Chapter 75: The Alliance

of Melon Eaters [Oh my goodness - Master Li still provides services to young men! !]

Pilgrim:? ? ! !

No way.

How can you still provide services to young men when you are already the master of the temple? !

It was originally a very inspiring story, but it suddenly became unrespectable.

It is really getting more and more mysterious!

Believe it or not, unless you show evidence!

[However, Master Li does not care about ordinary people. Master Li only serves dignitaries. This service has an elegant name, called "Communicating with Gods"!]

Immediately, a pilgrim said: "Hey, last time my official friend boasted about it, I didn't believe it, but it turns out to be true! It's just very expensive, and ordinary people like us can't afford it." Pilgrim

: Oh, so that's the case.

No wonder ordinary people like us don't know.

Officials are really better at playing than us ordinary people.

[They deserve to make money, they are so generous, ordinary people really can't do it! ]

The pilgrims nodded in agreement: It's a waste.

They empathized with melons.

"Hey, does anyone know what this is about?"

"Can this Li Guanzhu really communicate with the gods?"

"Is it because I haven't been a gigolo that I didn't get the gods' blessing?"

"Is it too late for me to be a gigolo now?"

[Li Guanzhu used to perform juggling. He has thick skin on his feet. As long as he steps on the blade and doesn't move, he won't get hurt. ]

[There is vinegar in the oil pan. The vinegar boils first and looks like it is boiling, but the temperature is actually very low. ]

The pilgrims really smelled vinegar.

So that's what happened.

I thought it was really blessed by the gods.

However, this revelation is not so interesting

to the spectators. After performing the knife-climbing performance, Li Guanzhu immediately performed the oil-pot performance. It was not until the nail plate was rolled that he realized that the pilgrims did not seem to be very interested today.

In the past, the oil-pot performance was the climax of the entire festival, with cheers and shouts one after another. Today, the pilgrims did not know what attracted their attention, and they were all whispering. They were not

surprised at all by the miraculous performance of the knife-climbing performance.

The pilgrims this year are not very good.

After the festival was completed, Li Guanzhu recited a few more incantations and ended the performance.

"Blah-la-la--"

The pilgrims threw a lot of copper plates on the ground without any prior agreement.

Master Li looked at the copper plates scattered on the ground, and recalled the time when he performed in the brothel. He almost shouted, "Those with money can support me with money, and those without money can support me with their presence..."

Suddenly, the young Taoist priest who was assisting at the side ran over with an anxious look on his face and whispered to Master Li, "Master, some people say that you are a prostitute, and now you are... still..." doing business!

Master Li blushed, and immediately frowned and said angrily, "Who, who is making up stories about poverty?!"

"That's right, who is so ignorant that he is going wild in other people's territory?!"

"If you don't show me evidence, I won't believe it!"

"A melon without evidence is a rotten melon!"

Don't say, this evidence is not easy to produce.

Unless the courtesan of the brothel and the high officials who have enjoyed "communication with the gods" are present at the same time, and they have to stand up and point the finger at the same time.

This is harder than climbing to the sky.

[Cut, if you haven't done it, do you dare to swear to the sky? ]

Immediately, a pilgrim who was curious said: "Yes, if you haven't done it, you swear to the sky!"

Li Guanzhu smiled confidently. He swore a lot when he was a gigolo in the brothel.

There is not even a cloud in the sky today, could there be a landmine? !

Li Guanzhu lifted his Taoist robe, and his body was full of righteousness: "The poor can swear to the sky!"

[Hey, are you really swearing? ]

The pilgrim was shocked: Hey, didn't you ask me to swear? !

Since I have sworn, just take a look.

[Wait a minute, I am not ready yet...]

The pilgrim wondered: Li Guanzhu swears, what are you ready for?

Li Guanzhu knows people's hearts very well, and he also pays attention to the sense of ceremony when making an oath.

He lifted up his Taoist robe, drew a circle on the ground with his legs, and then performed a set of punches.

Finally, he pointed to the sky with one hand, threw the ground and said loudly: "There is absolutely no poverty..."

"Bang——" He had just started the oath when suddenly, there was a loud noise from somewhere.

Li Guanzhu was shocked.

The pilgrims present were shocked.

Brother Teng was so scared that he hugged the fifth sister tightly...

Hey, fifth sister, where is the fifth sister who is so big like me? !

