Chapter 119: Wu Jiang is coming! We are saved!
Early in the morning, Si Qian just went downstairs and met Ji Mingxuan who was coming back from his morning run.
The boy tilted his head and smiled at her: "Teacher Si, you got up so early today."
"I didn't get up early, I just stayed up all night."
Si Qian yawned, turned around and went to the kitchen to find something to eat.
Regarding the interview between the two last night, the official Weibo account has received over 1 million likes so far, and the popularity is still growing.
Among them, hundreds of original editing videos appeared overnight, and the number of likes increased explosively.
When you think that the big scissor hands are cutting out the sweet interaction moments of the losing CPs, you are totally wrong.
These cunning scissor-hands would lure the dog in and then kill it. They first deceived everyone with a photo of a losing couple sitting together and looking at each other sweetly.
Just when everyone thought the interview would be a sweet little interaction, Pei Li's non-mainstream quotes were immediately played, and then the frame of Si Qian flipping the table was played back and forth over and over again.
Also thoughtfully matched a BGM——
Every action has its effect, and I am your retribution.
Then, the scene changed.
It was a shot of Si Qian swinging his arms and slapping everyone wildly, and it was recorded with a 98k camera.
Many netizens passing by were impressed.
He also claimed that his eyes were strongly affected by the alkali.
This bizarre and curious editing technique became popular across major platforms once it was released.
Director Zheng was staring at the historic Amway video and its epic number of views on the computer background, lost in thought.
He couldn't figure out which link had gone wrong.
Scam!
This is pure fraud!
"Youganna, one has to admit that he is getting old. The world is ruled by young people now..."
"I don't accept it! I'm still young!"
Director Zheng immediately quit when he heard this. In order to prove that he was still young, he snatched the dumbbells that Si Qian had placed downstairs for exercise.
He raised it up in one go—
Snap!
My waist is sprained.
In this way, Director Zheng, who was in a miserable state, was quickly sent to the hospital by Director Wu. He spent hundreds of dollars on examinations and was also prescribed some ointments.
After all the trouble, he became much more obedient.
"Mei Qian, let's find a college student to run our official account."
“Why college students?”
"As long as the credits are sufficient, people can be treated like cattle and horses."
I'm a college kid, simple-minded, with a natural and clear sense of stupidity.
They are also the main force in playing with the Internet, and can be said to be able to do the biggest things with the least money.
Director Zheng immediately got down to work and hired an editor from Tsinghua University to be responsible for editing the official Weibo video account, paying him 100 yuan a day.
…
After finding food in the kitchen, Si Qian planned to take a nap. As he walked out with his eyes squinting, he was unexpectedly bumped into a wall of people.
“Eh——”
The elastic and firm feeling made her voice stop abruptly, and she reached out and rubbed it as if possessed by a demon.
It seems pretty good.
Her gaze slowly moved upwards, and she saw Pei Li standing tightly at the door. His beautiful glass-like eyes were looking down at her, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Mr. Krabs, why don't you walk sideways like a crab?"
[I was wondering why I'd never seen a giant panda before, and now I'm a guest on a dating show.]
Low EQ: She has dark circles under her eyes. High EQ: A panda guest on a dating show.
[Ross, you can talk.]
After the other guests got up, they sat together to discuss how to spend the day.
With ten guests, even if each person spends ten dollars on a meal, it would cost at least three hundred dollars a day.
So the first priority today is to make money.
Because the program team stipulates that guests can only make money by relying on themselves, all the guests also show their talents.
Mu Weiyue took Li Chuanze fishing and planned to sell some of it and keep some for everyone to eat.
Sheng Chi used the available materials and took a bowl from the kitchen to go begging with Lu Yao.
After much deliberation, Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan went to the university town to set up a stall and hire people to play games on their behalf.
Fu Xiao took Liu Ye to contact a bar for resident singing and fashion show performances.
Si Qian, who was still half asleep, yawned and dragged Pei Li to the most bustling intersection. Then he wrote a line on a piece of paper:
"Take over the punch, 50 per punch."
Director Zheng reminded him, "Teacher Si, Teacher Chi and Mingxuan next door only charge 20 yuan for playing games for you. Your price is a bit high..."
“Who said I was a game proxy?”
"ah?"
Si Qian curved her lips and smiled confidently: "I'll take over as a proxy for people in the same city. I can beat my enemies, my mistress, or even a scumbag. Fifty-one times, if I lose, don't worry about it. I'll lie down and blackmail myself."
[Redefining the Substitute [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
【Real proxy service. 】
[You can go for 50,000 or 5,000, but I'm really tempted by 50.]
"Boss Pei, why don't you try to persuade Teacher Si?"
Director Zheng was very nervous, fearing that another accident would happen.
"No, I can't persuade you."
"Why"
"Because in my family, women usually work outside and men work inside, I'm responsible for cheering up Mr. Krabs."
Pei Li looked at Si Qian with a smile in his eyes as he spoke nonsense seriously.
Director Zheng was speechless and choked up. "...Honestly, I'm a little obsessed with you two."
"Then remember to follow the Losing Money CP super topic!"
Director Wu's voice floated over from not far away.
Director Zheng turned around and glared at him, and Director Wu immediately fell silent.
Oh, oh, oh…
[What's going on with Boonie Bears? They seem to be a good match.]
[Girls, your favorite male CP is here [heart]]
[Forget it, I think hydrogen and oxygen are better together, they both produce water.]
If you put it that way, animal cells and plant cells are pretty easy to compare; one has a wall and the other doesn't.
[Thank you. Boonie Bears is sweet, but I think I prefer oxygen and carbon dioxide, one is o2 and the other is co2 [covering my face]]
【What a bunch of little geeks. 】
Before Si Qian placed an order, something happened on the other side.
The cause was that when Sheng Chi was begging under an overpass, he saw a naughty kid snatching money from other beggars' bowls. He couldn't help but say a few words, and as a result, the kid threw a stone at him.
That was not all, he was also beaten by that naughty kid with a toy golden cudgel.
That would have been fine, but he was also scolded by the naughty kid's grandmother.
That was all fine and dandy, but the naughty kid took advantage of him not paying attention and pushed him into the ditch nearby.
Just listening to it makes me feel pathetic.
After Si Qian and Pei Li followed the director team over, they saw a group of people gathered there, and from time to time they could hear a few women cursing.
Lu Yao squatted on the ground with his hands covering his forehead. His expression could not be seen clearly, but his body was shaking slightly.
Sheng Chi, who was soaked all over, stood in front of Lu Yao with his head down, not knowing what he was thinking. Opposite him was an old lady with a mean face, who was pointing at his nose and lecturing him, with saliva spraying everywhere.
And that naughty kid hid behind his grandmother and made faces at Sheng Chi.
Director Zheng was almost frightened to death when he saw this scene, and pushed through the crowd and rushed in.
This damn old woman is so unreasonable! I just watched the whole thing in Brother Sheng's livestream. Not only did her grandson steal someone's things for no apparent reason, he even threw rocks at them. It's probably inconvenient for Brother Sheng to hit that old woman because he's a public figure, but she still got ahead of herself!
[The domestic entertainment slap god is here! Just wait, old woman!]
【Wu Jiang is here! We are saved!!】
[It's the general! The imperial reinforcements have arrived!]
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