Chapter 28
[If I remember correctly, host, you don’t seem to be an adult either?]
Wei Yinuo: [No, no, no, this is ancient times. In ancient times, women were considered adults after the “Ji Ceremony” at the age of 15.]
The system asked in confusion: [Host, then aren’t you still not 15 years old?]
Wei Yinuo: [System, you are wrong again. I am now more than 13 years old, and I am only one year or less than two years away from 15 years old. If you round it off, it is approximately 15 years old, which is equivalent to an adult.]
System: ???
[Is this how you round it off? Why does it feel wrong? Host, I am not well-educated, don’t lie to me...]
Wei Yinuo: [Okay, okay, since you want to see it, let’s go together. 】
So Wei Yinuo lay on the bed and read the storybook carefully with the system.
The system was soon attracted by the wonderful storyline and the realistic style of the storybook. The more it read, the more it couldn't stop. It even forgot to urge Wei Yinuo to go to bed quickly. Until the lamp oil was used up, the one-man show reluctantly put down the storybook.
"Oh, this storybook is really great, host, I want to read it again tomorrow night!"
Before Wei Yinuo went to sleep, the system said with lingering thoughts.
The next morning, when Master Wei called for people, Wei Yinuo was still not awake. Master Wei was already used to it.
He directly carried Wei Yinuo to the carriage.
However, today, when Wei Yinuo got on the carriage, she opened her eyes in a daze. She looked at Master Wei and greeted him:
"Dad, how did you come into my dream?"
Then she closed her eyes again and fell asleep in a daze.
Master Wei looked at his miserable daughter speechlessly: You slept so soundly!
However, thinking of the big gossips she had in the court yesterday, Master Wei still planned to wake her up and give her a few instructions.
So he rubbed Wei Yinuo's face vigorously, and when he saw that she hummed a few times and turned her head to sleep again, Master Wei directly used his "killer move" and directly took a handkerchief to block Wei Yinuo's nose, trying to wake her up.
Wei Yinuo woke up from her dream quickly, she sat up straight, and then opened her mouth and breathed in big gulps.
When she opened her eyes and saw Master Wei, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's a dream, Dad. I just had a dream. I dreamed that someone was holding a piece of cloth and wanted to suffocate me to death! I was scared awake all of a sudden! It's terrible! Dad, who do you think that person is? How could he be so cruel..."
Master Wei:...
He quickly hid his hands behind his back, fearing that Wei Yinuo would see them.
Then he coughed twice: "Don't think too much, you said it was a dream, dreams are fake..."
"By the way, you be quiet in the court today, do you hear me?"
He felt that his heart was about to be unbearable after being nervous in the court every day.
"Dad, what happened yesterday was an accident! I have already thought of a solution. From now on, even if I fall asleep, I will never make any noise!"
Wei Yinuo rubbed her eyes. She thought her father was scolding her for snoring in the court yesterday.
Although what happened yesterday was indeed embarrassing, she had already thought of a solution. When she got to the court, she would secretly cover her mouth. Anyway, she didn't need to speak, and her position was relatively hidden, so generally no one would notice her.
She even prepared the cloth to cover her mouth!
Master Wei hasn't reacted to what she said, but the system has reacted!
System: [You don't want to use that piece of cloth to cover your mouth, do you?]
Wei Yinuo: [Yes! This way I won't make any sound! 】
System: ...
【I was wondering, you were looking for a thicker cloth last night, and you asked for a color that was closer to your skin color. I wondered what you were up to! 】
Wei Yinuo: 【What do you think? Am I smart? 】
System: ...
【Host, you didn't think you would stop snoring if you blocked your mouth? 】
Wei Yinuo: 【Isn't that right? 】
System: 【Of course not!! Snoring is the sound of the soft tissue in your throat vibrating with the airflow, not from your mouth!! If you block your mouth, be careful not to choke yourself to death!! 】
Wei Yinuo: 【Ah??? It's like this!!! Oh, I thought about it all night!!! 】
Grand Tutor Wei: ...
Why don't you think that you should go to bed earlier so that you won't fall asleep in the court?
He really wants to rip Wei Yinuo's head open to see what kind of mess is inside!
Fortunately, this troublesome thing only dares to eat the gossips of those ministers. This may be what the emperor wants to hear. With Emperor Mingde protecting her, there will be no danger... As long
as she doesn't eat the gossips of the emperor and the harem...
The coachman outside was also holding back his laughter and his face was red! ! !
Their young lady is really funny! ! !
At the court, Wei Yinuo still stood beside the historian Cui with nothing to do, but in order to prevent himself from being embarrassed like yesterday, this time Wei Yinuo obediently raised his big ears and prepared to listen carefully to what the ministers were talking about.
I guess these national affairs should be interesting, right? Unfortunately, while listening, Wei Yinuo began to doze off again.
God damn fun! The things they talked about are too boring, right? It's more effective than a hypnotic divine song!
System: [Hey, hey, hey, my little ancestor, don't fall asleep again! ! ! ]
Wei Yinuo: [It's not my fault. I really wanted to listen carefully just now, but these people are so boring! They keep arguing over trivial matters all day long. I almost fell asleep because of them.]
Ministers:??? So you blame us if you fall asleep in the court?
Emperor Mingde: What do you mean by trivial matters? Why does my work become so worthless in your mouth?
System: [How about I give you a melon to eat?]
Wei Yinuo yawned again, and then said: [Then hurry up and make a big melon to cheer me up! It must be something big! Otherwise, I really can't bear it, I'm really too sleepy! ]
System: [Okay, okay, I'll start searching right away! I'll definitely make you a big one! You hold on first! ]
The ministers who were still arguing in the court, and Emperor Mingde who was sitting on the top, all pricked up their ears when they heard the word "big melon". This is another big melon to eat, and why are they suddenly a little excited.
Especially Emperor Mingde who was sitting on the top, he has been completely addicted to eating melons recently. If he doesn't eat melons for a day, he feels something is wrong with his body, as if his meal is not delicious.
Emperor Mingde was thinking, I wonder which unlucky guy will become the melon owner today.
The voice of the system has been heard.
System: [Got it! Today is a big news about your emperor! Oh my god! It's so naked! I was shocked! ]
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