After the loud noise, the pilgrims became agitated, "What's going on? Could it be that Li Guanzhu's oath backfired?!"

Li Guanzhu's face turned pale.

It can't be so weird, right?

But at this time he had to continue the oath, otherwise the pilgrims really thought he was punished by God.

"I swear to heaven..."

"Bang——" "I swear to heaven..." "Bang——"

"I swear to heaven..."

"Bang——" " I swear to heaven

..."

"Bang——"

It's true. Li Guanzhu was both a gigolo and a prostitute.

Jian Ruonan drew a few firecrackers. As soon as Li Guanzhu swore, she asked Mrs. Chen to pick one.

Mrs. Chen is really a talent. She picked the numbers very accurately.

I must reward her with a few pieces of silver when I go back.

Li Guanzhu was so angry that he said, "What's wrong with being a prostitute? The mighty general of the dynasty was once a servant!"

"Wow!"

The pilgrims were in an uproar.

The pilgrims should have dispersed after Li Guanzhu's privacy was exposed, but they stayed and commented on him.

"I said last time that Master Li's walking posture was not right, but Sister Wang didn't believe me. See, I was right, wasn't I?! Really, my eyes are a ruler! If you don't believe me, stop gossiping!"

"Oh, no wonder the beauty in our village failed to hook up with Master Li last time. It turns out that Master Li is not interested in women at all. I will go back and tell the beauty so that she won't be sad."

"Hey, sister-in-law, Master Li is interested in women. Did you forget that he used to be a gigolo? Maybe your beauty is ugly!"

"Oh, look at my memory. I almost forgot about this!"

"Is there no threshold to become a Taoist priest? Anyone can be a Taoist priest?!"

"Of course not. Taoist priests must learn from a master. It is very difficult to practice!"

"So, Taoist Zhang and Master Li are quite inspiring. They became Taoist priests after going through so many hardships. Well, instead of telling lies, you can just confess that you are an eunuch and a waiter. What's wrong?! Are there still people making fun of you?"

Jian Ruonan laughed like a bell when she heard the gossip of the pilgrims:

[Wahahahahahahaha——]

"Oh my god, there are really people making fun of you."

"The worst one is Taoist Zhang. He castrated himself, but he didn't become a eunuch!"

"Hey, does anyone remember Big Black Dog? The worst one should be Big Black Dog. Just for a bite of dead rat meat, he was stabbed and turned into a eunuch!"

"Oh, there are four Taoist priests in Qingxu Temple, and there are also Taoist Wu and Taoist Xu. I wonder what kind of people they are?"

Master Li was stunned.

Are these pilgrims so nosy? !

Hey, as long as I don't ask for a refund, it's still acceptable to be gossiped about.

~

This group of pilgrims are really good at talking, from the old hen that lays eggs at home to how many sons the current emperor has given birth to.

He was really good at discussing politics at the top and taking care of the family at the bottom. He chatted so hard that Jian Ruonan didn't want to go home.

The Taoist temple has pilgrims coming and going every day, and its personnel structure is more complicated than that of a brothel.

I don’t know why the information stations for time-travelers in previous novels were not opened in Taoist temples, but all were opened in brothels.

The Taoist temple is a great place!

A place like Taoist Temple still has zero cost and zero risk!

After eating the melon, Jian Ruonan said goodbye to her two close sisters-in-law and walked to the chapel with satisfaction. Halfway through, suddenly, Dong Shuang, the maid next to Mrs. Shi, stopped her and said, "Oh no, Fifth Miss, the old lady fell down in the backyard! Come with me!"

Jian Ruonan said lazily, "Grandma fell down, help her up quickly, what should I do there? Is grandma still lying on the ground waiting for me?"

Dong Shuang: "..."

Why didn't Fifth Miss play by the rules?

Other granddaughters ran away quickly when they heard their grandfather fall down, but this Fifth Miss was so calm and scary!

Big system: [Nan Nan, the old lady is not in the backyard, there are several Taoist priests waiting to splash you with black dog blood in the backyard? ! ]

Jian Ruonan: [Oh, I almost forgot, the old lady asked the Taoist priest to exorcise the demon. ]

Eating melon made a mistake.

Dong Shuang was just about to think of another excuse to deceive her when Jian Ruonan suddenly scolded her, "Hey, you maid, why didn't you tell me earlier about such a big thing as my grandmother falling down? Hurry up and take me there!"