Chapter 332: Tai Nai appears again!

"The northerners from the wild land actually peed in public, bah!"

"This is not insidious, this is stinking shamelessness!"

"They actually used peeing to reduce the speed of the turntable!"

Emperor Deyuan's face turned green.

Damn, one by one, do you think my palace is a toilet? !

My ministers urinate quietly in the Golden Throne Hall, but you, a foreign envoy, urinated everywhere and almost splashed it on my face.

Is this reasonable? ! Ah?

I am the emperor!

Emperor Deyuan felt bitter.

Foreign envoys cannot be easily punished.

I can only rely on the little cutie to help slap him in the face!

After the turntable slowed down, Lan Yongshi shouted in Mongolian: "General Yuwen, you can't stop peeing--"

Yuwen Shu had been holding it in, but when he heard the call, he peed all over.

He had already lost face, so a little more didn't matter.

Lan Yongshi immediately shot out ten arrows.

Lan Yongshi still had some skills.

Ten arrows were shot out, and all avoided Yuwen Shu, and all the arrows sank into the wooden turntable.

"Ten points!"

In the first round, the two tied!

Jian Ruonan got off the little white horse, covered her nose with a handkerchief, and walked to the turntable where Yuwen Shu was tied.

The water stains on the turntable were still flowing down.

Jian Ruonan advised earnestly: "Don't pee anymore. Go to the toilet first. Not to mention the impact on the competition, this is His Majesty's Wuying Palace, not your northern back garden!"

Cao Degui smiled and said: "General, don't worry, he has already finished peeing, and he won't be able to pee in the next round."

An Honghui's unique skill of peeing a little and then doing it again is not something that everyone can learn!

An Honghui, who was shot by an arrow for no reason: "..."

Jian Ruonan asked again: "You can't poop, right?"

Yuwen Shu: "...No."

[It's hard to explain, northerners are so cunning! ]

[You are not even as good as one finger of our Great Xia, who gave you the courage to look down on our Great Xia? ! 】

Civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: That’s right, yue——

Jian Ruonan suggested again: “Find a clerk to record today’s scene!”

As she said that, she took out a Polaroid camera and took a series of photos of Yuwen Shu. After that, she showed the photos to him: “General, please have a look. It’s very realistic!”

【When the two armies fight in the future, I will make this photo into a military flag to boost the morale of the Northern Kingdom! 】

【I am such a clever girl! 】

Yuwen Shu: “...”

Jian Ruonan waved to the Lan warriors: “All the arrows on the turntable are wet. You can find someone to pull them out.”

【The daughters of Great Xia will not wipe the urine for foreigners! Lan Yongshi personally dismounted to pull out the arrow .

While pulling, he comforted in Mongolian: "General Yuwen, your death will not be in vain. I will tell the Khan every word of your heroic deeds."

Yuwen Shu: "..."

"Forget it, don't tell."

Lan Yongshi: "If you don't tell, wouldn't General Yuwen's death be in vain?"

Yuwen Shu: "..."

Shut up, don't you think I'm embarrassed enough? !

After pulling out the arrow, Hou brother-in-law handed the palm-leaf fan in his hand to the eunuch next to him: "Go, blow the urine fan on the turntable, the next competition is about to begin."

This is only the first round, and there are nine more rounds of competition. When the turntable starts to spin, urine will fly everywhere. What if it splashes on the civil and military officials of the court?

It's not good to splash flowers and plants if the water didn't splash on the civil and military officials.

Then, the civil and military officials watched the eunuch holding a cattail leaf fan and fanning Yuwen Shu's crotch.

Cao Degui also asked someone to bring a steamer and smoky Yuwen Shu's crotch, which made Yuwen Shu unable to open his eyes.

Yuwen Shu: "..."

Can you let me die directly? !

At this moment, Yuwen Shu just wanted to bite his tongue and die in vain!

After about an incense stick of time, the turntable finally dried up.

