Chapter 322 Big Birds Rely on People
Jian Ruonan looked at Miss Yanyu with sympathy in his eyes.
[Hey, you can't just be a good young man, but you have to mess around. ]
[I'm really not much smarter than the ancients, I was just born a few hundred or a thousand years later. Really, you want to invent things as soon as you travel through time. You were a poor loser before you traveled through time, but you think you're Edison after you traveled through time? ]
[Hey, this fellow villager can't be an ordinary man? ! ] Miss
Yanyu: "..."
What's wrong with this fellow villager?
Is he tied to Tianyancha?
He's exposing people's secrets as soon as he meets them.
This is too familiar!
Miss Yanyu opened her mouth: "Beep beep beep——"
Forget it, she can't say anything.
After traveling through time, Miss Yanyu is not surprised.
"Don't call me Miss Yanyu, my name is Lu Yuanying." Lu Yuanying said, "Why are you with Canlang?"
Speaking of Canlang, Lu Yuanying put down her raised legs, closed her legs, and her voice became hoarse again.
Jian Ruonan: "Qu Huacan? People don't even know you're a man!"
Lu Yuanying got nervous: "Don't tell him!"
Jian Ruonan stretched out her finger and drew it in front of her mouth: "Don't worry! Zip up your little mouth, I won't tell him!"
Lu Yuanying looked doubtful: "You said, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people!"
Jian Ruonan said without hesitation: "Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people."
Lu Yuanying felt a warm current in her heart. Although this fellow villager was a little unreliable, he was quite sincere.
[How can I eat melons if I tell him? Wahahaha——]
[I'm waiting to see Qu Huacan run away from marriage! ]
Lu Yuanying: "..."
It's too early to praise.
Lu Yuanying patted her proud chest. Suddenly, Jian Ruonan walked over and ripped open her collar. After seeing clearly, her eyes widened.
"So it's a steamed bun, how is it fixed?"
Lu Yuanying: "..."
Looking at the other's bean sprout figure, Lu Yuanying smiled proudly: "You are jealous, this is not an ordinary steamed bun, give you five hundred taels to touch it."
Jian Ruonan: "..."
Originally, I thought it was wrong to pull other people's clothes, but now I suddenly felt that I was being teased.
Lu Yuanying stretched out her hand: "I chose your poem, my reputation was damaged, you made a bet with that guy and won five thousand taels, give me half of it."
Jian Ruonan was shocked: "Give it half, are you trying to steal the money?!"
"I haven't exposed your plagiarism yet, which is the most I can do!"
[This fellow is so shameless! ]
Lu Yuanying: "..."
Let's be even!
"If you want to recognize me, at least write a poem about the moonlight in front of my bed. What is 'Palace Jade Liquor'?"
"Palace Jade Liquor, it is something engraved in the blood of Chinese people!" Jian Ruonan: "I can't share the money with you. I'll say a good word for you in front of Qu Huacan. I hope you can bend him as soon as possible."
Lu Yuanying: "Deal!"
Jian Ruonan smiled like an aunt: "Let me make a promise first, don't force me."
Lu Yuanying: "Why?"
I didn't expect this fellow villager who is in a high position to have a moral bottom line.
Jian Ruonan: "If you force me, I'm afraid I will have to stay in your room for the rest of my life."
Forced love, that's too exciting! !
Influence this general's capture of the seafood prince!
"If you want to be strong, you can't do it today. You can do it another day when I have time!"
[It's okay if you don't notify me. I'm always paying attention to you!
] [Wow, hahaha——]
Lu Yuanying: "..."
You are the one who is shameless!
~
Jian Ruonan and Lu Yuanying were chatting freely in the room, while Qu Huacan was waiting outside anxiously.
"Why haven't you come out yet?" Qu Huacan rubbed his fingers.
When Sister Ruan came out just now, she was only talking to Jian Ruonan and didn't even give him any extra glances.
Sister Ruan won't fall in love with someone else, right?
Qu Huacan pinched his nose in annoyance.
Hou Tanhua advised: "Master Qu, you worry too much. The fifth sister is a girl."
