I'm fine
"Dog... Your Majesty? How could it be you, Your Majesty? What I just heard was... a little eunuch who kept calling himself 'slave' talking to me? Could it be that I was dreaming too deeply just now, and actually dreamed that I was chatting with a little eunuch?"
Bo Xiangqian opened her eyes wide and stared at Su Junrou in a daze, "Isn't this too unbelievable? And Your Majesty, why is your clothes still open? Do you want me to help Your Majesty pull up your clothes and button them up? Your Majesty, your body is so hot, as if it were on fire, and your shoulders are covered in sweat. Do you want me to use a towel to wipe the sweat off your shoulders and face?"
I just heard the little eunuch who called herself "slave" say that Your Majesty is a true dragon emperor with a body worth ten thousand gold. If Your Majesty is infected with a cold due to the evil wind because of me, I cannot bear the crime of beheading you!
Your Majesty, please forgive me. I didn't know that Your Majesty would come to my temporary home so late at night, so I went to bed early and did not go out to greet you.
It is not that I intend to hide from Your Majesty, but Your Majesty suddenly visits me, and how can I prepare?
Your Majesty, please do not be angry.
If Your Majesty must punish.
Then only punish me, Your Majesty. Please do not implicate my father, mother, and my entire Bo family!"
Bo Xiangqian cried and pretended to sob, pinching her sleeves to wipe her tears. She looked so tearful and snotty that it made Su Junrou, the dog emperor, feel very distressed.
Su Juanrou couldn't bear to see the woman she loved cry, especially a weak and petite woman like Bo Xiangqian.
Originally, he had just been in Queen Ye Xiruo's Zi Yao Palace, where he was feeling very humiliated.
I didn't want to wake Bo Xiangqian up.
But the whole house was filled with the scent of roses, making him feel as if he were in a dream.
Just as he was immersed in pretending to be a gatekeeper eunuch, he kept calling Bo Xiangqian "slave" and gossiping...
Secretly delighted.
When you are secretly happy and proud.
Who knows...
Bo Xiangqian actually bit his shoulder directly.
The pain made him scream like a pig being slaughtered.
The eunuchs and guards outside the Liangyuan Hall thought that Su Juanrou had encountered some danger and was frightened.
Busily asking at the door...
"I'm fine, don't panic. If anything happens, I'll call you."
"Yes! I will obey your Majesty's will."
"This servant will obey the will of the Lord."
After Su Junrou sent away the eunuchs and guards outside, she turned around and looked at the person leaning on the corner of the bed.
Like a guilty kitten.
She pulled the quilt tightly to protect herself, and looked at him with trembling eyes.
Su Juanrou's eyes were filled with tenderness and pity, and she stared blankly for a long while...
He raised his fingers, as if to wipe away her tears.
“Ahem! Puff…!”
But Bo Xiangqian suddenly started coughing and spat all over his face.
"Bo Xiangqian, how dare you... treat me like this?! Believe it or not, I..."
Su Junrou was so angry at Bo Xiangqian that it seemed like smoke was about to come out of her nose.
The two eyeballs were red with anger...
The tip of the nose also hardened.
His lips trembled with anger, as if he wanted to vent his anger.
Scold loudly.
I felt relieved after scolding Bo Xiangqian.
But unfortunately...
"Your Majesty, I...I'm sorry!"
Bo Xiangqian looked up at Su Juanrou with her cheeks flushed and her face haggard. She couldn't hold it in any longer...
A moan.
Then he fell into Su Junrou's arms.
"Xiang Qian, what's wrong with you? I...I didn't mean it. Please don't scare me!"
Su Junrou held Bo Xiangqian in her arms, she was so anxious and scared that she didn't know what to do.
"Imperial Physician! Imperial Physician! Hurry and call the Imperial Physician here! If anyone delays saving my Concubine Bo's life, I will cut off their head and give it to my little Xiangxi as a memorial to her soul!"
The eunuch was worried when he heard Su Junrou was so irritable.
He hurried to call the imperial physician.
Su Juanrou carefully stroked Bo Xiangqian's pitiful little face.
He felt like his heart was about to break.
