Chapter 196: Shock! Your Majesty's melons are big and yellow!
The court officials were shocked.
What old melon owner? !
What melon did I miss? !
Minister of Works: Old Pei, you and Lord Jian are relatives, did you know that?
Minister of War: I don't know, ask Minister Jian?
Jian Zhang was watched by the ministers, and suddenly he was a little nervous: This, I really know a thing or two.
Minister of Punishment: Minister Jian, write a detailed report and hand it in later.
Jian Zhang: "..."
[Isn't this little eunuch the little eunuch who hides aphrodisiacs in his chrysanthemums and makes the old emperor break his defenses at any time~~]
Some time ago, a big case happened in the palace.
The old emperor was poisoned by Chinese medicine.
It would be fine if he was poisoned once, but the old emperor was poisoned several times in a row.
Moreover, the drug was administered without any regularity, which often caused Emperor Deyuan to be inexplicably bestial.
People once suspected that the person who administered the drug was cultivating the old emperor as a stud.
The Ministry of Punishment, the Imperial Guard, and the Ministry of Justice were dispatched, the palace strengthened its guards, and everyone entering and leaving was strictly searched... After a series of high-pressure policies were implemented, the person who administered the drug was not found, and no one knew how the drug was brought into the palace.
In the end, it was still Jian Zhang, the Minister of Justice, who found the drug during a search of the eunuch's chrysanthemum.
Jian Zhang was therefore praised by Emperor Deyuan and was given the title of "Detective Jian".
Now everyone understands that "Detective Jian" is not Jian Zhang at all, "Detective Jian" is clearly the little baby who was confiscated! !
The humerus in the court: Master Jian gave birth to a good daughter!
The one who is close to the water gets the melon first!
He reached the pinnacle of life by eating melons.
The eyes of the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice and the Minister of the Supreme Court looked at Lord Jian with a little more enthusiasm.
As long as Lord Jian is recruited, wouldn’t it be a matter of minutes to complete the performance!
The common people no longer have to worry about false cases!
However, this case was solved, and no one knew the motive of the little eunuch.
What kind of hatred did this little eunuch have with the emperor? Why did he drug the emperor several times? ! It’s
okay to drug him. He didn’t die after being caught. He was promoted and served in the Golden Palace!
It’s really strange!
Minister of War: It shouldn’t be hatred. Which normal person would drug his enemy with aphrodisiacs? Don’t they all use arsenic?
Minister of Works: If it’s not hatred, then it’s to repay a favor. As long as you grasp the opportunity to drug, the person who is drugged will feel pretty good.
Emperor Deyuan: ...My dear Pang, if you feel good, I will let you try it another day!
Minister of Works: Your Majesty, I was just saying this casually, please don't take it to heart! Lao Pei said he wanted to use arsenic, and you criticized Lao Pei!
Minister of War: ...Your Majesty, give Lao Pang some medicine!
The humerus in the court: Don't make blind guesses, wait for Lord Jian to solve the puzzle!
[This little eunuch is not easy either. He is obsessed with the old emperor. In order to get the old emperor to favor him, he resorted to this desperate measure. If you are not careful, it will be a game of Nine Clans Candy Crush! ]
Minister of Works: Nine Clans Candy Crush?
The nine clans disappeared, and there is still fun?
Minister of War: Lao Pang, listen carefully, don't interrupt!
[The little eunuch is not only fine now, but also promoted...It shows that the little eunuch served the old emperor well! 】
The voice in his mind was quite abrupt.
【Hehe! 】
The humerus in the court suddenly realized: So the eunuch hid the medicine in his chrysanthemum in order to let the emperor visit him? !
Minister of Works: What? !
Minister of War: I told you to listen carefully, see, you are not paying attention, you didn’t understand! Lord Jian said that this eunuch hid the aphrodisiac in his chrysanthemum because he loves the emperor and wants him to visit him!
