Chapter 287: Force the King to Arrive, Oh My God
The Imperial Palace.
General Jian succeeded in suppressing the bandits, and the victory report reached the capital, and Emperor Deyuan was very happy.
The soldiers transporting the dead cattle arrived in Beijing first. The scouts knelt in the Golden Palace and reported military intelligence to Emperor Deyuan: "The daughter army successfully captured more than 20 enemy soldiers, killed hundreds of enemies, and obtained a total of 5,000 war cattle, of which 3,000 were slaughtered, and the remaining 2,000 live cattle were placed in Tong County by the general." "
The general said that a cattle farm should be opened in Tong County. The disaster situation in Tong County is serious. Opening a cattle farm in Tong County can provide jobs for the people. The people will have a livelihood, and Tong County will surely be prosperous and stable."
"Good, good, good!" Emperor Deyuan said three good words in a row, "Reward! Jian Ruonan has made meritorious services in suppressing bandits. Jian Ruonan is awarded the title of second-rank dragon and tiger general!"
Sure enough, the little cutie never lets me down!
After calming down, Emperor Deyuan asked, "How did the generals kill three thousand war bulls?"
A fierce battle must have been inevitable.
In order to describe the fire bull formation in detail to Emperor Deyuan, the scout asked someone to lift a dead bull with a weapon tied to its horns and a reed tied to its tail and filled with oil.
"Your Majesty, the enemy used the fire bull formation." The scout described the fire bull formation in detail.
After he finished speaking, the sound of civil and military officials in the Golden Palace gasped.
This fire bull formation sounds so damn vicious!
When the cow's butt is on fire, it will definitely rush forward regardless of everything. Moreover, the cow's skin is thick, so it will not fall to the ground immediately after being shot by an arrow, but will become more manic.
The 5,000 cavalrymen of the Women's Army were hit by the fire bulls. If the fire burned the entire camp, all the food and supplies would be gone!
The minds of the civil and military officials had already begun to imagine the scene of the corpses of the Women's Army scattered all over the ground after the fire bull formation.
Even if the bandit suppression was a victory this time, the casualties were heavy and fortunate.
Immediately, some officials whispered: "Women still can't lead troops!"
"Second rank? Your Majesty, please think twice! Lord Jian has jumped several levels in a year, it's hard to convince the people."
"Lord Jian is better off being a civil servant."
"Just eat melons in normal times, leading troops to fight is too much for men."
"Yes, five thousand iron cavalry, even if a pig leads five thousand iron cavalry, it will win against a group of unruly people!"
These ministers were all ministers three meters away, and they didn't have a comprehensive understanding of Lord Jian's ability.
Emperor Deyuan was a little worried: "What if my daughter was injured in the army? What about General Jian?"
He had ill intentions for the little cutie to meet the grandmother, but with so many cows, how could they recognize people, let alone have bad intentions.
This group of cows is just a tool of the evil.
The cows had no ill will towards Little Cutie. No matter how powerful Little Cutie was, she couldn't send them all to see the cow lady. The scout
puffed out his chest proudly and said in a loud voice, "The women's army has not wasted a single soldier, and has won a great victory!"
Hearing "not wasted a single soldier", the civil and military officials of the court were amazed--
! !
What? !
Not wasted a single soldier?
Is this a big boast? !
The scout was a little dissatisfied when he saw so many people did not believe him and slandered the general maliciously. He was about to explain how General Jian had outsmarted the fire bull formation when the eunuch came in and reported: "Your Majesty, the daughter army is about to enter the city!"
Emperor Deyuan stood up from the dragon chair: "My dear ministers, follow me to welcome the general!"
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Emperor Deyuan sat on the dragon chariot and brought civil and military officials to the city gate. He saw the winding army coming along the official road.
Jian Ruonan rode on a magical object and ran faster than a horse.
This magical object, while flying forward, also played loud music that made people excited.
"I am the master of all trades and I will go through the crowds looking up at me~~I am the master of all trades and I never need to look back~~I will overturn the world and write my own laws~~This fierce wolf with a gleaming eye——" (1)
The strange object was a bit long and a big black mass.
