Chapter 118 I Remembered It All
[I thought the turtle formation was working.]
[Don't mention it, don't mention it, the child is quite smart.]
[From now on, I can only sell half of the health supplements to Si Qian.]
[Boss Pei's OS: Switch to manual labor! Switch to manual labor!]
After waiting for a while, Director Zheng saw that they had finally finished, and immediately pounced in front of the two of them like a flying cockroach, and spoke in a hoarse voice.
"Please stay, both of you!"
Si Qian was the first to look over: "Director Zheng, are you okay?"
Just now she had noticed Director Zheng hiding in the corner and peeping at her in a dark and twisted manner.
"Well, as the most popular couple on dating shows right now, we have a small interview at the request of our fans and we need your cooperation."
Si Qian sat back down and brushed the hair off his head: "Come on."
"ah?"
Is it so casual?
Director Zheng was startled at first: "Aren't you going to change your clothes?"
"I just look like this, it doesn't matter whether I change it or not."
Si Qian looked down at her straight-tube pajamas which had faded a little, and acted indifferent.
In fact, the main reason is that the clothes she brought with her to the show were really not presentable.
Big pants, big wide sleeves, loose straight nightgown, and the handsome clothes that Leng Shao gave her back then...
The only normal clothes she had just washed.
Si Qian sat obediently like a primary school student and watched the staff place a lot of brand sponsorships on the table in front of them.
She took a few freeze-dried ones and tried them, and they tasted pretty good.
After clearing his throat, Director Zheng began to ask the two the first question: "Have you ever thought about what your future partner idols will be like?"
“…”
"Yes, back when romance novels were popular in junior high, I imagined a domineering CEO falling in love with me and giving me tons of money."
"When I was in high school, I imagined that this domineering president was me."
"When I was in college, I thought about getting beaten up by the president and getting some compensation."
"After graduation, I started to imagine that the boss would fall in love with me, and then his mother would give me a check of tens of millions to let me leave his son."
Director Zheng had a heart attack: "..."
[I've always fantasized about meeting a domineering CEO, but how can that not be considered a lifelong relationship [laughing and crying]]
[The child has loved money and bosses since he was young.]
[No wonder it's called Si Qian.]
The microphone was handed to Pei Li, whose words were much shorter than Si Qian's—
"I never thought about it before, and now I don't have to think about it."
【Full score! Best MVP of the game!】
[Don’t think about it now, this sentence is worth pondering.]
Soon, Director Zheng moved on to the next question.
"If your crush says to you, 'You smell so good today, did you put on perfume?' How would you respond?"
This answer is divided into the sarcastic group——
Si Qian: "Thank you, that was to cover up my poor taste."
And the begging group——
Pei Li: "Give me some too."
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Where is the ambiguity you promised?
He stood up, threw the script down, and angrily said, "I quit!"
However, when Director Zheng saw Si Qian's sandbag-sized fist, he almost backed down instantly.
Like his grandson, he picked up the script and sat back down as if nothing had happened.
"Haha, I was just trying to liven things up... I'm quitting because I'm too damp..."
He rubbed the tip of his nose, feeling a little guilty.
[I only have one Director, Zheng. Please don't play tricks on me.]
[I just became a fan of the Boonie Bears group, don’t mess with it!]
[Director Zheng is just like my ex-boyfriend, always hard for less than three seconds before going limp.]
The next question Director Zheng asked Si Qian: "When you have a conflict with your in-laws, and your husband says, 'They are my parents, what can I do?' How will you respond?"
In response to this question, Si Qian stood up, overturned the stool next to him, and picked up a knife -
"What should we do? Make a big deal out of it!"
[Reckless Group +1]
【Cool!】
Director Zheng was shocked on the spot and immediately changed the question.
This time, the question was to Pei Li: "If your wife suffers from postpartum depression, and your mother tells you, 'All women go through this, she's just being pretentious,' how would you respond?"
"First of all, I don't have a mother."
"Secondly—"
Pei Li opened his memo and read aloud the lines that made him dig his toes in his throat.
"If the girl I'm protecting gets depressed because of you, 110 will take me away, 120 will carry you away, I'll be on the news, and you'll be deregistered. From now on, there's another chapter to the ten deadly sins. I mean, even if I become a ghost, I won't let you go!"
This was sent to him by 1748 three years ago, and he was warned to remember it well.
Although he didn't remember it, the memo did.
Director Zheng: “…”
【Psycho】
["I Don't Have a Mother" [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine] [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
There is a flower [heartbreaking] called the Red Shore Flower [heartbreaking] There is a grass called the Heartbreak Grass [heartbreaking] There is a soup called Mengpo Soup [heartbreaking] There is a water called the Love Water [heartbreaking] There is a river called the Forgetful River [heartbreaking] There is a road called the Yellow Spring Road [heartbreaking] There is a bridge called the Naihe Bridge [heartbreaking]]
When I was little, I liked the day [sun]. When I grew up, I liked the night [moon]. When I was little, I liked pink... When I grew up, I liked black [withered]. I liked an angel, but I became a devil [heartbreak].
I don't understand anything about this world. No one loves me. [Heartbroken] I'm not a prince anymore. [Heartbroken] I bowed my head, the crown fell off, and the bad guys laughed. [Heartbroken] I haven't experienced anything... I just want to know why they hurt me. [Crying]
I hated the color black, but ended up liking the night [heartbreak] I hated the color red, but ended up liking blood [heartbreak] I hated loneliness, but ended up liking being alone [heartbreak] I liked angels, but ended up becoming demons [heartbreak]
【I remember it now, I remember it all!】
[This is sacrificing all the ancient true gods.]
[When I go up, I'll just be filled with black dog blood and sticky rice!]
Director Wu looked at the comments that looked like he was possessed, covered his chest and almost fainted on the spot.
Director Zheng also saw darkness in front of his eyes.
Enough!
He said enough!
Si Qian stood up at this time and joined Pei Li in making a fuss.
"Don't touch my boy, don't think about him, don't think about him!"
Director Zheng drank a sip of the wine on the table.
"puff!"
Before I could swallow it, it all came out again.
He looked down—
Depend on!
Who the hell put the mite spray here?
Director Zheng felt sadder the more he thought about it.
The kindhearted Si Qian handed Director Zheng a piece of paper to wipe his saliva: "Don't be sad, Director Zheng, at least the show's ratings are up."
Director Zheng felt even sadder after hearing this.
The most difficult person along the way in this program is myself.
He looked up to the heavens and scolded God: "Life is too hard. What kind of end is worthy of all the hardships along the way?"
Boom——
A flash of lightning cut through the darkness, accompanied by thunder, which frightened Director Zheng so much that he shuddered and immediately shut his mouth and moved away from the window.
I was afraid that a bolt of lightning would strike me to death.
[It seems Director Zheng has done quite a lot of bad things.]
[It is suspected that Director Zheng has collapsed. 】
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I'd like to say something off topic while there are so many people here. Please don't spread the extra story that the Weibo fans saw a few days ago.
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