Chapter 12 Her life is like a well, stupid anyway
At three o'clock in the morning, the delivery man called and asked Si Qian to go down and pick up the food.
The young man was supporting himself on the ground with one leg, a cigarette still in his mouth. When he saw Si Qian and Pei Li coming down together, he gave the meal to them and took a look at them before getting in the car.
"What's up?"
Seeing that the other party was looking at him and Pei Li furtively, Si Qian immediately stood in front of Pei Li vigilantly.
Pei Li was protected behind him, his eyelashes drooped slightly and he blinked, a strange feeling welling up in his heart.
Unexpectedly, the delivery boy who had just looked at the two of them suddenly laughed:
"Big sister, it's three in the morning. I have six orders, five of which are for adult products and children's burp bags, and only the food you two ordered."
What a greedy girl.
As he said that, he put out his cigarette, put on his helmet, started the car and drove away, leaving the two people standing there in a daze.
“…”
After returning, the two kind-hearted people walked around Li Chuanze who was sleeping on the floor, and quietly returned to the room and closed the door.
Pei Li went to wash his hands. Less than five minutes later, when he came out, he found only a few plastic bags left on the table, and Si Qian who was unpacking the cake with his head down.
He brought Si Qian a knife and fork with some distress and asked casually:
"Do you often not have enough to eat?"
"Yes, I often go hungry."
"How pitiful! Unlike me, I have so much money that I can't spend it all. It's so annoying."
“…”
Si Qian, who was picking at the cake, raised his head, licked the cream on his lips, and pointed to the window outside:
"No, buddy, are you not afraid that I will jump off here when you say this?"
Her life.
It's a well.
It's two anyway.
Just die.
Pei Li bent a finger and tapped Si Qian's head:
"This is the second floor. You won't die if you jump down."
"Then how do you say you died?"
Pei Li took out a hemp rope:
"Do you think this necklace is beautiful?"
"It's for you."
Si Qian nodded in agreement:
"It looks good, put it on and it's all over."
After ending this boring topic, Si Qian finished eating the cake.
"Is there anything else to eat?"
"Wait."
Pei Li turned around and went to the small kitchen. After searching for a while, he saw a yellow peach. He took it out and threw it directly in Si Qian's direction.
Si Qian took the food steadily, wiped the surface and took a bite. The sweet juice overflowed, and then he remembered to ask:
"Has this been sprayed with medicine?"
The man standing at the kitchen door folded his arms:
"No, if you want to eat it, take it home and get some medicine."
ill!
After eating and drinking, Si Qian turned around and returned to his room with the hemp rope.
When I left, Li Chuanze was still sleeping on the ground.
This kid is really blocking the way.
She felt uncomfortable because she was full, and Si Qian watched TV series all night.
It wasn't until she tilted her head and saw the sky was getting light that she realized she had made it.
10089, who had just woken up from hibernation, was already accustomed to this:
[Host, you stayed up late again? ]
Si Qian yawned several times with huge dark circles under his eyes.
"I swear, I will never stay up late again. If I stay up late again, then I swear!"
10089: [Why is there still a bowl of noodles? ]
Si Qian moved the bowl on the coffee table to the side as if to cover up his mistake, and spoke nonsense seriously:
"I was going to search for sleep aids, but accidentally searched for cooking noodles. Now the noodles are cooked."
As she spoke, she took a big sip and burped.
【……】
While he was in a daze, Si Qian walked out holding the hemp rope he brought back last night.
10089: [Hello host, where are you going?]
Si Qian turned around and smiled evilly:
"I'm going to give Pei Li a surprise."
10089 thought Si Qian had finally figured out the plan to capture Pei Li, and excitedly said:
[Host, what surprise are you going to prepare for him? ]
"I'm going to hang myself at the door of his room."
The world kisses her with pain?
It was so funny that she just forced it back.
When I walked to the door of the room, Li Chuanze was still sleeping.
