Chapter 77 Scare you old woman to death
Li Guanzhu rubbed his ears?
What?
What was he talking about?
The lady in front of him with a beautiful back and holding an iron magic weapon is the real Yuanshi Tianzun?
If I give her money... I can be deified?
I don’t know if this is the right understanding?
How to give the money?
Can I just give it to her?
Li Guanzhu tilted his head to look at Taoist Zhang and Taoist Xu.
Taoist Zhang and Taoist Xu were also shocked and couldn’t close their mouths.
If it’s true, this is a huge wealth! ! ! !
From now on, they will avenge their previous shame and directly accept the blessing of Yuanshi Tianzun from wild Taoist priests!
"Master Tianzun, please come this way!" Li Guanzhu was humble and led the way in front, leading Jian Ruonan to the hall for entertaining distinguished guests.
Taoist Priests Zhang and Xu were guarding the back, fearing that Master Yuanshi Tianzun would stumble.
Teng Ge'er, who was hiding in the dark, was dumbfounded.
Fifth sister took over Qingxu Temple in less than five minutes? !
Fifth sister, you are so rich! !
Looking at Jian Ruonan, who was treated like a guest of honor by the Taoist priests, Tan Tai Mo was shocked again and choked: "..."
[What was that in Fifth Miss's hand just now? ]
Xuanwu system: [Munitions. ]
Xuanwu system simply popularized the power and usage of muskets.
After listening to it, Tan Tai Mo was dumbfounded: [That little thing can allow a weak woman to kill several adult men? 】
Xuanwu system:【If the shooting is accurate and the ammunition is sufficient, it is possible to kill dozens of people at once.】
Tan Tai Mo:【What about the cavalry?】
Xuanwu system:【The cavalry dies faster.】
Tan Tai Mo: ! !
Then one person can form an army!
If this is used in the army of Da Xia, a musketeer team will be formed, which will be invincible!
I just heard Miss Wu say something about hybrid rice, which can produce 1,000 kilograms per mu.
Miss Wu is really amazing!
Tan Tai Mo's mood was up and down, and Jian Ruonan's points were added to the account again.
Xuanwu System: [Your Highness, didn’t you notice just now that the musket can easily penetrate the copper bell? Your Highness, why don’t you try to capture Miss Five? Maybe Miss Five will be so happy that she will give you the musket! ]
Tan Tai Mo: [...Do you mean that I should win Miss Five’s favor? ]
That’s really awesome. I just asked him to steal lamp oil, but now I’m making him laugh.
Tan Tai Mo suspected that this system was not here to help him, but to harm him.
Xuanwu System: [Your Highness has a dragon-like figure and a phoenix-like appearance, and he is handsome. As long as he is willing to humble himself, he will definitely be able to control her. ]
Tan Tai Mo: [Pinch...] Your mother.
Didn’t you hear her complaining about my paralysis every day? !
Tan Tai Mo was very well-educated, and at this moment he almost couldn't help swearing.
[......This prince is not a person who plays with feelings! ]
He would never deceive a woman's feelings for the sake of a fire gun.
[This matter will be discussed after this prince stands up! ]
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The Taoist priest brought people to the hall. As soon as Jian Ruonan sat down, she heard the system prompt that the points had increased. This time it increased by 20 points, allowing her to pay off half of her debt.
The points rose and fell from time to time, and Jian Ruonan was used to it. After all, the fourth prince was a dark killer with an unpredictable mood.
It would be strange if he was quiet one day.
She pointed at Chen Pozi and said, "This is my disciple, Taoist Cihang."
The three Taoist priests stood in respect.
No wonder the other party was so accurate in seeing the bloody trick in the hands of the young Taoist priest. It turned out that this was the Taoist Cihang who was proficient in the magic of the Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes!
I'm sorry!
As expected, the servants around the Heavenly Lord are all such powerful characters.
Mrs. Chen: "..."
Fifth Miss, just be happy. You don't have to consider the old slave's acting skills and endurance at all.
The Taoist priests presented fruits and vegetables, "Heavenly Lord, please enjoy, Taoist priest, please enjoy."
Jian Ruonan invited Mrs. Chen to sit down and eat the fruits. She picked up a fruit and took a bite. "You can help the common people pray for blessings and collect some incense money, but you must not do anything crooked. If this Heavenly Lord knows that you are involved in the secrets of the back house, this Heavenly Lord will kill you with one shot!"
As she said that, she held the pistol and gestured in front of the three Taoist priests.
Li Guanzhu was so scared that he knelt on the ground, "Tianzun, I know I was wrong! I will never do anything wrong again!"
Jian Ruonan: "Get up, don't kneel in front of this Tianzun."
Master Xu: "Tianzun, we have never deceived the common people. This is really the first time!!"
"Don't play smart in front of this Tianzun. This Tianzun knows everything." Jian Ruonan said, looking at the three people with sharp eyes.
Finally, his eyes fell on Master Xu: "Xu Mingchang, you like to wear women's skirts!" "On the
fifteenth day of the first lunar month of the year before last, you wore a women's skirt to burn incense at the Fahua Temple, and received plum blossoms from a male pilgrim."
