Chapter 331 Generals Show Off Their Skills
After Gao Shou was tied up, he was also gagged.
He opened his eyes wide, his face full of disbelief.
At this moment, the heart of the gold medal killer was chilled!
Yuwen Shu: "This warrior doesn't look like he volunteered?"
Jian Ruonan: "You are not the worm in his stomach, how do you know he didn't volunteer?"
"This general thinks he volunteered very much!"
Yuwen Shu: "He shed tears."
"Don't you have a saying in the Central Plains that men bleed but don't cry? This warrior's face is full of tears, he must have a great hardship!"
Jian Ruonan looked up and saw that, as expected, although Gao Shou was gagged, he was crying. He
was as sad as a child.
Jian Ruonan lied, "He was so excited that he cried because he was chosen!"
"There are many people who want to come but can't!"
As soon as Jian Ruonan finished speaking, someone immediately echoed, "Damn it, I wanted to go, but he got there first!"
"Oh, I really envy him. I must move faster next time!"
"General, let me go next time!"
Gao Shou: "..."
Yuwen Shu almost took it seriously. At this time, Jian Ruonan's inner voice came -
[Hahaha, he didn't cry, he broke his defense! ]
[It was a big defense! ! ]
[He wanted to sneak attack, but he didn't expect that the mantis stalked the cicada and the oriole was behind! ]
Yuwen Shu: "..."
Gao Shou: "..."
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The competition venue was set up in the Wuying Hall, and there was a huge martial arts field in the hall.
After everything was ready, there was only one volunteer left in the North Country.
Minister of War: "Everyone believes in the general and actively volunteers. Isn't Lan Yongshi known as the best warrior in the North? Why doesn't everyone believe you?"
[Isn't the best warrior in the North a fake? ! ]
The envoys from the North were like turtles, and it took a long time to choose a suitable one.
Jian Ruonan called Yuwen Shu aside and whispered: "General Yuwen, do you want to fight less for 20 years?"
Yuwen Shu shu was shocked: ? ? ! !
Fight less for 20 years?
What does it mean?
Yuwen Shu was able to serve as an envoy not only because of his outstanding ability, but also because he liked the Central Plains culture since he was a child and learned a lot of Central Plains knowledge from the princess who married him.
He thought about it carefully and figured out the inner meaning of this sentence.
The general is interested in him and wants to take advantage of him?
Tan Tai Mo also became nervous. [What does Fifth Lady mean by this?]
Yuwen Shu has many wives and concubines, and his male virtue is endless. How can Fifth Lady like him?
Xuanwu System: [Little Fourth, don't be nervous. That lazy guy is fooling people!]
Yuwen Shu thought about it for a long time, and finally nodded solemnly.
Jian Ruonan chuckled and said loudly: "Your Majesty, Yuwen Shu is willing to be a volunteer!"
A row of question marks floated over Yuwen Shu's head: "I didn't say I would go?!"
Jian Ruonan squinted and looked over: "Didn't you just agree to it?!"
"You are thirty-eight this year. Looking at your appearance, you can almost live to fifty-eight. If you go up and get shot to death, you will just save twenty years of struggle!"
[If you are lucky, you can report directly to King Yan today! ]
Someone immediately echoed: "The general is really thoughtful!"
Yuwen Shu: "..."
She is so thoughtful!
In the Wuying Palace, the civil and military officials in the court were almost going crazy with laughter.
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With the help of Jian Ruonan, the Northern Kingdom finally had a volunteer-Yuwen Shu.
After being tied to the turntable, Yuwen Shu cried even harder than Gao Shou.
"General Yuwen is so excited that he is crying!"
The competition began.
In the first round, each person shoots ten arrows.
Lan Yongshi didn't know Jian Ruonan's strength, so he let her go first.
Jian Ruonan: "Lan Yongshi, this general will not be polite!"
"1, 2, 3, ready--"
"Turn--"
Jian Ruonan gave an order, and the huge turntable turned loudly.
