Chapter 76 I, Yuanshi Tianzun, deify the gods, and make money, understand?

At this time, old lady Shi was lying in the chamber complaining about a headache: "Eldest wife, go find a doctor."

Min immediately arranged for someone to find a doctor, and then stayed in the chamber to serve the old lady.

Usually the old lady didn't like to pay attention to Min, but today, for some reason, she kept calling her in various ways, asking her to drink water and wipe her mouth, making Min run around in circles. Min

was thinking about Jian Ruonan and was a little absent-minded in her work.

She sent people out to ask several times and learned that Jian Ruonan was chatting with the pilgrims outside, and she was finally relieved.

Hey, it's all the old lady's fault. I don't know how much watermelon she has missed.

The old lady was in a good mood watching Min busying around.

At this time, Jian Ruonan should have walked to the backyard.

As she was thinking, suddenly, the old lady felt as if her throat was being strangled, and she couldn't breathe, and she was dying.

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In the backyard, three Taoist priests and a young Taoist priest gathered together.

The three Taoist priests were Taoist Zhang, the eunuch Li Guanzhu, and Taoist Xu, Li Guanzhu's fellow senior brother.

Taoist Zhang's face flushed, "Senior brother, I couldn't bring myself to do it back then, so I didn't finish the cutting, so I, I can still be considered a complete man!"

Li Guanzhu: "..."

There's no need to explain it in such detail.

Master Li waved his hand, stretched out his hand and put it on the other's shoulder and squeezed it, "Brother, I believe in you!"

Taoist Zhang's eyes were red: "Brother, don't worry, I won't laugh at you for being a prostitute."

The two brothers admired each other, Master Li asked: "Let's not talk about that, is the dog blood ready?"

The young Taoist held the dog blood in his hand: "Ready!"

Taoist Xu stared at the two of them for a long time.

He felt really screwed in his heart. He had finally managed to build a reputation for the Taoist temple, but it was all destroyed by these two weirdos.

He pursed his lips and blinked, "Hey, you said such a secret thing, how did those pilgrims know?! It's really strange!"

"When my junior brother swore just now, what about those loud noises?" Taoist Master Xu asked, "Did it really cause heaven's punishment?!"

Master Li was troubled, "How should I know!?"

After practicing Taoism for so many years, this is the first time he has encountered such a thing.

One loud noise is a coincidence, and three loud noises can't be a coincidence.

And we don't know what these three loud noises are!

Could it really be a landmine? !

"It's a bit weird today, otherwise, let's just forget it?" Taoist Master Xu wanted to give up.

"What's the use of counting? Madam Hou is a frequent visitor here. This time she donated three hundred taels. Even if the old man Yuanshi Tianzun came in person, we have to handle this matter today!" Master Li straightened his back: "Besides, it is our unshirkable responsibility to eliminate demons and defend the way!" Master

Li took out the peach wood sword and held the command flag in his other hand.

When he was performing acrobatics in his early years, he learned some skills and was able to dance the peach wood sword with swords and shadows in a few moves. Taoist

Master Xu held a stack of talisman paper in his left hand and a ghost torture stick in his right hand.

Taoist Master Zhang held a ruler and a bell.

"With the three of us brothers, is there any evil spirit that can't be driven away?!"

The three of them held magic weapons, and a domineering aura came over them!

"Has the area been cleared?!"

The little Taoist nodded: "It has been cleared. Except for the fifth young lady of the Marquis of Jinyang, not even a mosquito can fly in!"

"I heard that the fierce ghost is so fierce that he dares to pretend to be the Queen Mother. Brothers, be careful!"

Just as the three Taoist priests finished their armoring, Jian Ruonan and Chen Pozi stepped into the backyard.

Dong Shuang saw people entering the backyard and immediately shouted: "Hey, fifth young lady, I have a stomachache. Please go by yourself. The old lady is behind the big tree in front."

Jian Ruonan said impatiently: "Go, go."

There were so many outsiders that she was a little embarrassed to speak loudly.

There were many camphor trees planted in the backyard, all of which were towering ancient trees. The light here was dim, quiet and peaceful.

The three Taoist priests and a little Taoist priest, some hid on the trees, and some hid behind the trees.

In order to let the Taoists relax their vigilance, Jian Ruonan deliberately shouted loudly: "Grandma, where are you? Your granddaughter is so worried about you ah ah ah ah ah——"

and even delayed herself.

"Granddaughter is coming——"

Sure enough, the Taoists hiding in the dark smiled at each other.

With their eyes as a signal, they were ready to capture the monster.

The young Taoist hid behind a tree, holding a dog-blood basin, waiting for Jian Ruonan to come over and splash her.

The four of them exchanged glances with each other, and suddenly, the four of them realized at the same time that their necks felt like they were being strangled.

Wearing autumn clothes backwards?

Seeing Jian Ruonan slowly approaching, the young Taoist resisted the feeling of suffocation and just wanted to finish splashing the dog-blood and adjust the autumn clothes.

Just as he was about to raise the basin, a woman suddenly appeared behind him and pressed his whole face into the basin.

