Chapter 260 Two buck-toothed thieves entered the Marquis' Mansion
Jian Ruonan lowered her head to check in the melon field.
A light screen lit up above her head——
【In the light screen, two short and thick melons took advantage of the moonlight to dig a dog hole and successfully entered the Marquis' Mansion of Jinyang.
These two short and thick melons are Honda Sanlun and Shanxian Xiaochi. 】
Maid: "Beep, beep, beep——" (save for surprise)
【The Japanese warriors are very skilled in digging dog holes. After entering the Marquis' Mansion of Jinyang, they also specially filled the dog holes and leveled the land.
In order not to be seen, Honda Sanlun also considerately laid turf on the ground. 】
【Tsk, tsk, tsk. 】Jian Ruonan's head shook as she watched, 【No wonder they say that people who live a simple life are well-mannered and polite. It's hard to comment on their politeness! What's the difference between this and farting on someone's face and then wiping it off? ! ]
Japs are Japs, they are thieves!
[——After Honda Miwako and Yamagata Xiaochi entered the mansion, they sneaked to the backyard and looted all the maids' items that were hung out to dry.
The Japanese general has a special liking for red, and he specifically steals red things. After stealing them, he even takes them under his nose and smells them hard, sighing as he smells, wishing they hadn't been washed. It's simply obscene and perverted...]
The maids saw the appearance of the dwarf thieves, and their scalps went numb all over? ! !
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Damn, these two buck-toothed dwarfs are the ones who steal women's things? !
They look so fucking disgusting!
Did they get sucked on the face with a plunger when they were reincarnated? !
A maid immediately picked up a broom, ready to find the man and beat him to death! When
Jian Ruonan saw this, goosebumps fell all over her body, she turned off the projection in her mind, and the light screen above her head disappeared.
It turned out that these two hateful buck-toothed devils were sent by Jian Chuxue to steal her purse.
Jian Chuxue had seen her take out the saw from her purse before, and thought her purse was space.
But in fact, the real space is on her, and the purse is just a decoy.
Jian Ruonan counted with her fingers, "Heaven and earth, Taishang Laojun will show up soon!"
Maid: ! !
No wonder there is a light screen above the fifth lady, it turns out that Taishang Laojun has shown up!
"I already know what the thief looks like!" Jian Ruonan waved her hand and said, "Bring me a pen and paper! I will draw a picture of the thief and circulate it among the courtyards!" The
maid brought the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and Jian Ruonan handed it to the maid after she finished drawing.
The maids took the picture and were immediately amazed: "Fifth Miss, what kind of painting is this?"
Although the painting is simple and clear, it is lifelike!
Jian Ruonan: "This is called a simple drawing! This is my own creation!"
Simple drawing!! Fifth Miss created her own painting method, 6666!
The maids whispered in private: "Although the Fifth Miss's painting style is a little special, the painting is so vivid that you can tell who it is at a glance."
"Of course, our Fifth Miss is a general who is both virtuous and talented and was appointed by the emperor!"
Unknowingly, Jian Ruonan gained another reputation as a good painter, and the founder of simple sketches .
Sure enough, when you go out, you give yourself a reputation!
The simple sketches spread, and the maids and guards in the entire Jinyang Marquis's mansion knew what Honda Miwa and Shanxian Xiaochi looked like.
The guard came to ask: "Fifth Miss, I have locked the location of the two buck-toothed thieves, should we arrest them now!"
Jian Ruonan cracked melon seeds: "Don't panic, bring me my pink purse."
The maid brought the pink purse, and Jian Ruonan took a mousetrap from the space and put it in. She waved to the maid to come over and whispered: "You do this, this, and then that!"
The maid nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
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The Japanese generals are good at digging dog holes. They can imitate Dunzi by squatting on the ground at night.
Using their height advantage, the two Dunzi hid in the Jinyang Marquis's mansion for two days without being discovered.
They dug a hole in the woods, hid in the hole during the day, and came out to steal at night.
The hole was covered with leaves, and the dog hole was full of stolen women's supplies.
Honda Miku took the maid's bellyband and put it on his head: "It seems that there are more and more guards recently, damn it!"
