Chapter 124
After hearing the system’s vivid description, the picture in everyone’s mind immediately came out! ! !
“Grrr~~~~~~”
The ministers in the court, as well as Emperor Mingde sitting on the dragon chair, suddenly felt nauseous, and felt that their stomachs had begun to churn! ! !
Oh my god, this is too disgusting! ! ! !
Wei Yinuo is almost dying of laughter!
[Hahahahahaha!!!]
[This picture is so simple! ! ! ]
[This toilet in Lord Sang’s house is really magnificent now! 】
"Puff!!!!"
"Gee~~~~~~" The crowd that was just in an uproar was now completely stupefied by
Wei Yinuo's adjective ! They wanted to laugh and vomit at the same time! Can "golden and magnificent" be used like this? ! Wei Taifu directly covered his face with his hands. He didn't know how to describe his daughter. You say she is uneducated, right? She has a lot of words in her head, and it seems that there is nothing she can't think of, but there is nothing she can't think of. But you say she is educated, right? Who is a serious scholar who would use the word "golden and magnificent" in such an occasion! It feels like after she used it like this, this word will have a strong smell of shit in the future. I don’t know what others think, but he doesn’t want to use this word anymore in the future! The fifth prince didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. He went over the scene in his mind again. Then the corners of his mouth couldn’t help but rise. Hahahaha! Young Master Wei is so talented! He has learned another “new” word! Wei Yinuo didn’t know how people would react, she continued: [Hahahaha! ] [In this case, Master Sang really gave birth to two “filial” sons! ! ] [If it weren’t for their help, this effect might not have been achieved! ] [Now, Master Sang is really “a thousand miles away”. ] [If this happened in modern times, the doctor who wrote this prescription would definitely take the opportunity to publicize it. 】 【From now on, he will become famous in the field of constipation treatment! 】 【Constipation patients in our great country of Beizhao will surely come here to see him. 】 【I think the threshold of that doctor will be trampled down! 】 【Hahahaha! 】 【I am so talented! 】 【 What should I do? The more I think about it, the more feasible it is! I suddenly thought of telling that doctor about this marketing method! 】 Lord Sang's face was as uncomfortable as if he had eaten a fly. This conversation between Wei Yinuo and the system directly forced him back to that painful memory. So much so that his buttocks twitched. There was no way, the pain back then was too unforgettable!!! However, he only realized now that the turtle was thrown in by his two good sons! These two brats!!! They made him suffer so much!!! And not only did they not admit their mistakes afterwards, but they secretly laughed at him for a long time because of this matter!!! Damn!!! After returning today, I must teach these two brats a lesson no matter what!!! The system continued: 【Host, you think too much! 】 【This is in ancient times. 】 【It is not so easy to publicize. 】 【And even if the doctor wants to publicize it, he has to cooperate with Lord Sang! 】 【Think about it, how can Lord Sang let everyone know about such a shameful thing. 】 【I am a scholar, and an editor of the Imperial Academy. I may continue to be promoted in the future! 】 【Don’t I have any face? 】 【It is estimated that even if the doctor offers more benefits, Lord Sang will not agree. 】 【After all, if such a shameful thing is known by the civil and military officials, Lord Sang will be too ashamed to live in the future, right? 】 Lord Sang: ... You stinky system! You also know that I will be ashamed to live in the future after this matter is known by everyone! Then why are you still eating melons in front of so many civil and military officials? ! So sometimes he really can't figure it out. Is this system really confused or just pretending to be confused. Isn't it an all-knowing melon-eating system? In this case, why can their conversation be heard by everyone, but it doesn't know such an important thing? Who would believe it if I told it! Everyone is laughing so hard! Hahahaha! Now there is no need for the doctor to find a way to publicize it. They all know it! Some patients with severe constipation have even started to secretly make plans. After the court session is over, they will definitely go and ask about the doctor. After all, constipation is something that only those who have experienced it know. Even Emperor Mingde secretly winked at Cao Jixiang.
Eunuch Cao understood immediately.
As the personal eunuch of Emperor Mingde, how could he not understand?
Emperor Mingde had been sitting for long periods of time and was a long-term patient of constipation.
Now that there is such a wonderful recipe, he must give it a try.
Wei Yinuo also held back his laughter and continued: [System, what you said makes sense. ]
[Okay, I won’t YY anymore. You continue to tell me, what happened to this matter later? ]
So the system continued: [Later, Lord Sang’s mother saw Lord Sang went in and there was no movement for a long time. ]
[So she sent a servant to check the situation. ]
[Who knew that the servant just walked into the toilet and was stunned! 】
【I saw Lord Sang sticking his butt up, and there was a turtle hanging on his butt. 】
【At this moment, the whole person was lying in the shit. 】
【And the whole toilet was full of golden color. The scene was simply too spectacular. 】
【The servant vomited on the spot! 】
【He quickly covered his mouth and nose with his hands. 】
【Wanted to see what happened to Lord Sang. 】
【Who knew that just as he walked over, Lord Sang couldn't help but vomit again, and this time he just happened to spray the servant in the face. 】
"Grew~~~~~"
Everyone almost couldn't help but vomit again! ! !
Oh, my Tathagata Buddha!
Today's melon is too smelly, right? ! !
If one does not have some psychological quality, he will have to vomit out everything he ate in the morning!!!
Wei Yinuo could hardly bear it any longer: [Oh my god!!!]
[This boy has won a big prize!!!]
[Has this guy definitely become a "little golden man"?!]
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The highway was jammed for a whole day yesterday, so there was no update.
But I regret it so much!
Because my computer was in the trunk!
It would be great if I could use this time to write!
It seems that I need to eat some pig brains to supplement my energy!