Chapter 271: Bullfight
On the other side, Jian Chuxue and Ge Ou waited for no one to come back, and they were not enjoying their pancakes.
They waited until night and finally saw the remnants of the Dayuan Army who escaped.
The remnants of the Dayuan Army: "Mr. Xue, it's bad. The four adults, Le Yu, Tokugawa Daijo, Yoshikawa Kudang, and Honda Miwako, have all rebelled! Rebelled!!!!"
Jian Chuxue:? ?
"How is it possible?!"
The Japanese generals are loyal to the third prince and will never rebel! !
Not to mention Lord Le Yu, who is a young leader with lofty ideals. How could he rebel in just one day! ?
Could it be that Jian Ruonan cast a spell on them? !
The remnants of the Dayuan Army: "Mr. Xue, it's true, I saw it with my own eyes! They were also incorporated into the rebel army!"
"In order to appease the ten-year-old female general, Lord Le sang and danced!!"
The song and dance was really eye-catching. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would believe it!
Jian Chuxue: "..."
Singing and dancing?
So outrageous? !
"Did you see it wrong?!"
The remnants of the Dayuan Army: "Mr. Xue, I saw it for sure, and I almost went blind. If you don't believe it, I can sing it to you!"
"Kill your kid~~ I'm a kid from Tianzhu~~ Dad came to Daxia and suddenly fell in love with my mom..."
It's no wonder that the remnants of the Dayuan Army sang it, mainly because the song was too magical and brainwashing. Once you hear it once, it will be endlessly looped in your mind, and you can't forget it!
Jian Chuxue: "..."
"Okay, shut up!"
Jian Chuxue rubbed her temples with a frown.
What the hell? !
Seeing that Mr. Xue didn't believe it, the remnants of the Dayuan Army shouted: "The four adults have been incorporated into the Women's Army Song and Dance Troupe. They have to sing and dance passionately every night!"
"..."
Silence is tonight's climbing of the Dragon Mountain.
Jian Chuxue: "..."
Destroy them all!
Ge Ou: "Mr. Xue, what should we do now?!"
Jian Chuxue sneered and shouted: "Use the Fire Bull Formation!"
The Fire Bull Formation was a plan she had thought hard about.
The Women's Army is all cavalry. As long as the Fire Bull Formation is used, it is guaranteed to beat them to a pulp!
Jian Chuxue looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
Jian Ruonan, everyone serves their own master, don't blame me for being ruthless!
After Jian Chuxue finished watching the sky and expressing her lofty ambitions, she looked at Ge Ou, the second in command of the Dayuan Army.
"Ge Ou!"
"Here!"
"Send someone to surrender to the Women's Army."
Ge Ou was stunned, "Surrender?"
Aren't you going to use the Bull Array?
Why surrender again? !
I don't want to join the Women's Army Song and Dance Troupe! ! !
Jian Chuxue looked unfathomable: "False surrender, damn it!"
To win with fewer troops and succeed in a surprise attack, unconventional means must be used.
It's not that she is mean, this is called a soldier never tires of deception!
Jian Ruonan, let me teach you a good lesson!
See how I win with fewer troops!
"A false surrender? Mr. Xue is resourceful and has a brilliant plan!" Ge'ou finally relaxed his anxious heart: "Mr. Xue, what is the Fire Bull Formation?!"
Jian Chuxue explained the principle of the Fire Bull Formation.
——The Fire Bull Formation, with weapons tied to the horns of the bulls, reeds tied to the tails and filled with oil, ignited with fire, and charged at the cavalry, is a winning strategy of defeating the majority with fewer troops and winning by surprise.
Ge'ou praised: "Mr. Xue, what a great move! Great move!!"
"This plan only exists in heaven, and it is rarely heard of in the world!!"
Other Japanese generals and the Great Army also applauded.
Jian Chuxue sneered in his heart: Ha, the miscellaneous army is just ignorant.
Jian Ruonan, the illiterate, look at my Fire Bull Formation, what can you use to break it!
This is a fictional dynasty. Jian Chuxue has already checked that her ancestors never used this trick.
After winning in one fell swoop, she will be famous for all eternity!!!
