Chapter 171: A female slap and a male's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms
After returning to the bamboo house, Pei Li took a shower and changed his clothes.
Si Qian had just finished editing the product promotion advertisement she had just filmed. She sat on the sofa, stretched her waist and leaned back, and saw Pei Li standing behind her, looking at her with a smile in his eyes.
He changed into a black shirt, rolled up his sleeves, and left the buttons on his collar casually open, revealing his delicate collarbone. His broad shoulders and narrow waist were clearly visible.
Perhaps because he had just taken a shower, Si Qian could even smell a faint fruity woody scent on him, with a citrus base.
He walked around the sofa and approached, stretching out his hand and waving it in front of her eyes, asking, "What are you looking at?"
The crimson lips look moist and kissable.
Si Qian returned to her normal sitting position, staring at his lips and smiling: "I really want to kiss you."
The teacher who came in to film the scene was so excited that he almost dropped his equipment.
[Oh my god! The iron tree is blooming]
Is Mr. Strong hinting at something? I'm a little excited, a little excited, a little excited, a little excited!!!
[Boss Pei, come on!]
[I'm so anxious, give me a kiss on the head! ]
Someone who got the hint immediately sat down obediently like a happy puppy.
I was just about to say in a reserved manner that there are still people here, which is not a good idea.
Si Qian pursed her lips and continued speaking——
"Just purse your lips and treat them like daffodils. It's safer to kiss the lips you raised yourself."
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Not only was Pei Li stunned, the audience in the live broadcast room was also amused, and the barrage of comments was filled with question marks.
What the hell?
[I was so angry that I wanted to turn into Narcissus. I looked in the mirror and vomited all over the floor.]
[I took off my pants and showed me this]
[It's hopeless! Tonight I'm going to write 100,000 fanfics about Directors Zheng and Wu to vent my anger!]
[When I think of some people in front of the screen pursing their lips, I want to laugh.]
Pei Li's mouth didn't even have time to turn up before the corners of his mouth froze on his face.
no……
He asked...
After thinking it over again and again, he figured it out.
Rather than being passive, it is better to take the initiative.
Pei Li sat upright, glancing at her intently. "Mr. Krabs, for your own safety, I'd actually sacrifice my own life."
Si Qian narrowed his eyes: "What?"
After pondering for two seconds, Pei Li answered truthfully: "I'm afraid you'll poison yourself to death if you purse your lips."
[Great, great! President Pei has turned the tide!]
[I declare that a straight ball is a hanging ball!]
Teacher Strong licked his own mouth and ended up being poisoned to death.
[Am I the only one who subconsciously pursed my lips? I gave myself my first kiss [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
[How can I beat a bunch of talented players like you [covering my face]]
[The Yan Bureau blocked me out myself.]
Even though Pei Li had hinted at this extent, Si Qian still had his own understanding.
"Were you cursing me in a roundabout way just now?"
It turns out that people can really get angry and laugh when they are speechless.
Pei Li gritted his teeth, feeling the urge to bite her. "No, I'm just firing at everyone equally, not letting anyone off the hook."
At this moment, a hand gently rested on his shoulder, and Si Qian gave Pei Li an affirmative look in response.
"A fellow traveler!"
Her attitude towards life is like:
Adults are so mean, children are so annoying, men are disgusting, and women are stupid.
"Strangers were stabbed to death, and acquaintances were hacked to death."
Teacher Strong truly hates everyone equally.
[I can't criticize you, but if I get angry I'll just slap myself twice.]
[People can't even empathize with their past selves. When they think of the stupid things they did, they want to stab themselves.]
[A woman's slap is equivalent to a man's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.]
【In reality, I dare to offend 0 people. 】
[The surveillance camera was removed! I understand]
#I can't criticize this real life philosopher
#Pei Zong: Fire at everyone equally
#strongTeacher: A stranger stabs you, an acquaintance stabs you
Less than three days into the recording, the program team's discussion of topics has reached its maximum level.
The money-losing CP of Si Qian and Pei Li attracted a large number of CP fans with the concept of "it's okay to be alive, it's okay to be dead, and it's okay to be half-dead."
CP super topic directly ranked first.
Currently, the majority of Si Qian’s fan circle are those who are just there for fun and those who are interested in abstract things, and the rest are CP fans.
Not to mention Pei Li. From the time he participated in the show until now, his Weibo account was newly registered two days ago and he doesn't have any content on it.
And the first user he followed on Weibo was not Si Qian.
But a Weibo member.
The second one is not Si Qian either.
It’s a Weibo red envelope.
As a result, he unfollowed two accounts and immediately followed Si Qian.
As a result, the other party has not responded yet.
…
"Mr. Krabs, why don't you follow my account?"
On the way to the square, Pei Li followed Si Qian like a little follower, muttering to him.
"Mr. Krabs, today is the 7th day, 9 hours, 36 minutes, 12 seconds, 13 seconds, 14 seconds that I've been following you..."
“…”
Si Qian took out his cell phone and hurriedly searched for Pei Li's account, but couldn't find it.
Feeling guilty, she quickly swiped through the user bar to find the authentication: "Who are you?"
"User 1365297..."
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[I searched and found it was a new account with no profile picture.]
[This really can't be blamed on my sister, it's like a water army account.]
After clicking return, his mumbling finally stopped.
"Mr. Krabs, the first thing I did after signing up for membership was to follow you."
Someone looks like he's asking for praise.
"What's the big deal?"
Si Qian waved his hand casually.
"The first thing I do after signing up for membership is to cancel the automatic renewal."
【Understand the applause!】
【The world is different from me!】
【A second slower is disrespectful to money.】
【The first lesson for the poor, renew your membership after you have recharged. 】
[Wrong, the truly poor people will first borrow a membership from their circle of friends.]
Not far away, Director Zheng, who was monitoring, asked Director Wu, who was using the lounge internet on his mobile phone.
“Has consumption been downgraded to such an exaggerated level now?”
Director Wu burst into tears. It turns out that only poor people can empathize with poor people.
He nodded vigorously: "I used to want to go for a drink after get off work, but now I want to go out drinking with friends after get off work."
There is a good saying -
People are either working like oxen and horses, or like chickens and ducks.
The key is his age...
People think cows and horses are slow, and chickens and ducks are old.
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Director Zheng looked at Director Wu with disdain, his expression hard to describe: "Is it really that serious?"
"It's really that serious! It's really that serious!"
Director Wu wiped away bitter tears and recounted his own difficulties in a sad and miserable voice.
"I've changed my pants from pure cotton to polyester. I can't even walk fast for fear of spontaneous combustion."
Si Qian, who came over and heard the conversation between the two, felt the same way, as if he had met a close friend.
The two poor guys squatted in the corner, hugged each other and cried bitterly.
Si Qian: "Nowadays, I only spray perfume on my philtrum and smell it myself."
Director Wu: "Before, An Nai Sun was the best, now I am Nai Sun."
Pei Li and Director Zheng each took one and separated them.
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