"That pink women's skirt is still hidden under the bed."
! !
Master Xu was shocked.
He did this secretly, even his mother didn't know, but Tianzun knew it so clearly.
Tianzun is really powerful.
Taoist Priest Zhang and Master Li rolled their eyes.
Just now, Old Xu blamed them for ruining the reputation of the Taoist temple.
But after all this time, everyone is the same.
Bah!
Jian Ruonan's dark eyes turned and looked at Master Li: "Li Liming, you were at the Duke's private residence last night..." Master
Li screamed, "The Heavenly Master has boundless magical powers. I dare not hide it out of luck!!!"
"The Heavenly Master, we dare not do it again!!! The Heavenly Master, give us a chance!"
Jian Ruonan closed her mouth with a hint of regret.
Master Li covered his chest. It was a close call. The game we played last night was too embarrassing. Fortunately, it was interrupted. Taoist
Master Xu and Taoist Master Zhang showed a trace of regret in their eyes.
Master Li: What are you regretting? Huh? !
In Daxia, the belief in ghosts and gods is prevalent. People lack knowledge of natural changes. They turn to gods and Buddhas for help in many things. The status of Taoist priests is very high.
In a temple as popular as Qingxu Temple, the Taoist priests here even have a higher status than some scholars.
Some unscrupulous Taoist priests took money and abused innocent women in the name of exorcising demons. If Jian Ruonan was labeled as a demon, her fate could be imagined. Jian
Ruonan could ask them to close Qingxu Temple, but if one Qingxu Temple fell, thousands of Qingxu Temples would open.
It would be better to regulate the words and deeds of the Taoist priests in Qingxu Temple, so that they would be more decent and not harm the people.
"Hand over the stolen money!" Jian Ruonan looked at the three people fiercely, "If I find you doing evil again in the future, I will not show mercy!"
The three Taoist priests fell to the ground and kowtowed to apologize again.
After apologizing, Master Li asked, "Heavenly Lord, what should we do about Madam Hou?"
Taoist Master Xu held the torture stick and said angrily, "That old woman is too vicious. Let me deal with her!"
Jian Ruonan stretched out his hand to stop him, "Wait!"
Master Li pulled Taoist Master Xu, "Don't be impulsive. Wait for the Heavenly Lord to finish speaking!"
"Don't call me Heavenly Lord when there are outsiders around," Jian Ruonan curled the corners of her lips and said with a wicked smile, "When you go over later, just say that you have destroyed me."
She reached out and took the torture stick from Taoist Master Zhang, "Say that I am a stick that has become a spirit and you have beaten me back to my original form."
Taoist Master Zhang's eyes widened, "Are you still trying to lie?!"
Master Li rebuked, "You are so stupid. How can this be called lying, Heavenly Lord?"
"This is the calamity that the old woman should go through!"
Jian Ruonan looked at the three people with satisfaction, which was quite reasonable.
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The old lady was so excited that she shed tears when she learned that Jian Ruonan was beaten back to her original form.
She was so excited that she gave the three Taoist priests another two hundred taels of silver, "Is she a spirit from this stick?"
A flat stick about one foot long, with a few big red characters "Executioner Torturing Ghost Marshal" written on it in cinnabar.
Li Guanzhu nodded solemnly.
"Master, can she turn back?" The old lady was a little scared and didn't dare to touch it.
Li Guanzhu muttered: "See if you want her to turn back?"
The old lady put her hands together and bowed: "Such a spirit, it is better to destroy it if it stays to harm the world."
Ka-
his eyes went dark and he almost fainted.
Oh my, this Taoist temple is really spiritual. As soon as I have an evil thought, I feel like I'm going to die.
The old lady immediately changed her words: "Let her go after she corrects herself."
After sending the temple master away, the old lady shed two lines of tears.
The fifth sister was indeed possessed by a demon. Fortunately, she met the Taoist priest and subdued it. It was really the blessing of the God of Heaven!
The old lady knelt on the ground and kowtowed sincerely in the direction of the God of Heaven.
After the excitement, the old lady was a little tired and rested alone in the room.
I saw my grandmother twice today, and my body was almost hollowed out. Suddenly I relaxed and wanted to have a good rest.
After a while, the old lady fell into a deep sleep.
"Grandma~~~Grandma~~~~~"
In a trance, the old lady seemed to hear the voice of the fifth sister.
The old lady opened her eyes dazedly and saw Jian Ruonan lying on the bed, staring at her with a bitter face. Jian
Ruonan had talismans on her face and body, and she looked very uncomfortable.
She stretched out her claws, grabbed the edge of the bed tightly, and crawled towards the old lady step by step.
"Grandma, can you sleep?"
"You hurt me, doesn't your conscience hurt?"
"Ah?"
She asked one question after another, and fell to the ground with a sound.
Old lady Shi: ! !
Ka——She
closed her eyes, stretched her legs, and fainted on the spot.
I saw my grandma for the third time!