Chapter 127
At this time, the Fifth Prince did not dare to raise his head.
Oh my god, why is he so unlucky!!!
He just laughed out loud accidentally.
Why did this little Lord Wei target him again? !
Besides.
It was not his idea to steal dog food!!
He was really hungry, okay!!!
Wei Yinuo was also confused by the system's words!
[What's the situation? ? ? ]
[Stealing dog food? ! ! ]
[No way? ! ! ]
[What is the Fifth Prince doing for no reason? ]
System: [It's like this, host, you don't know yet, right? ]
[The emperor heard that you were eating a slimming meal. ]
[So he also asked Doctor Wang to make a slimming meal recipe for the Fifth Prince. 】
【Therefore, the Fifth Prince has been eating slimming meals just like you recently! 】
Wei Yinuo: 【What? ！ 】
【The Fifth Prince is also eating slimming meals? ！ 】
【Hahahahahaha! 】
【What's going on that I suddenly feel a little more balanced in my heart! 】
Fifth Prince: ???
Little Wei, you are so mean!
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have to eat slimming meals!
You are actually gloating over this misfortune? !
Damn it!!!
Wei Yinuo said with interest: 【So the Fifth Prince was not full after eating slimming meals, so he thought of eating dog food? ！ 】
System: 【That's right! 】
【In fact, the Fifth Prince is just like you, a real foodie, and he usually eats a lot. 】
【Not only that, the fifth prince loves meat the most and usually hates vegetarian food the most. 】
【So eating a slimming meal is simply a torture for him】
Wei Yinuo was unhappy: 【System, don't talk nonsense, what do you mean by the same as me, how can I have a big appetite? 】
System: 【It's not important, the important thing is that the slimming meal is not only difficult for him to swallow, but also the fifth prince can't eat enough with that amount. 】
【So he was very uncomfortable. 】
【Coincidentally, when he went to pay his respects to Concubine De last night, he happened to see Concubine De's dog eating. 】
【So after a few seconds of complicated psychological struggle. 】
【Finally, he couldn't help it and had a thrilling dog-mouthed food snatching! 】
Wei Yinuo: 【Eh~~~~~】
【He is a prince after all, how could he eat such a thing?】
System: 【Host, you don't know this.】
【Actually, this dog food is not what you think.】
【The food for the dogs raised by the princes and nobles of Northern Zhao is still good.】
【They either don't raise dogs, or if they do, they will feed them very well.】
【Because dogs are not only pets, but also important caregivers for them. They think that if they feed dogs well, they will be more loyal to their owners and grow stronger. In this way, if they encounter danger, their dogs will try their best to protect them. 】
【Not only that, for the nobles, dogs are not only guardians, but also a symbol of status. 】
【Based on the above reasons, the dogs of the nobles generally eat well. 】
【For example, the dog of Concubine De, Concubine De would ask the people in the kitchen to make dog food for it every day. 】
【Basically, they are cooked ham, meatballs, chicken legs, meat soup and the like. 】
【So the fifth prince has no resistance in front of these "delicacies". 】
Emperor Mingde was obviously furious!
He really wanted to confiscate the family and beat up the fifth prince!
The ancients said, "When God is about to give a great task to a man, he must first make his heart and mind suffer and his muscles and bones work hard."
Now I just let you eat a weight loss meal, but you turned a deaf ear to my words, right? !
Stealing dog food? !
Even if the dog food is good, it is still dog food, right? !
You really don't care about your face at all, right? !
Okay, okay! ! !
In this case, don't blame me for being rude!
Those civil and military officials didn't know what to say!
Emperor Mingde was famous for his achievements, but how could he give birth to such an unruly son?
You said that no matter what you do, you can't steal dog food, right? !
This is a truth that even a child understands.
What's more, you are the prince of the dignified Northern Zhao Kingdom!
If this matter gets out, it will not only be the face of you, the fifth prince, that will be lost.
If things go wrong, the entire Northern Zhao Kingdom will be laughed at!
The second and third princes standing next to the fifth prince secretly glanced at their unlucky brother.
You said that you clearly know that things are different now.
Now there is Lord Xiao Wei and his system. You can
never hide from the system. If that's the case
, can't you be a little more restrained?
You are not only not restrained, but also more and more unreasonable.
You read novels and dropped toilets, and secretly applied perfume, and now, you are so outrageous that you eat dog food? !
If you don't blame yourself, who else should be blamed!
The fifth prince had an innocent expression on his face.
He didn't want to do it!
But he was really greedy!
God knows, a dog eats better than a prince like him!
No one would believe it if he told others!
Wei Yinuo, who was also eating slimming meals all day, had the same feeling:
[What?!]
[Are dogs treated so well?!]
[Oh my God! What I eat now is not as good as a dog!]
[It's simply unfair!]
Thinking of this, Wei Yinuo suddenly felt depressed.
Most importantly, she was greedy.
She really wanted to eat meat now.
Seeing that Wei Yinuo was a little frustrated, the system continued:
[Host, don't be unhappy. Let me tell you, the palace was very lively yesterday.]
[In addition to the fifth prince stealing dog food, there were several other big melons!]
[Do you want to listen? Emperor
Mingde:
It’s not over yet, is it?
How did you eat melons in the palace again?
I suddenly have a bad feeling, what’s going on? !
The ministers immediately became excited!
Hahahaha!
We are going to eat the melons in the palace again!
What’s going on with the sudden excitement!
Wei Yinuo was also immediately interested and asked quickly:
[Okay, Tongzi, tell me quickly! ]
The system said with a cheerful voice: [Your emperor drank boy’s urine yesterday. ]
Wei Yinuo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter in his heart:
[Hahahaha~~~~]
[The emperor drank boy’s urine, could it be that he thinks boy’s urine has some special healing effect? Wei Yinuo knew that
in ancient times, boy’s urine was endowed with some kind of mysterious power and was believed to have special healing effects.
Because it was often used as a medicine to treat diseases.
Wei Yinuo’s laughter echoed throughout the hall, hitting everyone’s heart again and again.
Emperor Mingde’s ears were already starting to burn.
The corners of his mouth couldn’t help but twitch.
Damn! !
He knew it was not a good thing!!!
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