Chapter 170: Bite force comparable to that of an adult hyena
Pei Li's words seemed a bit rough at first.
But if you taste it carefully, you can taste some different flavors.
[It's a bad afternoon, especially for you two.]
【I really gave the world face!】
[Just stand here and don't move. I'll go to the kitchen and get you two something good.]
[The others don't look real, but they don't look like they're acting.]
After the interview, the two successfully got fifty yuan.
Director Zheng, who was still waiting for the sweet editing material, took a look at the interview, opened his email with shaking hands and expressionless face, and submitted the video directly to a joke interview collection on a certain website.
Director Wu was horrified when he saw this and rushed over to stop him: "Yougan, don't be impulsive!"
However, Director Zheng had already pressed the send button.
Then, he slammed the table, stood up, bent down, took off his shoes, picked them up in his hands, and raised them high as if he was holding the Balala magic wand: "I'm going to fight!"
"You, what are you doing?" Director Wu's face turned pale, thinking he was going to be upset. "Don't be impulsive! You can't beat Si Qian!"
Director Zheng pretended not to hear anything and picked up his shoes and waved them in the air twice.
Take a deep breath.
Then……
He was suffocated!
"Yougan!"
Director Wu rushed over in grief, picked the man up and slapped Director Zheng in the face.
"Wake up, you bastard!"
The miserable crying sound is so heartbreaking that it makes anyone who hears it cry.
The staff outside were confused when they heard the noise and were moved to tears.
"Wow, Director Wu is so nice to Director Zheng. He even cares about Director Zheng's sleep..."
"Yes, Director Zheng would definitely be very touched if he knew..."
…
Inside the room, Director Wu pinched Director Zheng's philtrum and cried, "Yougan, wake up!"
"You can't die! You haven't paid me this month's salary yet!"
Director Zheng was woken up by Director Wu.
After coming out of the makeshift lounge, Director Zheng felt that everyone was looking at him, and thought it was because he was dressed very fashionably today.
It was later discovered that Director Wu had pinched his own philtrum until it turned purple.
Plus, today he was wearing a shit-yellow hat and a loose-fitting coat of the same color.
From a distance, it looked like the Japanese invaders had entered the village.
As for how he knew it, it was naturally because Director Zheng was beaten up by a few unfamiliar kids when he went out and shouted "Fight the Japanese!"
Afterwards, Director Zheng deducted 100 yuan from Director Wu's salary and went to the pharmacy to buy medicine for himself.
Director Wu was too scared to speak: "Yougan, what are you missing?"
Director Zheng rubbed the corners of his forehead and sneered: "I lack everything in my life. I lack a lot of money and mutual love, but I don't lack a jerk like you!"
"I realized you were targeting me!"
He raised a middle finger.
Director Zheng gritted his teeth: "You don't need to find out about this"
…
On the other side, before the fifty yuan was even warm in their hands, the two of them passed by a fruit stall and Pei Li casually said he wanted to try some durian. Si Qian bought it without hesitation and paid the full amount.
The two of them squatted on the roadside, holding a small durian.
Pei Li reached out and pinched the thorns on it, and asked curiously: "What does this smell like?"
Si Qian was a little surprised: "You haven't eaten it before?"
Pei Li shook his head: "I've seen it, but I haven't eaten it. Pei Yi is allergic to it and it's not allowed in our family."
"You can buy it yourself."
A greedy person like her would spend half of her money on her own mouth.
Pei Li squatted across from her and explained gently, "Before, I didn't want to eat because I couldn't remember it. I just happened to see it today."
He is not a person with a big appetite and is rather casual about eating.
Before he met Si Qian, he had a light diet, and the most unhealthy thing for him was probably ordering a hamburger occasionally.
After meeting Si Qian, he really had the urge to steal the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty.
Almost every meal is a hamburger.
"Hey, why didn't you tell me earlier? If you follow me, you'll end up in big trouble!"
The more Si Qian looked at him, the more pitiful he felt.
Pei Li: "Should I take this back and cut it open with a knife?"
"Need not!"
Si Qian hugged the durian directly, suddenly lowered his head, bit the pointed features on it, and twisted and tore it hard.
In just a few bites, she actually bit it open.
[Sister, are you a shark? Shrimp looking at the computer.jpg]
[Please do me a favor, bite someone for me!]
【If you eat durian, you can’t eat me!】
If she turns into a zombie, she'll at least be a zombie king. Seriously!
[You can have the people in your heart, but you can't talk about them with your mouth.]
"Give!"
Si Qian peeled off the durian flesh and handed it directly to him.
Pei Li had never seen such a scene before. He was stunned for a second: "Just chew it?"
Si Qian had already started eating. After hearing this, he raised his head and asked, "What else?"
The two of them squatted on the roadside and started eating without any image, and finished their meal before they could go back.
Director Zheng was startled by the sight of the durian shell fragments all over the ground.
"The bite force is comparable to that of an adult hyena."
This is too scary!
After they cleaned up the garbage left behind, they checked the time.
4:58 pm.
Si Qian: “Where to go now?”
Pei Li naturally took the coat that Si Qian took off, chuckled and said: "Go back and take a shower, we will come together in the evening."
Si Qian nodded slightly, looking at him lustfully, thinking of his abdominal muscles last time, his mind suddenly twitched and he said: "You have to tell me something as ambiguous as taking a bath, you are trying to seduce me."
【Don't hide it, just say it if you want to see it. 】
【Actually, I want to see it too!】
【Want to see +1!】
[That belongs to Teacher Strong! You are not allowed to even think about it!!!]
Pei Li was speechless and simply changed his words.
"Then I'll go blanch some water."
【After the water boils, skim off the foam. 】
【Then pour in an appropriate amount of cooking wine. 】
【Then add Teacher Strong. 】
[Something strange seems to have been mixed in [confused]]
[I, Old Pig, am going to take a bath. Isn't this ambiguous? [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
【Just say that you can learn real things from the Internet [Like]】
…
Yuxian Town, by the river.
Li Chuanze, who had been sitting here for five hours, stood up and his legs went weak and he fell to his knees.
Mu Weiyue turned around and glared at him murderously: "What are you doing!"
Her fish are going to be scared away!
Li Chuanze held his waist and said nothing, "...Yueyue, aren't you feeling uncomfortable?"
Why did they both sit there for the whole afternoon, and she looked like nothing happened?
Mu Weiyue just glanced at him and said, "You'll be fine once you get used to sitting here."
Can't get used to it...
He felt like his ass was dead.
Thinking that Li Chuanze always helped her carry the bucket and fishing rod, Mu Weiyue clicked on the mall.
After a while, she showed Li Chuanze the order page for her seat cushion.
"I bought it."
Li Chuanze: "Isn't it possible to receive express delivery here?"
Mu Weiyue: "I sent it home."
Li Chuanze was even more puzzled: "I moved to the new house the company bought some time ago, where did you get my address?"
Mu Weiyue shook her head: "I don't have your address."
Li Chuanze: "Who did you ask for it?"
Mu Weiyue rubbed her hands: "Hehe, so I bought it for myself."
Li Chuanze: ""
Good evening, especially to you, Mr. Li.
[It seems to be the last tenderness towards me this month. 】
[I suddenly felt happy, and the people watching felt warm in their hearts [heart]]
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