"Ouch--"

The little Taoist priest's face was covered in blood, and he couldn't help vomiting.

"Fuck, a bad start!"

I didn't expect the other party to be well prepared!

It seems that he is a demon with great Taoist skills.

Li Guanzhu jumped down from the tree first, holding a peach wood sword in his hand, and shouted at Jian Ruonan: "Demon, why don't you show your true form quickly!"

Taoist Zhang followed closely, holding a ruler, "Ah ah ah ah ah, heaven and earth, please show your spirit quickly, and obey the order..." Taoist Zhang

's beard was glued back, and as he swayed before casting the spell, his beard swayed with his sleeves.

Taoist Xu held the ghost-torturing stick and gestured to Jian Ruonan. Talisman

papers were flying all over the sky.

Looking closely, there was actually a formation drawn on the ground with charcoal.

Professional, really professional!

Jian Ruonan clapped her hands in her heart for the professionalism of the three people!

If she was really a ten-year-old girl, she would have been scared silly by such a battle.

But, she is not a real little girl.

She is a god!

Jian Ruonan stood there, quickly making seals with her fingers.

Mrs. Chen held a fairy wand in her hand, lit it and drew circles behind her. From a distance, it looked like a dazzling lotus bloomed behind her.

While making seals, Jian Ruonan shouted loudly: "Those who are about to fight must line up and march forward!"

Then, she quickly took out a musket and shot the three people opposite.

"Exorcise evil!!!"

"Bang——"

A big hole was punched in the flag in Li Guanzhu's hand, and a tree trunk as thick as an arm behind him broke open with a snap.

"......"

Why didn't anyone tell him in advance that the evildoer's magic was so powerful?

What was that just now?

If he hadn't dodged quickly, he would have been the one to break with a snap!

Li Guanzhu's mouth opened wider than the hole in the flag.

Taoist Zhang glanced at the ruler and bell in his hand, wondering if he would be able to run away in time. Taoist

Xu threw the talisman paper in his hand away and held the ghost-torturing stick with both hands, "Hey, I'm telling you, don't come over here!!!"

The four of them were so scared that they kept backing away, pulling their autumn clothes.

[Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed that my scalp is numb——]

[Oh my god, how can I be so immature and feel so good at the same time!! Ahhh! Exciting!!]

[I wanted to play like this a long time ago, but I was afraid that others would say I was a fool. I didn't expect to realize my dream here! 】

【Ahahahaha! 】

Mrs. Chen: "..."

Fifth Miss, just be happy. You don't have to consider the old slave's mood at all.

Smelling the smell of melon, Teng Ge'er followed closely behind the fifth sister. He finally ate a big melon, and a trace of fear appeared on his young face.

Fifth sister, you are a real god!

The fourth prince, who sent people to hide in the dark to help the fifth lady in case of danger: "..." I

am worried that she will be bullied.

The fifth lady has even played with the big lotus, so she probably doesn't need help.

Jian Ruonan suppressed the excitement in her heart and shouted to the Taoist priest standing five meters away: "Who are you? Seeing this Tianzun, why don't you kneel down and worship me!!"

The three Taoist priests were stunned.

Weren't you the Queen Mother before?

Why is there a Tianzun again now! !

Jian Ruonan quickly formed a seal again, "Lin, Bing, Dou, Zhe, Jie, Zhen, Lie, Qian, Xing, Zhuxie——"

Then, another shot.

[Hey, my scalp is numb! Ah hey! ]

[What's wrong with being addicted? ! ]

"Zhuxie Zhuxie Zhuxie——"

"Bang——"

This shot hit the bell, and a big hole was rotted in the copper bell.

Taoist Zhang was so scared that he threw the bell away and knelt on the ground, "Heavenly Lord, spare my life, Heavenly Lord, spare my life !"

"It has nothing to do with the three of us brothers. It's your grandmother. It's your grandmother who wants to harm you. We were all deceived by your grandmother!"

Jian Ruonan blew a breath into the muzzle of the gun, "This Heavenly Lord will spare your life."

The three Taoists knelt on the ground and suddenly felt the tightness on their necks disappeared. It turned out

that it was not that the autumn clothes were worn backwards, but that the Heavenly Lord had strangled their fate.

Fortunately, they turned back and repented in time.

Another round of kowtows to express gratitude.

After bowing, Master Li raised his head carefully, "May I ask the name of the Heavenly Venerable?"

Jian Ruonan snorted coldly, "How dare you, a bunch of little Taoists like you, find out the name of this Heavenly Venerable?!"

Master Li lowered his head quickly, "Heavenly Venerable, please calm down. I know that I am of low status. Only by knowing the Heavenly Venerable's name can I better respect the Heavenly Venerable."

Jian Ruonan thought for a while and said, "I, Yuanshi Tianzun, make money, and confer the title of God. Do you understand?"

——Today

there are three big chapters, the number of words is about four chapters. The author wrote from morning to night, without leaving the house or taking a big poop. The author has never been so diligent even in the college entrance examination before!

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