Chapter 207 Dragonkini!!
At this time, the ministers were a little relaxed. If they didn’t choose the dragonkini, they would be in great trouble.
Just now, the Minister of Works felt itchy all over, which didn’t seem fake.
The Minister of Works scratched his claws and his neck turned red. As soon as
he chose the dragonkini, he was healed immediately!
Lord Jian is really good at it!
If he doesn’t choose the dragonkini, will Lord Jian summon the queen mother? !
Big system: [Nannan, why is the Minister of Works itchy?]
Jian Ruonan: [I put some itching powder on him, and as soon as he chooses it, I will immediately give him the antidote.]
Big system: [Nannan, you are so smart! 】
Jian Ruonan: [Hehe~~]
Tan Tai Mo, who heard it clearly: [......]
He knew it.
Tan Tai Mo looked down at the facekini in his hand. The fifth lady had a lot of good things in her hand, but this one, was really not a good thing.
Seeing that the ministers were loosening up, Jian Ruonan happily distributed the facekinis in her hand.
The Minister of Justice glanced at him with disdain: "Lord Jian, I just saw that you have other tricks."
Although those were not very good when put away, the colors were much more simple and elegant than the ones now.
Unlike the ones now, which are bright red, bright green, and bright purple, they are really not suitable to be worn on the head!
Jian Ruonan pinched her fingers: "Those few are too light in color, and they can't suppress the evil spirits. I have already returned them to Sakyamuni by this humble official."
Plain facekini: Humph, you ignored me at the beginning, but now you can't afford me!
Jian Ruonan took out his purse and showed it to everyone: "Look, it's all gone."
Everyone looked up and saw that the purse was empty.
It was really gone!
Also, there were so many kinis just now, and I don't know where Lord Jian got them from.
Lord Jian has profound magical powers!
No wonder Lord Jian knows everything!
The Minister of Justice: "..."
Really returned it to Sakyamuni? !
Is this thing really from the same clan as Sakyamuni? !
It doesn't look like it!
No, take another look.
Still not like it.
Jian Ruonan: "How can the mortals here understand Sakyamuni? Only your majesty, the true dragon emperor, can understand this!"
"Your majesty, don't you think so?"
Emperor Deyuan: "..." What
should I say?
If you say you can't understand it, wouldn't it be a sulliment to my good name as the true dragon emperor. If
you say you can understand it, wouldn't it mean I have to wear it.
Emperor Deyuan paused for a long time, weighing the pros and cons, and then he said "hmm" like he was constipated.
The reputation of the True Dragon Emperor is more important.
Jian Ruonan said happily: "See, your majesty has understood it, everyone hurry up and choose!"
The ministers: "..."
Your majesty, you have gained something in the evening but lost something in the evening!
The reputation of the True Dragon Emperor is preserved, but your dragon face is completely lost!
Jian Ruonan chose a bright red peony and handed it to the Minister of Justice: "Minister Wu, this year is your zodiac year, and you are offending Tai Sui. It's just right to wear this."
The Minister of Justice: "..."
Jian Ruonan: "If you don't wear it, it may damage your career..."
The Minister of Justice has learned to answer: "I'll wear it!"
Can't I wear it!
Why didn't I discover the attributes of the little baby Crow Mouth before!
Angry and crying!
"The blue one suits Prime Minister Su."
Su·Blue Egg·Prime Minister: "..."
Jian Ruonan also gave one to Eunuch Cao who was beside Emperor Deyuan.
Eunuch Cao: "I want one too?"
Jian Ruonan: "Why not? Isn't Eunuch Cao going to guard the examination papers with us?"
Eunuch Cao: "..."
Jian Ruonan: "I'll pick a good one for you. This bright red peony suits you."
Eunuch Cao was confused.
My dear, I just gave you a red one and asked you to take care of it. Are you taking care of me like this? !
The ministers: Didn't I take care of it? The bright red peony is the most gorgeous color here!
Eunuch Cao: "..."