"Xiao Xiangxi, you can't be in trouble! Tomorrow... no, I will make you my concubine right now. As long as you can wake up, no matter what you want me to do for you, I will agree to it, okay?"
Su Juanrou placed Bo Xiangqian on the bed and covered her with a blanket...
Full of anxiety.
Waiting for the imperial physician to come quickly.
After a cup of tea.
"Your Majesty, may I ask what is happening to the young lady?" asked the imperial physician Xiu Shunan.
Su Juanrou rolled her eyes. "What young lady?! This is my new concubine, Concubine Bo. When you meet her next time, remember to greet her. Now hurry up and see my beloved concubine. Let me take a good look at what disease she has. Is it really that difficult to treat? If you can't cure my beloved concubine's disease, I will use your head to treat her!"
Imperial Physician Xiu Shunan said, "Your Majesty... well, well, how about we call in the director of our Imperial Hospital to treat your Majesty's Imperial Concubine? We are all new Imperial Physicians who have just arrived at the Imperial Hospital and have little experience. In my humble opinion, since your Majesty attaches so much importance to your Imperial Concubine's condition, it would be most prudent to ask the director of our Imperial Hospital to treat her.
But if Your Majesty insists on letting me and others examine the Imperial Concubine.
Even if we don't want to lose our heads, we must save the life of the imperial concubine.
As long as I can help Your Majesty share your worries.
As long as the Imperial Concubine is safe, why should I wait for death?"
Su Juanrou was silent for a moment, then asked the other imperial physicians, "Well, this imperial physician said he wants to ask the dean, what do the other imperial physicians think?"
The imperial physicians exchanged glances and replied in unison, "Your Majesty, Imperial Physician Xiu is correct. To be on the safe side, please have Dean Zhou personally perform the mission. After all, the Imperial Concubine's body is precious, and we cannot afford to be careless! Dean Zhou possesses the most exceptional medical skills and unique insights in the entire Imperial Hospital. If Dean Zhou personally handles the Imperial Concubine's illness, even if it's incurable, it's certainly not incurable. Let's see how Dean Zhou, a living Hua Tuo master, can restore the Imperial Concubine to a new look!"
Su Juanrou buried her head in the back of Bo Xiangqian's hand, feeling extremely distressed at the sight of her haggard face. "Old Master Zhou Shan, the director of the Imperial Hospital, truly possesses the legacy of Zhongjing and Bian Que in medical skills. He is truly incomparable to ordinary people. I have always respected and admired Zhou Shan. But why do I just not like him so much? Sigh! Never mind all that. Let Old Master Zhou Shan be Old Master Zhou Shan. After all, right now, the most important thing is to quickly treat my beloved concubine!"
It won't take a moment.
Mr. Zhou Shan, the director of the Imperial Medical Bureau, heard that the dog emperor wanted his new concubine to see a doctor.
Follow the eunuch.
He came over in a hurry.
"Old man, what do you think is wrong with my beloved concubine? Can it be cured?" Su Junrou asked.
Elder Zhou Shan nodded and shook his head, his face a mixture of worry and smile. "The Imperial Concubine's illness is probably not curable with ordinary medicine. Especially in the early hours of the night, or on cold and rainy days, during the cold winter months, Your Majesty needs to pay more attention to and take care of the Imperial Concubine's health and mood.
As long as Your Majesty keeps the Imperial Concubine in mind at all times, just as national affairs are no joke.
Your Majesty must always be vigilant and prudent and not treat this as a joke.
In all things, national affairs must be given priority, and the people's well-being and health must be given equal importance.
In the future, Your Majesty only needs to treat the Imperial Concubine's health as a state affair, treat her with kindness, caution and consideration, and the Imperial Concubine's illness will naturally get better.
In addition, I will prescribe a few more prescriptions for Your Majesty and the Royal Concubine. Your Majesty and the Royal Concubine should take the prescribed dosage as usual before each sexual intercourse.
Within half a month.
I, an old minister, can guarantee with my life and property that the Imperial Concubine's illness will definitely get much better.
But if the Imperial Concubine is feeling depressed, agitated, and uncomfortable due to a heart attack, then I'm afraid you will have to rely on your Majesty's own abilities. As the saying goes, a heart disease requires a heart medicine, so I'm sorry that this old minister is unable to help."
