Chapter 304: Shock! There is something fishy going on at Lord Yin's house!
After taking off his clothes, Zi Aza put his hands on the waistband of his pants, and Jian Ruonan quickly stopped him: "Zha Prince, you don't need to take off your pants!"
Zi Aza: "Don't you need to needle the acupuncture points on the legs?"
Bullshit problem, the acupuncture points beside the leg roots should be the most important.
Jian Ruonan: "Although the problem of the prince is in the lower body, as the saying goes, mediocre doctors only treat headaches and foot pains. I am the descendant of a miracle doctor, and I treat diseases by finding the root of the disease."
[The problem of the Latin prince is in his brain. Treat his brain and stop being so frivolous. The bullshit problem will be solved! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [Miss Fifth's insights into medicine are so profound! ]
Xuanwu System: [......] There is no need to brag so hard!
Zi Aza was a little disappointed that he couldn't show off his full quadriceps and biceps.
Jian Ruonan suddenly regretted and didn't want to give Zi Aza acupuncture.
This lousy thing was dirty even for practicing.
However, the consultation fee had already been collected, and asking her to withdraw was like cutting off her own flesh.
Just do it casually.
Zi Aza took off her shirt, "Fifth sister, are you lying down now?"
Jian Ruonan: "No, just stand here, away from me, oh, yes, farther, stand by the window."
Zi Aza: "How can you do acupuncture if you stand so far away?"
Jian Ruonan took out a bamboo tube: "Your Highness, you don't understand. This is the secret trick of the miracle doctor - flying needle."
Zi Aza: "..."
You were obviously not watching a flying needle video just now!
Jian Chuyun covered her heart with a peaceful smile on her face.
I was worried that the fifth sister would take the opportunity to touch the prince, but now I am finally relieved.
Wang Defa: Second Miss, is your focus a little off?
Brother-in-law Hou: Second Miss, shouldn't you be concerned about the safety of the prince's life?
Brother Teng: Brother Fa, Brother-in-law Hou, I'm sorry to make you laugh, this is the local specialty of our Jinyang Marquis' Mansion - Love Brain.
Is the feng shui of our Jinyang Marquis' Mansion bad, and a few Love Brains have appeared!
The ancestral tomb should be moved!
Jian Ruonan took out a needle-sized bamboo tube from his purse - a flying needle hidden weapon.
This hidden weapon has a very high precision. If you blow it near your mouth, you can accurately hit the neck.
Then, Jian Ruonan took out a candle and lit it, and asked Jian Chuyun to take the needle to the candle and roast it red.
Jian Chuyun: "Fifth sister, what is this?"
Jian Ruonan: "This is amazing, this is the legendary fire needle."
"Just now when I was taking the prince's pulse, I found that the prince had a cold evil in his body. Use fire needles to drive away the evil, and he will be well again."
Try to scare this seafood Latin prince at once, so that he won't come to make trouble again, lest the second sister misunderstands and hurts the plastic sisterhood that is already in danger of breaking.
Jian Chuyun: "Fifth sister, I trust you to do it."
Zi Aza: "..."
Suddenly there is a bad feeling.
Pouring water subordinates: It seems that the prince's brain really needs a few needles before wrinkles grow again.
Tan Tai Mo was in a good mood when he heard Jian Ruonan was going to throw flying needles. He didn't think Zi A Zha's bright-colored apron was so eye-catching anymore.
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, Miss Wu just thinks Zi A Zha is disgusting and doesn't want to touch him! ]
[Don't be so happy! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [You are a single, what do you know? ! ]
Xuanwu System: [You are a single dog, but you are not much better than me! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [Didn't you see that Miss Wu treats me differently? Miss Wu is a beginner in acupuncture and she is reluctant to practice with me! Just prick Zi A Zha at will! ]
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, do you have the same disease as Zi A Zha! I'll let Miss Wu give you a few needles later! 】
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
Jian Ruonan had watched a lot of teaching videos on electric acupuncture and fire acupuncture before, and now they come in handy.
She held the bamboo tube in her hand, aimed it at Zi Aza, and before she could blow it, she heard a familiar mechanical sound coming -
[Ding——]
[The emotional ups and downs of the captured person are detected here, points +1000]
[+1000]
Jian Ruonan was very happy, "biobiobio", aimed at Zi Aza and blew a few needles. It
was the first time she blew the needle, and her accuracy was not enough. She blew it wrong, and she didn't even pierce the seafood prince after blowing a few needles.
Zi Aza suddenly became nervous: "Fifth Miss, what are you doing?"
Jian Ruonan: "Nothing, those needles were broken, I did it on purpose."
Zi Aza: "......"
Do you think this prince is blind? !
Jian Ruonan: "Prince, I will do it, don't worry! Prince Rui was cured by me, what are you worried about?"
Jian Ruonan stretched out her hand and pulled out a handkerchief from Jian Chuyun's waist.
Jian Chuyun: "What are you doing?"
Jian Ruonan: "Please, second sister, cover the prince's eyes."