The ministers and Eunuch Cao have all made their choices, except for Emperor Deyuan.
Jian Ruonan still has a purple-red one left in his hand.
Emperor Deyuan is playing dirty tricks: "I am the true dragon emperor, I have the blessing of heaven, I don't need it."
The ministers: ! ! As expected of your majesty, this skill of playing dirty tricks is really amazing!
Emperor Deyuan: "My dear ministers, put it on quickly, let me see if it fits. It's still early now, and I can change it if it doesn't fit."
The ministers: "..."
Confiscated little baby, you just watch His Majesty the Emperor cheat? !
Xuanwu system: [That can't be possible! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
As expected, Jian Ruonan narrowed his eyes and counted with his fingers: "Today, when observing the stars, the Aries and the Tuo Luo stars are shining. It is not surprising that there is no evil. Your Majesty, you should be on guard against the appearance of the 犼 in the next few days."
Emperor Deyuan: "What is the 犼?"
Jian Ruonan: "It is a kind of mythical beast that likes to eat dragon brains."
Isn't it a real dragon?
犼, take care of it!
Emperor Deyuan: "......"
Seeing everyone wearing a facekini, Jian Ruonan smiled with satisfaction.
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Eunuch Cao held a purple facekini and presented it to Emperor Deyuan: "Your Majesty, purple means the coming of purple air from the east and auspicious clouds."
Emperor Deyuan pulled a sullen face: "I don't want this color."
I am the true dragon emperor, I want bright yellow.
Eunuch Cao: "Otherwise, I will call two young palace maids to make one quickly."
Emperor Deyuan: "No."
"Today's incident leaked the secret. In addition to you all, it is not appropriate to involve too many people."
Translation: Such a shameful thing must not be spread!
Eunuch Cao: "Your Majesty is right, Lord Jian, besides the facekini, are there any other ways to resolve it?" Eunuch
Cao is worthy of being the most popular person around Emperor Deyuan. He immediately figured out that Emperor Deyuan was looking for an excuse not to wear it.
As expected, Emperor Deyuan praised Eunuch Cao with his eyes.
This was not a problem for Jian Ruonan: "How about I make one for Your Majesty myself?"
It was still early, and it was completely in time to make one.
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
"I heard that Jian, you don't know how
to do needlework?" Jian Ruonan: "Needlework is a common thing. This kind of knitting requires magic power."
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
Everyone saw Jian Ruonan take out a ball of bright yellow yarn from her purse.
"This was given by Sakyamuni. You haven't seen it before."
Everyone: "Indeed, I haven't seen it before!"
There were no sweaters in Daxia, and the emperor had never seen such a rare thing as wool. He
gradually became convinced of Jian Ruonan's nonsense.
The big system: [Nannan, can you knit a sweater? ! 】
Jian Ruonan:【No, didn’t I draw the “Crochet Skill” last time? Help me open it!】
Big System:【Okay!】
“Crochet Skill”: You can crochet a piece of work within 30 minutes.
Clicking on the crochet skill, I saw Jian Ruonan “boasting” and operating, her hand speed is comparable to lightning, and there is even double image!
Her technique is like that of a martial arts swordsman, dozens of times faster than the master of knife-cut noodles, but Jian Ruonan holds a hook in her hand, not a knife.
Xuanwu System:【If a girl from the Xunchang family gets the crochet skill, she must use it to crochet a strange pattern, such as embroidering a purse for her lover. Fifth Miss 66666, use crochet skill to open a big one! 】
【When it comes to showing off, who can be better than Miss Five? ! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
After working for half an hour, he finally made a satisfactory work.
Seeing the finished product, Emperor Deyuan: "......"
"Why are there two more horns?"
Jian Ruonan: "These are dragon horns."
As a true dragon emperor, of course he has to be different from them, so this is called a dragonkini!
Emperor Deyuan: "Why are there two red circles?"
Jian Ruonan: "This represents good fortune."
Emperor Deyuan: "......"
It's better to just wear the purple one just now!