Chapter 263 Jian Chuxue's collapse
Jian Chuxue's hand hadn't healed yet, and the other finger was pinched again. She was also humiliated by the note, and her face was almost twisted.
Shanxian Xiaochi thought that this mouse clip was a treasure that Jian Chuxue took out from the space, and he screamed in surprise: "Yeah - so powerful!!"
A group of Japanese warriors cheered and jumped: "Mr. Xue, use your ultimate move!!"
Jian Chuxue was about to faint from the pain. Not only did this group of buck-toothed Japanese not help, but they also made a lot of noise and jumped around here, and Jian Chuxue felt that her hand was even more painful.
She screamed in pain, "What are you arguing about?! Are you blind? Can't you see that I'm being pinched? Hurry up and help me get this broken thing off!"
Her face was twisted by anger, and she looked ferocious, like Shura.
Japanese general: "..."
Mr. Xue has always been gentle and considerate, what happened?
Jian Chuxue realized that she was annoyed by Jian Ruonan and this group of idiots. After
being with these idiots for a long time, her mental state is getting more and more chaotic!
It's better to rely on yourself than on others.
Jian Chuxue reluctantly opened the mousetrap and threw it on the ground. She was so angry that she stepped on it.
"Snap——"
Her foot was pinched again.
Damn it...Misfortunes never come alone.
Jian Chuxue wanted to cry but had no tears.
She moved the mousetrap away and threw it away, then crumpled the note into pieces.
"What kind of poetry can you write if you have no culture! Rubbish!"
Then, she looked at Shanxian Xiaochi coldly and angrily said, "Where is the Honda tricycle?"
What on earth did you two bring back? !
Shanxian Xiaochi looked sad and said, "Lord Honda, he, he died for his country!"
Jian Chuxue: "..."
Died for his country?
You, a little Japanese, died for what country on the land of Daxia?
Tell the truth if you are caught!
Shanxian Xiaochi's face was full of sorrow, and his sorrow was like a river... Before his tears had dried, he picked up the pancakes and started making them.
"It's so delicious, damn it!"
"I'm almost starving to death!"
After making five or six pancakes in a row, Shanxian Xiaochi finally stopped and burped for five seconds.
After burping, Shanxian Xiaochi took out a small red bag from his arms.
He held the small red bag in his hand with great care and raised it high, "Brothers, look what I brought back?!"
The bucktoothed Japanese soldiers quickly surrounded him, "What kind of work is this?!"
Shanxian Xiaochi's eyes revealed two parts of lust, three parts of vulgarity, and five parts of perversion. He lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "This is the work of a big, good thing!"
The Japanese general was eager to learn, "Hey!"
Shanxian Xiaochi: "This is the most delicious food that Lord Honda and I found in the Marquis' Mansion at the risk of our lives!"
"I endured hunger all the way and didn't want to eat it, just to bring it back for my brothers to taste!"
Japanese general: "Brother Shanxian Xiaochi, you are so righteous!"
Jian Chuxue was a little curious, and endured the pain in her hand and stretched her head over.
As the red cloth was opened layer by layer, a group of cockroaches spread their wings and flew out, and Jian Chuxue almost peed herself.
After a closer look, she found that the red cloth contained cockroach eggs, which were kept by Shanxian Xiaochi. Some of them were hatched.
! !
Jian Chuxue was so scared that she took several steps back.
Xiaorizi is so fucking perverted!
The Japanese generals who were watching burst into exclamations:
"Siguoyi! Siguoyi!!"
"Delicious food can also fly!"
"It's so tasteless!"
Jian Chuxue: "..."
Fortunately, Xiaorizi didn't go crazy and catch cockroaches to eat, but just shared the unhatched eggs.
The little ones who had eaten the delicious food raised their thumbs and praised it endlessly: "So crunchy!" "So
delicious!"
"The best in the world!"
Jian Chuxue: "..."
After these little ones finished eating the food given by the mantis, Jian Chuxue finally saw clearly that the piece of red cloth was actually a woman's bellyband.
Shanxian Xiaochi took the red bellyband to show it to other Japanese soldiers: "This is also a great thing!"
The Japanese general: "What is it?!"
Shanxian Xiaochi pouted proudly and obscenely: "This is called a bellyband!"
After the show, he couldn't help but smell it, closed his eyes and savored it: "The fragrance of a young girl~~"
Yoshikawa Kudang pointed to the two words on the bellyband and asked: "What is this?"
Shanxian Xiaochi: "If this little fool is not mistaken, this should be the nickname of the owner of this item!"
Xiaorizi didn't know how to pronounce the Chinese characters in Daxia, so he took it and asked Jian Chuxue.
Jian Chuxue stood two meters away, raised her broken arm to stop them from coming over: "Just stand there, I have good eyesight and can see."
Jian Chuxue took a look and saw the words "Yi, Qiao" embroidered in yellow thread on the big red bellyband.
"Yi, Qiao?"
"Yi Xi Xi~~"
"Yi Qiao, what a good name, what a good name!! "
"Hearing the name, she must be a beautiful and intelligent girl!"
"Little Chi brother is so lucky, dad is dead!"
Shanxian Xiaochi lost himself in the compliments, and passed the red bellyband to everyone.
The Japanese warriors buried their heads in the bellyband and sniffed hard.
The scene was too beautiful to look at.
Jian Chuxue: "......"
Not to mention that the bellyband was filled with cockroach eggs, and some of the cockroaches were hatched. If Jian Chuxue remembered correctly, Shi Yiqiao was her grandmother's nickname.
That was her grandmother's bellyband...
Help!
Did I break the law to meet these little bastards? !
I don't want to be with these perverted devils! !
Jian Chuxue was going crazy! ! !
Once she succeeded in seizing the throne, she must persuade the Third Prince to break up with these little bastards.
These little bastards are so fucking perverted!
Her mind was on the verge of collapse at any time, and she felt like she was going to go crazy.
~
On the other side, Jian Ruonan raised the magic wand in her hand and shouted to the sky: "Love and courage, in the name of the God of Lightning, give me strength!!"
"Gunara, the God of Darkness, woohoo, the black magic transforms--"
Lightning surrounded the top of the wand, and strands of silver entangled and pulled in the air.
Everyone present was shocked.
Tan Tai Mo was shocked.
[Ding--]
[The emotional ups and downs of the captured person were detected here, points +100]
[+100]
[+100]
[+100]
[+100]
[......]
It kept adding more than twenty hundred points before it stopped.
After the shock, Tan Tai Mo couldn't calm down for a long time: [Is the fifth lady really a god from heaven? Can she really borrow divine power? 】
Thinking of this, Tan Tai Mo suddenly felt a sense of sadness in his heart.
No wonder Miss Wu thought differently from everyone else, it turned out that Miss Wu really possessed divine power.
He was not worthy of it.
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, why are you still feeling inferior? ! ]
[What god? That thing is called high technology! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [What high technology? Can you explain it? ]
Xuanwu System: [This is amazing, you won’t understand even if I tell you. ]
Tan Tai Mo: [......I’m afraid you don’t understand either! ]
Xuanwu System: [......]
This paralytic is really sharp.
[Anyway, just remember that she is not a god, but a human, and a lazy person. 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Xuanwu System: [That lazy guy is looking at you, Xiao Si, smile quickly and continue to score points! ]