Chapter 126
Hahahaha!!!
Emperor Mingde and the ministers were almost laughing their heads off!
I never expected that!
Lord Sang, who looked so gentle, actually had such a dark history!!!
Although this melon tasted a bit big.
Oh, no, not a bit big, it was just normal big.
But, it was really funny!!!
The fifth prince's face was flushed, even his neck was flushed!
Hahahaha!
As long as the system didn't eat his melon, he would definitely be the one who laughed the most in the audience.
Only Lord Sang's face was flushed all the way to his neck, and he felt
bad!!!!!!
It was embarrassing!!! It was really too embarrassing!!!
However, the system was already angry and had no intention of letting Lord Sang off.
It continued: [Actually, Lord Sang has more than one big melon. ]
[In addition to the one just now, he has another strange hobby. ]
[And this hobby of his is also related to poetry. ]
Wei Yinuo: [Ah? How is it related to poetry again? ]
[Hahaha, Lord Sang is really a poetry maniac. ]
[System, then tell me quickly, what is this strange hobby this time. ]
Emperor Mingde and the ministers had not yet dried their tears, and when they heard that there was another melon to eat, they immediately raised their ears again.
Lord Sang was already desperate at this time!
He is just a small court recorder, and he is only a temporary replacement for Cui Shiguan. He is really not that important. There are so many big figures in the court, why do they have to keep staring at a small figure like him!
System: [It is like this, Lord Sang particularly likes to smell the smell of stinky feet, to the point of obsession. ]
[And the stinkier the feet, the better. ]
[Especially the feet that have not been washed for a long time, Lord Sang has no resistance to this. ]
[So Lord Sang himself almost never washes his feet. ]
[Even if he takes a bath, he only washes other parts of his body, but he is absolutely reluctant to wash his feet. ]
[This habit has existed since he was very young. 】
【When Lord Sang encountered troubles or had trouble writing an article, he liked to play with his feet. As he smelled them, inspiration came. 】
"Gee~~~~~~~"
Those civil and military officials who finally breathed a sigh of relief almost couldn't help but vomit again!
It seems that the main topic today is a smelly melon, right? !
Today they have refreshed their understanding of Lord Sang.
Lord Sang, loving poetry is a good thing in itself.
But how can you have such a disgusting habit? !
Even Wei Yinuo looked at Lord Sang's feet with disgust.
【Oh my God! How stinky are those feet! 】
【If this story is known and passed down, it is estimated that "Hong Kong feet" will have to be renamed "Sangqi feet"! 】
The system continued:
【This is unknown! 】
【Lord Sang didn't know that he smelled his own feet. Later, he got married and fell in love with his wife's small feet. 】
【Because his wife's small feet feel better to play with. 】
【Therefore, Lord Sang made a special request to his wife. 】
【That is, never wash your feet. 】
【His wife was stunned when she heard this request at first. 】
【She thought Lord Sang was a pervert! 】
【But if you marry a chicken, you follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, you follow the dog. In ancient times, once a woman got married, it was extremely difficult to divorce. 】
【And she wouldn't divorce Lord Sang just because of this, right? 】
【After all, apart from this habit, Lord Sang is pretty good in other aspects. 】
【So Madam Sang put up with it later. 】
【Lord Sang has now developed to the point where he must smell the smell of Madam Sang's feet every day before he can fall asleep. 】
Hahahaha!!!
He is really going crazy with laughter!!!
The shoulders of the civil and military officials were shaking crazily.
Duke Ning was afraid that he would laugh out loud, so he pinched his thighs crazily.
The court is getting more and more interesting nowadays!
"Puff!"
The fifth prince really couldn't help it this time.
He laughed out loud.
The second prince quickly pinched the fifth prince.
He whispered:
"You are really not afraid of death!"
"Aren't you afraid that Lord Wei will hear it?"
"Hold it down!"
Although he himself was also having a hard time holding it back.
The fifth prince quickly pinched his butt hard again.
The wound from the previous beating has not fully healed yet.
So I pinched it all at once, and it was really effective, so I finally stopped.
Who knows the next second.
Wei Yinuo: [Hey, I thought I heard someone laughing just now! ]
Wei Yinuo glanced around secretly, and then his eyes suddenly fell on the fifth prince.
【Eh? Something's wrong with the fifth prince today! 】
【Why does it feel like he has a guilty conscience? 】
Everyone’s heart suddenly rose to their throats!
Oh my god, have they been discovered? !
However, they continued to discuss state affairs as if nothing had happened.
I have to say that their acting skills are getting better and better.
Emperor Mingde pretended to listen to the memorials of the ministers while glaring at the fifth prince.
You can't even hold back your laughter!
What else can you do? !
If Lord Wei really finds out!
I'll make you pay!
The fifth prince was suddenly startled!
It's over!
Has he really been discovered? !
What should I do? !
My father values Wei Yinuo so much.
If because of him, I can't hear Lord Wei's voice in the future, my father will never let me go easily!
He has already felt the murderous intent in his father's eyes just now!
Unexpectedly, a weird voice suddenly came out from the system: [Hehe! I know what's going on! ]
[Because the fifth prince has been eating dog food lately! ]
Everyone: ???
What's going on? ???
Eating dog food? ???
Is it true? ???
Emperor Mingde was relieved when he heard these words.
Fortunately, fortunately!
Wei Yinuo didn't realize that he could hear her thoughts.
Wait!
What did the system say just now? !
The fifth prince has been eating dog food lately? !
Emperor Mingde was immediately angry again! !
Why is it the fifth prince again!
Can't he do something serious every day? !
What happened before was outrageous enough!
Now he is eating dog food again? !
He is going to make the royal family lose all their face!
Emperor Mingde immediately looked at the fifth prince, his eyes full of anger.
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