Standard nesting dolls! 】
【Is the Minister of War so superstitious and funny? Hahaha——】
The humerus in the court: Minister Pei, you live a wonderful life day by day!
The Minister of War: ...
It's like this in my hometown. All the diseases that can't be cured have to be sought from the gods!
The humerus in the court: Lord Jian, take a look, is there anything more outrageous!
The Minister of War: "..."
Jian Ruonan found out that the dog substitute and the talisman paper were made by Li Guanzhu.
Wasn't Li Guanzhu and Wu Yehe concentrating on researching landmines and thermal weapons on the farm? How could he find time to draw talismans and make dog substitutes to make extra money? !
As expected of Li Guanzhu, who once sold his skills and worked as a prostitute in a brothel, he deserves to make money.
He is a capable general under her, and his business ability is excellent!
I heard that the current national teacher is very capable, but she hasn't seen him yet. I wonder who is stronger in business ability between Li Guanzhu and the national teacher? !
Chaozhong humerus tilted his ears, did not hear the voice of Lord Jian, and once again brought the topic back to the emperor's appointment of generals.
Chaozhong humerus: Your Majesty, please appoint Lao Pei.
So despicable, actually asking for a talisman? !
Emperor Deyuan: I don't need to appoint, Pei Aiqing has already self-destructed.
Minister of War: "..."
[Yo, there are quite a few people who engage in metaphysics. ]
Chaozhong humerus: Yo, what else? ?
Minister of Works: Hey, Lao Pei, why don't you share your good stuff with everyone?
Let everyone see what the concealment talisman looks like?
The Minister of War and the Grand Academician of Ti-Ren Pavilion actually believes in talismans. Isn't it embarrassing to tell others about it? !
Hahahaha——
The Minister of War had a dark face: "Your Majesty, I saw that Minister Pang of the Ministry of Works seemed to have something to say."
Anyway, so many negative materials have been exposed, and the Minister of War is going all out.
Minister Pang Lianggong of the Ministry of Works, I wonder how long you can be so arrogant!
[Minister Pang of the Ministry of Works? He had a pain in his chest, and he actually hung a magic mirror on his chest to ward off evil...]
Minister of Works: "..."
Minister of War: Let you show off! Hahahaha——
[Minister Pang of the Ministry of Works is also superstitious, hahaha——]
[Pang Lianggong's superstition comes from his family, and his family is even more superstitious. ]
The humerus in the court raised his ears.
[The nickname of Minister Pang of the Ministry of Works is Pisheng. His mother dreamed that she gave birth to him by farting. Then she thought that this idiotic name would be easy to keep, so she called him Pisheng, hahaha——]
Minister of War: Hey, Pang Pisheng, nice to meet you!
The nickname of Minister Pang of the Ministry of Works and Dongge University Bachelor is Pisheng, hahaha——
Minister of Works: “…”
[There are even more outrageous ones, hahaha——]
[When his grandson was ten years old, he still slept with his mouth open. I don’t know which great god told him that it was not good to sleep with his mouth open, and he should use a shoe insole to hit his grandson’s mouth, and it would close after the hit.]
[There are some rules for slapping someone’s mouth. First, it needs to be done by the most respected person in the family, and second, the grandson must not be able to find out when he is being hit. 】
【As the highest-ranking official in the family, the Minister of Works was entrusted with an important task. 】
【Then, he sneaked into his grandson's room in the middle of the night. His grandson vaguely saw a dark figure holding a shoe insole and was frightened to death. Wahahahaha——】
Chao Zhong Humerus: Then, has his grandson's problem of sleeping with his mouth open been cured?
The Minister of Works: "..."
【His grandson kicked him and almost killed him. 】
【I don't know whether it was cured or not, but there is a lot of shadow in his grandson's heart, which caused his grandson to sleep on his stomach now, and you can't tell whether he has his mouth open or not! 】
【Hahahaha——】
Chao Zhong Humerus: Oh, I remember a few years ago, Minister Pang asked for a few days off. It seems that he was injured. At that time, Zhang Yuanpan of the Imperial Hospital came to see him in person.
I heard that he fell while serving the old ancestor at home. It turned out that he was kicked by his grandson in the middle of the night? !
Minister Pang, lying will make you leak urine!
Lord Jian, by the way, take a look, has Minister Pang ever urinated in the Golden Throne Hall? !
Minister of Works: "..."
Minister of War: Fortunately, my granddaughter is not married to your grandson.
Nima, a man who was hit on the mouth by his grandfather with a shoe insole in the middle of the night must have some hidden disease.
He even looks down on my eldest granddaughter!
Bah!
Minister of Works Pang Lianggong: "......"
Old Pei, don't be so proud.
Emperor Deyuan: "Minister Pang, if you have anything to say, just say it loudly."
Minister of Works: "Your Majesty, Minister Pei is wrong, I have nothing to say."
Minister of War: Oh, Lao Pang, you fainted so quickly, weren't you quite talkative when you mocked me just now? !
Minister of Works: I fainted!
Humph -
from now on, no one dared to speak easily.
In court, the emperor and courtiers above the third rank usually discuss matters, and those in the back row are all there to get some soy sauce. Those
in the front row have already figured out the rules, whoever comes forward will have his dirt exposed by Lord Jian, and those in the front row who are in the know are terrified. Those
in the back row who are getting some soy sauce know nothing.
The Golden Throne Hall suddenly fell into a strange silence.
No one dared to speak.
[Huh, have you finished your tea? Have you finished your snacks? ]
[Why didn't anyone refill your cup today? 】
The eunuch prepared Tieguanyin for Jian Ruonan, who liked this flavor very much. While eating melon and sipping tea, he finished a cup of tea and a plate of snacks in a short while.
Emperor Deyuan quickly winked at the eunuch standing beside him: Hurry up and add water to Master Jian! Add snacks!
Cao Degui is on vacation today, and the eunuch serving Master Jian is newly promoted.
The eunuch hurriedly took the kettle to add water.
[Strange, why don’t the civil and military officials in the court speak? Are they poisoned by the emperor’s old Bideng? 】
Emperor Deyuan: Old Bideng?
Although I don’t know what it means, it’s definitely not a good thing.
Front row humerus: I have waited for so long today, and I finally smelled this familiar smell of house confiscation!
The smell of house confiscation is late but it’s here!
The little eunuch saw for the first time that in the Golden Palace, besides the emperor, there were also court officials sitting there to attend court. It was a little girl in her teens, and she was drinking tea and eating snacks. If
the emperor drank tea and ate snacks while attending court, wouldn’t the court officials spray shit on him? !
What is the origin of this Lord Jian?
When the little eunuch was pouring tea, he couldn’t help but look at Jian Ruonan twice more.
This glance immediately caught Jian Ruonan’s attention.
[Hey, why isn’t it Eunuch Cao? This eunuch looks a little unfamiliar? ]
The little eunuch saw Lord Jian’s ability for the first time, and he was frightened.
[To be able to replace Eunuch Cao in the Golden Palace, he must have some ability! ]
[Let me see what this little eunuch is capable of! ]
[Oh my god, this little eunuch is an old master! 】