Chapter 13
"Legal?" Shi Buxi was very curious.
"Zombies are forbidden from leaving Blue Planet," Zong Ziyu said as he walked over. The question of how humans became zombies hadn't been fully answered, and without vaccination, there was no cure for a bite. Therefore, the Empire had laws prohibiting anyone from leaving Blue Planet with zombies or zombie poison.
Shi Buxi nodded, looked at the camera and said, "We must be good citizens who abide by the law."
Mr. Ouyang: [Yes, kid, you're right. Then I'll come find you.]
Professor Terrence: [Add me.]
Academician Liang: [Add me, add me.]
Generally, famous people or powerful people in a certain field have their common accounts marked with gold, and the barrage mechanism will specifically pick out such barrages and read them out, so both the audience and Shi Buxi not only saw the three golden barrages passing by on the holographic screen, but also heard them.
[Haha, I remember the research team hasn't entered Blue Planet yet this year, right?]
[Haha, Mr. Ouyang and Professor Terrence are a biologist and zombie researcher respectively. I understand why they're going there. But Academician Liang, you're a physics expert, what are you doing there?]
【Study the symbols of the hours.】
【Ahh, I want to know the principle too.】
Shi Buxi looked at the people who were said to be big shots and felt at a loss whether to laugh or cry. How could this be possible?
"Xiao Xi, do you want to go find a car?" Zong Ziyu asked.
"Yes!" Shi Buxi replied. If the driver doesn't look for a car, wouldn't the search be in vain?
Zong Ziyu nodded, opened the terminal to look at the map, and found a car dealership not far from here. "I'll take you there."
"Then I won't be polite." Shi Bushichou's problem was solved, and he was very happy.
The group quickly packed up. Feng Shen, Lu Feng and the others had already driven away. Jian Xiaonan knew that Zong Ziyu would see Shi Buxi off, so he said hello to him and left first.
"Should we put this zombie in the car?" Zong Ziyu felt a little nervous. He didn't feel safe whether he let the zombie sit in the passenger seat or the back seat.
"Tie it to the roof!" Shi Buxi replied.
Zong Ziyu nodded in agreement. The trunk was full of supplies, so there was naturally no way to put zombies in it.
After deciding on the location, it was time to move the zombies. Shi Buxi naturally wouldn't do it himself, but instead he took out a talisman, chanted a few spells, and slapped it on the roof of the car. He expected the zombies to fly over like last night, but he only stumbled a few times, using all his strength to desperately resist this force that appeared from nowhere.
Shi Buyi felt the zombie's resistance and was a little confused. Just as he was about to chant a spell, he paused and went to the corridor. Seeing the zombie trembling all over, he asked, "Are you afraid of sunlight?"
The zombie was unable to respond, but instead made a "woohoo" sound of fear.
[Impossible, Xiao Xixi, don't be fooled by him. Zombies are not afraid of sunlight.]
[Actually, I've long felt that something was wrong with zombies. Both he and his unfortunate predecessor were targeting people's necks, but as far as I know, zombies bite wherever they grab, not in any specific location.]
[Yeah, zombies eat raw meat, not blood. Why are they always staring at the carotid artery in someone's neck?]
As Shi Buxi listened to the audience's words, an idea suddenly occurred to him, and he asked the zombie, "Are you a vampire?"
When Shi Buxi said this, both the audience and Zong Ziyu were stunned. The latter asked, "What is this?"
The name sounded very understandable, but he had never heard of this species.
"They are just like zombies, they only suck human blood, but they can talk." Shi Buxi has seen many movies and TV series, all of which were shown to him by his master. The biggest difference between zombies and vampires is that the former are irrational, while the latter are rational and at the level of mental retardation.
[What a fresh word! I know zombie, but this is the first time I've heard of vampire.]
[Ahhh, no way, besides zombies, there are also these things on Blue Planet? This ecosystem is too horrible.]
"We'll know if it works if we try." Shi Buxi said, walking towards the zombies. The zombies who were stared at were so frightened that their faces turned even paler. Their resistance was so strong that even the talisman paper loosened.
[He's quite pitiful, but, hahahaha, hurry up, throw him into the sunlight and see.]
"Ahhh, I'm really looking forward to what it's like to be a vampire. Kid, kick him into the sunlight quickly."
Mr. Ouyang: [A new species has been discovered. I, I have to hurry to Blue Planet.]
The audience in the live broadcast room cheered excitedly, waiting to witness the miracle.
Shi Buxi approached the vampire step by step. Seeing that his pupils were almost disappearing in fear, he narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I'm just scaring you. If you behave well, I won't throw you away."
【Woohoo, bad review.】
If he didn't throw away the vampire and couldn't put it on the roof, Shi Buxi would be worried again.
"Put the things in the trunk of the car on the back seat, and then put him in the trunk!" Zong Ziyu couldn't help but say when he saw Shi Buyi frowning.
"Okay!" Shi Buyi's gloomy face smiled again and said, "If we find a new car, we can exchange it for another one."
Zong Ziyu was both amused and confused, and he almost suspected that Shi Buxi did it on purpose.
The two of them quickly moved the things in the trunk to the back seat. Because Shi Buxi also had some luggage, the trunk was filled to the brim. They drove the car to the corridor, got the vampire in, and then they set off.
The car first drove to a nearby car dealership, but after going to several dealerships, there were no cars available. It seemed that they had to go back to the original place to look for one, but if they went back and forth, they would not arrive until evening.
"Even if it's the end of the world, it's impossible for all the cars to be snatched away in an instant! Shouldn't you at least leave one behind?" Shi Buxi decided to reason with the program crew.