Yuwen Shu's pants were still a little wet. The two strongmen put on gloves and tried, but no water came out.

After everything was ready, the second round of competition continued. In

the second round, Lan Yongshi shot first.

Lan Yongshi had taken advantage of the opportunity in the last round, and this time the strongman held back his strength and used all his strength, almost spinning the turntable out.

Lan Yongshi rode on his horse, staring at the turntable, motionless.

Yuwen Shu was almost foaming at the mouth, but Lan Yongshi still had no intention of taking action.

After a while, someone shouted, "General Yuwen has vomited!"

Everyone looked closely and saw that some unknown objects were thrown out of the turntable that Yuwen Shu was tied to.

Lan Yongshi's eyes lit up, and he bent his bow and prepared to shoot.

But this time, the strongmen had experience, and they did not let go immediately, but ran behind the turntable and continued to spin.

Even if General Yuwen pooped, the two strongmen would not stop.

We will never let the cunning northerners succeed again!

In order to prevent the northerners from making a trick, the personnel on both sides of the turntable had already evacuated.

Lan Yongshi's plan failed.

Lan Yongshi was very disappointed.

"Lan Yongshi, if you don't shoot, it will be dark soon!"

"Lan Yongshi, are you asleep?!"

"Are all you northern warriors such cowards? You started by peeing and now you're delaying by vomiting?!"

There were more and more discussions. The minister who was recording the documents picked up his pen and wrote quickly. I think what he wrote was not good.

Lan Yongshi had no choice but to draw his bow.

"Swish, swish, swish--"

After the sound of arrows breaking through the air, there was the sound of several arrows piercing the flesh.

After being stabbed, Yuwen Shu did not make a sound.

Just when everyone thought that Yuwen Shu still had some courage, the turntable stopped and they found that Yuwen Shu was scared.

Ten arrows, two of which pierced Yuwen Shu's left leg, two pierced his right leg, one pierced his hairline, four pierced his arms respectively, and one, hit Yuwen Shu's crotch without deviation, and it was unknown whether it hit the key part.

"Warrior Lan, you get one point, minus forty-five points, total points: minus thirty-four points!"

The arrow that hit the crotch was deducted five points, which should be because it hit a physical object.

As a fellow sufferer, Gao Shou sighed, "General Yuwen, you should shrink your butt, shrink your butt!

" The next turn was Jian Ruonan, who smiled and said, "Excuse me, I want to show off my skills!"

She took out a piece of black cloth from her pocket.

Emperor Deyuan asked, "General, what are you doing?"

Jian Ruonan smiled and said, "Your Majesty, Daxia is a country of etiquette. Lan Yongshi and General Yuwen have come from afar. We should do our best to show our hospitality. This piece of cloth is used to cover my eyes."

"General is so awesome?!"

"General is awesome!!"

Amidst the compliments, Jian Ruonan was humble on the surface, but he gradually lost himself in his heart.

Gao Shouren was numb.

You continue to act like a fool!

Jian Ruonan thought for a while, took out another piece of black cloth and handed it to Lan Yongshi.

Lan Yongshi: ? ?

Didn't you cover your eyes yourself? What are you doing to me?

Jian Ruonan pointed at Yuwen Shu who was tied to the turntable and said, "Cover General Yuwen's eyes, otherwise he will be scared to death."

"General, you are kind-hearted!"

"General, you are righteous!"

Yuwen Shu was originally unconscious, but he woke up again after hearing Jian Ruonan's words.

How could she be kind? Huh? !

She is kind as a fire tongs!

This abominable woman, when this general returns to the North, he will definitely lead the iron cavalry to trample every inch of land in the Central Plains.

When the time comes, this woman will be the first one to be operated on!

Thinking of this, Yuwen Shu even felt a little relieved from the pain of ejaculating.

However, just as the relief below, a force of locking the throat suddenly attacked his neck, strangling him to death.

Gah——

Ah, too milk——