Chapter 209 Shocking! The Gini is actually a divine weapon!
Jian Ruonan: "Things from Sakyamuni are good, and they can also prevent your face from being blackened by smoke."
"Your Majesty, why don't you try it on?"
Emperor Deyuan: "..."
"I can still tolerate this little bit of smoke."
The barbecue tasted good, and everyone enjoyed it. Jian Ruonan barbecued ten people by herself, and after a while, she gradually became tired.
She stopped and her eyes wandered between the six ministers.
Xuanwu System: [Miss Wu, that woman who can't bear hardship, is going to be barbecued by the six ministers! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [The six ministers... roasted? The six ministers may not be willing. 】
Xuanwu system: [The six ministers have chosen the facekinis, what else is there to be unwilling about? Just wait and see, Miss Five will definitely find a way.]
Sure enough, Jian Ruonan looked at the Minister of War: "Minister Pei, do you want to try?"
Doesn't the Minister of War like to find a substitute? Jian Ruonan is going to train a barbecue substitute successor. She has been grilling for so long that she has made a fortune!
Minister of War: "..."
I know you can't eat for free!
"I really want to try it."
Jian Ruonan: "Really not?"
Minister of War: "Really!"
"Shakyamuni likes to eat barbecue the most. After ascending to heaven, you can grill for Shakyamuni and become a big celebrity around Shakyamuni."
Xuanwu system: [This reason... is a bit far-fetched? Can the six ministers believe it? ! 】
Jian Ruonan glanced at the Minister of War with regret, "Since Minister Pei is unwilling, Minister Pang, you come?"
Minister of War: "..."
Minister Pang Pisheng of the Ministry of Works hesitated for three seconds and nodded.
In the field of metaphysics, the Minister of Works is more deeply involved than the Minister of War.
The Minister of Works chose to believe for three main reasons: First, because of Jian Ruonan's magical purse filled with strange things, she looked powerful.
Second, because they could hear the voice of the heart, not to mention that Jian Ruonan had the blessing of her grandmother. Third, because Jian Ruonan's words were absurd, but
he could also make out a self-consistent logic.
The Minister of Works took over the barbecue stall and asked, "Lord Jian, does Sakyamuni Buddha really like barbecue? He has become an immortal, does he still need to eat?"
Jian Ruonan: "Of course, immortals also eat peaches and longevity peaches. You can see that there is so much smoke when barbecue. A lot of the smoke in heaven is caused by barbecue."
The Minister of Works: "..."
Many Daxia stories describe heaven as being surrounded by clouds, but they don't say where the clouds come from.
Clouds and smoke are similar, so it makes sense to make a connection.
Jian Ruonan: "Not to mention, these seasonings are all tributes to Sakyamuni."
Everyone present: "..."
The emperor had indeed never seen chili powder, cumin, or chicken essence.
Under Jian Ruonan's persuasion, the six ministers actually rushed to learn how to grill.
Even Emperor Deyuan was a little eager to try. No matter
how powerful the real dragon is, it is just a pet of Sakyamuni, and the identity of a big celebrity around Sakyamuni Buddha is higher than others.
Jian Ruonan folded his arms and taught everyone the standard posture of sprinkling salt: "Look, hold your fingers together, like grabbing money. This gesture is very complicated, not everyone can learn it!"
As soon as the gesture came out, 80% of the people present believed it.
The six ministers: "It looks quite advanced!"
The Minister of War is a little fat, and he can't hold his arms together, but it doesn't prevent him from learning the most seriously.
The Minister of Works: "Old Pei, don't you want to learn it?"
The Minister of War had refused before, so he shouldn't study too hard now.
Not only did the six ministers learn to be serious, but they also almost started a new round of high-end political struggle to compete for the C position of the barbecue stall.
Xuanwu System: [This is OK! It's really like a knife stabbing your butt, I've opened my eyes! ]
The Fifth Miss is really good at talking!
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
I knew she would fool people, but I didn't know she was so good at it.
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After eating the skewers, Jian Ruonan wiped the oil off her mouth. Look at the time, it's just 11 o'clock in the evening, and the eldest prince will not act until one o'clock in the morning.
It's still early, and Jian Ruonan doesn't want to discuss matters.
It's better to take a walk around after eating to digest the food.
