Chapter 288 Shocked! Lord Sun is like this!

As soon as Jian Ruonan finished speaking, everyone present looked at the Lord who said "Even a pig leading the army will win."

Daughter-in-law: ! !

Our generals are not only lazy, greedy, and playful... they are also vindictive! (Hands on hips)

Jian Chuxue: What is there to be proud of? !

Crazy, everyone here is crazy! The mouse is the bridesmaid of the cat!

"Even a pig leading the army will win" Lord: "..." "

My surname is Sun, and I am a doctor in the Ministry of War.

" [Sun? "Even a pig leading the army will win" sounds better. Emperor

Deyuan looked over and said, "Pig... Does Lord Sun have any good ideas?"

Lord Sun was silent.

Your Majesty, why are you like this too? !

After a long while, he stammered, "Your Majesty, I need some time to think about it."

Emperor Deyuan turned around and looked at the ministers who had whispered to each other before, and smiled, "Give you a stick of incense to think about it."

Let me see how capable those ministers who just spoke so arrogantly are? !

......

After an incense stick, Emperor Deyuan looked at Doctor Sun who said "even a pig would win the battle": "Have you thought about it, my dear?"

Doctor Sun stepped forward and said, "I think we can avoid the enemy's sharp edge first, go around the enemy's rear, and attack them when they are unprepared."

Emperor Deyuan: "My dear, do you mean to avoid the enemy and then launch a sneak attack?"

Doctor Sun: "Yes." Jian

Ruonan: "Lord Sun, that's a good idea."

[After thinking for a long time, you came up with such a bad idea? ! ]

[This general thinks you are worse than a pig! ]

[If you drag him down, I will give you a slap on the wrist! ]

Lord Sun: "......"

General Jian, you are so hypocritical, does your mother know? !

Jian Zhang smiled and said: Not only mother knows, but father knows too!

Just when Lord Sun thought that the matter was over, suddenly, General Jian's wolfish voice sounded again -

[This man is so cowardly, he will probably become a deserter if he is thrown into the battlefield! ]

[Let this general see whether he has ever been a deserter? ! ]

A light screen suddenly appeared above Jian Ruonan's head -

when Doctor Sun was ten years old, he discussed with his classmates to skip classes together, but he ran away from the battlefield, causing his classmates to be punished - this is a deserter of friendship. At the age of

eighteen, he went to a brothel and fell in love with an Oiran. The two swore to each other and loved each other deeply, but in the end he still married another woman - this is a deserter of love.

When he was twenty-eight, his wife and mother had a conflict, but he never mediated between them, but found excuses to hide away - this is a deserter of family.

When he was thirty-eight, he took a young and beautiful concubine into his house, but because he was not good at it, he neglected her - this is a deserter in bed...

[Hey, let this general take a detailed look at how he became a deserter in bed! ]

His happy voice was mixed with three parts of schadenfreude, three parts of surprise, and the rest was all sadness.

Doctor Sun: "..."

The shark man just nodded his head, and General Jian not only killed the shark man but also whipped his corpse!

The six ministers: Hey, General Jian has restrained himself a lot, you haven't seen it before. The previous General Jian used to be full of the smell of confiscating property when he appeared!

Doctor Sun: What you mean, I should thank the general!

Six Ministers: Actually, you don’t need to thank me. The reason you didn’t have your property confiscated is because you are too cowardly and didn’t commit the crime of confiscating your property.

Doctor Sun: “…”

On the screen, Doctor Sun’s concubine was all mosaics as soon as she appeared.

Jian Ruonan cursed again and turned off the video: [No, he’s already deserting in bed, why are you blocking it? ! ]

Dog System: [Nannan, although he’s a deserter, he’s done everything he should do. ]

Jian Ruonan: [You mean, just a few seconds? ! ]

Dog System: [Yeah, no more than four. ]

Then, joyful laughter rang in the minds of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty——

[Wow, hahaha, nice to meet you, it turns out to be Lord Sun Si Miao! ! ] Civil and military officials

of the Manchu Dynasty: ! !

What four seconds? !

【Four seconds, even acupuncture is not that fast!! It takes more than four seconds to put on and take off clothes!】

Civil and military officials in the court: !!

I understand in seconds!!

This... Lord Sun... Hey, why don't you mess with anyone else, but you mess with the little baby who was confiscated, you are asking for trouble!

Now you have a new elegant title, are you happy?

Sun Si Miao: "..."

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After Sun Si Miao left, Emperor Deyuan looked at another minister: "What's your trick, my dear minister?"

Jian Ruonan: "Who is this?" The scout

shouted loudly: "This is Lord Jian who has been promoted several levels and is difficult to satisfy the people."

"Lord Jian who has been promoted several levels and is difficult to satisfy the people": "..."

No, do you think this is a bathhouse? !

His Majesty is still in front of him? !

"Lord Jian has been promoted several levels, but it's hard to convince the people." The Lord snorted coldly: "General Jian is really a noble man who forgets things easily. I have met the general several times before."

[Sorry, I don't know the generals below the second rank.]

"Lord Jian has been promoted several levels, but it's hard to convince the people." The Lord: "..."

Blame me?

Emperor Deyuan: "My dear Lord Jian, this person's surname is Ren."

[Ren Woxing?]

Lord Ren: "..."

I'm not that arrogant.

Jian Ruonan: "I am all ears to Lord Ren's advice!"

Lord Ren was well-read and immediately said loudly: "I think we can form a battle array, and quickly make way when the cattle attack, and then reunite after the cattle attack has passed."

Emperor Deyuan: "If the cavalry makes way, what about the food and supplies behind?"

What about the little cutie who brought so many vegetables, pigs, and two spotted bears?

Maybe the little cutie is sleeping in the tent at this moment!

[Another armchair strategist.]

Jian Ruonan dug in the melon field: [Hey, this Lord Ren is not only good at armchair strategist, but also good at hooking up with rich women!]

[Lord Ren's wife is twenty years older than him. She is Wang, the daughter of the richest woman in Wanxi. 】

【When he first proposed, Wang's third husband had just died. He insisted on proposing despite his family's opposition. 】

【Wang was moved by his sincerity and agreed... Actually, there was no sincerity at all, it was all because of his love of money! 】

【His official position was obtained by his wife's family spending money and using connections! 】 All the civil and military officials

in the court: ! !

Bah, eating free meals, spit!

Big spit!

Minister of War: No wonder Lord Ren always talks about his old wife at home, it turns out she is really old.

Minister of Works: That's right, his stepson is a few years older than him.

Lord Ren: "..."

What old wife, that's my old baby!

After eating the melon, Jian Ruonan made the final conclusion——

[It’s not enough to talk about military affairs on paper, it’s better to be a pretty boy! ]

Mr. Ren: “…”