"Mr. Xue's plan is brilliant!" Ge Ou paused: "But, where are the cows?"
Fire Bull Array, Fire Bull Array, no cows.
Jian Chuxue: "..."
"No cows, go buy some!"
Ge Ou: "No money!"
The starting funds for the Grand Round Army are disaster relief silver. Their slogan is "Let the people stand up and be the masters of their own destiny." In order to attract the people to join the army, they will not rob the people, but only the rich, landlords, and officials. However, the rich families have guards in their homes, so they did not rob them for a while. The rob plan is being implemented, resulting in insufficient funds.
Not to mention that after climbing Mount Long, they encountered this group of Japanese warriors who were super good at eating steamed cakes. The silver they robbed for disaster relief was not enough to eat, let alone buy cows.
Jian Chuxue: "If you don't have money, just go and rob!"
Ge Ou: "Yes."
I almost forgot that their current identities are no different from those of mountain bandits.
"Mr. Xue, how many do you need?" Ge Ou asked.
Jian Chuxue calculated: "At least five thousand!"
With five thousand fire cows, even if Jian Ruonan uses gas tank rocket launchers, there is nothing he can do!
Gas tank rocket launchers can only kill dozens of cows at a time, not to mention that the cows are frightened and rush even harder!
Jian Ruonan, look at me preparing five thousand, how are you going to deal with it!
Ge Ou: "Mr. Xue, there is another problem. Five thousand cows are really too many. It is a bit difficult to rob them all. Our army can only rob the cows of the rich and powerful landlords. The cows of the common people still need to be bought with money."
Jian Chuxue sighed and had to take out the silver she had hidden in the bottom of her box.
This was the private money she had secretly saved from selling soap. In order to go down in history, she risked it all!
When she thought about leaving a strong mark in the history of Daxia, Jian Chuxue didn't feel so heartbroken when she took out the money.
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On the other side, in the daughters' army camp, four contestants of the song and dance troupe were locked in the pigsty.
Le Yu smashed the bowl in anger: "They are all recruited into the army, and we are allowed to live in the pig pen!"
Tokugawa Daijo: "Lord Le, watch your accent! Accent!"
If it is discovered that the child is not from India, he will be chopped off!
Honda Milun: "Lord Le, be careful, you almost overturned your rice bowl!"
Honda Milun was very dissatisfied.
Originally, he had rice soaked in oil soup every day while lying down, but now he was not only forced to be fed with the deadly pills that would cause intestinal rot, but also had to perform singing and dancing every day. If he didn't perform, he would be chopped off.
"If you don't want to eat, get out of here, bastard!"
Honda Miwa protected his bowl and let out a low roar from his throat.
Leyu: "..."
Have you turned into a dog? What food are you protecting? !
Since the four of them were incorporated into the army, the food treatment of the team has been greatly improved.
Now there is not only rice soaked in oil, but also leftovers!
Today's leftovers are pig blood intestines and slaughtered pig vegetables!!
Although they were cold when they were served, the oil was solidified, and the quantity was not much, but they were indeed pig blood intestines and slaughtered pig vegetables that the Japanese warriors had never seen in their lives!
When the four of them were dividing the food, they almost got into a fight. After
dividing the food, the four of them took the basins and ate fiercely.
After eating and drinking, Honda Miwa burped, picked up a toothpick from the pig pen next door, and asked while picking his teeth:
"Lord Leyu, do you really have Indian blood Marymaxita?"
Honda Miwa even learned to flick his tongue.
Leyu: "..."
These guys spoke curry-flavored Japanese,
and I didn't understand a word of it. I didn't know how to play shoes, and there was simply no way to communicate!
Tokugawa Daijo: "Lord Le is versatile--"
The previous song and dance were well versed in the essence of Indian song and dance.
"Master Le, please think about the singing and dancing tonight, let's rehearse well."
"You are from India, we are from Japan, we will listen to your arrangement and die..."
Le Yu: "..."
After chatting, before rehearsal started, suddenly, the four of them covered their stomachs at the same time!
"Ouch, my stomach hurts, my intestines are punctured and my stomach is rotten!"
"General, give me the antidote!"