"Everyone is running for their lives, how could we not need it?" the staff member replied.
"Three thousand years ago, the economy was developed and at least 90% of the people had cars at home. How can we still need so many cars? Even if the remaining 10% of people really robbed the cars from the car dealerships, there would still be cars on the roadside!" Zong Ziyu came to his aid. Since they wanted to restore the doomsday scene three thousand years ago, they would not care about anything else. At least they had to get the cars.
"Because you came to the bombed state capital, all the cars are gone." The producer's voice came from the camera. He was going to the terminal, heading to Blue Star. He would personally supervise this program.
Shi Buxi/Zong Ziyu: ..., you guys are really awesome, your logic is self-consistent.
The right of interpretation lies with the program crew, and the two had no choice but to drive back to the car dealership where they started.
"Your talisman can stop zombies, no, vampires. Does it harm their spirits when it's fixed?" Zong Ziyu asked. He brought Shi Buxi with him this time, firstly to repay the favor he had given him, and secondly to get to know Shi Buxi, to see if there was anything else he didn't know and whether he could help him.
"As long as they don't resist." Shi Buyi replied.
"Tell me, what else does this talisman do? Driving is boring, and I'm afraid I'll fall asleep." Zong Ziyu smiled, tightening his grip on the steering wheel slightly. Now that the car was driving automatically, he didn't need to concentrate fully, so his thoughts were a little wandering.
"Talismans have many functions. Almost anything you can think of can be achieved. As for whether it can be successful, it depends on one's personal cultivation." Shi Buxi thought about it and felt that there were too many to say.
"Can you clear the corpse poison? Zombie poison." Zong Ziyu added.
"There are ways to clear corpse poison," Shi Buyi said halfway. Zong Ziyu's eyes lit up, but then he heard Shi Buyi say, "But I only know about zombies and vampires. They are dead people. After becoming corpses, they absorb Yin to revive again. Resurrected zombies are just living corpses, outside the five elements, and have no soul. The same is true for vampires. They are all resurrected from the dead, but although vampires look rational, their behavior is actually very stupid."
"We help them remove the corpse poison, which means dispersing the Yin Qi and returning them to a corpse state. But as far as I know, zombies are caused by a virus and have nothing to do with Yin Qi, so I don't know if it will work."
After Shi Buxi finished speaking, he looked at Zong Ziyu, and it was obvious that he was a little disappointed. He was a little confused for a moment. Could it be that Zong Ziyu wanted him to help him detoxify someone else's corpse?
Although Zong Ziyu didn't get the result he wanted, he continued to ask, wanting to find out more.
Shi Buxi also knows everything.
The two did not stop on the way and did not arrive at the dealership until dark, and the cars above had not been cleared away yet.
Zong Ziyu chose a new car, and Shi Buxi decided not to change and just used Zong Ziyu's car. The two of them moved Zong Ziyu's things to the new car and then gathered together to eat bread.
"I'm done eating." Zong Ziyu stood up and prepared to wash up. Thinking of the little water, he sighed softly, "I want to take a shower."
Although it is very cold now, he still wants to take a bath.
"You can go and see if the faucet at the car dealership has been repaired." Shi Buxi said.
Zong Ziyu thought it was feasible. He turned on the terminal's light and walked into the dealership. He walked along the wall and soon found a bathroom. It wasn't too dirty, probably because the production team had cleaned it before.
"Finally, I can take a shower." Zong Ziyu stretched and said to the live studio, "Go back and tell Xiaoxi, but he's so afraid of the cold, do you really dare to take a cold shower?"
[Brother Yu, you should finish washing before calling him. He seems to be about to do something again.]
"What?" Zong Ziyu became interested when he heard it.
[I don't know, maybe something like setting up incense.]
[Have you run out of talismans and need to draw more? ]
[No, he even drew something on the ground. Ahhh, I need to read the ancient magic book, otherwise I won't understand this show.]
Zong Ziyu listened to the audience's chatter and walked out quickly. He saw Shi Buyi using something to draw a complicated pattern on the ground. "What is this?"
"Formation." Shi Buyi replied.
"There are zombies again?" Zong Ziyu asked vigilantly.
"No, I'm doing a ritual for this vampire, otherwise he won't be able to drive tomorrow." Shi Buyi replied.
"How to do it?" Zong Ziyu breathed a sigh of relief and asked.
"Awaken his memory of when he was a human being." Shi Buyi replied. Although a person is dead, he may have regrets, and those regrets are his memories. Shi Buyi wants to awaken his memory that he can drive.
When the others heard this, they were amazed, not quite believing it, but staring with wide eyes.
After Shi Buxi finished drawing the formation, he moved the vampire into it, then took out his peach wood sword, lit incense, and chanted an incantation. Suddenly, the vampire burst into flames, soared into the air, his clothes fluttering. Every move he made with the peach wood sword was a delight to the eyes. To those who didn't know better, they might have mistaken him for a sword dance, graceful and heroic.
【Woo woo, beautiful, beautiful.】
[Ahhh, I heard that’s how the ancients flew.]
I used to doubt it was real, but today a kid slapped me in the face. It turns out people in ancient times really could fly.
[Excuse me, are you accepting disciples? I want to teach you sword dance, formation techniques, and talisman drawing.]
[Ahhh, Master, please accept my disciple's greetings!]
“…Ah…”
The vampire screamed in pain, covering his head and howling for a while before slowly calming down. Then when he stood up, everyone was shocked. The vampire who had been gloomy and lifeless before had changed.
【I seemed to see the warmth of life in his eyes.】
[Today is still a day that makes me doubt science.]
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