Upon closer inspection, there was a kid sitting in the back - Teng Ge'er.
Teng Ge'er hugged Fifth Sister's waist tightly. Although his hair was messed up and his face was cold, he was excited.
There were two red flags on the kid's back, which fluttered in the wind, looking cool and majestic.
This was the Harley motorcycle that Jian Ruonan drew in the space. The Harley motorcycle had a cool shape and looked like a big black iron bull from a distance.
The big iron bull made a "buzzing" sound as it galloped.
Accompanied by the passionate music of Young and Dangerous, Jian Ruonan's appearance blinded everyone's eyes.
Jian Ruonan drove a motorcycle in front to lead the way, followed closely by the heroic women's army.
When the women's army left the capital, each of them carried chickens, ducks, fish and vegetables, and there were live pigs on the carts.
After eating almost all the food they carried, the women's army soldiers not only grew stronger, but also took off the backpacks and became more heroic!
At the end of the team was the incorporated women's army song and dance troupe.
After singing and dancing, and playing with snakes, the enthusiastic Indian friends once again showed everyone their natural skills - overloading.
At the end of the team, there were more than 20 prisoners of war squeezed on an ordinary cart.
Fortunately, the Japanese general was small and took advantage of every opportunity, so the 20 prisoners of war squeezed together did not look out of place.
Jian Ruonan drove the Harley motorcycle and stopped in front of Emperor Deyuan with a tailspin. After stopping, she kept twisting the handle to make the engine roar.
After the engine roar stopped, she took off her helmet, parked the motorcycle, picked up the cub behind her, and knelt on one knee in front of Emperor Deyuan.
"Your Majesty, I'm back!"
Emperor Deyuan stood up and helped her up before she knelt down.
After a brief greeting, Emperor Deyuan looked at the motorcycle and asked, "Lord Jian, what is this?"
Jian Ruonan: "Your Majesty, this is the Iron Bull, a divine object made up of the restless and unyielding souls of three thousand war bulls!"
The restless and unyielding souls of three thousand war bulls! !
Emperor Deyuan: ! !
All the civil and military officials present: ! !
An ordinary motorcycle was exaggerated by Jian Ruonan and turned into a divine creature that could do anything.
On the cart, Jian Chuxue, who was in a pig cage, sneered, "Isn't it just a motorcycle? The soul of a fighting bull? It can only scare the ignorant ancients."
Jian Chuxue was the only female prisoner of war in the whole scene. She had a cart and no performing talent. As
soon as she finished complaining, a sharp blade suddenly hit the pig cage, making a loud "pop" sound.
A cavalryman pointed a knife at her and said, "Watch your mouth. If you slander the general again, your mouth will be cut off!"
Jian Chuxue was so scared that she quickly shut her mouth.
This group of female soldiers regarded Jian Ruonan as a god.
Damn, if she had a golden finger, all these prestige would be hers!
In the hearts of the daughters of the army, General Jian is omnipotent, both wise and brave, and laziness, greed, lust... are just her protective colors.
These harmless little shortcomings show the general's true nature.
If she didn't have any shortcomings, His Majesty would definitely be jealous of her.
The general is a wise man.
After being shocked, Emperor Deyuan supported Jian Ruonan and asked: "My dear Jian, can you tell me how you broke the fire bull formation without wasting a single soldier?"
Jian Ruonan glanced behind Emperor Deyuan. She saw clearly from the video those ministers who had said bad things about her in the Golden Throne Hall before, and she wrote them all down in her little notebook.
"Your Majesty, I am fortunate to be able to break the Fire Bull Formation. I heard that there is a better way, and I would like to hear your opinions."
She pointed at someone casually, "Who is this?" The scout's
voice was as loud as a bell: "This is 'Even if a pig leads the army, it will win', sir!"
"Even if a pig leads the army, it will win" Your Majesty: "..."
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(1) Lyrics of "Superstar in Chaos"