It was obvious that he was really exhausted last night. Si Qian picked up the phone in his hand and smashed it on his head.
Okay, this time he should be dead.
Si Qian directly found a rope, tied it to Pei Li's door frame, tied a knot skillfully, and stuffed his head in.
10089 banged his head against the ground and cried heartbreakingly:
【Tonic, host! 】
Si Qian suddenly loosened his grip on the rope and his feet left the ground.
In less than a few seconds, Si Qian's face turned the color of liver due to lack of oxygen.
Halfway through the hanging, Si Qian opened his eyes and took out his neck again——
A little ticklish.
10089 saw that she was not dead, and immediately expressed his concern:
【Host, what's wrong? 】
Si Qian came down and patted the dirt off his body as if nothing had happened:
"I want to die, but I always feel that someone else should die."
The next second, Li Chuanze, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, was picked up by Si Qian. She pulled the rope and put it around his neck like a dog.
In the end, it was the early-rising Boonie Bears who discovered Li Chuanze, who was almost hanged at the door of Pei Li's room, and rescued him.
As for what the Boonie Bears combination is, it naturally refers to Director Zheng and Director Wu, a pair of people who go home for the New Year whether they have money or not.
Si Qian gave the two of them a name for their group, Boonie Bears.
Easy to remember.
At seven o'clock in the morning, several guests came down one after another to have lunch.
After Li Chuanze woke up in his room, he remembered what happened last night and rushed downstairs in anger to find Si Qian to ask her clearly.
But when he saw Si Qian cracking walnuts in the yard with a sharp axe in his hand, he swallowed and held back all his words.
After dinner, the live broadcast started.
The comments were coming in groups of three or two, mostly from fans of Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue, occasionally mixed with personal attacks on Si Qian.
Director Zheng gave four groups of guests today's dating expenses -
Late night snack: 100
Yaochi:100
Yichuan Shanyue:50
Loss: 50
[I'm dying of laughter. I really need to ask the director for compensation this time.]
【Si Qian: Give my mom some money! 】
[I feel sorry for Mr. Pei, meeting such a stupid teammate.]
Director Zheng started to assign tasks for the day by loud speaker: "Please, male guests, use your dating funds to cover all expenses for today's date. You cannot refuse any request made by the female guests."
"What if Hua Chao wants more? Can't we refuse?"
Sheng Chi raised his hand and asked a question.
Director Zheng shook his head: "No."
Then, the staff put emotion detection bracelets on the female guests.
Assistant Director Wu said, "This electronic bracelet can detect the owner's emotions and give a corresponding index. I wish all the guests good luck!"
Si Qian looked at himself and the female guests around him, and the index was currently 0.
Next, the four groups of guests were placed in different locations such as shopping malls, cinemas, cafes and streets.
Unfortunately, Si Qian and Pei Li were thrown into the street.
It’s so hot today, and we still want to go to the market?
The bracelet detects the owner's emotions and makes a beeping sound.
The happiness index above drops directly from the initial 0 to -10.
Pei Li was somewhat helpless: "Ancestor, how did I offend you?"
Si Qianre was dizzy: "Who wants to go out on the street on a date? It's too hot."
Pei Li looked around and pulled Si Qian directly into a nearby milk tea shop.
Pei Li: "What do you want to drink?"
Si Qian: "Succulent grapes, on the rocks."
After paying, the two waited in the rest area to enjoy the air conditioning.
I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but Si Qian always feels that the milk tea clerk is always looking at me.
After taking the milk tea, Si Qian and Pei Li were about to leave when the female waiter suddenly called out to them:
"Si Qian, do you still remember me?"
"Huh? Excuse me... who are you?"
Si Qian was a little confused and couldn't remember who this person was.
The female clerk laughed at herself:
"You really don't remember me."
Si Qian was even more confused. She pointed at herself:
"Do we know each other?"
The other person looked at the camera next to him with tears in his eyes:
"You bullied me in high school, have you forgotten?"
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