After the barbecue stall was taken away, Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty, do you want me to take everyone to feel the power of Jini?"
The name Face Jini doesn't sound very Sakyamuni, so Jian Ruonan directly changed it to Jini.
Big system: [Nannan, you are not acting seriously, are you? ! ]
Where does the facekini get its power?
The big system looked at the spoils in Nannan's space, and didn't see the golden finger that could be opened.
Jian Ruonan: [Oh, that's easy! See how this lady can play the old emperor and the ministers in the palm of my hand! ]
Xuanwu system: [Come on, Miss Fifth! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Although everyone present has chosen a facekini, they haven't put it on yet.
It's time to trick everyone into wearing it.
Jian Ruonan first looked at the fourth prince: "Your Highness Prince Rui, can you please come with me and show the power of the facekini to His Majesty?"
Tan Tai Mo, who was suddenly called, was a little nervous.
He looked at the gray square-patterned facekini in his hand.
Although he knew he was good-looking, the more handsome he looked, the uglier he looked after putting it on. It was simply an indiscriminate attack.
No matter how good his bones and skin were, in the end, he was just a fool.
While he was hesitating, Jian Ruonan suddenly handed him a uniquely shaped facekini.
This facekini has a black base, and the mouth is embroidered with red and white embroidery to create a scary big mouth. It should be very cool to wear.
Seeing Tan Tai Mo's puzzled expression, Jian Ruonan explained, "Your Highness just chose it first."
This is a reward.
Tan Tai Mo's heart warmed up, and he lowered his eyelids: [I am special in the eyes of Miss Five.]
Xuanwu system: [Xiao Si, you finally stand up!]
[Duck——]
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Jian Ruonan and Tan Tai Mo put on the facekini, and hid in the dark with the ministers, Emperor Deyuan, and Eunuch Cao, watching the four Jinyiwei not far away.
Jinyiwei patrolled the palace late at night, and the four people in front were the Jinyiwei on duty tonight.
Jian Ruonan: "After putting on the kinis, walk to the side of the Jinyiwei, they won't find me and His Royal Highness Prince Rui."
Everyone present: ! ! ? ?
Really? !
Jian Ruonan: Of course it's true, I'm a vegetarian when I use the "block melon owner" button.
During this period of time eating melons, Jian Ruonan has figured out the correct way to use "block melon owner".
There is also a small button with "hide" written on it behind the "block melon owner" button. After pressing it, no matter how noisy it is, the melon owner can't see anyone, such as the melon that the middleman made a profit from eating the melon of Cheng Engong last time.
If you don't press the "hide" button, the melon owner can see people, such as the melon that the middleman made a profit from eating Wuyanghou last time.
She pressed "hide", and the Jinyiwei group definitely couldn't see it.
Jian Ruonan pushed Tan Tai Mo: "Your Highness, wait a moment."
Before setting off, press "Block the melon owner" and eat melons first--
[Hey, isn't the leader the Jinyiwei commander Wei Liren? ]
[Wei Liren is so innocent. He went to Miaojiang on business before. There is a custom of walking marriage there. In the middle of the night, a woman climbed into his room. He tied up the young woman and threw her out. ] [It must be fun
to play blindfolding and catching concubines with such an innocent man, hahahaha--]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Why are you still thinking about blindfolding and catching concubines?
[The first of the three behind is called Qin Fang. His original name is Qin Yuan. When he was a kid, he accidentally rolled down a mountain. His father changed his name to Qin Fang, and he never rolled down a mountain again. Hahahahaha——]
[......]
Everyone listened to the sudden gossip with gusto.
After eating the gossip of Jinyiwei, Jian Ruonan pushed Tan Taimo and ran towards Jinyiwei.
The two of them turned dozens of times in front of Jinyiwei, and Jinyiwei had no reaction, as if they were blinded by poison.
Emperor Deyuan: !!
The six ministers: !!
Cao Degui: !!
Everyone held the guinea in their hands with trembling hands, tears streaming down their faces: This guinea is a divine weapon!
Everyone put on the kinis without hesitation: "Lord Jian, what are you going to do next?"
[Of course, go to the harem to see what those lonely women in the deep palace are doing behind the emperor's back? ! ]
Emperor Deyuan: "..."