Zi Aza: "What for?"
Jian Ruonan: "This is also a treatment method."
[Of course, it's to make the seafood prince stop talking too much! ]
[If you see me blowing the needles later, you will complain again. I am too lazy to find so many excuses to explain. 】
Zi Aza: "......"
Pouring water Subordinate: Prince, do you have to cure this disease? !
Zi Aza: Don't worry, Miss Wu won't bear to hurt this prince.
Pouring water Subordinate: ...The needle hasn't been inserted, and the wrinkles haven't grown out yet.
Jian Chuyun took the handkerchief and carefully wrapped it around the prince's eyes.
After the prince's eyes were covered with a handkerchief, Jian Ruonan took a few steps forward, picked up the bamboo tube and aimed it, and then a violent storm of
needles shot out from the syringe, piercing Zi Aza's skin.
In less than an incense stick of time, Zi Aza was pierced into a porcupine.
Zi Aza had a good tolerance, and in order not to lose his composure in front of the fifth lady, he did not make a sound.
After blowing the needle, Jian Ruonan said: "The acupuncture is finished. After an incense stick of time, please help the prince take out the needles. I will leave first."
Jian Ruonan patted her butt and left with the civets.
Zi Aza: "..."
Is the most anticipated acupuncture part gone? !
Acupuncture - twisting and lifting silver needles to assist in massaging acupoints, with physical contact.
After taking out the needle, Ziaza looked at the messy and bleeding needle holes all over his body and pushed Jian Chuyun away.
"Get out of here!"
Now he finally understood that Miss Fifth had no feelings for him.
It was all Jian Chuyun's bad thing that made him misunderstand.
Fifth Miss, since you are so ruthless, don’t blame me for being unrighteous!
Subordinate serving tea: After the prince got the acupuncture, the wrinkles in his brain immediately recovered!
Miss Fifth has great medical skills!
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After Emperor Deyuan gave the reward, the next afternoon, Jian Ruonan went into the palace to express his gratitude.
As soon as she arrived at the palace, Manager Cao cordially welcomed her into the imperial study.
In Yu's study, several ministers' eyes lit up when they saw Jian Ruonan!
The little treasure of the house-confiscation department is here!
After discussing matters for so long, we can finally take a break.
When Jian Ruonan entered Yu's study, Emperor Deyuan was furious.
Next week is the Longevity Festival, which is a critical moment, but a rapist appeared in the capital.
This rapist is very arrogant. He specializes in sneaking into wealthy families to plunder flowers. More than a dozen cases have been reported to the police, and there may be many families who are too embarrassed to say anything.
It is said that the rapist is not just one person, but an organization. The day before yesterday, two cases occurred in East City and West City at the same time, causing panic in the whole capital.
The commanders of the Five Cities Military Department stood in a row and were scolded by Emperor Deyuan.
When Emperor Deyuan saw Jian Ruonan, the anger on his face disappeared instantly, and he said in a gentle voice: "Give the general a seat."
The six ministers, the vice ministers, and the commanders of the Five Cities Military Department were all standing, and Jian Ruonan sat next to Emperor Deyuan, with a status comparable to that of a regent.
It can be said that no treacherous minister in history has been as arrogant as her.
Emperor Deyuan: "General, what do you think about this matter?"
Jian Ruonan looked mysterious: "Catch him and behead him!"
Emperor Deyuan was very happy: "General, you have a good plan!"
The commander of the Five Cities Military Department: ! ! ? ?
?
? Where's the plan? !
We didn't hear any plan? !
Emperor, do you want to hear what you are bragging about?
Just now we arranged for patrols and strict inspections of foreign populations, and you are still not satisfied even after all the saliva.
General Jian's simple words made it easy to plot? !
Six ministers: You officials three meters away don't know the benefits of General Jian.
General Jian's melon-eating system, even if the lecher hides in the cow's anus, he can't escape the eyes of the little treasure who confiscates the house!
Emperor Deyuan randomly pointed to someone: "Tell the general what happened?"
Jian Ruonan: "Who is this?"
"I am Yin Yushu, the commander of the East City Military Department." Yin Yushu simply told the situation of the lecherous thief, "I want to hear General Jian's opinion!"
Lord Yin was a little angry. First, he was dissatisfied with the emperor's favoritism towards her. How could a general sit side by side with the emperor?
Second, he felt that this little girl had no ability.
How could a little girl say such nonsense about a thief that the Five City Military Department couldn't catch?
[Yin Yushu? ]
[There are fifteen concubines in the family, and ten of them are having affairs with Yin Yushu? ! 】
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PS: I saw a comment asking why I didn’t post at midnight. When I was traveling abroad, it seemed that I couldn’t set it to post at midnight because of the time difference. I can resume it the day after tomorrow. I
have to write when I travel. It’s a hard life! Others sit on the beach to watch the sunset, and I hold a notebook and write. I cry.
Such a hardworking author, don’t give a few love to send electricity? ! (Don’t force me to kneel down and beg you!)