Chapter 17

The Emperor and the Ministers: What do you mean by 'rubbing'? What does this mean? Why can't the emperor speak human language?

But Lord Lu's face turned green at this moment. He wanted to rush over and cover Wei Yinuo's mouth!

However, this time, Emperor Mingde didn't even need to wink. Two guards had already rushed over and threatened him not to move.

System: [Tear~ Host, don't be impatient. Let me tell you slowly! ]

[This Lord Lu usually doesn't have any special hobbies. He doesn't like to play with women or be played with by women, but he has a strange hobby! ]

Wei Yinuo: [Huh? He doesn't like to play with women or be played with by women? Does he like to play with men? ! ]

The Emperor and the Ministers looked at Lord Lu again in disbelief!

Oh my God! This Lord Lu is so big and strong, but he actually likes men? !

Lord Lu: You are the ones who like men! Your whole family likes men!

System: [Oh my! Please don’t be so imaginative! Lord Lu doesn’t like men! ]

Everyone: Oh my god, it’s good that you don’t like men! Otherwise, it’s really a bit ruining!

Wei Yinuo: [Then you should tell me quickly! Master, I suddenly realized that you like to keep people in suspense even more than those maids and old women! ]

System: [Host, don’t worry, it’s coming! This Lord Lu has kept a few pairs of beautiful maids and beautiful boys outside. 】

【When Lord Lu has nothing to do, he will go to the yard outside, pick a pair of maids and a young man, and let them perform xxoo on the spot. 】

【Then he will sit behind a curtain and play by himself...】

Wei Yinuo: 【Tear! Is it so exciting? ! Isn't this the live version of Av in ancient times? ! 】

【Oh my God! Lord Lu is so good at playing! 】

Everyone: Tear! Is it so exciting? ! ! Now they understand what the system just said.

Emperor: Are the ministers under me playing so happily now? ! !

Everyone looked at Lord Lu again. Although they didn't know what Av and xxoo meant, they could guess roughly based on the context! ! !

I can't tell! Lord Lu is so elegant in his daily life, but he actually has this habit in private!!!

Indeed, although Lord Lu is very burly, he speaks and acts in a very elegant and dignified manner, which is also an important reason why the emperor appointed him as the Minister of Rites.

At this time, Wei Yinuo suddenly thought of a question and asked in confusion: [Tongzi, isn't it said that if it lasts for a long time, there will be a series of sequelae, such as abdominal distension and pain, frequent urination, urgency and pain, and even inability to get up? ]

System: [Why not? Minister Lu has developed this habit, and now there are various sequelae. He does not exceed 30 seconds, and the shortest time is not even more than 10 seconds~~]

Wei Yinuo: [Hiss~~~ No way? Only 10 seconds? That’s too short, isn’t it? Hahahaha!!!

When Wei Yinuo thought of Lord Lu’s burly figure and the picture of Lord Lu, she didn’t know why she couldn’t help laughing, but now she couldn’t laugh out loud! So she could only hold back her laughter in her heart, but she laughed so loudly in her heart!

Everyone was almost unable to hold back at this moment. They were either pinching their thighs madly or thinking about some sad things desperately, trying not to laugh out loud!

But it was so difficult!!! After finally brewing a little emotion, it was broken when they heard Wei Yinuo’s extremely magical laughter! Can’t help it, can’t help it at all!! Their class is really too difficult!!

In their minds now, all they have is the picture that the system just described!! !

Minister Yan's face started to cramp because he was trying so hard to hold back his laughter!!

Even the Emperor couldn't help but start twitching at the corners of his mouth!!!

Wei Yinuo knew nothing about what was happening in the court. She continued to talk to the system:

[Hey, Tongzi, if you say that Lord Lu is so short, how can Lord Lu's wife bear it? ]

Lord Lu looked like he had lost all hope in life! Wei Yinuo, do you think you need to know so much as a little girl?

Also, some things are better left as is! Why do you have to ask so clearly? Don't I want to save face? !

But the other civil and military officials who were watching the show were in a different mood at the moment!

They were really curious about how Lord Lu handled the relationship between husband and wife under such circumstances, so they all listened carefully.

System: [You don't understand this!!! Madam Lu actually knew about Lord Lu's affairs a long time ago, so she no longer had any hope for him. Even if it happened once in a while, it was just a casual affair.]

[It's just that Madam Lu is less than 30 years old now, and she is unwilling to compromise herself, so she found one of the young servants in the mansion to meet her needs.]

The system's words were like a bolt from the blue that hit Minister Lu's head directly!!!

What??? His wife was actually fooling around with the servants behind her back? ? ! ! !

Minister Lu, who was originally ashamed and angry because of the revelation that he was not good in that aspect, was now even worse!!!

Everyone in the court was secretly looking at Minister Lu. Oh my, miserable! Minister Lu was really miserable!!!

However, Wei Yinuo's interest was aroused again! For her, cheating melons are the most delicious!

Wei Yinuo continued to ask with interest: [What? So Lord Lu was cheated on? ? ? ? ]

[So does Lord Lu know about this? ? ? ? ]

System: [Of course he doesn't know. Although he doesn't like to play with women, it doesn't mean that he can accept his wife having an affair with others! 】

Wei Yinuo: [Okay~~~ But no matter what, this Lord Lu is also a self-inflicted punishment!!! Oh, I just don’t understand, why can’t men control their hands???】

[But Tongzi, tell me quickly, what does the servant look like, is he as burly as Lord Lu?]

System: [The servant and Lord Lu are completely different styles. Lord Lu is the typical big man, but this servant is thin, but he has a delicate face, gentleness and considerateness. The most important thing is that the other party is young. Not only can he last a long time, but if conditions permit, it is not a problem to do it twenty or thirty times a night!]

Everyone: Oh my god, it’s really good to be young!! Is he so fierce???

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