Chapter 125
System: [Yeah! This time, the servant was completely stunned!!!]
[He didn’t care about Master Sang anymore.]
[He just rushed out with a cry of “Ah~~~~”!!!]
[He really couldn’t stand it!!!]
[At this moment, no matter what, he had to run out and wash his body first!]
[Even if he was punished and beaten later, he would accept it!!!]
[Then the people waiting outside saw a “little golden man” with golden hair on his face rushing out.]
[The servant ran all the way, and the golden hair on his body flew all the way!]
[That scene was simply!!!] 】
"Gee~~~~~~~~"
All the ministers were so embarrassed that their faces turned red! !!!
But this time they were not trying to hold back their laughter, but trying not to vomit!!!
Oh my god, who can stand this? !!!
So can they let them go out to vomit for a while before coming back to court? !!!
Emperor Mingde was almost unable to bear it!!!
Seeing this, Eunuch Cao quickly handed over a handkerchief without making a sound.
Emperor Mingde immediately covered his mouth tightly with the handkerchief and finally did not vomit after trying hard.
Unfortunately, Wei Yinuo, who had a strong psychological quality, could not bear it anymore.
She quickly said: [Alright, stop it, stop it!!!! 】
【Tongzi, you don't have to describe it in such detail. 】
【Let's skip this part. What's next? 】
System: 【Okay! I got it! 】
【I'm afraid I'll miss the details you want. 】
【After the boy ran out, everyone outside couldn't help but vomit when they saw this scene. 】
【When Lord Sang's mother saw this scene, she suddenly thought of what the doctor said before, "One drop of water can travel a thousand miles." She shouted, "Oh no!" and rushed in immediately. 】
【At this time, she couldn't care less. After all, her son was in danger! 】
【Looking at this situation, Madam Sang could probably guess what was going on. 】
【So she immediately ordered everyone to go and help. 】
【Even though the servants were reluctant, they could only hold their breath and follow him in. 】
【As soon as they entered, they saw the visually shocking scene. 】
【Even though they held their breath, they still couldn't help vomiting! 】
【Old Madam Sang hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to help Lord Sang up, but as soon as she approached, the strong stench hit her face. 】
【Even though she loved her son so much, she couldn't help but vomit violently. 】
【The servants didn't dare to get closer. 】
【After Lord Sang sprayed out the last bit of shit. 】
【Finally, he used up all his strength and fainted in a pile of "shit"...】
Wei Yinuo was almost laughing to death!
【Hahahaha~~~~~~】
【He passed out while taking a shit. 】
【I think Lord Sang is the first person like this in history! 】
【Please, you are a historian, not a "shit" official! 】
【Hahahaha~~~~~~】
The civil and military officials and Emperor Mingde were once again horrified.
Their whole bodies were shaking violently!
They couldn't help but secretly look at Lord Sang.
It's not you, it's too unlucky, isn't it? !
Lord Sang really wanted to bury his head in the pile of papers. He
felt like his whole face was on fire! ! !
Who will save him! ! !
He doesn't want to be a court recorder anymore! ! !
Really! ! !
So Lord Cui, when will your leg be healed! ! !
Wei Yinuo secretly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and continued to ask: [Tongzi, please continue.]
[What happened later?]
System: [Later, Lord Sang was carried back by several servants.]
[Because even Old Lady Sang and Madam Sang could not bring themselves to do it when facing Lord Sang in such a state.]
[After the servants thoroughly washed Lord Sang, the doctor invited by Old Lady Sang dared to do it.]
[The doctor used a lot of strength to finally take the turtle down.]
[But the turtle was already dead, and it was unknown whether it was suffocated by the feces.]
[Later, the doctor gave Lord Sang a few more needles, and Lord Sang slowly woke up.]
[As for the turtle. 】
【Lord Sang's mother thought about it, but in the end she didn't want to waste it, so she asked the servants to stew it. 】
【But in this situation, no one could drink it. 】
【Because once they saw the turtle, they would immediately think of that scene. 】
【Who could bear it then? 】
【Not to mention that they couldn't drink it now, they probably didn't want to eat turtles again in their lifetime! 】
【Especially Lord Sang, who turned pale at the mention of turtles. 】
Everyone nodded silently in their hearts.
If it were anyone else, they probably wouldn't want to touch turtles again in this situation.
Wei Yinuo nodded and continued to ask: 【What about the turtle at the back? 】
System: 【Later, Lord Sang thought about it and felt that it was a pity to throw it away. 】
【It would be better to give it to someone else. 】
【So Lord Sang thought of the servant who had been sprayed with shit by him. 】
【Lord Sang was a generous man. 】
【Not only did he not blame the servant for not saving the shit, but he felt a little embarrassed because he had lost control and sprayed shit on the servant's face. 】
【So Lord Sang rewarded the servant with the bowl of turtle soup to make up for it. 】
"Puff~~~~~~"
Wei Yinuo almost laughed out loud: 【System, are you sure Lord Sang is not going to take revenge on the servant in another way? 】
System: 【Hahahaha, it should be half and half. 】
【Anyway, the servant had to drink the bowl of soup under the witness of everyone. 】
【That was really the most "flavorful" turtle soup he had ever drunk in his life. 】
【Later, he vomited for three days in a row! 】
"Hahahaha~~~~"
【I am really dying of laughter!!! 】
Wei Yinuo suddenly thought of an incident and asked about it.
【And there is the toilet in Lord Sang's house, hahahaha, there is shit everywhere, I just want to ask, do you still need this toilet in the future? 】
System: 【You can't not use it. 】
【Lord Sang's house is actually very ordinary. 】
【It is too extravagant to build a new one. 】
【So this heavy job was of course handed over to the servants in charge of cleaning the toilet. 】
【That scene was really sour and refreshing! 】
【It directly saved Lord Sang's family's food for the next few days! 】
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