Chapter 123

System: [Not entirely. In fact, the main reason is that Lord Sang has been eating ashes for more than half a year, and his body has become ill. ]

[Lord Sang is constipated. ]

[And this time is not just ordinary constipation, but the most serious constipation Lord Sang has ever had in his life. ]

[Lord Sang only takes in but does not expel, causing his stomach to swell. ]

[Every day he is in great pain. Not only is his stomach swollen, but it is also painful and bloated. Later on, his stomach was so bloated that he couldn't sleep well. ]

[Lord Sang really has no other choice. In order to cure his constipation, Lord Sang sought medical treatment everywhere and took laxatives almost every day, but it didn't work at all. ]

[After more than a month, Lord Sang still only took in but did not expel, but his stomach was already swollen as if it was about to explode. 】

Everyone shuddered when they heard this.

Many people present had experienced constipation, which was really an unspeakable pain.

This person has to eat every day, and if he only takes in but not out, he will probably be unable to bear it in a few days.

What's more, Lord Sang has only taken in but not out for more than a month, you can imagine how painful it is.

Wei Yinuo: [Oh my god, more than a month without a bowel movement? ! ]

[It must be really painful. ]

[But think about it! ]

[After eating ashes for more than half a year, it would be a miracle if he didn't suffer from constipation! ]

[What happened later? ]

The system continued: [Later, Lord Sang's mother didn't know where she got the folk remedy from. Lord Sang's mother also said that the other party said that no matter how long you are constipated, you can definitely have a bowel movement after taking this medicine. 】

【Sir Sang's mother asked the servants to boil the Chinese medicine quickly. 】

【In order to prevent her son from having severe diarrhea after drinking the Chinese medicine, she also bought two turtles. 】

【She said that when Sir Sang was relieved, she could boil turtle soup to replenish his constipation. 】

【Soon the Chinese medicine was boiled, and the two turtles were placed in the kitchen, ready to be stewed into soup after Sir Sang was done. 】

【Sir Sang didn't believe it completely, but adhering to the principle of trying everything possible, he still drank a large bowl of Chinese medicine. 】

【After all, constipation was too painful. 】

【Who knew that just a few minutes after drinking it, Sir Sang felt his whole intestines boiling. 】

【Then he went to the toilet to try the effect. 】

Wei Yinuo was very interested: 【It seems that this time it really works! 】

Everyone also pricked up their ears and listened carefully.

They wanted to hear what kind of magic medicine this was.

If it really works, they can find a way to find out about it.

Only Lord Sang seemed to be listening to a horror story at this time.

He really didn't want to recall this dark history! ! ! !

The system didn't know what Lord Sang was thinking, it continued: 【Host, don't be anxious, listen to me slowly! 】

【This melon is very exciting! 】

【After Lord Sang entered the toilet. 】

【Everyone was waiting outside anxiously to see the effect. 】

【Especially Lord Sang's mother and Mrs. Sang. 】

【They knew that Lord Sang had been suffering from constipation recently, and they all hoped that this medicine would be useful. 】

【It happened that Lord Sang's two sons came back home from playing outside. 】

【At that time, Lord Sang was just a boy, and there were at least two servants in the house. 】

【The only few people were accompanying Old Lady Sang and the others because of Lord Sang's affairs. 】

【After Lord Sang's two sons came home, they were hungry and went to the kitchen to find food, and then they saw the two turtles. 】

【This was the first time for the two boys to see turtles, and they immediately became playful. 】

【So the two of them made a plan and took the turtles to the backyard to play. 】

【Each of them took a branch and used it to hit the turtle's limbs and feet. When the turtle put its feet in, the two of them poked the turtle's nostrils with the branch. 】

【The turtle was probably a little annoyed, but it didn't get angry. 】

【Who knew that the two sons of Lord Sang still felt that this was not fun. One of them put down the branch, then pinched the turtle's tail with his hand, and directly stood the turtle upside down and shook it left and right, having a lot of fun. 】

【Unexpectedly, their action completely annoyed the turtle. 】

【The turtle suddenly stretched out its neck and bit the hand of Lord Sang's youngest son. 】

【The intense pain immediately made Lord Sang's youngest son jump up. 】

【He kept shaking, and finally threw the turtle out. 】

【Who knew that the turtle happened to fall into the toilet. 】

【Then there was a scream from the toilet, which scared the two guys. 】

【When they heard the noise, they knew they were in trouble and ran away. 】

Wei Yinuo: 【Uh, could it be that the turtle just happened to bite Lord Sang? ! 】

System: 【That's right! 】

【The turtle just happened to fall on Lord Sang's butt. 】

【Then it aimed at Lord Sang's butt and bit it hard. 】

【So, Lord Sang in the toilet stuck out his butt and began to shake wildly. 】

【It turned out that he had just felt the urge to defecate, and suddenly something flew from midair, and then he felt a sharp pain. 】

【Master Sang looked back and saw a turtle biting his buttocks and refusing to let go. 】

【The turtle was probably just irritated by Master Sang's two sons. 】

【So now all its anger was vented on Master Sang's buttocks. 】

【The intense pain made Lord Sang panic. He shook wildly at first, and when he saw that it didn't work, he grabbed the turtle with his hands and tried to pull it off his butt. 】

【Who knew that the turtle seemed to be determined. Even when its neck was almost broken, it refused to let go. 】

【Suddenly at this moment, I don't know whether Lord Sang was in great pain or because the medicine he just took took effect. 】

【In short, Lord Sang's intestines seemed to be completely opened. 】

【With a "bang", the golden "essence" that Lord Sang had accumulated for more than a month burst out directly at this moment. 】

【At this moment, he was like a huge jet, and countless golden sprays rushed in all directions. 】

【That scene was so spectacular! 】

【No words can describe it! 】

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