Su Juanrou couldn't help but feel puzzled after hearing what Grandpa Zhou Shan said. "Why didn't Grandpa advise me to stop having sex like he usually does today? Instead, he was so kind as to prescribe medicine for me and Bo Xiangqian. This is rare, but as long as Grandpa can really cure that crazy woman Bo Xiangqian, then I will do as he says."
"Old Master is a kind-hearted person. I will take note of this. From what he said, my beloved concubine's illness will not be cured for a while. And I will have to keep it in my mind all the time. If I am not careful, my beloved concubine's illness will relapse. Then will I have to stay around my beloved concubine from now on?"
No matter whether it is hot or cold, salty or bland, I have to take care of her one by one?
Wouldn't that mean I would just be her servant?
This won't do.
"I am the ruler of a nation, commanding great power throughout the land and commanding respect from all quarters. How can I delay the affairs of state for a woman? I absolutely cannot agree to this!"
Su Juanrou, the dog emperor, put on airs and repeatedly waved his hands to refuse Old Man Zhou Shan.
Old Master Zhou Shan said what he wanted to say, but he didn't dare to say more. "Your Majesty, that's all I want to do. I am only fulfilling my duty as a doctor, saying what I should say and doing what I should do. Everything else will naturally depend on Your Majesty's decision."
I dare not act as Your Majesty's master. My family and children all depend on my salary for their livelihood.
Whether it is your majesty's dragon body or the imperial concubine's precious body, you must pay attention to moderation and never indulge in temporary pleasure and over-consume your vitality.
That would be totally not worth it.
Your Majesty, please remember that every time before you have sex with the Imperial Concubine, you must first consume the herbs prepared according to the prescription I have given you. Otherwise, if your Majesty or the Imperial Concubine develop imbalanced yin and yang, or if their qi and blood become deficient, it will be too late, and good or bad fortune will be unpredictable."
Su Junrou said, "I will definitely remember your reminders and instructions. I am sorry to bother you with this trip so late at night. Since my beloved concubine is fine now, please go back and rest. I'm afraid I will have to trouble you more in the future. Everyone in the palace and the Imperial Hospital cannot do without you! You should also take good care of yourself!"
Mr. Zhou Shan was about to kneel down and take his leave, "Your Majesty..."
Su Juanrou quickly supported Mr. Zhou Shan and said, "Grandpa, there's no need for that. You're such an old man and you still want me to work so hard and shoulder the burden of the Imperial Hospital for me. I already feel so guilty about this, how can I ask you to do this again?"
Mr. Zhou Shan said, "Your Majesty is merciful. I am terrified. Thank you for your consideration."
Su Juanrou waved to the eunuch beside her and said, "Come here, Master Zhou Shan has been rewarded with a hundred taels of silver and five hundred bolts of high-quality brocade and silk for his meritorious service in treating the Imperial Concubine."
Mr. Zhou Shan left the Good Marriage Hall...
But he was worried, as if he had a premonition that something ominous was about to happen.
Wait until he returns home.
He put the wine pot on the table and drank a few cups.
"What an injustice! What an injustice! I, Zhou Shanxing, have practiced medicine all my life, serving as the Imperial Physician for ten years and the Director of the Imperial Hospital for nearly forty years. I have served three generations of the Su family, emperors and royal family members, yet I never imagined that at the last moment, I would encounter such a bizarre event. I'm afraid that Your Majesty and this Imperial Concubine will be entangled in a love-hate relationship that will be difficult to resolve.
Although I, Zhou Shan, can help Your Majesty stabilize your yang energy, I can temporarily ensure that Your Majesty does not lose your yang essence.
Can……
The evil energy hidden in the body of the imperial concubine.
However, I don't have any means or methods, and can only prescribe a prescription to nourish yin, moisten dryness, and dispel evil spirits.
Help the imperial concubine stabilize her vitality and protect the Danyuan Ding furnace from being eroded by negative energy.
As for what happens next.
It all depends on the fate of His Majesty and the Imperial Concubine, these two infatuated lovers and their star-crossed lovers!"
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