Chapter 46: Little Dumbass



Jiang Zhiqing used to like Du Zhiqing, but now he and Lu Xiao have obtained a marriage certificate. Last time, in order to protect Lu Xiao, he even sent Du Zhiqing to the police station. With this kind of behavior, how could he buy egg cakes for Du Zhiqing again? I'm afraid his egg cakes are getting smaller and smaller.

Wang Dazhuang also ate the peach cake given by his wife. He spoke loudly to Lu Xiao from a distance, "Lu Laosan, thank you for the peach cake given by your wife. This is the first time I have eaten such delicious peach cake. It is fragrant and crispy, much better than egg cake."

Jiang Wanwan’s peach cakes are of course delicious. They are all from a well-known brand that she brought out from her two-bedroom apartment.

Although peach cakes existed in this era, the ingredients and production techniques could not be compared with those in later generations.

Lu Xiao also thought that his wife's peach cakes were delicious, but now even if it was just a cake, he would feel that it was sweeter than honey when his wife fed it to him personally.

This little episode passed quickly, and those who were jealous could only feel jealous in their hearts, while those who had eaten snacks also went to work.

After all, people still care about their own food. This year's corn is big and the grains are full. It is a bumper year. We should have a good winter. Everyone's face is filled with smiles and they are full of energy.

As the sun was setting, brothers Lu Chunshu and Lu Chunsheng also ran over to help load the truck.

Lu Chunshu's little mouth is very sweet. Seeing Jiang Wanwan calling him "Auntie" all the time, he gave her two sweet corn stalks that he had picked in the afternoon as if they were treasures. Jiang Wanwan gave him two pieces of fruit candy, and seeing Lu Chunsheng silently packing corn with his head down, he also gave him two pieces.

How to say it, every time she sees Lu Chunsheng, she seems to see Lu Xiao when he was a child. These uncle and nephew really have the same personality. I wonder if their children will also be taciturn when they have them in the future.

Just as I was thinking about it, Wang Dazhuang came out of the cornfield cursing, rubbing the soles of his shoes as he walked.

"Which idiot went to poop in the cornfield without digging a hole? If you didn't dig a hole, then you didn't dig a hole. You even covered it with two leaves, causing me to step on it. I ate shit and got diarrhea. You bastard, why don't you work in the cornfield instead of doing this thing where you give birth to a child without an anus?"

The shoes were newly made for him by his wife, and he hasn't worn them many times yet.

Jiang Wanwan saw Wang Dazhuang's furious look and also felt that this was not a good thing.

It is normal for country people to find a place where no one is around to relieve themselves when working in the fields. Urination is easy, but feces are usually buried in a pit.

This guy, not only didn't dig a hole to bury it, but he also covered it with leaves. Is he setting a trap? How can Captain Wang not be anxious?

Lu Chunshu held a candy in his mouth, his eyes rolling around, his gaze finally settling on something not far away. He pointed with his little hand, "Captain Wang, I saw that person coming out from over there."

Everyone looked over. Wasn’t that Du Jiaming and Du Zhiqing?

Wang Dazhuang was so angry that he didn't care who the other party was. "Hey, Du Zhiqing, you are from the city after all. There are so many men and women working in the fields. You should pay attention to the impact when you urinate and defecate, right? Not to mention that you, a comrade, urinate and defecate nearby, but you still have to wipe your butt after you do it, right?"

Under the gaze of a group of people, Wang Dazhuang was urinating and defecating on the left and pooping on the right. Du Jiaming felt that he had never been so embarrassed, as if he was urinating and defecating naked in front of everyone.

His face flushed red, and he stiffened his neck to retort, "Captain Wang, stop spitting blood at me. I didn't do this at all. You're slandering me."

"How did I slander you? The children saw it. How dare you say you haven't been there?"

Du Jiaming wanted to deny it, but with so many people in the field, he didn't know if anyone else saw it except Lu Chunshu, so he just said, "I did go there. I went there to look for someone."

"Then tell me who you're looking for? The corn over there has been harvested, who's still there?"

When Wang Dazhuang thought about what his wife would say when he got home, he felt suffocated and became more competitive.

Du Jiaming wanted to casually mention the name of someone who was not present, but before he could finish his words, his stomach growled, his face changed, and he ran into the cornfield, holding his stomach and farting a series of times as he ran.

Lu Chunshu waved his hands exaggeratedly, "It stinks, it stinks. You're such a grown-up and you still fart in front of others. You have no shame."

"Did Du Zhiqing have an upset stomach?"

Someone in the crowd said something, and thinking of Wang Dazhuang's cursing just now, his expression suddenly became subtle.

It's just that he had a stomachache. He urinated and defecated everywhere without digging a hole, causing the team leader to step on him. Even when people pointed it out, he refused to admit it.

Qiao Wenwan's face turned pale, and she looked at the direction where Du Jiaming went into the cornfield, at a loss.

They had the same meal at noon today, the only difference was that she gave Du Jiaming a piece of egg cake.

Jiang Wanwan had bought the egg cake when she was at the educated youth camp. It had been sitting there for a while, and when she took it out today, she noticed the flavor had changed a bit. However, she couldn't bear to throw it away, figuring that just because it tasted different didn't mean it was bad, and even if it was bad, it didn't necessarily mean it was bad. Who hasn't eaten something that's gone bad? Who knew Du Jiaming was so squeamish?

As soon as Jiang Wanwan saw Qiao Wenwan's expression, she guessed what was going on. After all, she had just thrown away two pieces of spoiled egg cakes yesterday.

I guess the relationship between the two will be put to the test again.

Sure enough, her happiness is built on the pain of others.

When it got dark, the last truck of corn was loaded.

The cornfield was not close to the village, so when they heard that they could go home, many children and adults climbed onto the ox carts.

Lu Xiao also pulled the ox cart and raised his chin to Jiang Wanwan, "Go up."

Jiang Wanwan was a little scared when she saw the ox cart full of corn. "Forget it. I'll just walk with you."

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