Chapter 261 Xiao Ri Zi's Trap
Teng Ge'er: ? ?
What?
The temptation given by the wolf? !
What is the Fifth Sister talking about? !
Min: "..."
Seeing the constipated expressions of Min and Jian Zhang, Teng Ge'er understood immediately: Humph, it's something that only adults can know!
Before Jian Ruonan wore it, she heard that the Japanese eat everything. She once saw a report in a magazine that the Japanese specialize in eating second-hand goods.
The gist of the report is that Xiao Ri Zi spends money to eat shit, and you can reserve the flavor in advance.
For example, if you want to eat strawberry flavor, let the girl eat nothing but strawberries for a week; if you want to eat cucumber flavor, let the girl eat only cucumber for a week (for everyone's appetite, I won't expand the description here, and those who want to lose weight can search for it by themselves)... From this inference, Xiao Ri Zi's perversion index can be seen.
At that time, she thought it was fake, written by an unscrupulous editor to attract attention. When she actually saw Honda Sanlun and the crunchy baby goods given by Shanxian Xiaochi Da Kuaiduo Yimang, Jian Ruonan believed that the editor was not lying. Jian Ruonan
silently put down the melon seeds in her hand.
Forget it, I won’t watch it anymore. It’s annoying to watch too much!
No wonder the little ones are so thin. How can they get fat if they play with these weird things every day!
I was planning to catch two little ones and let them dig holes when digging for treasure.
Such perverted things are a bit annoying.
Jian Ruonan raised her hand and rubbed her eyebrows.
Let these two devils steal the purse and leave quickly. If they stay for a few more days, the foundation of Jinyang Marquis’ Mansion will be dug out.
Seeing Jian Ruonan worried, Teng Ge'er immediately gave advice to the fifth sister: "Fifth sister, are you worried because a thief has entered the house? If you are worried, you can let Brother Fa handle it."
Jian Ruonan: "Wang Defa?"
Teng Ge'er: "Yeah, Brother Fa just finished the Spring Examination and is bored at home."
Jian Ruonan thought about it and nodded.
Wang Defa, that naughty kid, has some skills, so it's more reassuring to leave the daily life to him.
Jian Ruonan pulled Teng Ge'er over and whispered, "Two... Just grab one, and put the other one back..."
Teng Ge'er nodded his chubby head, stretched out his short, fat fingers and gestured OK: "Fifth sister, Teng Ge'er will do it, don't worry."
After the two siblings finished discussing, Teng Ge'er kindly helped Fifth Sister peel pine nuts and poured tea.
Pine nuts are not easy to peel, and Teng Ge'er's fingers are short and fat. After peeling a few, his tender fingers were rubbed into a big blister.
Jian Huayuan: "Don't peel it, it hurts you."
Teng Ge'er: "Even if it hurts to peel pine nuts for Fifth Sister, Teng Ge'er is happy to do it."
Jian Huayuan: "..."
Blame me for being nosy for your own good!
Min, Jian Zhang and Jian Xilu are no longer surprised by the flattery of the little treacherous minister.
Jian Xilu covered her mouth and laughed secretly. Brother Teng worked so hard today, he must have something to ask of his fifth sister. Sure enough
, Brother Teng held the peeled pine nuts in both hands and presented them to his fifth sister.
When holding the pine nuts, the cub was particularly scheming to reveal the blisters on his fingers.
Jian Ruonan glanced at the pine nuts and had no appetite, but still took them and pinched his chubby face: "Tell me, what do you want?"
Brother Teng blinked his big dark eyes, pursed his lips, and pinched his little hands, "Fifth sister, Brother Teng is worried about your safety."
Jian Ruonan: "Speak human language."
Everyone is so familiar with each other, so don't play tricks in front of your sister.
"Fifth sister has a sharp eye, Teng Ge'er has no place to hide in front of Fifth sister." Teng Ge'er came over and whispered: "Teng Ge'er wants to go with Fifth sister to fight the bandits! Fa Ge also wants to go!"
Jian Ruonan: "Aren't you afraid?" He was so scared
that he peed his pants when he went to the Golden Palace, and now he dares to fight the bandits?
Teng Ge'er suddenly changed his face to a serious face: "I'm still afraid, but when I think of Fifth sister's safety, this fear is nothing?!"
The cub clenched his right fist, raised it high, and his eyes were firm.
If they didn't know him well, the family would have been fooled by him.
Jian Huayuan: "..."
The younger brother's ability to flatter is really impressive and beyond reach!
After observing for a while, Teng Geer finally understood that the Fifth Sister had great magical powers. Not only would she not be defeated easily, but anyone who wanted to defeat her would be defeated. Following the Fifth Sister to fight bandits was about as difficult as going on an outing.
Fighting bandits and digging for treasures with the Fifth Sister was such a rare life experience!
Min: "No! Don't cause trouble for Nan Nan!"
It would take at least several months to fight bandits. No school?!
Teng Geer was angry: "The Fifth Sister has to take care of the flower bear, why can't she take care of me, her brother?"
She can take care of pets, but not a brother?!
Min: "Is that a flower bear? That's a steel beast!"
The steel beast could kill a little wolf cub with one palm. Nan Nan was riding the steel beast as a mount, why would she take you, a burden?
If you get scared and wet your pants on the way, I have to stop to help you change your pants, isn’t that a bother?
Teng Ge’er winked at Min: Mom, you don’t understand, I’m worried about Fifth Sister and the Fourth Prince being together!
Min almost believed the look of grief on her face.
“No!” Min’s mother was as hard as iron.
Min couldn’t get through this way, so Teng Ge’er held Jian Ruonan’s hand like a candy: “Fifth Sister, just take Teng Ge’er with you. With Fa Ge here, Teng Ge’er won’t delay his studies!”
He pouted his fat face and sent it to Jian Ruonan.
“Fifth Sister, Teng Ge’er promises to be good.”
When reasoning failed, he turned to acting coquettishly.
Jian Xilu was laughing on the side, and Jian Huayuan covered his forehead, wondering why he had such a conspicuous brother.
Teng Geer sneered at Jian Huayuan: My Teng Geer is always a hundred times better than your love-brained elder brother!
The two brothers disliked each other.
"Mother, let Teng Geer come along." Jian Ruonan pinched her chubby face: "Just treat it as a study tour."
With the fourth prince here, safety should be guaranteed.
Teng Geer was moved to tears: "Fifth sister, you are the best!"
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The matter of catching the Japanese was handed over to Wang Defa, and Jian Ruonan didn't care.
The next day, as soon as it got dark, Honda Sanlunzi and Shanxian Xiaochi sneaked out of the dog hole and came to the gate of Luming Xiaoyuan.
Xiaoyu was holding Jian Ruonan's purse and said loudly, "Miss asked me to wash the purse. Where should I hang it? This purse is Miss's favorite treasure. Don't drop it. A lot of things have been lost in the mansion recently!"
Chunxue said, "Why don't you put it in the back corridor? There are not many people there, so it shouldn't drop."
Xiaoyu: "Okay!"
Honda Sanlunzi and Shanxian Xiaochi pretended to be Dunzi and hid in the grass. They smiled at each other and said, "Don't worry, Daddy!"
The two Japanese warriors followed Xiaoyu to the back corridor and watched Xiaoyu hang a pink purse on the clothes drying rack.
After Xiaoyu left, Honda Sanlunzi and Shanxian Xiaochi ran over to get the purse.
The two Japanese warriors just rolled to the front of the pocket, and suddenly felt empty under their feet, and they fell into a huge pit.
"Hey, there's a trap, daddy, dead card!"
"Baka, you've been fooled!"