Chapter 206 What? ! You actually dislike my facekini!

Jian Ruonan picked a black facekini and took it in her hand. She first took off the beads on her head and put it on swiftly.

The size was right and the reserved holes were just right, allowing for smooth breathing without blocking the eyes.

After putting it on, the emperor and the ministers were stunned when they saw Jian Ruonan.

! ! ? ?

What the hell is this? ! It's

so scary!!

After Jian Ruonan put it on, she handed over the remaining facekinis in her hand, "Come on, everyone choose one and see what kind of patterns you like."

Fortunately, Zang Chun made more, otherwise he wouldn't have enough points.

"This one with peony and green leaves is suitable for Minister Pei."

The pattern of peony and green leaves is exactly the same as the pattern of the large flower collar in the Northeast. Minister Pei's hometown is the Northeast, so he must like it very much.

However, Jian Ruonan's good intentions were ignored by Minister Pei of the Ministry of War.

Minister Pei: I won't move if the enemy doesn't move, and I won't move if the enemy moves!

Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty, which one do you like?"

[Hey, I almost forgot, this kind of thing should let the emperor choose first, no wonder Minister Pei didn't move, Minister Pei knows the hierarchy. ]

[Mistake, mistake. ]

Emperor Deyuan: "..."

Actually, it's not that bad, I don't want to choose at all.

Ministers: "..."

The old men don't really want to choose either.

Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, that was made by Miss Five herself, you can't wait to wear it! ]

Tan Tai Mo: [......]

No.

Jian Ruonan looked at the hesitant people and recommended it to everyone: "This is good. We are going to go out later. It is so cold outside. This will keep you warm and prevent your face from being scratched by branches or something."

It is simply a must-have artifact for stealing.

Emperor Deyuan raised his hand and coughed: "My dear ministers, please choose first and try it on to see if it fits you?"

"If it doesn't fit, you can ask the palace maids to modify it."

Emperor Deyuan was very resistant, but he wanted to see what the ministers would look like wearing it.

After the ministers put it on, he would find an excuse not to wear it.

He is the emperor. If he doesn't wear it, is there anyone who dares to force him? !

"Your Highness Prince Rui, which one do you like?"

Doesn't the fourth prince like stealing the most? This one is perfect for him!

Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, choose one. Wear this in the future and stand outside the wall of Jinyang Marquis's Mansion. No one will know who you are!]

[Make a velvet version for winter to prevent your face from freezing!]

Last time, your lips were frozen purple. How pitiful!

Tan Tai Mo: [......Shut up! I don't need to be pitied!]

Tan Tai Mo took a look at the colorful patterns in front of him and quickly picked up a gray square pattern from the middle.

Xuanwu System: [See, she said no, but her body is very honest!]

Tan Tai Mo: [......]

[Since Miss Wu has taken out the facekini, she will definitely find a way to get everyone to wear it. I will choose an inconspicuous one first. 】

The Xuanwu system took a look and found that the rest were all bright red peonies, flying lovebirds, and vase branches. The one chosen by Xiao Si would not be visible under the cover of night.

If you choose other ones, you will be the most beautiful girl in the dark.

【Xiao Si, I didn’t expect you to be such a chicken! 】

Tan Tai Mo: 【......】

After Tan Tai Mo made his choice, the others remained motionless.

Jian Ruonan asked the big system: 【Why, it’s ugly? 】

Big system: 【It’s okay, I think it’s pretty good. Nan Nan, the black one of yours has stars embroidered on the back with silver thread, it looks so cool. 】

Jian Ruonan: 【The craftsmanship of Cang Chun is good. You haven’t seen it yet. There is a rope at the back to prevent it from falling. I tied a bow! 】

Big system: 【Really! How can you not want such a good thing? ! 】

Jian Ruonan: [These people are really obsessed with idols! ]

Now that we are here, how can we not want it?

——Once you are on my pirate ship, don’t even think about getting off!

Look at my metaphysical attack!

I am a woman who has been possessed by the Queen Mother and Yuanshi Tianzun!

The two great metaphysical enthusiasts, the Minister of War and the Minister of Works, will definitely be the first to surrender.

Jian Ruonan pinched her fingers, but because she was wearing a facekini, she didn’t feel profound, but rather a little funny, with a temperament of asking for a beating.

The big system reminded: [Nannan, take off your facekini first. ]

Jian Ruonan remembered then and took off her facekini.

