Chapter 268 The chicken must not be lost
The Japanese generals were good at disguising themselves, and they hid in the bushes pretending to be tree stumps.
Leyu was frightened by the explosion: "Lord Tokugawa, please go and take a look."
Tokugawa Daijo and Yoshikawa Kuto were good at digging dog holes, and the two of them immediately dug a dog hole and crawled through it to spy on the military situation.
After a while, the fierce Japanese generals came out of the dog hole after spying on the military situation, "His aunt!" (I'm back.)
"Lord Leyu, the enemy is in Misimixi."
Leyu had questions on his head: "How could cooking cause such a big battle?"
Tokugawa Ojo opened his palms and revealed a few popcorns picked up from the dog hole: "It's really cooking. The enemy doesn't seem to be very smart! The oven is fried!"
Leyu twisted one and put it in his mouth to taste it. It did have the smell of rice.
The doubts in his heart disappeared and he sneered: "We are really here for a picnic."
"Brothers! Come on, show them some color!"
In the bushes, a group of Grand Army soldiers were high-spirited and confident!
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"Bang, bang--"
The loud noises startled Tan Tai Mo who was cooking.
Tan Tai Mo: [What's wrong with Miss Wu?]
Xuanwu System: [It's just an ordinary popcorn cannon. Xiao Si, don't be distracted and focus on cooking!]
Tan Tai Mo: [What is popcorn?]
Xuanwu System: [A kind of delicacy.]
After the popcorn came out of the pot, Jian Ruonan quickly scooped up a handful and shared it with everyone: "It's still hot!" It
was the first time that Teng Ge'er ate popcorn, and his eyes were wide open.
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It's so magical! !
It's so delicious, can rice be popped like this? !
The huge noise attracted the soldiers.
"Master God of Electricity has invented another black weapon?"
"It looks like a cooking tool."
"As expected of Master God of Electricity, his cooking tool is so awesome!"
"I can tell it's extraordinary just by the sound!"
Then, Jian Ruonan asked Li Guanzhu to pop some corn, and the ones that popped more were distributed to the soldiers to taste.
After tasting the popcorn, Tan Tai Mo was amazed.
[How long can popcorn be stored before it goes bad? ]
Xuanwu system: [A month is no problem. ]
Tan Tai Mo: [Then can't it be used as military rations? ] It can
be stored for a long time and is light. The only downside is that it is a little bit larger in size.
But it tastes sweet and delicious and can be eaten directly. Its advantages surpass most military rations and can be used as a must-have for marching troops and lurking troops!
Xuanwu system: [Xiao Si, you are really, I'm crying! The food is about to get burnt, and you are still thinking about military rations! 】
【Hurry up and shovel it up! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
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Teng Ge'er was very interested in the popcorn cannon, "Fifth sister, can this fry meat?"
Jian Ruonan: "It seems to be able to fry chicken!"
Teng Ge'er: "Fifth sister, fry a chicken to open my eyes?!"
Jian Ruonan: "Yes!"
Brother-in-law Hou asked someone to bring a killed chicken.
A whole chicken, after plucking the feathers and bleeding, weighed a full eight pounds.
These chickens were all picked by Brother-in-law Hou himself, and they were specially picked from the big fat chickens on the farm. Li Guanzhu spent a lot of effort to stuff the whole chicken into the stove.
After stuffing the chicken, Li Guanzhu put the stove on the fire and started shaking it.
When it was almost done, Li Guanzhu asked, "Fifth Miss, does it still have the same loud noise as before?"
Teng Ge'er: "Yes, louder ones are more impressive!"
"We soldiers should eat this kind of loud food!"
After the popcorn cannon reached ten pressures, Jian Ruonan instructed Teng Ge'er: "Take a basin and stand there to catch the chicken."
Teng Ge'er held an iron basin and stood about ten meters away from the popcorn cannon. He felt something was wrong: "Fifth sister, it seems a bit dangerous."
A whole chicken burst out of the cannon. It would hurt to be hit, right?
Jian Ruonan: "Didn't you want to hear the call? Now that it's connected, we can't waste food!"
Teng Ge'er: "Fifth sister, my brother won't be hurt, right?"
Jian Ruonan: "Probably not."
Teng Ge'er: ? ? !!
What do you mean by "probably"?
Fifth sister, Teng Ge'er was a little scared.
It was too late for Teng Ge'er to regret, Jian Ruonan had already started the countdown: "10, 9, 3, 2, 1, fire!"
"Bang——" As soon as Jian Ruonan finished speaking, there was a loud bang.
Then, a big exploding chicken shot out from the mouth of the cannon.
The big exploding chicken was very fast, and before everyone present could react, it had already disappeared.
Teng Ge'er held the basin and waited for a long time but didn't wait for the chicken.
The cub pouted and said foolishly, "Where's my chicken?!"
Jian Ruonan shouted, "Everyone, go find the chicken!"
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Here, the Japanese general and Leyu were dividing the work.
Tokugawa Daijo: "Lord Le, let's split up into two groups. You go to rescue Lord Honda Miwako, and I'll drug him, hehehe!"
Leyu nodded. There
were not many of them, but Leyu had a pack of powerful knockout drugs.
This pack of knockout drugs was his treasure, and anyone who was drugged would fall down!
When the time comes, put it in the food and knock out a large group of people, and they can easily capture the thief first!
After discussing, Tokugawa Daijo and Yoshikawa Kudang began to dig a hole, and Leyu led people to rescue Honda Miwako.
Honda Miwa was locked up with the pig. While the guards were changing shifts, Leyu rushed over and cut the cage with a knife. "Master Honda, come with me!"
Honda Miwa was eating. The moment the cage was cut, he subconsciously protected his bowl.
Seeing Leyu coming to save him, Honda Miwa did not show too much excitement.
He even didn't want to leave.
The main reason was that the food here was too good.
Although all he was given were leftovers, everyone treated him like a dog.
However, Miwa, who had been eating baked cakes, had never seen the rich army eating big meat every meal. Even the leftovers were served with oil soup and rice, not to mention that sometimes when he was lucky, there would be meat scraps in the oil soup and rice.
He gained weight during this period, and he even felt that he had a secondary development and grew taller.
Honda Miron was tired of the days of hunger and hunger, and he might as well stay and be a dog.
He was thinking of an excuse to get rid of Leyu, when suddenly there was another loud noise in the distance.
Leyu sneered, cooking, it's never over.
Then, the two of them watched a well-cooked, greasy, big fat chicken fly over, leaving a fragrant parabola in the sky!
"Master Le, be careful!"
Honda Miron kicked Leyu away with one foot, then jumped up and opened his mouth wide to catch the flying chicken.
The chicken cannot be lost!
Unexpectedly, the flying chicken fell into Leyu's mouth without deviation.
Then, voices rang out: "The chicken is over there!"
"Fuck, the chicken was eaten!"
Honda Miwa jumped up and opened his mouth to bite nothing.
Honda Miwa was angry.
Fine, fine, you said you were here to save me, but you came to steal my food!
I said, why did you come when I was having dinner?
Aren't the steamed cakes on Panlong Mountain enough?
I compromised just to have some oily food, is it easy for me?
Damn it!
You ate such a big chicken in one bite, and didn't even leave a bite for others! You
really missed a good chicken, missed a chicken, or missed a good chicken!
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According to historical records, the main reason why Japanese people are short is because they have no meat to eat.
This is true, not made up by the author.
Therefore, it is very logical that Honda Sanlunzi is unwilling to leave for the sake of meat! ! (dog head)