Jinyang Marquis's Mansion was prepared, and there were more guards on patrol. Honda Miku and Shanxian Xiaochi did not dare to act without permission during the day. Shanxian Xiaochi
wrapped the stolen handkerchief around his head and tied a knot under his nose: "Oh, I'm so hungry!"
Honda Miku: "I'm still hungry!" The
bucktoothed devil was a Japanese general who could make twenty steamed cakes a day. When he first arrived at Jinyang Marquis's Mansion, he could steal some leftovers in the kitchen to fill his stomach. Now the guards of the Marquis' Mansion have strengthened patrols, and they are so hungry that they cry in less than a day.
Honda Sanlunzi: "Stop taking things tonight and fill your stomach first!"
Shanxian Xiaochi: "Yoshi!"
As night fell, Honda Sanlunzi and Shanxian Xiaochi crawled out of the dog hole, and the two of them sneaked around the gate of Xishouyuan.
In Luming Xiaoyuan, Jian Xilu, Teng Ge'er, Min, Jian Zhang, and Jian Huayuan were all there.
The family sat together and ate melon seeds.
After your majesty's death, it will be Xilu's wedding, and after Xilu's wedding, it will be Jian Huayuan's wedding.
This year, the main house of Jinyang Marquis's mansion can be said to have double happiness.
The ability and talent of the Marquis's brother-in-law are obvious to all. With Nannan around, Xilu will surely have a smooth life after her marriage.
What Min is most worried about now is Jian Huayuan, "I wonder what the third daughter of the Pei family is like?"
Jian Ruonan: "Don't worry, mother, Sister Pei has no bad problems, she just likes to write poetry. When she writes poetry, she may shed tears and recall the past."
Min: "..."
She seemed to be more worried.
The eldest son is a mess, and the eldest daughter-in-law seems to have not grown up yet. Who will support the Jinyang Marquis's mansion? !
Teng Ge'er rubbed his face: "My eldest brother is not good at poetry!"
Will the eldest sister-in-law run away again? !
The cub was worried.
Jian Huayuan pursed his lips.
Jian Ruonan handed over a book: "Brother, this is the lifelong learning of a friend of mine. As long as you read it through, you can be locked in with Sister Pei. Oh, no, it's a lifetime of happiness and love."
Jian Huayuan opened it and saw that the cover was written "Rhyme Maniac: A Quick Guide to Becoming a Poet King", the author is Xuanwu.
"..."
This was dictated by Xuanwu and written down by the only dog who can read.
Teng Ge'er patted Jian Huayuan on the back, "Brother, with the secret book of the fifth sister, I guarantee that you will have two children in three years!"
Min was relieved and discussed the marriage of her two children with Jian Zhang. Jian Ruonan was busy checking what the Japanese general was doing.
The light screen above Jian Ruonan's head lit up, and Teng Ge'er skillfully grabbed the melon seeds and distributed them to everyone.
In the light screen——
[Honda Miwako and Yamaxian Xiaochi were extremely hungry. The kitchen was heavily guarded, and the two came to the utility room behind Xishouyuan. The
utility room was full of dust, and the two shorty searched for a while but couldn't find anything to eat.
Suddenly, Yamaxian Xiaochi found a brown, capsule-sized bag of something that looked a bit like melon seeds in the corner of the wall.
Shanxian Little Chick: "What is this for?"
Honda Sanlun: "Try it?"
Shanxian Little Chick: "Hey!"
Honda Sanlun picked up a melon seed, put it in his mouth and chewed it, his eyes lit up: "Crunchy and crunchy!"
Shanxian Little Chick: "Hey, give me one too!"
Shanxian Little Chick finished eating one and was surprised.
"It's so delicious!"
"So nutritious!"
"So much!"
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Seeing this, Min, Jian Huayuan, Jian Xilu, and Jian Zhang put down the melon seeds in their hands.
Teng Ge'er pulled Min: Mom, what is that?
Jian Ruonan: "..."
【Fuck, that's the baby stuff given by the mantis! 】
——Punch
pun will be deducted! (狗头)