After taking it off, she took out a handful of straw paper from her pocket, held the straw paper in her left hand, pinched her middle finger with her right thumb, and acted like a hermit.

She lowered her eyelids, counted on her fingers, lowered her head and whispered quickly: "Smimasai, Aligado, it's the same whether you lie to me or I lie to you, Xiba Simida--"

She deliberately lowered her voice and spoke unclearly, as if she was really reciting some profound secret language.

Emperor Deyuan took a breath of cool air.

He thought the little cutie was playing tricks, but he didn't expect that she had some skills.

The ministers looked at each other's noses and hearts, and remained silent.

After counting on her fingers, Jian Ruonan looked at the Minister of War first: "The Finance Palace is a meeting of three parties and four directions, and Wenquhuake. Today is against the will of heaven. If Minister Pei does not wear it, it may hurt the money."

"The facekini is a thing of the same clan as Sakyamuni. Wearing it can make Ziwei Tianxiang sit in the seat, which means abundant wealth."

In a word, if you don't wear it, you will lose money.

Pei Shangshu, who used a dog as a stand-in and then stabbed the dog as a stand-in: "......"

Then, Jian Ruonan snapped his fingers, and the straw paper in his left hand actually caught fire!

Pei Shangshu retreated five centimeters: Nima, what the hell! Before he

could react, Jian Ruonan quickly made a few seals and hit Pei Shangshu, "New chicken, keep touching a knife!"

Pei Shangshu: ! !

What new chicken? !

What touch a knife? !

Seeing that Jian Ruonan was going to continue, Pei Shangshu quickly picked one.

Nima, I wear it, can't I wear it? ! You want

me to spend money as soon as you open your mouth, and you want me to touch a knife!

Lord Jian, you have such a cruel heart!

Pei Shangshu reluctantly chose the one with copper money pattern.

After the selection, the Minister of War looked at the Minister of Works Pang Lianggong angrily: Lao Pang, it's your turn.

Minister of Works Pang turned his head and said: I appreciate your kindness. This thing is not something that everyone can handle. Wear it

, it has copper coin patterns, it will bring you wealth!

Minister of War: Angry!

Why should I be the only one to make the selection? Let's all come together to share the joys and sorrows!

The Minister of War said: "Lord Jian, everyone is very shy and can't understand the mystery. Otherwise, you can choose for everyone."

The little baby who seized the house chose it, I don't think anyone dares to refuse!

The other five ministers: Lao Pei, you are so fucking cunning!

Minister of War: "Minister Pang, I've seen you stare at me for a long time, you go first."

Minister of Works: "......"

After being reminded by the Minister of War, Jian Ruonan really looked at the Minister of Works: "Minister Pang, I see that you have problems with your disease palace. The disease palace is occupied by Tianji and Jumen, and at the same time, it will be occupied by the evil star Dijie."

In a word, if you don't wear it, you will get sick.

Minister Pang, who pays attention to health preservation and metaphysics: "......"

Jian Ruonan patted Minister Pang on the back, and then pointed out the window: "I just observed the celestial phenomena at night. If Minister Pang doesn't choose a protective kinki, when Beidou moves and the moon is at the middle, you will be exhausted and itchy."

Minister Pang's eyes widened.

Really? !

In less than a second, Minister Pang suddenly felt an unbearable itching in his body. He stretched out his hand and scratched his neck unconsciously. The more he scratched, the more it itched...

Minister Pang: So good! !

For the sake of his health, Minister Pang had to choose. He chose a pattern of a jade rabbit with a Ganoderma lucidum.

As soon as the facekini was in his hand, hey, it didn't itch anymore!

Old Pang burst into tears.

Lord Jian has one more means of forcing people.

In the end, there were six people left without a choice. Jian Ruonan picked and chose, and put away the plain ones, leaving only bright red peony, peach red, peony green leaves, pink, purple, and bright blue.

Old Pang felt a little relieved. Although the pattern of a jade rabbit with a Ganoderma lucidum he chose was more lively, it was not colorful.

The remaining ones... wearing them is worse than social death.

Seeing that the others did not move, Jian Ruonan closed her eyes again and chanted, "Smi Masai... Smida..."

When everyone was hesitating, Jian Ruonan suddenly opened her eyes and shouted: "Submission!"

The four ministers: ! !

Your Majesty, we are so scared!

The little ancestor who confiscated the property is not exposing the news now, but doing metaphysics!

Emperor Deyuan: "..."

I am a little scared too!

——This