Minister of Works: Ah, if the medicine is stained with shit, then the emperor will...
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Minister of Personnel: Giving the emperor medicine, this man is so brave, why wasn’t he caught by the people of the Ministry of Punishment and beaten with a stick? ! Minister of Revenue:
Didn’t the little baby who confiscated the house say that the eunuch served the emperor comfortably, why are you not paying attention when eating melons? ! If you are not active in eating melons, you have a problem with your thinking!
Staring directly at the emperor is disrespectful, so the courtiers in the front row bury their heads and peek stealthily.
After looking at the emperor, they look at the eunuch.
The eunuch has red lips, white teeth, tender skin, a thin waist, and a particularly curved buttocks.
The court humerus: So the emperor likes to curve his buttocks, no wonder he noticed the sagging buttocks of the Minister of War!
The Minister of War: "..."
Aren't you looking at the eunuch? Why are you back to the same thing again! !
Angry! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻Emperor
Deyuan: “…”
I was careless. Cao Degui is on leave today.
Why did you send this little eunuch to the Golden Palace?!
Emperor Deyuan glanced at him and asked him to leave quickly!
Little eunuch:
Oh my, openly flirting in the Golden Palace! 1!]
[Emperor x little eunuch, this couple, I bow to them first!]
The little eunuch quickly retreated.
Although the little eunuch retreated, it was too late.
Jian Ruonan had already started chasing melons.
[Old Emperor, you should take less medicine, be careful not to drain your body.]
[Hey, the little eunuch’s medicine will not hurt your body...it’s just that the timing of the effect is not easy to grasp!]
[The eunuch can make medicine that does not harm the body. He really loves the old emperor! ]
[Let me see what strange things the old emperor did after taking the Chinese medicine? ]
[Hehe——]
Ministers in the front row: Hehe, the old emperor wanted to expose our gossip, but he didn’t expect us to eat our fill!
Don’t have the intention to expose other people’s gossip!
Emperor Deyuan: “…”
[During the hunting last autumn, a minister hunted a snow-white fawn. When the old emperor saw the deer, his body suddenly reacted…]
Ministers in the front row: Hiss—
Is it a fawn? I heard it right, is it a fawn? !
A snow-white fawn, that’s a good omen!!!
Did the emperor take action against the auspicious sign? !
[Emperor Deyuan immediately returned to his tent and summoned Concubine Yi. ]
Courtier: Oh, no.
Emperor Deyuan: What are you disappointed about? Huh? !
[Another time, Emperor Deyuan saw the new dragon throne made by the craftsman, and suddenly the medicine took effect…]
Courtier: ! !
Your Majesty fucked the dragon throne!!!
"Ah——" Emperor Deyuan shouted: "Lord Su!"
Emperor Deyuan suddenly spoke loudly, which scared Jian Ruonan.
[What's wrong with the old emperor? Didn't he just rest at Concubine Yi's place last night? Why is he still so angry
? ] [Concubine Yi is about to give birth, and you are still doing this. It won't be dangerous, right? ]
An Yushi: ! !
The real royal melon is here! !
It's royal and yellow! It's a double-yellow melon!
Emperor Deyuan suddenly raised his voice: "Lord Su, tell me your opinion!"
Look at what you all look like? !
Such an important morning court, and you are all eating melons! !
Those who are most excited to eat melons, I will not let any of them go! !
Hum—— ＜(`^)＞(
Court humerus: Your Majesty, you were not like this when you ate our melon just now!
Emperor Deyuan: “…”
Court humerus: Lord Jian, tell me quickly, what happened to the dragon throne later?!
——I
racked my brains and carefully designed the political struggle segment yesterday. In order to write about the political struggle, I lost two clumps of hair. Not to mention the few comments, some people even said that I was watery (crying and fainting). Forget it, now that this plot is finished, I'd better concentrate on posting melons. (Powerful plots are not for me)——A clear-headed author (self-proclaimed)