Tan Taimo also became nervous.
The fifth lady is a girl, but that girl Yanyu is a man!
Tan Tai Mo stood up with a swish, "I'll go in and take a look!"
Xuanwu System: [Little Four, don't worry, that girl Yan Yu is 1.]
Tan Tai Mo frowned slightly: [What is 1?] I
think I've heard this from Miss Wu.
Xuanwu System: [It's men and men, men and men together, divided into 1 and 0, the upper one is called 1, the lower one is called 0, 1 can be embedded in 0, isn't it very vivid?]
[And you definitely don't know crispy duck, it's the homonym of CPY!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
My ears are dirty.
[No need to explain it so clearly.]
Xuanwu System: [Heh, you, you want to ask, and you think I explained it too clearly!]
[What do you want me to do?!]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
I really want to find Miss Wu to exorcise this crazy general!
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After sitting for a while, Jian Ruonan came back.
Qu Huacan immediately went to greet her: "General, what did Miss Yanyu say to you?"
Jian Ruonan's big black eyes rolled around.
She turned her back and put two drops of eye drops in her eyes. After sitting down, she patted her thighs hard, "Talked about his life experience..."
Qu Huacan took a deep breath and interrupted, "What about her life experience?"
"Hey." Jian Ruonan sighed lightly, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and tears rolled in her eyes, "It's really hard to describe." Jian
Ruonan didn't lie. The life experience of this fellow villager was really hard to describe. He was obviously the eldest son of an official family, but he dressed as a woman and performed as an Oiran in a brothel. Because of a series of lewd actions, he owed a lot of debts. Now he dressed as a woman to seduce Qu Huacan...
Jian Ruonan thought about the saddest thing in her life and couldn't help laughing.
"Sir Qu, he's waiting for you in the room, go quickly."
Qu Huacan had long been heartbroken when he learned about Sister Ruan's rough life. When he heard that Sister Ruan was waiting for him, he immediately clasped his hands together and
said, "General, I'm sorry to leave you." Then he lifted up his robe and ran straight to Miss Yanyu's room.
After seeing Qu Huacan running away, Jian Ruonan immediately called everyone, "Follow him!"
Hou Tanhua grabbed a handful of melon seeds and followed closely.
Xuanwu System: [Xiao Si, hurry up and catch up. It's okay if you don't speak as nicely as your brother-in-law, but don't let him outshine you when eating melons.]
Tan Tai Mo: [......]
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In the room, the candlelight flickered.
Miss Yanyu took a pair of scissors and picked up the wick, and the light in the room dimmed a little more.
"Wow--" The door was pushed open and Qu Huacan stood at the door.
"Sister Ruan!"
"Brother Can!"
Miss Yanyu threw down the scissors and threw herself into Qu Huacan's arms.
After closing the door, Qu Huacan held Sister Ruan and sat on the bed. After sitting down, he found that Sister Ruan was actually a little taller than him.
No wonder it was a little awkward to hold her.
Why was it just right to hold her before?
Outside the room, three heads were lying on the window, and the window was poked with several holes.
The [Block melon owner] button was turned on, and the crows were in place.
[Lu Yuanying is such a chicken, in order to appear like a little bird, he squatted and snuggled in Qu Huacan's arms! ]
Tan Tai Mo: Lu Yuanying, isn't he the young master of the Dali Temple?
Tan Tai Mo had heard something about the incident in which the Dali Temple's family was almost wiped out.
Hou Tanhua: Little bird?
Big bird, right? !
Just as Jian Ruonan was watching with great interest, there were a few more heads beside her - the guests from the next table.
Jian Ruonan: "Why are you following me if you don't go whore?"
The guests from the next table huddled together and smiled flatteringly: "We are just looking around."
Jian Ruonan: "I opened this melon position and poked the window holes. If you want to eat the big melon, stay and buy the melon!"
"Brother-in-law Hou, collect the money!"
"Those who don't pay, get rid of them all!"
[I have always been the one who gets whores for free, and I have never met anyone who wants to get whores from me for free! ]