Emperor Deyuan specially sent two strong men to turn the turntable on the side. When the turntable turned, the bearings squeaked, and the speed was so fast that double images appeared.
Of course, Gao Shou's figure was also too fast to be seen clearly.
Qin Guangzu, the Minister of the Ministry of Rites, watched this scene and stroked his beard on the side.
——The Minister of the Ministry of Rites, a master of the wheel rotation method.
He looked so serious, probably evaluating whether his wheel-turning technique was faster or the two strongmen were faster.
However, Taichang Temple Minister immediately had no time to think about other things, because he was about to be shocked by Jian Ruonan's unique skills!
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Because it is riding and shooting, a horse is necessary.
The little white horse was brought in again.
This time, Tan Tai Mo was holding the reins in front, and Brother-in-law Hou brought a stool and put it aside, and also helped Jian Ruonan tie a red cloak. Then
, Brother-in-law Hou took a cattail leaf fan and fanned the cloak.
Jian Ruonan held the eldest princess's hand and rode on the horse.
She held the reins with one hand, and the cloak behind her fluttered in the wind, creating a bit of heroic spirit.
The Lan warriors were stunned.
"..."
The Khan was right. The people of the Central Plains were so stupid that they should all be killed to free up vast tracts of land for raising good horses.
After Jian Ruonan mounted her horse, she took out her Zhuge Crossbow.
She tied the Zhuge Crossbow to her arm, pointed it at the turntable, and pressed the switch.
"Swish, swish, swish--"
After several sounds of breaking through the air, all the arrows sank into the turntable.
"Stop--"
After the turntable stopped, two of the arrows were seen being held in Gao Shou's mouth, three on the left side of his head, and three on the right.
The remaining two arrows were between his legs.
Gao Shou's butt shrank, and the two arrows rubbed his balls.
He was only 0.001 mm away from becoming a eunuch.
With his butt shrank like this, he held his urine tightly, and his pants were dry.
"Ten points!"
After the turntable stopped, the audience burst into applause.
"General, you are a great archer!!!"
"General, your archery is superb!!!"
After Jian Ruonan finished shooting, Tan Tai Mo stood aside holding the reins of the little white horse, making room for the middle position.
The next person to come out was Lan Yongshi.
Lan Yongshi was not nervous at all, but Yuwen Shu was trembling with fear.
"Lan Yongshi, you, you have to be careful!"
Lan Yongshi said to Yuwen Shu in Mongolian: "General Yuwen, please rest assured, that woman who can't even ride a horse can get ten points, how can this warrior lose to her?!"
Yuwen Shu was relieved.
The two strong men began to spin the turntable.
"Wow, wow, wow——"
After the turntable started spinning, Lan Yongshi realized that things were not simple.
His heart skipped a beat.
How can he shoot when he can't even see the figure clearly? Is it all
about luck
? Even if he relies on luck, it's impossible for all ten arrows to avoid the body accurately?
Could it be that General Jian really has some kind of supernatural power?
Lan Yongshi looked at the turntable that was spinning so well that it could produce double images, holding a bow in his hand, his brows furrowed.
Suddenly, he closed his eyes.
Someone next to him said, "Hey, you closed your eyes. Is Lan Yongshi more powerful than General Jian?"
Yuwen Shu was so excited that he saw stars. When he heard this, his body trembled. How
awesome is he!
Lan Yongshi was cultivated by him personally. Doesn't he know how powerful Lan Yongshi is? !
Who are you trying to fool by closing your eyes! !
Suddenly, the strong man who was spinning the turntable dodged.
"Everyone be careful, the urine is coming out!!!"
As soon as the two strong men left, the turntable slowed down.
Lan Yongshi smiled and immediately started shooting arrows.
One of his plans was to scare General Yuwen to pee.
The two strong men who were spinning the turntable were hiding from peeing, and the turntable slowed down, which was a good opportunity to shoot arrows.
"Fuck, the northerners are so fucking insidious!"