Chapter 11: Military Weight Loss Begins Tomorrow
The live camera was focused on Pei Li's mobile phone screen, and Si Qian's nickname, which had been hidden for a long time, was exposed to the public.
Director Zheng leaned forward like a turtle, stretching his neck and giving a fair evaluation:
"It's quite interesting."
Si Qian was embarrassed for a moment, but soon felt relieved.
"What's your nickname?"
As he spoke, he saw Pei Li accepted his friend request, clicked on the other party's homepage and read out the words word by word -
"Diary of a Madman?"
Assistant Director Wu next to him kindly reminded:
"It's the Crazy Nikki Man."
“…”
[You two have similar nicknames.]
【I am dying of laughter. You didn’t let him go either. 】
[What's the big deal? I even had flies peed on my legs.]
#Pei Lisi shallow nickname
The square is full of people having fun showing off their IDs.
Nicknames like "Sexy Female Cockroach", "Crazy Fucking of Eighteen Men's Soft Butts", and "Burning Hemorrhoids" make people laugh out loud.
Director Zheng made a pause gesture and held up a loud speaker:
"To facilitate tomorrow's task, please ask the four groups of guests to come up with a name for their group."
Li Chuanze found Mu Weiyue and raised his hand first:
"Let's use our CP name, Yichuan Shanyue."
The barrage was boiling:
【Ahhhh, little couple, don’t love each other too much! 】
[Boss Li really loves Yueyue. Our Yueyue was so shy that she covered her mouth and laughed.]
[Some people, look at the jealous look in their eyes, it really makes me laugh to death! ]
[What a warm relationship, Mom and Dad, I was born! ]
【The birth upstairs, no big or small daddy allowed. 】
By this time, Lu Yao and Sheng Chi had also decided on a name:
"Our combination is called Yao Chi Xian."
Liu Ye also raised his hand, smiling brightly and said:
“We’re a late-night snack group.”
The barrage was filled with sweet cries.
In the end, only Pei Li and Si Qian were left. Director Zheng smiled and handed the recording microphone to them:
"Teacher Si, what is the name of your two-person team?"
Everyone looked over. Li Chuanze, who had just learned that Si Qian's affection level for Pei Li was only 10, was in a good mood and finally gave Si Qian a look.
Si Qian lived up to everyone's expectations and said to the camera in a serious tone:
"Wine is too shallow for Pei Xiang, and poetry is too great for Yue Tian."
Just when everyone thought Si Qian was going to spit out ivory from his dog mouth, he suddenly changed his attitude:
"Let's call it a money-losing product."
“…”
Pei Li twitched the corner of his mouth and stretched out his hand towards Si Qian:
"Why don't you compensate me some money?"
"OK!"
Si Qian agreed promptly and turned to the director and said:
"We're called the Losing Money Team."
[I really thought Si Qian would come up with some cultural names.]
The name of their group is "Paying Money." What's their fan nickname? Is it "Stocks"?
After the pilot recording was completed, the live broadcast was turned off, and everyone took the room cards assigned by the program team and carried their luggage back to their rooms.
The villa is divided into three floors, and the second and third floors are everyone's rooms.
The girls faced north and the boys faced south. Si Qian, Pei Li, Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze were on the second floor, and the other two groups were on the third floor.
After returning to the room, Si Qian took a shower, changed his clothes, and then sneakily opened his suitcase to try to find something to eat.
She was so hungry that she almost ate people's butts.
However, I clearly remembered that my suitcase was full of snacks when I came, but when I opened it, it was empty.
At that moment, Si Qian felt that being struck by thunder from the sky was no more than this.
The sky is falling!
Where's the food?!
Perhaps God heard her prayers, and her agent called.
"Qianqian, I've taken your snacks. Remember to control your diet and lose weight these few days."
After saying that, the agent hung up the phone call heartlessly.
Si Qian, who hadn't eaten, was so hungry that he crawled all over the floor.
After crawling for a while, he finally reached Pei Li's door.
She seemed to smell the scent of oranges!
Si Qian, who was so hungry that he had red eyes, knocked on the door directly. When Pei Li opened the door, he saw Si Qian crawling on the ground like a maggot.
"Brother, is there anything to eat?"
After Si Qian got up from the ground, he grabbed Pei Li's hand and asked.
"No."
"I don't believe it!"
Si Qian sniffed him like a dog:
"I clearly smelled you stealing oranges. If you give me one, I'll leave immediately!"
Pei Li was speechless, and finally dragged Si Qian into the room, closed the door, turned around, went to the bathroom, took out a bottle of shower gel and stuffed it into Si Qian's hand.
Si Qian took a closer look——
Citrus scented shower gel.
“…”
The latter leaned against the shoe cabinet and looked at Si Qian teasingly:
"Eat it."
Si Qian swallowed, the rich fruity aroma emanating from the bottle of shower gel made her mouth secrete saliva crazily.
Damn it!
It smells really good.
Take a bite, you won’t die anyway.
Forget it, just die.
Si Qian couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Between starving to death and being poisoned, he chose to be the one who died of gluttony.
After unscrewing the bottle cap, she poured the shower gel directly into her mouth.
Pei Li, who had been watching the show calmly, saw that she was serious. A trace of panic flashed across his face, and he quickly ran over to pick her throat.
"Hey! Spit it out!"
In the opposite room separated by a wall, Li Chuanze, who was about to fall asleep, was awakened by a loud noise.
Through a wall, a woman's intermittent sobbing could be heard faintly...
"Don't swallow it...spit it out..."
"I can't do it anymore... stop scratching..."
"Let go! Don't bite me!"
“Don’t swallow…”
"Stop eating, okay?"
Li Chuanze, who was suspicious by nature, felt something was wrong the more he listened.
This voice...why does it sound so much like Si Qian! ?
On the other side, Pei Li forced Si Qian to spit out the shower gel she had drunk and stuffed several cups of water into her hands.
"I'll order takeout for you!"
He won't be able to explain himself even if he died here.
Si Qian felt like she was about to vomit after being picked at by him. She coughed violently several times and slapped him on the arm:
"If you have the itch, go dig a grave!"
After inducing vomiting through force, Si Qian sat on the sofa and cried to Pei Li.
"I'm so hungry..."
Pei Li couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he took out a piece of paper and handed it to her, then poured her a glass of water.
Si Qian took the paper with a bitter face, wiped her tears, and when the paper fell to her lips, she licked it subconsciously.
Sweet?!
Her sharp eyes fell on the paper in Pei Li's hand. Seeing this, Pei Li thought she wanted to wipe other places, so he simply gave it all to her.
Unexpectedly, after Si Qian took out a few, he stuffed them all into his mouth.
"well!"
Pei Li, who had just calmed down, started to pick her throat again.
"No, why do you eat everything?"
Si Qian was harder to press than the fish on the chopping block. She struggled to get up and pull at Pei Li's trouser legs.
"Please, let me eat a few bites. I'm going to start my military diet tomorrow! I'm going to eat army hot pot and veterans' barbecue!"
The door outside suddenly started banging, and it felt like zombies were going to break in at any moment.
"Pei Li, come out here!!"
Bang bang——
Li Chuanze was yelling and screaming outside, which was already annoying at night, and Si Qian was so hungry that his temper had long since worn out.
Li Chuanze stood outside and was about to break the door with force.
The next second, the door opened.
Si Qian's fist also came towards him.
Boom!
Bang!
Two voices rang out at the same time, and Pei Li followed behind and looked around.
"No one?"
Si Qian pointed at Li Chuanze who was lying at his feet:
"Here."
"Hiss! It's good to be young. You can fall asleep right away."
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